Transcripts/It Isn't the Mane Thing About You


 * Zecora: I'm sure this may seem strange, but my methods are mine. After all, I've been doing this for quite a long time.
 * Pinkie Pie: I'll have those cupcakes cleaned off in no time!
 * Rarity: You really should bake new ones.
 * Pinkie Pie: Nah!
 * Zecora: For your mane, of course, just soap will do, so use my super-sudsy shampoo.
 * Rarity: Oh-ho, what a relief! I can't tell you how worried I was that my mane wouldn't be ready for the shoot. [laughs]
 * Zecora: You were right.. [indistinct] manes [indistinct]
 * Rarity: Tell me about it!
 * Zecora: Magical [indistinct]
 * Rarity: Well, I do enjoy a good yarn, but I'm not trying to take anymore mane [indistinct] today.
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, I love a good scary story! [giggles]
 * Zecora: There's the contagious fizz that spreads bend to bend(?), or the story of infinitely splitting ends!
 * Pinkie Pie: [screams]
 * Rarity: Uh-huh, yes, well, very entertaining, thanks for the shampoo, ta-ta!
 * Pinkie Pie: Anything about curls that keep on curling until your whole body [indistinct]?
 * Zecora: [laughs] There is one story I nearly forgot: an Earth pony who needed to clean up her shop.
 * Pinkie PIe: [gasps] That's what I have to do! Huh, weird!
 * Zecora: Perhaps, it'd be better if I were more clear. You can't clean Sugarcube Corner from here.
 * Pinkie Pie: Gee, Zecora, I can take a hint.
 * Zecora: With just a few drops any mess you improve if you focus on that which you want to remove.
 * Pinkie Pie: It won't be hard to focus on a super-sticky celebration string. It's kind of the only thing you can see.