Talk:Spike/@comment-76.111.241.188-20120318114102

In addition to being a nigh-invulnerable force of nature, Spike's the manliest character on the show. How did Rarity go from treating Spike like dirt to being so madly in love with him that she'd fight pony eating dragons alongside him as an action couple? He may only be around 10 years old, but his pure unadulterated badassity is enough to make even the most prudish pony swoon. I wouldn't be surprised if he sweats Old Spice. I know what you're thinking. Reptiles don't have sweat glands, so Spike couldn't sweat Old Spice even if he tried. But that's where you're wrong. Spike alters reality with his courageous hotblooded spirit. He sweats in spite of not being able to. That's just the kind of dragon he is. All Spike needs to do now is wear a badass leather longcoat and start bickering with Angel.