Transcripts/My Little Pony The Movie


 * Rarity: Clearly, he's going for fabulous, and fabulous takes time.


 * Pinkie Pie: This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! It's almost too much for any single pony to handle! [screams]


 * Twilight Sparkle: My goodness, I can't handle this!


 * Princess Celestia: We are very excited.


 * [ponies gasping]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!


 * Male Pony 1: Is it really her? It is, it is!
 * Songbird Serenade: Hiya. I'm lookin' for the pony in charge?
 * [camera flashing]
 * Songbird Serenade: I need to set up for my sound check.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Songbird Serenade? Um, I was just going to check on you. [laughs nervously] I'm Princess Twilight, and sorry about the mess. I'm usually not so...
 * Songbird Serenade: Caked in cake?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Heh heh.
 * Songbird Serenade's Agent: You have visual on buttercream?
 * Songbird Serenade's Bodyguard: Visual confirmed. Go for cleanup.


 * Rainbow Dash: I... don't think those are storm clouds.


 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered! Or definitely not the clowns I ordered.


 * Grubber: Put your hooves together for Commander Tempest!


 * Tempest Shadow: How about we start with your complete and total surrender?


 * Tempest Shadow: Here's the deal, ladies. I need your magic.


 * Tempest Shadow: Easy as pie.
 * Grubber: Oh, I love pie.


 * Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crasher ever!
 * Rainbow Dash: We gotta go back there and fight!
 * Spike: Well, you saw the size of those goons. You seriously wanna go back?
 * Applejack: So now what?


 * Rarity: I'm not even packed!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Celestia told Luna to find the queen of the... "hippos". Luna can't, so I have to.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, hippos? Seriously?
 * Pinkie Pie: I've heard they're surprisingly graceful for their size. Huh, but they're always hungry.
 * Spike: Hungry?
 * Applejack: Hippos?
 * Twilight Sparkle: They're somewhere south, past the Badlands.
 * Fluttershy: That means we'll have to... leave Equestria. Oh! I'm not ready for that!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I understand you're scared, and nopony else has to go. But I have to find this queen. She might be our only hope.
 * [music]
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, you're not getting all the glory. We're in this together.
 * Applejack: We got your back.
 * Pinkie Pie: Indeedy!
 * Rarity: I am ready to save Equestria!
 * Fluttershy: Yay.
 * Spike: We're all behind you, Twilight.
 * Pinkie Pie: Let's go find this hippo!
 * Spike: Uh, south?
 * Pinkie Pie: Whee! [giggles] Whee! Boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy! Anypony up for a game of "I Spy"?
 * All but Pinkie Pie: [groan]
 * Pinkie Pie: No, really! Come on! I spy with my little eye something that is orange. No takers? It's you, Applejack! [giggles]


 * Tempest Shadow: All this power wasted on parties. But there are far greater uses. [chuckling evilly]


 * Tempest Shadow: Well? Answer it!
 * [whooshing]
 * The Storm King: Where am I supposed to be looking? I never understand how this spell works. Tempest!
 * Tempest Shadow: Over here, your Excellency.
 * The Storm King: Where?
 * Tempest Shadow: Over here.
 * The Storm King: Huh?
 * Tempest Shadow: No. No, right. Look right. Right... Yeah.
 * The Storm King: Oh. There you are. Here's the deal. I'm in the middle of a big re-brand here. "The Storm King" is tracking well, uh, it's intensely intimidating, but you know what? I need to back it up. You know what I need to back it up with? A storm! That would be great! You promised me magic that could control the elements, and right now, I'm holding a what? A branch. A twig. Bleh!
 * Tempest Shadow: That would be the Staff of Sacanas, your Excellency, and it will...
 * The Storm King: Mm-hmm?
 * Tempest Shadow: ...channel the magic of the four rulers of this land.
 * The Storm King: Mm-hmm?
 * Tempest Shadow: You'll soon have the power of a hundred armies.
 * The Storm King: So that would be a yes on your locking down the four Pegacornicuseses, or whatever you call them?
 * Tempest Shadow: Give me three days. I'll have everything ready for your arrival.
 * The Storm King: Remember, Tempest. Only I have the power to make you whole. Make this twig work, and you'll get your reward. Fail me, and your horn won't be the only thing that's broken.
 * Tempest Shadow: It won't be a problem.
 * The Storm King: Great! I'm gonna power up, grab some—
 * [warbling]
 * [beat]
 * Grubber: Sorry, bad spell service. You want me to call him back?


 * Capper: Capper's the name. Charming's my game.
 * Rarity: [laughs]


 * Pinkie Pie: We could definitely use a friend out here!


 * Rarity: How lovely!


 * Grubber: Ohhhh, fish-man just got dropped!


 * Tempest Shadow: Silly little ponies.


 * Pinkie Pie: Best... escape... plan... ever!


 * Rainbow Dash: Pirates?!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay, fine. Then "deliver" us to Mount Arts.


 * Rainbow Dash: You birds have a choice to make. You could let some cloven-hoofed Storm King tell you how to live your lives, or...
 * [whoosh]
 * Rainbow Dash: ...you could be awesome again!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, this really isn't a good time for a—


 * Twilight Sparkle: —song.


 * [Rainbow Dash]


 * Captain Celaeno: Let's show these little ponies how it's done!


 * Rainbow Dash: Now for the finishing touch!


 * Pinkie Pie: Rainboom!


 * Rarity: I simply... cannot... even! The bad guys have won! I'm so sorry!


 * Princess Skystar: I'm so glad I found you guys!


 * Rarity: These fins are divine!


 * Spike: What is... [puffs] ...happening?!


 * Crab butler: [chitters]
 * Queen Novo: Ooh! Time for my seaweed wrap.


 * Princess Skystar: There are so many things we can do! We can make friendship bracelets out of shells and... picture frames outta shells and... decorative wastebaskets out of shells... Oh, I have so many projects that involve shells, haha! Now I have someone new to share them with! I mean, aside from my friends, Shelly and Sheldon. Right? Shelly?
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
 * Princess Skystar: Sheldon? [chuckles] Get it? [chuckles, snorts]


 * Pinkie Pie: We did what you told us and that's what made her realize that we were ponies worth saving!


 * The Storm King: Let's get this storm started! Ooh, hey, that's good. I should trademark that.


 * Twilight Sparkle: It's... It's the Magic of...
 * The Storm King: Yeah, yeah! Friendship, and flowers, and ponies, and bleh!


 * The Storm King: I'm so totally over the cute pony thing.


 * Tempest Shadow: This... ends... now!


 * Pinkie Pie: Bull's-eye!


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm so sorry! I was wrong to—
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry, too. Friends mess up sometimes.


 * Twilight Sparkle: We've got this. Together.


 * Pinkie Pie: Nice touch!


 * Pinkie Pie: Can I have your attention please?!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Yahoo! Ha ha!


 * Applejack: Yee-haw!


 * Pinkie Pie: Excellent idea, Rainbow Dash!


 * Pinkie Pie: I'm excited! Who's excited?! Aaah! I've never been so excited!


 * Mane Six: Whoa!


 * Rainbow Dash: All right!


 * Pinkie Pie: Whee!


 * Rainbow Dash: Awesome!


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is my home, Equestria. A land filled with magic, music...


 * [Spike]
 * Yeah, yeah, yeah!
 * Whoa!


 * Twilight Sparkle: ...and most importantly, friendship! Life is perfect.


 * Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Ha ha ha!


 * Twilight Sparkle: I mean, what could possibly go wrong?


 * [thunder]
 * [ponies gasping]


 * [balloon deflates]
 * Party Favor: Brian, no!


 * Mane Six and Spike: [screaming]


 * Tempest Shadow: Do you have the princess?
 * Grubber: They might've got away. A little bit.


 * Rainbow Dash: Wow!


 * Twilight Sparkle: We need help to save Equestria.


 * Mullet: We're ready to kick some booty.


 * Tempest Shadow: Are your nails painted... pink?


 * Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Applejack: [gasps]


 * Tempest Shadow: Get her now!


 * Capper: Y'all ready to do this thing?
 * Rainbow Dash: Come on!


 * Princess Skystar: I wanna help too.


 * Capper: You ponies are crazy.


 * Pinkie Pie: [screams, giggles]


 * Rarity: I hate epic adventures.


 * Twilight Sparkle: It's all on me. I'm the one Tempest wants.


 * Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Whee!


 * Grubber: This is intense.


 * [record scratching]


 * Twilight Sparkle: I mean, princess? No pressure. Luckily, I have amazing friends who are there for me no matter what.


 * Princess Skystar: Mother, can we, can we, can we?


 * Spike: Whachoo talkin' 'bout?


 * Princess Skystar: [whispering] But I totally did not tell you that!


 * Grubber: I know you're disappointed, but I've got one word for you: "Spongecake".


 * Pinkie Pie: That was fun! Can we do it again?


 * Rarity: You know what they say – where there's a city, there's a spa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Who says that?


 * Rest of the Mane Six and Spike: Ooooh.
 * Applejack: Don't get too excited. He's talkin' about us.
 * Rest of the Mane Six and Spike: Awww.


 * Pinkie Pie: [unhinged giggling]


 * Twilight Sparkle: This is amazing!


 * Fish Creature: What do I do?!


 * Pinkie Pie: Group hug!


 * Pinkie Pie: A picture of my sister Maud? This comb that I've never used? This breath mint? Well, how about a big warm hug from a grateful pony friend?
 * Pig Creature: [belches]


 * Rainbow Dash: That was pretty great.


 * Fluttershy: You seem tense. Do you wanna talk about it?


 * Rarity: You mean that dreadful unicorn with the broken horn?
 * Rainbow Dash: You bet it is! I'll show them!


 * Tempest Shadow: What is the point of having power if you don't really use it?


 * Pinkie Pie: Best windmill ride ever! Woohoo!


 * Rainbow Dash: Go go go go GO!


 * Spike: Yes! All right! We did it!