Transcripts/It's About Time


 * Spike: I made it for you, Rarity. Why yes, it is an ice cream house.  Chocolate fudge shingles...rocky road garage...huh?
 * [clop, clop, clop]
 * Spike: Twilight?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, hi Spike.
 * Spike: It's the middle of the night! Why are you pacing like this?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Frankly, I don't know how you can sleep at a time like this.
 * Spike: 3am?
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's awful! It's horrible!  It's tragic!
 * Spike: Uh...I don't understand. What's wrong?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Here. Now do you see what's wrong?
 * Spike: We forgot to celebrate Arbor Day?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No, the problem is I just finished planning my schedule for the month, but I forgot to leave time to plan for next month. Don't you see?  There's no time in my schedule to put together another schedule.  I could move my meeting with the Ponyville hay board to the following Tuesday, but then I'd have to reschedule my lunch with Pinkie Pie.  And you know what a nightmare she is with scheduling.  This is an absolute disaster.  My whole year could be thrown off!
 * Spike: And I woke up from an ice cream dream for this.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh. I think I did it!  If I can find a way to read The Art of Invisibility Spells and Farmhill's A Brief History of Canterlot at the same time, that could leave me a half hour scheduling window!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
 * [magic crackling, wind blowing]
 * Twilight Sparkle: What's going on? [yelps]
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, you've got to listen to me!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two 'me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: Twilight, please! I have a very important message for you from the future!
 * Twilight Sparkle: You're from the future?!
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: That's right, now listen-
 * Twilight Sparkle: What happened to you? The future must be awful.
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: Please! I don't have much time!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm from next Tuesday morning, but that's not important right now!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe time travel's really possible! How did you, I mean, I figure it out?
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: The time spells are in the Canterlot archives. But that's not-
 * Twilight Sparkle: Really? Where? I've never seen them.
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: They're in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing. Now, you have to listen to me-
 * Twilight Sparkle: Is time travel fun, or does it hurt? I have so many questions- [muffled voice]
 * Future Twilight Sparkle: I have something extremely important to tell you about the future, and I only have a few seconds so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't-
 * [magic crackling]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Future Twilight? Oh no!  What was she trying to warn me about?  Her clothes!  Her mane!  That scar!  Oh!  What a mess she is!  I mean, I am.  Or I will be.  She must want me to prevent whatever horrible thing happens in the future.  [Gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: Come on, Fluttershy! The party can't start until the party supplies get there!
 * Fluttershy: [grunt] Happy to...help...but [grunt] can I carry [grunt] the balloons next time?
 * Fluttershy: [grunt] Happy to...help...but [grunt] can I carry [grunt] the balloons next time?