Transcripts/The Cutie Map - Part 1


 * Spike: [snoring]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Let's go through this one more time.
 * Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but why?
 * Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
 * Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
 * Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight... And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie... Oh, and probably Spike.
 * Spike: [snoring]
 * Twilight Sparkle: As Princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the Tree of Harmony want us to sit in a castle in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.
 * [rumbling]
 * Spike: [groans] Is that new? I like it.
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggling]
 * Spike: This is incredible! It's got all of Equestria and a whole bunch more!
 * Pinkie Pie: Hi, Mom and Dad!
 * Fluttershy: But, if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?
 * Rainbow Dash: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!
 * Applejack: Aw, shoot, I reckon you're right.
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, I was planning on organizing my baking sheets, but okay!
 * Rarity: Oh, very well.
 * [beat]
 * Fluttershy: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Spike.
 * Spike: Awesome! Me and Big Mac have a huge weekend ahead of us talkin' hoofball, and... And trading hoofball cards, and arguing about hoofball stats...
 * Fluttershy: O-o-on second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. In case they need me.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Looks like it's time for a road trip.


 * Twilight Sparkle: That's it! That's the place on the map!
 * Rarity: Right, let's get down there and find the spa.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Wait, we don't know why the map sent us here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.
 * Rainbow Dash: [excitedly] Yes!
 * Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, everypony! I'm on it!
 * Applejack: Careful, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie Pie: [grunts]
 * Rainbow Dash: This is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
 * Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.
 * Rarity: It could certainly use a few more architectural flourishes. Or any architectural flourishes.
 * Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.


 * Twilight Sparkle: An entire village with the same cutie mark? How can that be?
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, that's weird.


 * Twilight Sparkle: I guess I'm just a little confused by all of this.


 * Twilight Sparkle: Something's not right.
 * Rainbow Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Cause fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!


 * Male Creepy Pony 1: Welcome!
 * Female Creepy Pony 1: Welcome!
 * Male Creepy Pony 2: Welcome!


 * Male Creepy Pony 3: Starlight, we have some new visitors.
 * Rainbow Dash: [to Applejack] Be ready to fight. I don't know what's gonna come through that door.
 * Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.


 * Starlight Glimmer: Only way to be really happy is if we're all equal.


 * Applejack: Say what?


 * Starlight Glimmer: When the rest of Equestria sees that a princess gave up her cutie mark to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.


 * Rainbow Dash: Is she for real?


 * Twilight Sparkle: It's a trap!


 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello, we're home!


 * Spike: Sweet Celestia!


 * Rarity: I think it's divine.


 * Pinkie Pie: I lost a measuring spoon in the batter. Somepony's gonna get a very special pancake!


 * Twilight Sparkle: There's no doubt you're a part of my mission to spread friendship across Equestria.


 * Twilight Sparkle: Your cutie mark represents who you are.