The Perfect Stallion

Lyrics

 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Cheerilee is sweet and kind
 * She's the best teacher we could hope for
 * The perfect stallion you and I must find
 * One to really make her heart soar


 * Buuut...
 * This one's too young
 * This one's too old
 * He clearly has a terrible cold


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * This guy's too silly
 * He's way too uptight


 * Uptight pony: I say!


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * We'll nothing's wrong with this one
 * He seems alright


 * Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * How 'bout this one?
 * [Apple Bloom]
 * He's much too flashy
 * [Scootaloo]
 * He might do
 * [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
 * If he weren't so splashy
 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too short
 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Too tall
 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too clean
 * [Scootaloo]
 * Too smelly
 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly


 * Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * I don't think that we're mistaken
 * It seems all the good ones are taken


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * I really feel that at this rate
 * We'll never find the perfect date
 * [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
 * Don't wanna quit and give up hope


 * Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Oh please oh please oh please say


 * Big Macintosh: Nope.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * We did it girls, we've found the one
 * Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter


 * Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?