User:Filly Please

                                                      

WELCOME!
Hello, my name is Filly Please and it is great to see you on my page!

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Welcome to my page, I guess you are here by random chance, or you want to message me.

Let me tell you some traits of mine:-

I happen to be a normal guy who is usually skeptical of stuff, and I have an addiction to cats and I live in a city filled with friendly feral cats (That city is called Istanbul), and I happen to be quite sarcastic at times (my type of humor) but I am usually friendly to people who are friendly to me.

Although I may be a stubborn filly at times, I am a reasonable one and I do respect opinions, and I tolerate most things that annoy me, well, Twilight is an exception...

Anyways, let's talk a bit of the things that I collected because of the effects that this show brought onto me, which is called bronyism...

Pony toys collection:-

 * 1) Rainbow Dash (brushable)
 * 2) Applejack (brushable)
 * 3) Rarity (brushable)
 * 4) Pinkie (brushable)
 * 5) Fluttershy (brushable)
 * 6) Twilight Sparkle (Happy Meal toy and brushable, put on a very dusty shelf)
 * 7) Glow-in-the-dark Zecora
 * 8) Nightmare Moon
 * 9) Cutie Mark Crusaders
 * 10) Applejack's toy truck (I only got it because it looked stupidly funny, especially with Twilight's cardboard cut-out!)

Pony Shirts:-

 * 1) Wonderbolt Navy shirt
 * 2) "I'M NOT YELLING THIS IS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE" shirt, blue.

Favorite Episodes:-

 * 1) Hurricane Fluttershy: Very well written, and one of the most touching episodes in this show!
 * 2) Sonic Rainboom: Had a very important lesson, and a well-written script, and Rainbow was just awesome!
 * 3) Wonderbolt Academy: Bravo to the animators and bravo to Merriweather Williams for improving her script!

Favorite bronies:-
I don't have any favorite bronies, most of the bronies I met in real life are either really ecstatic and treat ponies as if they were drugs and are addicted to them, or background pony fanatics who put Lyra all over the place...

I hate Equestria Daily bronies, they are self-centred brats who will hate on anything that is not Twilight or Trixie or Lyra, they're really full of themselves and think that it is funny when ponies go insane, the only reason Twilight won Season 2 Best Pony just because they thought it was funny when she snapped, it's just sadistic, I also hate it when they do the usual "REASONS WHY TWILIGHT IS BEST PONY" photoshopped graphs...

I also hate /mlp/ of 4chan, it is full of cloppers and they openly discus it and post R34 of ponies everywhere, there hasn't been any single forum there without inappropriate sexual terms, not even the CMC are safe...

The tumblr bronies will go and hashtag the crap out of the ponies and link it to other stuff, why the hell would you relate a group of Machinima gamers to ponies?!

I can safely say that I don't have any real hate towards the deviantArt bronies, they keep things to themselves and usually enjoy doing requests and do not post an alicorn mare design of themselves all the time...

Favorite users on this wiki (not listed in order and are all likeable equally), however, are:
 * Dragon Theology
 * Leaf Shade
 * Haedman
 * Aphelion112   (my hubby ;D)
 * Juan The American Brony
 * Nitz X
 * FlameStar101
 * Reversalmushroom
 * AppleJon
 * Dashgirl126
 * Nihi The Brony
 * Craterkid
 * Rallinale
 * PowerStar89
 * Prince Doopliss
 * Roadside Picnic
 * Samut-Kun
 * MJNSEIFER

Favorite qoutes:-
"One man cheeseburger apocalypse" -Coach (Left 4 Dead 2)

"Yellow car!" -Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto 4)

"Groovy!" -Earthworm Jim (Earthworm Jim)

"Insanity is doing the same f***ing thing over and over again expecting things to change" -Vaas (Far Cry 3)

"..." -Gordon Freeman (Half-Life 1 & 2)

"Quick, to the batmobile!" -Adam West (Batman & Robin)

"In America, you can eat whatever you want, as long as you eat too much." -Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

"But wait, there's more!" -Billy Mays

"*anything he says and narrates*" -Morgan Freeman



Well, I'm not surprised I'm mostly like AJ, she is one of my favorites afterall, and I'm not surprised that Twilight is my least common pony either, but I am surprised that I'm more related to Rarity than Dashie but I'm okay with it.

If only they had Spike there...

Well, enough about me and let's talk about my favorite characters, and they will not be just the Mane 6 characters and not any background ponies since it's not legit liking a scriptless pony just because you can give him/her any personality:-



1. Spike:-

This guy is frickin' awesome! Reason he is my favorite is his sarcastic humor and his attitude; my favorite type of character. I may have not liked him at first, but his character development was just amazing; especially his role in The Crystal Empire.

2. Rainbow Dash:-



Who doesn't love her?! Her haters. Anyways, I just love Rainbow Dash, I love how loyal she is and her attitude and her abilities, and her tomboyish behavior makes her cute moments even cuter! I just find her pretty adorable when she is doing a face like this -->

3. Princess Luna:-

I just adore her, and everything about her is just stunning, I just love how she was made into a mentor in Sleepless in Ponyville, and they increased her role and made her more important in that episode, although some people are ignorant by saying they made her "even more useless"...

Anyways, Luna is just plain beautiful in design and character, and I hope they bring more episodes about her.

PS: I have a crush on her!



4. Applejack:-

YEE-HAW! Applejack is one of my favorite characters in this show, just look at her! A cowgirl who cares about her family, and she has a southern accent!Her character is very mature and very realistic, but not too realistic that it ruins her traits and everything.

I didn't like how she was treated like a background pony in Season 2 and how some bronies joke about it (Seriously, they even replace her picture with other Mane 6 with Lyra, doing her pose, wearing her hat!!).Since Season 3 now has a concentrated amount of AJ and an episode from HER point of view, I can safely say that my life is almost complete. Applebloom sucks.

5. Rarity:-



Such beauty, such elegance, and such fabulosity! I just love her sophisticated manners and her voice, and she is very mature and realistic, and she can be quite a doll in some moments.We all know that she acknowledged the fact that Spike has a crush on her, but the Sparity fans can be quite annoying sometimes, because the amount of fanfics about them just raised by 9001%.

Still, Rarity is adorable and I love her.

6. Discord:-

This guy is so awesome at trolling he probably makes every troll in the internet look like wanna-be comedians, and he is funnier in one episode than Pinkie in 3 whole seasons.

I loved his role in Keep Calm and Flutter On because he is the main reason why I laughed like a hyena, but the ending of that episode where he says "friendshipismagic" and the final scene are so cheesy it has more holes than Queen Chrysalis' legs.

7. Sweetie Belle:-



Aw, isn't she adorable? She's way better than the annoying Applebloom (who stole her sister's spotlight and got too many episodes focusing on her...), and she has an amazing singing voice, how calm she didn't know that yet?!

I just love how slow she can be, and I can relate her to Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls, considering both of them adorable and slow at understanding the situation.

8. Fluttershy:-

Meh, Fluttershy used to be good and all, not saying she isn't now, but her character is kind of cheesy nowadays, but I loved her role in Hurricane Fluttershy, it was amazing and I felt sad for her, sadly her roles in other episodes aren't as entertaining.

I like how she was oblivious of Discord's massive trolling in Keep Calm and Flutter On, and she did have the courage to trust him although he lied to her, but she didn't say anything until he realized he did and what he was about to lose, but the ending is very cheesy...

What annoys me a bit about her are the fans who just do the following; 1. Put a picture of Fluttershy 2. Insert a HNNGGG here.

She did get good roles in Season 3, she will probably get better ones in the upcoming seasons.

9. Fancy Pants:-

Who needs swag when you got class? This guy shows that class is the perfect way to get the ladies and to look manly and respectful infront of other people, and he has a FRIGGIN' CLASSY 'STACHE!!1!!

Although I like to talk more about this guy, his personality was only revealed in one episode and now he's just a background cameo, and it seemed a bit off that he was in Ponyville during Too Many Pinkie Pies, I just wonder what were the animators thinking...





10. Big Macintosh:-

Eeyup, this guy is a very good example of a laid back character, and I say that these type of people are quite enjoyable.

Although he's a very cool Stallion, I must say that he still needs more attention because his personality isn't that complex and he's kind of one dimensional...

11. Pinkie Pie:-



Back in my day, Pinkie used to be funny! Yeah, I miss old Pinkie, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy her, besides the fact that I now only enjoy her mid-Season 1 and Season 2 self, but her Season 3 self is a bit annoying and quite childish, and she is slowly becoming like Patrick...

Also, some, but not all, of her fans are just a pain in the arse...

Worst characters ever:-


-9000. The Weak and Helpless Trixie:-

She's overrated, why the heck do they even like her?! They like her for the same reasons they hate Gilda, it doesn't make any sense!!!

It's just the fact that those Equestria Daily brats love her arrogance, and ironically, some of them hate Rainbow for her arrogance, it just doesn't make any sense...

-9001. Toilet Sprinkle (AKA Hasbro's cow that gets milked for profit):-



Yes, that's right, this filly right here is on the bottom and lower than Trixie, she became an alicorn because Hasbro wants profit, and she is okay with it!

She became a princess for a weak reason of "studies of friendship", and she made a small accident and corrected that mistake through a very rushed musical, and she becomes a princess instantly! She was given a thank you for saving Equestria many times (she couldn't have done that without her friends, she's useless without her friends), but nothing more...

She also knew how to fly instantly, she accelerated at the same take-off speed that Rainbow did in A Canterlot Wedding when she did a Rainboom, and not only that, she flies at the screen saying that "everything will be just fine", nice try, Larson...

Although I hate the arguments that happened about whether Alicorn Twilight is a good or a bad thing, I am siding to the bad because it just ruins the aspect of the show and removes it from its roots, and I bet it will turn from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" to "My Little Twilight: Alicorns are Magic"...