Talk:Pinkie Pie/@comment-24.89.81.24-20120607134655/@comment-216.67.47.239-20120613150509

Hypothetically, even if you were the first to get to Equestria would not mean she will marry you. She'd marry whoever she wanted to.

Which means I'd have as much of a chance as any of you... MAHAHAHA! Ahem.

This kinda makes me glad she is not real, though. If Equestria was real, the chaos would be insane. Pinkie would have too many people around to think of marrying any of you!