Transcripts/All Bottled Up


 * Trixie: Come on, come on! Why aren't you a teacup?!
 * [magic zap]
 * Trixie: No! Teacup!
 * [magic zap]
 * Trixie: No! Teacup!
 * [magic zap]
 * Trixie: [screeching] No! [normally] Oh, Starlight! I can't add a trick that's not working into my act! How come it's not working?
 * Starlight Glimmer: It could be because you're just yelling the word 'teacup' and not picturing it in your mind.
 * Trixie: Oh. Yeah, that could be it.
 * Starlight Glimmer: What does your teacup look like? What shape is it? What color?
 * Trixie: [inhales]
 * [magic zaps]
 * Trixie: Whoo! Starlight, I did it!
 * [splurt]
 * Trixie: Woohoowoohoowoohoo! IdiditIdiditIdidit! Woohoohoo!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Hey!
 * Trixie: Teacup! [giggles] Teacup! Teacup, teacup, teacup! Tea-cup! Teacup, teacup, tea-cup! You know what you need? A teacup!
 * [splat]
 * [teacup poodle yapping]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [groans]
 * Trixie: Oops! I guess I pictured a teacup poodle?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Trixie! You ruined my teacakes!
 * Trixie: I just got excited! This is the first time I did a transfiguration spell! Real magic! Come on, be impressed by me! [as Starlight Glimmer] "Yay, Trixie! You're so good at magic, and having good hair, and..."
 * Starlight Glimmer: [chuckles] Good job, Trix. But I was baking these to give to Twilight and the girls for their friendship retreat. Pinkie Pie gave me a recipe and everything.
 * Trixie: Oh! You need some snacks to give to Twilight? I've got you covered. [humming to herself]
 * [splat]
 * Trixie: Problem solved.
 * Starlight Glimmer: [growling] [exhales] Not exactly.




 * [train whistle blows]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I am so excited for this friendship retreat! I can't remember the last time we all got to hang out without having to save Equestria.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, we are awesome. But technically we weren't the last ponies to save Equestria.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I was speaking in a broader sense. Are you sure you don't wanna come with us?
 * Spike: Yeah, I have [?] through.
 * Starlight Glimmer: And I promised Trixie we'd practice more magic. It might be better if the castle is empty, if you know what I mean.
 * Trixie: [groans] Relax. If anything breaks, Starlight will just go back in time and fix it!
 * Starlight Glimmer: [nervous laughter]
 * Trixie: Kidding.
 * Starlight Glimmer: We'll take good care of the castle while you're gone.
 * Trixie: Have fun on your friendship retreat! [hushed, to Starlight] What in Equestria is a friendship retreat, anyway?
 * Starlight Glimmer: [hushed] They're gonna bond, share laughs, and if I know them, they're gonna sing a song!
 * Trixie: [giggles] We are gonna have so much more fun than them!
 * Starlight Glimmer: [giggles] Shhh!
 * Trixie: Twilight, wait! Starlight has something for you!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
 * Starlight Glimmer: [nervously] Here, I, um, brought you snacks...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, how... thoughtful, thanks. We will... not get hungry on the train.
 * Starlight Glimmer: It was supposed to be teacakes, but... [sighs] it's a long story. Have a great time!
 * Twilight Sparkle: You too!
 * [door shuts]
 * [train rattling]


 * Starlight Glimmer: Okay, Trixie, what kinds of spells did you want to work on next?
 * Trixie: Well, every self-respecting magician has a disappearing act, so maybe we could start with that?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Hmmm. Nothing just disappears, so technically that's a teleportation spell, and those are pretty hard. Maybe we should start with something smaller.
 * Trixie: Nononono. The Great and Powerful Trixie goes big or not at all! Just tell me how you do it.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Well, I've always felt magic is tied to my emotions. Whatever I'm feeling fuels whatever I'm doing! And the stronger the feeling, the stronger the magic.
 * Trixie: Right. Like when you were so upset cutie marks took away your friend, your magic was strong enough to enslave an entire village!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Well, thanks for bringing that up.
 * Trixie: See, I'm already learning. If anypony is gonna teach me how to do a disappearing spell-
 * Starlight Glimmer: Teleportation spell.
 * Trixie: Whatever. I'm complimenting you. And me. We can do this, 'cause we're amazing! Magic is friendship and stuff.
 * Starlight Glimmer: I guess we can give it a whirl. Now, just need to find you something to teleport.
 * Trixie: Spike! How about it?
 * Spike: [nervous laugh]
 * Starlight Glimmer: Let's pick something, I don't know, not living?
 * Trixie: I mean it won't be as impressive, but okay. Teach away, mini-Twilight.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Mmph.


 * Attendant: [bored] Welcome to Manehattan Escapes.
 * Rarity: Ooh, I'm going to start with a facial, and then get my hooves done, and-
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, it's not that kind of retreat.
 * Rarity: Isn't it called 'Manehattan Escapes' because it's a deluxe spa, where you can escape all of your troubles?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Nope! It's because we get locked in a room and we have to solve puzzles and riddles in order to escape!
 * Attendant: [bored] The clues will lead you to a key to get out.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Team-building!
 * Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: [sighs]
 * Applejack: Come on, girls, this could be fun!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Could be? Some of the greatest minds in Equestria put together these puzzles!
 * Fluttershy: I'm just happy to be with all of you.
 * Pinkie Pie: Me too! I'm not great at solving riddles, but I'm super great at cheering other ponies on while they do it! Go us! Ooo, ooo, woohoo!
 * Rarity: Yes, yes, woohoo, but, [clears throat], just so we know, exactly how long will we be locked in here?
 * Attendant: [bored] A group of griffons set the record for the fastest escape. It only took them an hour.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hah! Griffons barely like each other! We're basically the poster ponies for amazing friendships! So get your quill ready, bub! You're gonna have to write down a new record!


 * Starlight Glimmer: If you master this spell before the girls get back, you'd be setting some kind of record!
 * Trixie: Challenge accepted!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Okay, now what you want to do is concentrate on the object you want to teleport...
 * Spike: Yeah, I'm gonna go... all the way over here.
 * Trixie: Concentrate on teleporting. Got it. Doin' the spell!
 * Starlight Glimmer: No, Trix, wait, don't just-
 * [magic zap]
 * Starlight Glimmer: [groans]
 * [thud]
 * Trixie: [weakly] Ta-da.


 * Starlight Glimmer: [hyperventilating] Nonononononono! You made Twilight's friendship map disappear!
 * Trixie: [clears throat] Teleport.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Really?!
 * Trixie: Well, it was behind the apple, it was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Trixie, we have to get that map back.
 * Trixie: We'll find it, no big deal.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!
 * Trixie: Teleport, like you told me to.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Hello, you're supposed to concentrate on the object, not just teleporting!
 * Trixie: Oh gee, you probably should have told me all the steps before you let me do the spell.
 * Starlight Glimmer: I tried- [gasps] I... need a minute.


 * [dishes clattering]
 * [door opens]
 * [crockery shattering]
 * Spike: Hey, you okay?
 * Starlight Glimmer: I will be, once I cast a spell to contain my anger in this bottle.
 * Spike: Wait, what?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Do you see this stormcloud? This has never happened before! All this magical energy has to go somewhere, and if I'm not using it to fight a magical duel, or to bend my friends' wills to obey my every command...
 * Spike: Ha, I remember that.
 * Starlight Glimmer: The point is, I don't know what my magic's going to do. So, I'm hoping if I bottle up my anger, I won't do who-knows-what to Trixie.
 * Spike: Are you sure that's a good idea?
 * Starlight Glimmer: What choice do I have? I have got to get that map back, and, I don't wanna lose Trixie. If she knew what I was thinking right now, she'd probably never talk to me again.
 * Spike: Okay... you do what you need to do. I'll see if I can find the map somewhere in the castle.


 * Starlight Glimmer: Trixie!
 * Trixie: Oh, there you are! For a minute I didn't think you were coming back, and that you might be upset with me for some weird reason.