Talk:Pinkie Pie/@comment-202.45.119.43-20120722233109/@comment-159.0.119.194-20120804151700

I'm currently sitting in my apartment in Ponyville just two blocks from my fiance', and I am pony because I invented a portal-to-destination-x and a shape-changing machine:-

I chose Portal-To-Equestria and became a pony with the shape-changing machine, I just had to imagine how my manestyle, mane and fur color is and what is my special talent (Red Cross with zebra outlines since I work at a zoo).

And as for how Earth and Pegasus ponies wear rings; you don't have too, only unicorns wear rings and it is kinda racist...

How about that, now your argument is invalid to the point you can't beat me.

(Yaoming)