Transcripts/The Return of Harmony Part 1

Cheerilee: I want to start our field trip here in the world famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents friendship. Alright my little ponies, this one represents Victory.

Scootaloo: How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?

Applebloom: Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'

Sweetiebelle: Thats not a word!

Scootaloo: What are you, a dictionary?

Cheerilee: Girls! now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?

Applebloom: It's got an eagle claw

Scootaloo: And a lion paw!

Sweetiebelle: And a snake tail!

Cheerilee: This creature is called a dragonequus. He is the head of a pony and a body of all sorts of other things. What do you suppose that represents?

Applebloom: Confusion!

Sweetiebelle: Evil!

Scootaloo:Chaos!

Sweetiebelle: Its not chaos, you dodo!

Scootaloo: Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of, and it is too chaos!

Sweetiebelle: Is not!

Applebloom: You're both wrong!

CMC:[Grunting and fighting]

Cheerilee: Actually, in a way you're all right. This stature represents Discord. Which means a lack of harmony between ponies. In fact, you three demonstrated Discord so well, that your each going to write me an essay explaining it.

Group: [laughs]

Cheerilee: Now lets go, and I don't want anymore fightng.

Applebloom: Confusion!

Sweetiebelle: Evil!

Scootaloo: Chaos!

Theme song

Rainbow Dash: Come back here you! Gotcha! Eww what is this?...Cotton candy? Wait a second! It's not supposed to rain until tomorrow you can't ju-- you did

Rainbow Dash: Hey I didn't tell you to go anywhere!

Applejack: Rainbow Dash whats going on with all this rain? I mean chocolate milk! I mean chocolate milk rain!

Rainbow Dash: There's crazy weather all over Equestria! Cloudsdale is getting soaked by a major Cola storm right now! But don't worry im not leaving until i get control of Ponyville!

Pinkie Pie: Why would you wanna stop this?

Rarity: I heard about your troubles Applejack and I came to see if I can do anything, without getting wet, or dirty, or getting out from my umbrella.

Applejack: Fluttershy! Do somethin'! Fluttershy: Now, Angel, you really should- No! It's not possible! I must be seeing things!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry everyone. I've learned a new spell that'll fix everything.

My failsafe spell...It failed! what do we do?

Spike: Uh, give up?

Rarity: Spike, Twilight will come up with something.

Twilight Sparkle: Hm, time for plan B. Rainbow, can you corral all those clouds in the corner of the sky?

Applejack, i need you to bring those high strong storm clouds back to earth.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, what happened?

Fluttershy: Oh dear, i hope none of the animals see this delicious filled chocolate filled cotton candy clouds, I'd hate to have to share them.

Pinkie Pie: You and me both sister! hey!

Applejack: And when y'all done with that, feel free to have some popcorn for dessert.

Twilight Sparkle: You see Spike, you should never give up. Theres nothing we can't overcome if we work together.

Spike:[Burps]

Twilight:[gasps] come on girls, Princess Celestia wants to see us all in Canterlot immediately!

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could.

Princess Celestia: Thank you Twilight. Thank you all.

Twilight Sparkle: Is this about the weather? And the animals weird behavior? Whats happening out there, why isn't my magic working? Is there--

Princess Celestia: Follow me. I've called you here for a matter of great importance. It seems an old foe of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago has returned. His name, is Discord.

Fluttershy:[squeals]

Princess Celestia: Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony. Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for earth ponies, pegasi and unicorns alike. So after discovering the elements of harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone.

Rainbow Dash: All right, princess!

Princess Celestia: I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever. But since Luna and I are no longer connected to the elements, the spell has been broken.

Twilight Sparkle: No longer connected?

Princess Celestia: This is Canterlot tower where the elements are kept inside since all of you recovered them. I need you to wield the elements of harmony once again and stop Discord before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos.

Twilight Sparkle: But why us? Why don't you...

Pinkie Pie: Hey, look! We're famous!

Princess Celestia: You six showed the full potential of the elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe. Although Luna and I once wielded the elements, it is you who now control their power. And it is you who must defeat Discord.

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, you can count on...

Pinkie Pie: Hold on a second! Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys. Chocolate rain!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't listen to her, princess. We'd be honored to use the elements of harmony again.

Rarity: You can keep the elements. I'll take that case.

Princess Celestia: Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord with these.

Pinkie Pie: Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw.

Twilight Sparkle: The elements! They're gone!

Princess Celestia: That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn't make sense!

Discord: laughing Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

Princess Celestia: Discord! Show yourself!

Discord: Did you miss me, Celestia? I missed you. It's quite lonely being encased in stone but you wouldn't know that, would you? Because I don't turn ponies into stone!

Princess Celestia: Enough! What have you done with the elements of harmony?

Discord: Oh, I just borrowed them for a teensy little while.

Princess Celestia: You'll never get away with this, Discord!

Discord: Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia. It's really quite boring.

Rainbow Dash: Hey! Nopony insults the princess!

Discord: Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty, the element of harmony you represent.

Rainbow Dash: That's right! I'll always be loyal to the princess!

Discord: We'll see about that.

Rarity: I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window.

Discord: The beautiful Rarity, representing the element of generosity, if I'm not mistaken.

Applejack: So you know who we are, big deal.

Discord: Oh, I know much more than that, honest Applejack.

Twilight Sparkle: You seem to know our strengths, too.

Discord: Yes, Twilight Sparkle. And yours is the most powerful and elusive element, magic. Fluttershy's is kindness and Pinkie Pie's is a personal favorite of mine--laughter.

Pinkie Pie: snickering

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: laughing He's standing on your head!

Princess Celestia: Stop stalling, Discord! What have you done with the elements of harmony?

Discord: Oh, so boring, Celestia. Really. Fine, I'll tell you, but I'll only tell you my way. Retrieve your missing elements just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began. laughing

Fluttershy: Can we go home now?

Applejack: What do you recon he meant? Twists and turns and ending back where we started?

Twilight Sparkle: Twists and turns...twists and turns... Twists and turns! That's it! I bet Discord hid the elements in the palace labyrinth!

Princess Celestia: Good luck, my little ponies. The fate of Equestria is in your hooves.

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, princess. We won't let you down.

Discord: laughing

All: [gasp]

Fluttershy: We have to go in there?

Rainbow Dash: Nope! Dopey Discord forgot about these babies! I'll just do a quick flyover and we'll have the elements in no time. My wings!

Fluttershy: [screams]

Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: Your horn! My horn! Ahhh!

Discord: laughing You should see the looks on your faces. Priceless!

Twilight Sparkle: Give us our wings and horns back!

Discord: You'll get them back in good time. I simply took them to ensure there's no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of our game. No flying and no magic.

Rainbow Dash: The first rule?

Discord: The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win. Good luck, everypony!

Twilight Sparkle: Never fear, girls, we have each other!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Like Twilight said, there's nothing we can't overcome if we all stick together!

Twilight Sparkle: All right, girls, let's do this!

All: Together!

Twilight Sparkle: Stay calm, girls! Everypony head to the middle as fast as you can and we'll regroup there!

Rainbow Dash: Moving out!

Rarity: See you at the center.

Applejack: Yeehaw!

Pinkie Pie: See you guys there!

Fluttershy: What's that? Who's there? Girls!

Applejack: What in tarnation? Where am I? Who are y'all?

Apples: The keepers of the grove of truth. You may ask us one question past, future or present. But be warned that the truth may not always be pleasant.

Rainbow Dash: All right then, I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans but I've got a really bad feeling about this feller Discord. What's gonna come of this mission we're on?

Apples: For the answer you seek, go ahead, take a peek.

Rainbow Dash: I hope I never see you again!

Fluttershy: Me too!

Pinkie Pie: Fine!

Rarity: Fine!

Twilight Sparkle: It's settled, then.

Applejack: No! Our friendship? Over?

Discord: laughing

Applejack: It can't be true. It just can't!