Transcripts/The Washouts


 * [bang, bang, bang]
 * Scootaloo: Order, order, everypony! I hereby call to order this meeting of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club!
 * [fans murmuring]
 * Scootaloo: First order of business: Letscelebratetheoneandonlyrainbowdashyayshesamazingnowiftheresnothingelsethatconcludesthismeetingoftherainbowdashfanclubthankyouallforcominganyquestions!
 * [bang]
 * [fans confused]
 * Rainbow Dash: Huh?
 * Scootaloo: Meeting adjourned!
 * [door slams]
 * [bang, bang]
 * Scootaloo: I'd like to call to order the first ever meeting of the new and most exciting club, of which I am the president, founding, and only member: The Washouts Fan Club!
 * Rainbow Dash: [gasps]