Talk:Fluttershy/@comment-219.87.168.69-20121212075538/@comment-5618372-20121214075044

Sir! I do not condone the idea of smacking sharks around just to give them massages. First of all, they wouldn't suffer from stiff muscles and rigid spines; they wouldn't be able to swim and thus they would die. What they need is to attend FA (Fishaholics Anonymous) meetings conducted by Fluttershy so that they can stop going berserk on anything that bleeds in the water. :O