The Perfect Stallion

The Perfect Stallion is a musical number featured in the episode Hearts and Hooves Day. It is sung by the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. The three are looking for a match for their teacher, Cheerilee. The song has been released as a sing-along on the DVDs My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Royal Pony Wedding and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Season Two Disc 4. Music from this song is used in the games Magical Mysteries and Rainbow Dash's Rainboom Game on The Hub's site.

Name
Daniel Ingram stated on his Facebook page that he had been calling the song "Valentine's Day song", but was open to suggestions for a different name. After a short period, he settled on "Hearts and Hooves Day", however after further consideration he decided "The Perfect Stallion" was a better title. Hasbro's mylittlepony YouTube channel, The Hub's website, and the Season Two Disc 4 DVD also use the title "The Perfect Stallion", while the Royal Pony Wedding DVD uses the title "Valentines Day Song".

This song is registered with Broadcast Music, Inc. as "Valentine S Song" (or "Valentine's Song"), work #14611198.

Lyrics

 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
 * She's the best teacher we could hope for.
 * The perfect stallion you and I must find
 * One to really make her heart soar.
 * But...
 * This one's too young,
 * This one's too old.
 * He clearly has a terrible cold.


 * Hay Fever: Achoo!


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * This guy's too silly.
 * He's way too uptight.


 * Persnickety: I say!


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Well nothing's wrong with this one,
 * He seems alright...


 * Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * How 'bout this one?


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * He's much too flashy.


 * [Scootaloo]
 * He might do!


 * [Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
 * If he weren't so splashy!


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too short.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Too tall.


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * Too clean.


 * [Scootaloo]
 * Too smelly.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.


 * Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]


 * [Apple Bloom]
 * I don't think that we're mistaken,
 * It seems all the good ones are taken.


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * I really feel that at this rate,
 * We'll never find the perfect date.


 * [Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
 * Don't wanna quit and give up hope!


 * Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * Oh please, oh please oh please say-


 * Big McIntosh: Nope.
 * Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]


 * [Sweetie Belle]
 * We did it girls,
 * We've found the one,
 * Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!


 * Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?