Talk:Sweetie Drops/@comment-10390252-20130821181101/@comment-2116634-20140104122053

Yeah, but that is Pinkie Pie, and she does have an high-pitched voice, plus she is a bit crazy and propably never did actually go to school, so she would not know the difference between "Sweetie Drops' Cottage" (a place that looks like a cottage as much as the BG ponies's residence buildings, and that the owner trademarked as actually being named Sweetie Drops' Cottage) and "Sweetie Drops's cottage" (an actual cottage that is owned by somepony named Sweetie Drops that lives there, possibly with a pet, blank-flank offsprings, servants, an husband\wife\girlfriend\boyfriend\other soulmate, her parents, siblings, or other ponies destined to live with her.)

Also, because of that, most ponies like to refer to her as Sweetie Drops, because they think the name of her candy shop is actually her own name- except she actually just inherited it from her aunt s' second cousin s' stepfather-in-law s' mother Candy Bar in 1971, when Bon Bon first got her Cutie Mark.

And Candy Bar actually inherited the brand name from her mother-in-law s' third cousin once removed s' aunt s' brother s' wife Chocolate Swirl back in 1934.

And Chocolate Swirl actually just opened the first Ponyvillian Sweetie Drops' Cottage back in 1886, before it was in Canterlot, and it was owned by Chocolate Swirl s' grandmother s' brother-in-law s' aunt s' third cousin once removed s' stepmother s' unicorn niece Sugared Starla.

And Sugared Starla actually inherited the Canterlotian Sweetie Drops' Cottage from her grandmother-in-law s' aunt s' third boyfriend s' mother-in-law s' stepfather s' niece Kelly Gumdrop in 1848.

And Kelly Gumdrop actually inherited the brand from her father-in-law s' aunt s' stepfather-in-law s' grandmother s' grandniece s' third cousin, Lara Sweetefinesse, back in 1805.

And Lara Sweetefinesse simply imported in 1775 to Equestrian territory a Griffonian brand owned by her griffon boyfriend s' grandmother s' aunt s' fourth cousin s' brother-in-law s' niece s' first cousin s' ex-wife, Glade Gliddgrum.

And Glade Gliddgrum actually just bought an unused brand that was already called "Sweetie Drops' Cottage" way back in 1731- the brand was left "free card" since the previous owner, a Pegasus named Gazer van Dropper, died in 1610.

And Gazer van Dropper actually simply inherited the brand in 1530 after a war with the Diamond Dogs. Before that, it belonged to a Diamond Dog named Woofah la Dranchean.

And Woofah la Dranchean actually was given the brand as a gift from her dragon boyfriend s' grandmother s' second cousin s' sister-in-law s' aunt, Ralghea, in 1480.

And Raighea actually simply inherited the brand name from her great-grandmother s' aunt-in-law s' third cousin s' great-aunt, Dreggselvia, back in 1200.

And Dreggselvia actually simply bought "Sweetie Drops' Cottage" from its' original owners the Equestrian Royalty back in 1080. It was Luna s' personal candy\sweet\chocolate series. She often shared it with Celestia, and it actually dates back to 730, still named "Sweetie Drops' Cottage".

But everypony associates it with Bon Bon nonetheless.