Transcripts/Friendship University


 * Rarity: These machines were costly, but I am quite certain the friendship lessons I can teach my students with them will be invaluable.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
 * Rarity: Oh, don't worry, darling. I'll think of something. And I didn't use the school funds to buy these. I made the purchase entirely with my own bits.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's not that. It's this!
 * Rarity: [reading] "Why waste your time at a friendship school that's just a school? Learn everything they teach and more at Friendship University"?!