Talk:Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?/@comment-25270260-20150714110122/@comment-27152981-20151102230108

Once I dreamed I was a general in the army. Considering that I'm a pacifist, it'd be entirely unrealistic to find me in such a profession. Anyway, we'd invaded someplace made entirely of sweets and baked goods. An officer comes in, asking how we're going to break into the Cheesecake Factory to steal the fondue. The dream abruptly ends before I could state my strategy.

This is probably the weirdest dreams I've ever had, which is saying something since my dreams are always weird. It's also proof that I eat before bed, a habit I often lie about.