The Failure Song

The Failure Song (alternate title: "I Wasn't Prepared for This" ) is the working title of a song from Season 3. It was first shown at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con on July 13, 2012, and it features a duet between Twilight Sparkle and Spike. This is the first time Spike has sung in the series where he is clearly heard singing.

Lyrics

 * Spike: A minus? B plus? [music begins; gasps] Twilight! Did you... fail?


 * [Twilight]
 * I was prepared to do my best
 * Thought I could handle any test
 * For I can do so many tricks
 * But I wasn't prepared for this


 * Levitation would have been a breeze
 * Facts and figures I recite with ease


 * Twilight: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.


 * Teacher: She is correct!


 * [Twilight]
 * I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
 * But I wasn't prepared for this
 * Will I fail, or will I pass?
 * I can't be sure...


 * [Spike]
 * She can't be sure...


 * [Twilight]
 * My mind is sharp, my skills intact
 * My heart is pure...


 * [Spike]
 * Her heart is pure...


 * [Twilight]
 * Oh, I've taken my share of licks
 * I've made it through the thin and thick
 * But no I wasn't


 * [Spike]
 * Oh no, she wasn't


 * [Twilight]
 * Oh no, I wasn't


 * [Spike]
 * Oh no, she wasn't


 * [Twilight]
 * No I wasn't prepared


 * [Twilight & Spike]
 * For this!

[song ends]
 * Spike: Uh, prepared for what exactly?