Transcripts/Applebuck Season

Applejack: Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me. That there's the biggest bumper crop a' apples I ever laid eyes on.

Big Macintosh: Ey-yep. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack: Come on, big brother! You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle. Oops, Sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end.

Big Macintosh: Bitin' off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack: Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?

Big Macintosh: Yep.

Applejack: Why of all the... This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies.

Big Macintosh: But still only one pony, and one pony plus hundreds o' apple trees just doesn't add up to...

Applejack: Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue! I said I can handle this harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this applebuck season all by myself.

[ theme song ]

Applejack: Well I better get kickin'. These apples aren't gonna shake themselves outta the trees. Hey! Oh no.

Rainbow Dash: STAMPEDE!

[ponies panicking]

Pinkie Pie: [laughter] Hey...! Thiiis maaakes myyy voooice sooound siiilly!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, are you crazy?! Run!

Mayor: Everypony calm down. There is no need to panic.

Rarity: But Mayor, what ever shall we do?

Rainbow Dash: Look there!

Applejack: YEEHAW!

[ponies cheer]

Applejack: Move aside, Winona. Put 'em up, girl!

Rarity: [moan]

Pinkie Pie: This is the best rodeo show I've ever seen.

Applejack: Come on, little doggie! Herd! [whistle] Winona, put 'em up! Ha hah! That's it. [grunt] [grunt]

Winona: [bark]

Applejack: Attagirl. Yee haw!

[ponies cheer]

Applejack: Whoaaa. Phe-wie. Now what was that all about?

Cow: [moo] [cough] Oh my! Begging your pardon, Applejack, but Mooriella here saw one of those nasty snakes.

[cows startled]

Cow: And it just gave us all the willies, doncha know.

Applejack: I completely understand. Just next time, try and steer clear o' Ponyville.

Cow: We certainly will, Applejack. So long, Winona!

[ponies cheer]

[crowd: Applejack!]

Applejack: Yee haw!

Pinkie Pie: Yee haw! Ride 'em, cowpony!

Mayor: Applejack was just... just...

Pinkie Pie: Appletastic!

Mayor: Exactly. We must do something to thank Applejack for single-hoofedly saving the town.

Pinkie Pie: I know.

Pinkie Pie: A party!

Twilight Sparkle: We all ready?

Rarity: Just one last thing. Now we're ready.

Twilight Sparkle: Is Applejack all set?

Rainbow Dash: Actually, I haven't seen her all week.

Pinkie Pie: Not since the stampede.

Rainbow Dash: But she'll be here for sure. Applejack is never late.

Twilight Sparkle: Welcome everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to--

Rainbow Dash: Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete. This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: Exactly. And...

Pinkie Pie: This week, I get to run Sugar Cube Corner for the first time.

Twilight Sparkle: What does that have to do with Applejack?

Pinkie Pie: Oh. Applejack, one of the best bakers ever, is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

Twilight Sparkle: Ho-kay, that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter--

Fluttershy: Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: --rupted.

Fluttershy: Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills.

Twilight Sparkle: Anyone else? Anyone? [silence] No? Well then, as I was trying to say.. Ugh! Never mind.

Mayor: Ah-ahem. And so, with no further ado, it is my privilege to give the prize, Pony of Ponyville Award, to our beloved guest of honor, a pony of the utmost trustworthiness, reliability, and integrity. Ponyville's most capable and dependable friend: Applejack!

Pinkie Pie: Yippee!

[crowd cheer]

Spike: Cool! Way to go Applejack, that was awesome! I mean-- heh.

Mayor: Ah-ahem.

Spike: Awkward.

Applejack: I'm here. I'm here. [yawn] [sigh] Sorry I'm late--whoa--I was just... Did I get your tail? Miss Mayor. Thank you kindly for this here... award thingy. [yawn] [yawn] It's so bright and shiny an', heh, heh heh, I sure do look funny heh. Ooo-ooo.

Pinkie Pie: Woo-ooo.

Applejack: Ooo-ooo.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Well, thank you Applejack, for saving us from that scary stampede, and always being there for everypony.

Applejack: [yawn] Yeah. I like helping the ponyfolks and [yawn] and stuff. [snore] Oh, uh, yeah. Thanks.

Twilight Sparkle: Was it just me, or did Applejack seem a little--

Rainbow Dash: Tired?

Fluttershy: Dizzy?

Rarity: Messy? Well, did you see her mane?

Pinkie Pie: She seemed fine to me. Woo-oo! Woo-oo!

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.

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