Talk:My Little Pony Equestria Girls/@comment-5926076-20130312144857

Spike: Oh boy, I get to be in the new Equestria Girls show! I mean, the idea might suck but with me in there, I bet I can make everything better

Twilight: Um, Spike...

Spike: I wonder how they'll make me look. Will they make me shorter? Will I be awesome looking? They do know I'm only a few years younger than you right?

Twilight: I'm pretty sure they know all this but...

Spike: And they're letting you keep your wings, so why not let me keep my flames! This has potential

Twilight: Um Spike I think you might want to look at this. This is your design for the show

Spike: Oh sweet! I can't wait to see........a dog? That's what I'm being portrayed as? That's how Hasbro see's me?

Twilight: I'm sorry Spike. I really am.

Spike: .......what stone did you say could penetrate dragon scales?

Twilight: Well, brinstone is the only one I know. Why?

Spike:  Well, it's been fun knowing you! Can't live in a world where people think of me as a pet because I'm not a pony. Tell Rarity I love her, and Celestia that she was like my real mother. Goodbye Twilight


 * Spike survived, but the trauma stayed forever :P