Talk:The Last Laugh (song)/@comment-43420161-20190807085816

I was disappointed that this song wasn't full of spoonerisms. So I wrote a verse of what I think he should have sung. This could replace the bit from "I suppose now" to "where I'm going".

Come on and get your chill of fear, You happy filing smoke. Come, moles and fairs, and stallions too, And hear me jack a croak!

I want to see your greasy chins! My rags will gun and gun! So come and bring your bunny phones And share the filly sun!

My lazy crafter's back again Cause I'm a punny phoney!