User:NikoAccampora

Niko the Grunt
I'm a human grunt who came to Equetria in a "Peace-making" mission. I mostly spend my time on helping the pony folk and fighting monsters/villains. Apparently, Princess Celestia became aware of my "talents", se she decided to hire me as her enforcer, so for now i take some of my time on doing some "royal duties" for her.

--Love(i could live my life with them <3)--
1)Princess Celestia - Beautiful, kind, wise, playful, ruler, overpowered = Best pony

2)Princess Luna - The throne just isn't complete without her. And i love her S2 appearance; taller, more powerful, better hair, darker coat, more badass, makes her more Celestia-like(more awesome). More than i can say about the cute lil' innocent Luna from S1(we don't need two fluttershys)

3)Fluttershy - see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoJY6V9iuc and you'll know what i mean :)

--Like(maybe even a little loved)--
Twilight Sparkle - Cute, smart and skilled with magic. Most good things that happened in Equestria are thanks to her <3

Rarity - She knows how to make everything look beautiful<3

Pinkie Pie - Even in the most dire, deadly and sad of situations, this filly knows how to lighten up the mood.

Applejack - Cute, strong, honest and a justice doer. She's always willing to help te community.

Rainbow Dash - If she was a colt, she'd be probably be gay, but she's a MARE! So what does that make her? A tomboy! Capable of making sonic rainbooms, atomic rainbombs and rainbow fire. RD is fast AND strong. She ain't awesome for nothing.

Apple bloom - small, cute and absolutely adorable. I just love her persitent attitude.....and her accent.

Sweetie Belle - Small, cute and unquestionably adorable. Her voice sounds like a gift from god.

Scootaloo - small, cute and adorable. and she's got some moves :)

Derpy Hooves - What was originally a technical error, is now an enormous fanfic fenomena. Her twisted eyes make up for her name in both canon and fanbase.....and she's cute<3

Cheerilee - I wish my teacher was hot as that. I mean, she let her students stare at her BUTT! I wish i was a little foal so i could study at the same school as Apple bloom's.

Zecora - Probably the hottest zebra you'll ever see in your life ;)

Ruseluck - I really like her mane <3

Mayor - I wish real life mayors were hot as that. She's got charm ;)

Trixie - Boasty, self-centered and skilled with illusions. Whatever, she's hot enough to make it up for it.

Silver Spoon - Not as bullish as her stupid friend. IMO she very good-looking.

--Disregarded(i don't really like these guys, but my patience still stable)--
Diamond Tiara - "oh my cutie mark is sooo hot, much better than yours, oh wait, you're a blank-flank. i'm superior to everyone" A shiny tiara? seriously? THAT's your cutie mark? so you "talent" is looking fancy all the time? Personally, i'd rather be a blank-flank than having THAT tattooed on my butt.

Prince Blueblood - "i'm a rich snobish metrosexual douchebag who should treated as QUEEN, even if my pair is a hot female unicorm" *pulls out knife* let's see the REAL color of your blood >:D

Dumb-bell - "hey! nice going, rainbow-CRASH!" What are you laughing at, Dumb-ASS!?*death glare*

Kevin - "yeah, rainbow er....uh...CRASH!" were your parents related? i mean, BEFORE they had sex?

--Hated(IMO they don't deserve to live)--
Gilda - Ugly bird bitch who only cares about herself. Likes to prank people, steall stuff and bully innocent little fillies...oh and she called RD lame. well, i'm hungry, and there's no birds around, guess i'll just take my flamethrower and go looking for gilda.

Discord - Trollish muilti-breeded freak who likes to torture innocent ponies for his own amusement. He CHEATS his opponets in his own game and forces their personaly to change to WORSE. This guy's like the DEVIL! He almost destroyed harmony....oh and he made Fluttershy act like a bitch. I guess i'll just take his statue and put it in a crusher >:)

Pairings i approve(they're so cute when they're together<3)
Twilight x Trixie - Even if they don't get around very well, i wouldn't have any problems on seeing these two "getting it on" ;)

Pinkie x Fluttershy - They're so cute togheter <3

Bon Bon x Lyra - Do they have an actual relationship? Whatever, think these two fit well for each other <3

Celestia x Luna - It'd be a good way to improve their relationship<3. They're both hot anyways :)

CMC threesome - I't'd both hot and cute at the same time...................no pedo.

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Personally, i don't have too much problems with pairings between females(minus Gilda), specially if it's between the mane cast.

Pairings i DISapprove(i'd rather die than seeing these two "getting it on")
Rainbow Dash x Gilda - Gilda just called RD lame, she probably doesn't like her anymore. Does gilda still have some feelings for RD? WHO CARES ABOUT HER FEELINGS!?(She obviously doesn't have any). And don't come up with your "old love" bullshit. Keep your stupid headcanon for yourself! besides, hot RD plus ugly Gilda does NOT add up!

Celestia x Discord - NO!........just no. Discord is a mutated freak who likes to do mischief and torture little ponies. Celestia is a benevolent ruler who cares about her subjects. They do NOT fit each other! Don't come up with your stupid "old love" bullshit, keep your stupid headcanon for yourself! Besides, Hot Celestia plus ugly Discord does NOT add up!

Pinkie x Discord - WHY IS EVERONE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS FREAK!!? I it based on a scene from the first S2 episode? well GO FUCK YOURSELF!! NOTHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE SHOW WITHOUT SOME DUMBASS MAKING A STUPID FANFICTION ABOUT IT!!! Pairing Pinkie with Discord is an AWFUL idea!! Pinkie is CUTE and Discord is UGLY!!

Rarity x Tom - oh for the love of---Don't guys realize that Tom is a ROCK!? A FUCKING ROCK FOR FUCKSSAKE!! HOW THE HELL IS RARITY GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH A ROCK!?!? HOW ARE THEIR BREEDS GONNA LOOK LIKE!? WHY DOES FANS HAVE BE SO RETARDED!? WHY!? WHY!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?

External links(this ain't my only home:))
Youtube = http://www.youtube.com/user/Gunman511

Deviantart = http://nikoaccampora.deviantart.com/

Steam = http://steamcommunity.com/id/nikonetgame/