Transcripts/Celestial Advice


 * [ponies conversing]
 * [lspotlight turns on]
 * [boom mic bump]
 * Discord: I may have let it slip that you'd be unveiling your big plan for Starlight tonight. Silly me. But we're all very excited to hear what you've cooked up. [beat] You weren't coming up with a plan just now, were you? Oh, dear. This could be pretty embarrassing for you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sarcastically] Gee, thanks, Discord.
 * Discord: Any time. I really love being helpful.
 * [zap]
 * [clink, clink, clink]
 * Twilight Sparkle: If I could have everypony's attention. As you all know, Starlight Glimmer's been my pupil for a while now, and I'd hoped she'd be my pupil for a long time yet to come. But it turns out, that's just not meant to be.
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Starlight, you have proved yourself to be a kind, loyal, strong, honest, and truly magical friend. Just looking around this room at all the new friendships you've made, I know there's nothing more I need to teach you. So we have a second reason to celebrate today. Three cheers for Starlight Glimmer on her graduation day!
 * [ponies cheering]
 * Pinkie Pie: [squeals, giggles] What a great surprise!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [to Starlight] The future's in your own hooves now.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Wow. I was not expecting this!
 * Trixie and Thorax: Mmm... [giggles]
 * Discord: Darn it. I was hoping you'd send her to my realm. We could've been roomies. Way to not pick up what I was putting down.
 * Trixie: How do you wanna celebrate? Girls' trip to Las Pegasus?
 * Thorax: We could throw you a changeling gourd fest! Uh, it's more fun than it sounds.