Transcripts/Honest Apple


 * Rarity: Oh, thank you so much for helping me with these flyers, Spike. I'm so lucky you just happened to be walking past the boutique. [chuckles]
 * Spike: Uh, yeah, r-right. Just happened to be walking past. [chuckles nervously]
 * Pinkie Pie: Whatcha got here? Lost dog? Balloons for sale? Guitar lessons? 'Cause I found one, I need some, and yes, I am interested! [imitating guitar riff]
 * Rarity: No. [chuckling] It's a call for submissions. Fashion contest I'm organizing. A showcase for aspiring young designers.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, wow! What an awesome idea!
 * Rarity: Thank you. I remember how difficult it was to break into the fashion industry when I was starting out. That's why the winner of the contest will get to debut their line in the Carousel Boutique!
 * Spike: [dreamily] So selfless... So generous...
 * Rarity: I've also managed to get esteemed fashion critic Hoity Toity and iconic fashion photographer Photo Finish to come to Ponyville and judge the show. And... [squealing] Wait until you hear who else will be a judge.
 * Spike: Countess Coloratura?
 * Pinkie Pie: Sassy Saddles?
 * Spike: Spike?!
 * Rarity: No! [chuckling] The third judge for the Carousel Boutique's Couture du Future Fashion Contest is none other than... Applejack!
 * Applejack: What?!
 * Pinkie Pie: What?!
 * Spike: What?!
 * Rarity: ...What?