Talk:Student Counsel/@comment-4531340-20190427082107


 * Silverstream: Guidance Counselor Starlight, I need to talk to you about something! I don't know any other creature to turn to!
 * Starlight: Alright, Silverstream, what seems to be the problem?
 * Silverstream: I'm pregnant! And Gallus is the father!
 * Starlight: How would that even wo... you know what? Not gonna question it.

* Later*
 * Gallus: Alright, Guidance Counselor, I have to talk to you about something.
 * Starlight: Does it have anything to do with Silverstream claiming that she's pregnant, and that you're the father?
 * Gallus: Buh... uh, whuh?! She is?! Wait, how would that even work?! I was just coming in to talk about lightening my class load a little! Besides, there was only that one time, after the dance!
 * Starlight: Eh heh heh... [thinking] I don't get paid enough for this. [Twilight voice] You don't get paid at all! [Normal voice] Not helping!

Okay, not really... but can you imagine?