Transcripts/Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1


 * Rainbow Dash: What are you even doing here, Discord?
 * Discord: Oh, just a bit of light reading before I head off on my extremely important mission. I suppose you all know that I've been tapped to capture a certain escapee.
 * Spike: Big deal.
 * Discord: You're right, Spike. It is a big deal. Seems I possess a magic that gives me quite an important role in Equestria. Maybe they should make me an alicorn princess. [cheering offscreen] Mmwah! Mmwah!
 * Rainbow Dash: In your dreams!
 * [bonk!]
 * Discord: Oh, I never dream of such things. Ask Princess Luna.
 * Applejack: Don't you have a creepy magic-stealin' villain to track down?