Talk:The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000/@comment-98.193.120.59-20120421062657/@comment-972068-20120430054628

If they lose the cider, they lose the business. If they lose business, they lose money. If they lose money, they lose the ability to pay taxes. If they lose the ability to pay taxes, they lose the farm. If they lose the farm, they lose their home. If they lose their home, they live on the streets. If they live on the streets, then the other ponies are jerks for not letting them in. If the other ponies are jerks for not letting them in, they're not learning about friendship very well.

And that's how the moon was populated.