Transcripts/My Little Pony Friendship is Magic/Animated shorts

Triple Pony Dare Ya

 * Granny Smith: Seven... Eight... Nine... No, that's a button. I wonder what that goes to. Uh, lemme check.
 * Rainbow Dash: [deep inhale, long sigh, deep inhale]
 * Pinkie Pie: Mmmm! Don't you just love Granny's Hearth's Warming fruitcake? [to Applejack] Uh, what's wrong with her?
 * Applejack: Triple Pony Dare. I bet Rainbow Dash she couldn't wait patiently in this line all the way to the end.
 * Pinkie Pie: Wow. There's Triple Pony Dares, and then there's just impossible!
 * Rainbow Dash: [straining, screams] Out of my way!
 * Applejack: Told ya so! I win, fair and square.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, you don't! I didn't Triple Dare you back! First one to finish a Dare – fair Triple Pony Dare champion! Forever!
 * Rainbow Dash and Applejack: Hmph!


 * Rainbow Dash: Triple Pony Dare ya. No touching, no wearing, for one... whole... moon!
 * [bionic clicking]
 * Applejack: I missed you so much, Tallulah!


 * [whooshing]
 * Applejack: Triple Pony Dare ya, Rainbow Dash! Fly slower than apple molasses!
 * [screech!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [straining] Aah!


 * Rainbow Dash: Keep going. You need twenty more to win this Dare.
 * Applejack: [straining] Whoa...! [screams, groans]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs]


 * Applejack: You gotta dig five holes before sunset – Earth pony style!
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
 * [clang!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [warbling]
 * [crack]


 * Rainbow Dash: Buck one and only one.
 * Applejack: [gulps]
 * [soft thud]
 * [thud]
 * [flump!]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
 * Pinkie Pie: So? Find a Triple Pony Dare champion forever yet?
 * Applejack: It should be me! If Rainbow Dash didn't keep comin' up with such lowdown, nasty Dares.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me?! Do you know how hard it is to fly slow?!
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I just figured out how to settle this whole thing!
 * Rainbow Dash: You did?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. I Triple Pony Dare you... to quit daring each other!
 * Applejack: No way!
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, neither!
 * Pinkie Pie: Guess that means... I'm the winner! I win! I win! I win! Uh-huh! Oh, yeah! [giggles]