User:D3rpywhoov3s

I could clear the sky in 10 seconds flat! - Rainbow Dash

All the ponies in this town are CRAZY! - Twilight Sparkle

(As Nightmare Moon) Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am? - Princess Luna

Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! -Pinkie Pie

We tried persuasion, charm, whatever it is Pinkie Pie does... - Rainbow Dash

TLC as in 'Tender Loving Care' or 'Total Lost Cause? -Scootaloo

I am not whining, I am complaining! Do you want to hear whining? Thiiis is whiiiiining! Oooo, this harness is too tiiiight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it? Oh, it hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's going to leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy. WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL IIIIIIIT- Rarity

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I don't look where I prance (unicorn). Please move out of the way (wussup Bon Bon?). You should not be under a tree if you would like a tan.

Those kids are cast aside (losers). So I shall sing to you (you're short). Well,you look bored so I will give you a piggy back ride.

Now I have some splinters in my butt (run Mac,run). She thinks it's funny that I kidnapped them (that's messed up). I'll leave u in the cart on Mac's joy ride. I sure hope that u don't die!

I stole their cheap jump rope (my rope),but They do not complain (that works). So who would like a big group hug? No,they just want to play (Bro-hoof).

Apple Bloom's a loner. Don't get mad at the jump rope. Sit on my back,bounce up and down,now you've got vertigo.

I walk downtown with all of my friends (we're happy). Applejack is really not a good artist. I will paint some cool graffiti just for fun. Look! It's my face and the sun!

Who in the heck turned off the sun shine? I bet it was my clone. Now she will help me to find our evil scientist dad.

I am extremely determined to get rid of these blue streaks. It took like three weeks to plan this choreography.

I go back to the prancing. Want to join my flash mob? This group is not yet big enough so I'll run and look for more.

We hop from roof to roof just like ninjas. Break fourth wall. I walk by the mayor and jump through this portal. Reference joke. I get to ride on someone's back for once. Don't stare at the sun too long.

Everypony join the random parade. We can make this totally epic. They really want to join our parade. That's the cue for the chorus!

[Pinkie Pie w/ Choir] We have joined in this random parade. We've waited to open these windows. We have made this totally epic.

[Choir] We have joined in this random parade. We've waited to open these windows. We have made this totally epic. Pinkie Pie is best pony!

[Pinkie Pie] I sing louder than the rest. Because I am much more important. This song is only about me.

[Choir] We sing in our big circle of friendship,and We also sway from left to right. No,we are not important at all. We even get cut.

[Pinkie Pie] Close up. Singing. Happy. Spinning. My flash mob ruled! I like donkeys.

{Cranky Doodle Donkey} Yer young wipper-snapper

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What is this weird show? It's like the only thing you know You talk about it every day You know this is child's play

Your path ahead is blurred Told to go join in on the herd You know this show's for younger crowds? How can you say you're proud?

Now think, "brony," think Everything in here is pink You've spent your precious time Now you're walking a fine line!

And then you have the nerve To ask me to observe These girly things You open your mouth and sing...

(Chorus:) Ponies aren't just for girls Let this tail unfurl Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie Applejack and Fluttershy Do not be afraid We will never fade Rainbow Dash and Rarity Join the herd, and you will see!

Hey this show's not bad I'll give it to ya, I'm real glad I never thought I'd like this stuff I thought I was just too tough

I'm sorry I was rude I feel happy and renewed And even though I feel naive I find it hard to leave

So thanks, brony, thanks My mind was shooting blanks I feel like such a fool Who knew ponies were this cool?

Now wait for Saturday For the show to play What will it bring? We open our mouths and sing

(Chorus)

So thanks, brony, thanks Looks like I've joined your ranks I never could repay What you've done for me today

So thanks, brony thanks, Looks like I've joined your ranks I never could repay—

(Chorus x 2)