User:Alana Katana

Haii, I'm Alana.
'''I'm quite shy, weird, and sensitive. I live in California. I listen to music everyday, draw occasionally, and barely play video games. (Despite being on Xbox Live all day, I pretty much watch Netflix or talk to people.) My achievable dream is to be a therapist, psychologist, interrogator, or interior designer. (The third and fourth ones would most likely not work.) Oh my unachievable dream is to be a dictator. Dictators are people too! <3'''

Obsessions

 * Dictators (Kim Jong Un) <3
 * Robert Downey Junior, Austin Carlile, etc.
 * Margaritas, Ramune, Dr. Pepper, Mtn Dew, etc. (ONE POINT FOR OBESITY)
 * Music (Alternative, Indie, Hard Rock, Metalcore [I think..] and Classic Rock.)
 * North Korea
 * The Walking Dead, NCIS
 * Left 4 Dead, Kirby's Dream Land 2
 * Due Date, Vacancy
 * Concerts, Festivals
 * Going online all day. (I have a life, stop judging me.)

Attention Seeking
'''Okay guys so my life is so horrible. Do you know what I have to do? I have to go to school and wake up in the morning. And then to make matters worse, I have to do homework and eat. I mean do I have to breathe now?! Oh... I do... My life sucks!! (Siriusly guis/womyn, stahp, yuor life is kk. And all of you really do sound like this.) :3'''

The Random Judge Judy Story
Tetris ate my kitten in TKA (Techno Kitten Adventure) and I was all like, "OH MY GOD. YOU'RE SO MEAN." And Tetris was just like, "AT LEAST I AIN'T EATING NO MORE BLOCKS." And I was like, "But you...you...just...ugh..." And then I sued him on Judge Judy and she was just like, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T." And I was like, "Oh yeah he did." And we both be all like fighting and then i said, "SHUT UPPPP!" And Judge Judy was all like, "YOU DO NOT YELL IN MY COURT AGENT FATTY." And I was like, "SORRY SIR." And she was like, "CASE DISMISSED. TETRIS WINS! I DON'T CARE POOPY FACE!" (She was angry because I called her a sir, duh.) And then Tetris was all like noming some mittens and I was just like, "YOU PS3 ME OFF!!'''