Transcripts/MMMystery on the Friendship Express


 * Pinkie Pie: Huh? Stop, you saboteur!  I have you now!  What?  Aha!  Oh, thank Celestia you're OK!  But one of those bakers is mixing up something bad.  So I'm not leaving you again no matter what.  Huh?  Who turned out the moon?  Don't go near that cake, thief!  Stop, thief!  Oh!  Are you OK, thief?  [growling]  Huh.  Overreacting my hoof.  I knew I was going to have to keep a close eye on you.  And that's just what I'm gonna do.  [snoring]
 * [Rooster crowing]
 * Pinkie Pie: Huh? Wha?  [gasp] The cake!  Oh, mmmmm!  You look mmmmarvelous!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Whoa!
 * Pinkie Pie: I know! I think some congratulations are in order for a job well done.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Um, you'd better hold off on giving yourself an award just yet, Pinkie. Look.
 * Pinkie Pie: Look at what? Huh?  [gasp]


 * Pinkie Pie: [screaming]
 * Applejack: What is it?
 * Rainbow Dash: What happened?
 * Pinkie Pie: It's the marzipan [?] meringue madness! It's been...mutilated!
 * [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: Now we just need to find out who done it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You mean who did it.
 * Pinkie Pie: Exactly.  Who did done dood it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, having read many mystery novels, I know that the only way to discover the culprit is to investigate.
 * Pinkie Pie: Exactly.
 * [pop]
 * Pinkie Pie: And as chief detective, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
 * Applejack: Uh, you're investigatin'?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes! And Twilight shall be my lowly assistant who asks silly questions with obvious answers.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Fine, Pinkie. Should we start looking for clues?
 * Pinkie Pie: Perfect silly question, my dear Twilight. Because the obvious answer is...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes?
 * Pinkie Pie: No! 'Cause I know who did it.
 * [gasp]


 * Pinkie Pie: I have no idea who do-doned-it.


 * Pinkie Pie: This mystery gets more mysterious every minute.