Talk:My Little Pony Equestria Girls/@comment-8038217-20130619012101/@comment-6680512-20130619115639

Hasbro CEO: "Excellent work, everyone. It seems that our intended target audiences - little girls and bronies - seem to like our Equestria Girls movie somewhat! But that doesn't really matter how well the movie does in theaters or how much the movie is bashed, we've still got the DVD sales and toys sales to rake in profits!"

Hasbro Employee: "That's wonderful sir. But I've seen the toys, and they...don't seem to be living up to our expectations. Plus, why are we doing this again?"

Everyone: "To sell toys."

Hasbro Employee: "Right, right, Mattel and their dolls. But I have a good question, sir. Why didn't we just come up with an original toyline to compete with Mattel, or bring back that old Jem and the Hollograms toyline we had back in the 80's? We could have given that a reboot."

Hasbro CEO: "That's irrelevant now. Now, time for our next plan of action: Rainbooms. Those silly bronies are bound to love this! They 'wanted' human ponies, we gave them human ponies! Surely, they will be unable to resist this!"

And then a few weeks later, news was posted on Equestria Daily. And the fandom raged and complained yet again...