Transcripts/The Cutie Map - Part 1


 * Spike: Zzzzzzzzz....
 * Twilight Sparkle: Let's go through this one more time.
 * Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but why?
 * Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's 'cause [indistinct] and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
 * Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all so simply divine!
 * Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight...and Rarity and Applejack and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie...and probably Spike.
 * Spike: Zzzzzz...
 * "Twilight Sparkle': As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the Tree of Harmony want us to [indistinct] a castle in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense?
 * [awkward silence to be filled in by sound effects later]
 * Spike: [groans] Is that new?
 * [more awkward silence to be filled in by sound effects later]
 * Spike': This is incredible! It's got all of Equestria and a whole much(?) more!
 * Pinkie Pie: Hi, Mom and Dad!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [indistinct] It seems like the map wants us to find out. The tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?
 * Rainbow Dash: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!
 * Applejack: Aw, shoot, I reckon you're right.(?)
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, I was going down to organize my baking sheets, but okay!
 * Rarity: Oh, very well.
 * [beat]
 * Fluttershy: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Spike.
 * Spike: Awesome! Me and Big Mac have huge [indistinct] talkin' hoofball and trading(?) hoofball cards, arguing over hoofball stats...
 * Fluttershy: On second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. [indistinct]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Looks like it's time for a road trip.


 * Twilight Sparkle: That's it! That's the place on the map!
 * Rarity: Well, let's get down there and find the spa.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wait, we don't have [indistinct] here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.
 * Rainbow Dash: [excitedly] Yes!
 * Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, everypony! I'm on it!
 * Applejack: [indistinct]
 * Rainbow Dash: This is where the map sent us? Looks like an old boring place in Equestria.
 * Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary folk.
 * Rarity: Could certainly use a few more architectural flourishes. Or any architectural flourishes.
 * Fluttershy: Lovely.
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. [indistinct] those smiles. They're just not right.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, that's weird.