The Perfect Stallion

The Perfect Stallion is a musical number featured in the episode Hearts and Hooves Day. It is sung by the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. The three are looking for a match for their teacher, Cheerilee. Music from this song is used in Rainbow Dash's Rainboom Game.

Name
Daniel Ingram stated on his Facebook page that he had been calling the song "Valentine's Day song", but was open to suggestions for a different name. After a short period, he settled on "Hearts and Hooves Day", however after further consideration he decided "The Perfect Stallion" was a better title.

Lyrics

 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
 * She's the best teacher we could hope for!
 * The perfect stallion you and I must find.
 * One to really make her heart soar!


 * Buuut...
 * This one's too young;
 * This one's too old.
 * He clearly has a terrible cold!


 * Hay Fever: Achoo!


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * This guy's too silly;
 * He's way too uptight.


 * Persnickety: I say!


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Well nothing's wrong with this one,
 * He seems alright!


 * Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * How 'bout this one?


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * He's much too flashy.


 * [Scootaloo]
 * He might do.


 * [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
 * If he weren't so splashy.


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too short,


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Too tall,


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too clean,


 * [Scootaloo]
 * Too smelly!


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly!


 * Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * I don't think that we're mistaken.
 * It seems all the good ones are taken.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * I really feel that at this rate,
 * We'll never find the perfect date.


 * [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
 * Don't wanna quit and give up hope!


 * Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Oh please, oh please, oh please say-


 * Big Macintosh: Nope.
 * Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * We did it girls, we've found the one!
 * Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!


 * Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?