Talk:The Failure Song/@comment-11634302-20140414133020/@comment-24920529-20140518013303

Spike isn't that useless. He's Princess Twilight's #1 Assistant for pony's sake! If Spike's useless, then Twilight must be too.

And Toad isn't useless. At least not in Super Mario 3D World. He's the fastest of them all.