User:Lightening McQueen

Hello, I am Lightening McQueen. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is one of my favourite TV shows, so that would mean I am a brony. I became a fan of the show in early November 2016 after having watched "Luna Eclipsed", "Castle Mane-ia" and "Scare Master" around Halloween (also having watched "A Dog and Pony Show" around the time, and sometime watching part of "Flutter Brutter" and "Spice Up Your Life" on the UK's Tiny Pop channel so to rest after doing a chore, on November 4, 2016), as well as that my best friend helped me get introduced to the show (and the first time I saw something from the series was the trailer for My Little Pony: Equestria Girls when I saw Despicable Me 2 in early July 2013), which "Princess Spike" and probably "Party Pooped" were the first episodes I watched sometime in February 2016 on Cartoonito (most of "Princess Spike" though, because I missed the beginning, and I also kind of didn't watch a few bits in the middle), and then "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1" and "Part 2" sometime in August 2016 (and especially watched both parts on their fifth anniversary of April 21, 2017, although it went to midnight of April 22 in my local area when I came to the part of when the Mane Six find changelings in the place where the Elements of Harmony are). I've also enjoyed My Little Pony: The Movie (I saw it on the first day of its UK release, on October 20, and had a friend watch it with me!), and the seventh season! I've enjoyed 2017, having a lot of great events (like the 2017 Formula One season (and I'm so grateful of Lewis Hamilton becoming a four-time World Champion, and the season has been a success!), and films/specials like Cars 3 (which I watched on July 20th), Olaf's Frozen Adventure (which I watched on November 25th along with the first Frozen film), Despicable Me 3 (which I have watched on July 13th), The LEGO Batman Movie (which I have watched on February 26th), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (I haven't seen that yet, but have got it pre-ordered), Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (which I watched on home video on December 27th), etc). I also like the voice acting, such as Tara Strong, Ashleigh Ball, Tabitha St. Germain, Andrea Libman, Cathy Weseluck, Nicole Oliver, Britt McKillip, Michelle Creber, Chiara Zanni and Vincent Tong, even like guest stars like Patton Oswalt, William Shatner and Felicia Day (their voices were good). Other things I like aside from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic include Disney films such as Frozen and Cars, Blue Sky Studios' Rio films, Thomas & Friends, the Disney game series Disney Infinity (although I have not played the games much after Disney Infinity got discontinued in mid-2016), many other kid-friendly films and television shows, and a motorsport series called Formula One (where my favourite driver is Lewis Hamilton, and I also went to the British Grand Prix for the first time, in 2017). I even have a thing of thinking about the show and anything made by Disney, even watch something from the two together (with MLP: FiM first, then something of Disney, and even a bit of Formula One sometimes), and the same goes with the music (as well as listening to certain songs by other artists, like "Can't Stop the Feeling!", "Castle on the Hill", "Part of Me", etc.). Sometimes, I even watch a non-Disney/non-MLP film or TV show episode before I watch a MLP episode. It, however, took me over a year before I focused on creating my original MLP character, and he is called Cal Hamilton.

So far, my collection of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic only includes the annual 2017 (the UK one) by Orchard Books, since I had only become a fan of the show in November 2016, the complete first series DVD (which I got on eBay and arrived on March 29, 2017), the movie soundtrack and It's a Pony Kind of Christmas, and the annual 2018 (the UK one). I may get the second and probably third series on DVD, while being able to view them and the first, fourth and fifth series on Netflix (along with the Equestria Girls films and half-hour specials), and the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh series on Amazon Prime Video. I also have the Blu-ray Combo Pack of My Little Pony: The Movie pre-ordered, coming on February 12th in the UK. I also downloaded the My Little Pony mobile game for Android on July 5, 2017, and it is great.

Friendship is Magic
may still be yet to be completed

My favourite episodes
These are in order of when they were aired: I've enjoyed season 7, especially in my first year as a brony! I hope to see Cutie Map episodes of Rainbow and Applejack, Pinkie and Fluttershy, and Twilight and Rarity sometime in the future (like maybe in season 8), since it means having two pairings that each consist of characters voiced by the same actresses (Ashleigh Ball voicing both Rainbow and Applejack, and Andrea Libman voicing both Pinkie and Fluttershy). The season 8 episode which features Queen Chrysalis also looks interesting, especially as to see her return over a year after I have become a brony. (If they do season 9, I hope that one of the episodes is aired on my birthday, because it will be on a Saturday in 2019.) I also love My Little Pony The Movie, especially with the new animation, the new characters, and the songs!
 * "Friendship is Magic parts 1 and 2"
 * "The Ticket Master"
 * "Applebuck Season"
 * "Griffon the Brush Off"
 * "Boast Busters"
 * "Dragonshy"
 * "Look Before You Sleep"
 * "Bridle Gossip"
 * "Swarm of the Century"
 * "Winter Wrap Up"
 * "Call of the Cutie"
 * "Fall Weather Friends"
 * "Suited For Success"
 * "Feeling Pinkie Keen"
 * "Sonic Rainboom"
 * "Stare Master"
 * "The Show Stoppers"
 * "A Dog and Pony Show"
 * "Green Isn't Your Color"
 * "Over a Barrel"
 * "A Bird in the Hoof"
 * "The Cutie Mark Chronicles"
 * "Owl's Well That Ends Well"
 * "Party of One"
 * "The Best Night Ever"
 * "The Return of Harmony parts 1 and 2"
 * "Lesson Zero"
 * "Luna Eclipsed"
 * "Sisterhooves Social"
 * "The Cutie Pox"
 * "May the Best Pet Win!"
 * "Sweet and Elite"
 * "Secret of My Excess"
 * "Hearth's Warming Eve"
 * "Family Appreciation Day"
 * "Baby Cakes"
 * "The Last Roundup"
 * "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000"
 * "Read It and Weep"
 * "Hearts and Hooves Day"
 * "A Friend in Deed"
 * "Putting Your Hoof Down"
 * "It's About Time"
 * "Dragon Quest"
 * "Hurricane Fluttershy"
 * "MMMystery on the Friendship Express"
 * "A Canterlot Wedding parts 1 and 2"
 * "The Crystal Empire parts 1 and 2"
 * "Too Many Pinkie Pies"
 * "One Bad Apple"
 * "Magic Duel"
 * "Sleepless in Ponyville"
 * "Wonderbolts Academy"
 * "Apple Family Reunion"
 * "Spike at Your Service"
 * "Keep Calm and Flutter On"
 * "Just for Sidekicks"
 * "Games Ponies Play"
 * "Magical Mystery Cure"
 * "Castle Mane-ia"
 * "Daring Don't"
 * "Flight to the Finish"
 * "Power Ponies"
 * "Bats!"
 * "Rarity Takes Manehattan"
 * "Pinkie Apple Pie"
 * "Rainbow Falls"
 * "Three's A Crowd"
 * "Pinkie Pride"
 * "Simple Ways"
 * "Filli Vanilli"
 * "Twilight Time"
 * "It Ain't Easy Being Breezies"
 * "Somepony to Watch Over Me"
 * "Maud Pie"
 * "For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils"
 * "Leap of Faith"
 * "Testing Testing 1, 2, 3"
 * "Trade Ya!"
 * "Inspiration Manifestation"
 * "Equestria Games"
 * "Twilight's Kingdom parts 1 and 2"
 * "The Cutie Map parts 1 and 2"
 * "Castle Sweet Castle"
 * "Bloom & Gloom"
 * "Tanks for the Memories"
 * "Appleoosa's Most Wanted"
 * "Make New Friends but Keep Discord"
 * "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone"
 * "Slice of Life"
 * "Princess Spike"
 * "Party Pooped"
 * "Amending Fences"
 * "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?"
 * "Canterlot Boutique"
 * "Rarity Investigates!"
 * "Made in Manehattan"
 * "Brotherhooves Social"
 * "Crusaders of the Lost Mark"
 * "The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows"
 * "Hearthbreakers"
 * "Scare Master"
 * "The Hooffields and McColts"
 * "The Mane Attraction"
 * "The Cutie Re-Mark parts 1 and 2"
 * "The Crystalling parts 1 and 2"
 * "The Gift of the Maud Pie"
 * "On Your Marks"
 * "Gauntlet of Fire"
 * "No Second Prances"
 * "A Hearth's Warming Tail"
 * "The Saddle Row Review"
 * "Applejack's "Day" Off"
 * "Flutter Brutter"
 * "Spice Up Your Life"
 * "Stranger Than Fan Fiction"
 * "The Cart Before the Ponies"
 * "The Times They Are A Changeling"
 * "Dungeons & Discords"
 * "Buckball Season"
 * "The Fault in Our Cutie Marks"
 * "Viva Las Pegasus"
 * "Every Little Thing She Does"
 * "P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)"
 * "Where the Apple Lies"
 * "Top Bolt"
 * "To Where and Back Again parts 1 and 2"
 * "Celestial Advice"
 * "All Bottled Up"
 * "A Flurry of Emotions"
 * "Rock Solid Friendship"
 * "Fluttershy Leans In"
 * "Forever Filly"
 * "Parental Glideance"
 * "Hard to Say Anything"
 * "Honest Apple"
 * "A Royal Problem"
 * "Not Asking for Trouble"
 * "Discordant Harmony"
 * "The Perfect Pear"
 * "Triple Threat"
 * "Campfire Tales"
 * "To Change a Changeling"
 * "Daring Done?"
 * "It Isn't the Mane Thing About You"
 * "A Health of Information"
 * "Marks and Recreation"
 * "Once Upon a Zeppelin"
 * "Uncommon Bond"
 * "Shadow Play parts 1 and 2"

"Newbie Dash" is considered my least favourite episode along with "What About Discord?" and "The Mysterious Mare Do Well" (since I heard people mentioning the flaws in those two latter episodes). I also liked "28 Pranks Later" at first, but after hearing on the wiki and on YouTube of people pointing out some flaws in the episode, I now have a neutral opinion on it. "Secrets and Pies" is also considered one of my least favourite episodes, as well as "Fame and Misfortune". "Ponyville Confidential" is also kind of another one, after seeing other fans explain their opinions on the episode.

I have seen My Little Pony Equestria Girls, My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games, and My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Legend of Everfree on Netflix, and I like all of them, especially the third and fourth. Of the shorts for Rainbow Rocks, my most favourite is Guitar Centered ahead of Music to My Ears, and I like every short for Friendship Games. I even like all three Equestria Girls specials, Dance Magic, Movie Magic and Mirror Magic, all of the Summertime Shorts, all of the Better Together shorts, and all of the Choose Your Own Ending shorts (Text Support, Driving Miss Shimmer, Constructive Criticism and Happily Ever After Party are my favourites). I'd also like to watch Forgotten Friendship. I have also bought the complete season 1 DVD on eBay, and I shall see what happens with the complete season 2 and 3 DVDs, like if I get them with a bit of extra money or for Christmas.

I even like the My Little Pony mobile game.

My favourite songs
to be completed
 * My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song
 * "A True, True Friend"
 * "Hearts Strong as Horses"
 * "Apples to the Core"
 * "Babs Seed"
 * "We'll Make Our Mark"
 * "B.B.B.F.F."
 * "This Day Aria"
 * "Love Is In Bloom"
 * "Bats"
 * "The Goof Off"
 * "Make a Wish"
 * "The Spectacle"
 * "The Magic Inside"
 * "In Our Town"
 * "A Changeling Can Change"
 * "Find the Music in You"
 * "Generosity"
 * "The Failure Song"
 * "The Ballad of the Crystal Empire"
 * "Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know)"
 * "Find A Pet Song"
 * "The Perfect Stallion"
 * "Glass of Water"
 * "Smile Song"
 * "Find a Way"
 * "Can I Do It On My Own"
 * "It's Gonna Work"
 * "Friends Are Always There For You"
 * "Best Friends Until the End of Time"
 * "What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me"
 * "You're In My Head Like a Catchy Song"
 * "Music in the Treetops"
 * "Make This Castle A Home"
 * "Derby Racers"
 * "Let the Rainbow Remind You"
 * "Flawless"
 * "You'll Play Your Part"
 * "The Pony I Want to Be"
 * "I'll Fly"
 * "Battle for Sugar Belle"
 * "Blank Flanks Forever"
 * "Equestria Girls (Cafeteria Song)"
 * "The Legend of Everfree"
 * "Dance Magic"
 * "Embrace the Magic"
 * "We Will Stand For Everfree"
 * "Legend You Were Meant To Be"
 * "Hope Shines Eternal"
 * "This Strange World"
 * "Battle"
 * "We Got the Beat"
 * "We Got This Together"
 * "I'm the Friend You Need"
 * "Time to Be Awesome"
 * "One Small Thing"
 * "Open Up Your Eyes"
 * "Rainbow"
 * "Off To See The World"
 * "Thank You for Being a Friend"
 * "Can You Feel It"
 * "I'll Chase the Sky"
 * "No Better Feelin'"
 * "I'll Be Around"
 * "Neighsayer"
 * "It's a Pony Kind of Christmas"
 * "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
 * "Deck the Halls"
 * "Jingle Bells"
 * "Silent Night"
 * "Twelve Days of Christmas"
 * "Last Year I Got Coal for Christmas"
 * "Jolly Ol' St. Nick"
 * "Days Gone By (Auld Lang Syne)"
 * "The Heart Carol"
 * "Hearth's Warming Eve Is Here Once Again"
 * "Say Goodbye to the Holiday"
 * "The Seeds of the Past"
 * "Pinkie's Present"
 * "Luna's Future"

Season one

 * Spike: [reading Princess Celestia's letter] My dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm!
 * Spike: ...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 1


 * Rainbow Dash: Hey. I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts, taking out every cloud in the sky] Loop-de-loop around and wham! What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat.
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 1

"You should see the look on your face."

- Rainbow Dash, Friendship is Magic, part 1


 * Rarity: Oh my stars, darling! Whatever happened to your coiffure?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, you mean my mane? Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair.
 * Rarity: Out of my hair? What about your hair?
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 1

"CANTERLOT?! Oh, I am so envious! The glamour, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I..."

- Rarity, Friendship is Magic, part 1

"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Friendship is Magic, part 1

"Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?"

- Nightmare Moon, Friendship is Magic, part 1


 * Nightmare Moon: Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years? Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I did. And I know who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon – Nightmare Moon!
 * [ponies gasping]
 * Nightmare Moon: Well well well, somepony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here.
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 1

"Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!"

- Nightmare Moon, Friendship is Magic, part 1


 * Pinkie Pie: The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide.
 * Twilight Sparkle: How did you find that?
 * Pinkie Pie: [sing-song voice] It was under "E"!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh.
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 2

"Sorry, girls. I'm not used to holding anything more than a bunny or two."

- Fluttershy, Friendship is Magic, part 2

"WAIT!"

- Fluttershy, Friendship is Magic, part 2


 * Princess Luna: I'm so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister!
 * Princess Celestia: I've missed you, too.
 * — Friendship is Magic, part 2


 * Savoir Fare: Have you made your decision?
 * Twilight Sparkle: I CAN'T DECIDE!
 * Spike: Twilight, he just wants to take your order.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh.
 * — The Ticket Master

"STAMPEDE!"

- Rainbow Dash, Applebuck Season

"Hey...!" [vibrating] "This makes my voice sound silly!"

- Pinkie Pie, Applebuck Season


 * "Okay, let's see: scarf, check; saddle, check; boots, check; Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep, check. It's a good thing I'm so organized, I'm ready. Bright and early. Oh... maybe a little too early."

- Twilight Sparkle, Winter Wrap Up


 * "Okay, let's see: scarf, check; saddle, check; boots, check; Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep, check. It's a good thing I'm so organized, I'm ready. Bright and early. Oh... maybe a little too early."
 * — Twilight Sparkle, Winter Wrap Up


 * Twilight Sparkle: There! It looks just like... [realises that the nest Rarity made looks different to hers] yours. Oh my.
 * Spike: That nest needs to be condemned.
 * Rarity: Oh, Spa-ha-hike, it's not so bad, ah, maybe birds can use it as a...
 * Spike: An outhouse?
 * — Winter Wrap Up

"I definitely like the idea of hibernation, uh, except for the "eat less food" part."

- Spike, Winter Wrap Up

"Spike's sure gonna be in for a hog-sized surprised when that last piece a' ice melts."

- Applejack, Winter Wrap Up


 * Apple Bloom: You don't have your cutie marks either? I thought I was the only one.
 * Scootaloo: We thought we were the only two.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I for one think you are three very lucky fillies.
 * Diamond Tiara: Lucky? How can they be lucky?
 * Twilight Sparkle: They still get to experience the thrill of discovering who they are, and what they're meant to be.
 * — Call of the Cutie


 * Spike: Hello, everypony, and welcome to the first annual Iron Pony competition!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Spike, who are you talking to?
 * Spike: Um... [spots the rest of the Mane Six arriving] Uh, them! Let the games begin!
 * — Fall Weather Friends

"Why me?"

- Spike, Fall Weather Friends


 * Rainbow Dash: Ready for another Pony Ride?
 * Spike: No!
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash wins the Bronco Buck!
 * Spike: [landing on the leaderboard] Ugh! And I lose...
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Spike: [after Applejack lassos him in Calf Roping] How do I get roped into these things?
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts, after she gets herself tied to a tree] Does this count?
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Spike: Fillies and gentlecolts, at the halfway point, our competitors are tied at five and five.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Who are you talking to?
 * Spike: Them!
 * [crowd chatters]
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Spike: Twilight, hurry up, we're gonna be late for the race.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Why are you so excited about the race? It's only for ponies.
 * Spike: Yeah, but I'm hoping I can be the announcer again.
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Spike: Um... Pinkie Pie?
 * Pinkie Pie: Hey, Spike! What's up? Oh wait, it's me! I'm up! [laughs]
 * Spike: Uh, yeah. I know you're doing the announcing today and stuff and... I'm sure you're gonna do a great job and all, but... I was just wondering...
 * Pinkie Pie: What?
 * Spike: Aw... Forget it.
 * Pinkie Pie: Spike! Would you like to be my co-reporter? We could comment on the action together.
 * Spike: We could?
 * Pinkie Pie: Climb on up.
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Applejack: Whoa! I don't believe it.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I know, it's beautiful, isn't it?
 * Applejack: Not the scenery, Twilight. Rainbow Dash just tripped me.
 * Twilight Sparkle: She did not.
 * Applejack: She did too!
 * Twilight Sparkle: She did not, and if you slowed down and looked where you're going, like me, you'd see that you tripped over a rock.
 * Applejack: What? Oh, hayseed! Now I got a lot of ground to make up to catch Rainbow.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Just be careful!
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Rainbow Dash: Guh, I don't believe it, Applejack tripped me.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Don't you ponies ever look where you're going? You tripped on a stump. See?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, I see. A big cheater is what I see.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow, Applejack would never cheat. It was just an accident.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sure it was. I mean, yeah, I'm sure it was.
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Pinkie Pie: Applejack, what are you doing up here?
 * Spike: There aren't even any trees.
 * Applejack: Er, no, but the sign's pointed this way... Rainbow. Mind giving me a lift?
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Rainbow Dash: I won!
 * Applejack: No, I won!
 * Rainbow Dash: I won!
 * Spike: You tied!
 * Applejack and Rainbow Dash: Tied?!
 * Applejack: For first?
 * Pinkie Pie: For last!
 * Applejack: Last?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Then who won?
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Applejack: You're right, Twilight. Our behavior was just terrible.
 * Rainbow Dash: We weren't very good sports.
 * Princess Celestia: Sounds to me that an important lesson was learned.
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Applejack: I'm sorry you had to see us being such poor sports, Princess.
 * Princess Celestia: That's all right, Applejack. Anypony can get swept up in the excitement of competition.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's important to remember that the friendship is always more important than the competition.
 * — Fall Weather Friends


 * Rarity: [sing-song voice] I-dea! I'll make you an outfit for the Gala, too, Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: Outfit for the what now?
 * — Suited For Success

"It needs to be about 20% cooler."

- Rainbow Dash, Suited For Success

"What's wrong with the lights?! Oh, yes. That means the show's starting. Good."

- Rarity, Suited For Success


 * Rainbow Dash: You think we overdid it?
 * Applejack: Nah. [pause] Okay, maybe a little.
 * — Suited For Success


 * Rarity: I'm nothing but a laughing stock! [sobs]
 * Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity...
 * Rainbow Dash: She kind of is.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Shhh!
 * — Suited For Success


 * Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
 * Fluttershy: Uh... panic?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
 * — Suited For Success


 * Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
 * Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat.
 * Pinkie Pie: Give her time.
 * — Suited For Success


 * Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you!
 * Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewin'.
 * Fluttershy: Do you like it?
 * Rarity: Like it? Like it?!
 * Fluttershy: Uh-oh. She doesn't like it.
 * Rarity: No, I don't like it.
 * Other ponies: Aw.
 * Rarity: I love it!
 * — Suited For Success


 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, never mind her. She's just being Pinkie Pie.
 * Spike: Super-extra Pinkie Pie today.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Spike: Wow! That was amazing! Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and it did!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, come on. She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen

"I know it doesn't make much sense, but those of us who have been in Ponyville a while, have learned over time that, if Pinkie's a-twichin', you better listen."

- Applejack, Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Pinkie Pie: My ears are flopping! My ears are flopping!
 * Spike: Nyuh! What does that mean?!
 * Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight] I'll start a bath for you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Huh? [chuckles] A bath? This thing keeps on getting more ridiculous by the minute! [gets splashed with mud by Mr. Greenhooves' hay cart, and grumbles]
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: How come your knee didn't get pinchy?! That isn't just scary, it's downright dangerous!
 * Pinkie Pie: No, it's not, silly! This is my pet alligator, Gummy. He's got no teeth. See? Haha!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay... I get it.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: ...magic is something you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific that you choose to happen, happen. With you, uh, it makes no sense at all!
 * Pinkie Pie: That's so not true, Twilight!
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: I don't believe this.
 * Pinkie Pie: You don't believe because you don't understand.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Are you kidding me?! After a whole day of nonstop twitching, now that I've got you all hooked up, you're not getting a single one?
 * Pinkie Pie: I don't control it, they just come and go.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Spike: Pinkie? Have you seen Twilight?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh.
 * Spike: [seeing that Twilight has been hit by the door] Twilight? What are ya doing back there?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Rrrrgh... Did you two plan this?
 * Spike: Plan what?
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, Spike, don't you know better than to sneak up on ponies?
 * Spike: Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?
 * Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] No! I'm doing scientific research. I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat.
 * Spike: Pinkius-whoicus?
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen

"Spike! Where are you going? I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific—" [gets stung by a swarm of bees] "Ow! Ouch! Ow!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh-ho. You really, really believe this stuff, don't you? Here, let me show you there's nothing to be afraid of. You see? I promise you there's nothing to fear from that— [falls into Applejack's apple cellar] Wo-o-ah! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow!
 * Applejack: Twilight! You came to visit my new apple cellar, how nice. Twi? You okay? Uh, Twi?
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Okay, take this down: twitchy tail.
 * Spike: Twitchy tail? [gasp] TWITCHY TAIL!
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Spike: Something's gonna fall, something's gonna fall! Run for your lives. Ah-ha-ha!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Spike, honestly, you're overreact—
 * [Then multiple objects land on Twilight]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh!
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Pinkie Pie: Hey, Applejack. Whatcha doin'?
 * Applejack: Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar. How 'bout you, Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, letting Twilight secretly follow me all day without me knowing.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You mean you knew all along?! Why didn't you tell me?
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Spike: So... Whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?
 * Applejack: I hope nothin'.
 * Spike: I know, but, whadda'ya think happened?
 * Applejack: I'm tryin' not to think about it.
 * Spike: Me too. But I'm thinkin' about it anyway. Like, what if she exploded?
 * Applejack: Just exploded? For no reason?
 * Spike: Yeah, like boom!
 * Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
 * Spike: I know.
 * Pinkie Pie: What if... What if she exploded, and then... and then exploded again!?
 * Spike: Can you do that? Can you explode twice?
 * Applejack: Of course not.
 * Spike: But what if she exploded, and exploded again, and then— ugh!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Will you two stop? She's fine, I'm sure of it.
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today but [cough] ugh, what is that smell? But what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing [cough] in anything you can't see for yourself.
 * Spike: W-Well t-then, s-see what's b-b-behind you, Twilight!
 * [hydra growls]
 * Twilight Sparkle: I see it... But I don't believe it!
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike, what have I been saying about focus?
 * Spike: I know, but I... Well...
 * Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong, Spike? Never thought you'd see me with an umbrella hat on?
 * Spike: Not really, no.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's tail's a-twitchin'. What else can I do?
 * [laughter]
 * — Feeling Pinkie Keen

"Twitchy tail? Holy guacamole!"

- Spike, Feeling Pinkie Keen


 * Rainbow Dash: ... Ugh. You're gonna cheer for me like that? Louder.
 * Fluttershy: Yay.
 * Rainbow Dash: Louder!
 * Fluttershy: Yay.
 * Rainbow Dash: Louder!
 * Fluttershy: [deep breath] [quietly] Yaaay.
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh...
 * [thud]
 * Fluttershy: Too loud?
 * — Sonic Rainboom


 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, you rock! Woohoo. [gasp] Did my cheering do that?
 * Rainbow Dash: Hehe. Sorry about that, ladies. That was a truly feeble performance.
 * Fluttershy: Actually, it wasn't all bad. I particularly liked it when you made the clouds spin.
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh. I'm not talking about my performance, I'm talking about yours. That feeble cheering!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What are you two arguing about?
 * Fluttershy: Were we arguing? I'm sorry.
 * — Sonic Rainboom


 * Twilight Sparkle: How am I supposed to find a flight spell in this mess?
 * Pinkie Pie: A flight spell? One sec. [hands a book to Twilight] Page twenty-seven.
 * Applejack: How'd you do that?
 * Pinkie Pie: It landed on my face when Rainbow Dash knocked me into the bookcase.
 * — Sonic Rainboom


 * Rainbow Dash: Aaaaaah! What do I do?! Everypony's gonna see me fail! The Wonderbolts will never let a loser like me join. Princess Celestia will probably banish me to the Everfree Forest! My life is ruined!
 * Fluttershy: Rare...
 * Rainbow Dash: Rare?! The sonic rainboom is way more than rare!
 * Fluttershy: Rarity?
 * Rainbow Dash: Rarity! Are you... flying?!
 * Rarity: I most certainly am! Aren't my wings smashing?! Twilight made them for me. I just adore them! Why so shocked? We couldn't leave our favorite flyer without a big cheering section!
 * Rainbow Dash: "We"?
 * — Sonic Rainboom

"We better move on before Rarity ruins winter and causes a drought."

- Rainbow Dash, Sonic Rainboom


 * Pinkie Pie: [having tasted a rainbow liquid] Spicyyyyyy!...
 * Applejack: [laughs]
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, rainbows aren't really known for their flavor.
 * — Sonic Rainboom

"What, these old things? Go ahead, everypony. Photos are encouraged."

- Rarity, Sonic Rainboom

"There really isn't anypony who uses their wings quite like me. Perhaps I should compete."

- Rarity, Sonic Rainboom

"Rarity... is ready!"

- Rarity, Sonic Rainboom

"Hold on, Rarity! I'm coming!"

- Rainbow Dash, Sonic Rainboom

"A SONIC RAINBOOM! SHE DID IT! SHE DID IT! WOOO!"

- Fluttershy, Sonic Rainboom


 * Fluttershy: A SONIC RAINBOOM! WOO! YEAH!
 * Rainbow Dash: I did it. I did it!
 * Rarity: [sigh] You sure did. Oh thank you, Rainbow Dash. You saved my life!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah. I did that too. Ha, best day ever!
 * — Sonic Rainboom

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"

- Rainbow Dash, Sonic Rainboom

"Um, I-I'll just go and stand over there, where I'll be... out of the way."

- Sweetie Belle, Stare Master


 * Rarity: [when the doorbell rings] Oh, what now?!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, sorry. I thought the "open" sign meant you were open, but I must have been mistaken.
 * Rarity: [gasps] Fluttershy! Forgive me! I was so wrapped up in my work that I forgot you were bringing Opalescence back from her grooming!
 * Fluttershy: No worries, Rarity. I've left her there in the basket.
 * Opalescence: [purrs]
 * Rarity: Oh, she looks great! I just don't understand how you're able to do it! I can't get near her without getting a swipe from her claws.
 * — Stare Master


 * Sweetie Belle: Maybe I can be good with animals, too!
 * [Opalescence slices a part of Sweetie's mane off with her claws]
 * Sweetie Belle: Or not.
 * — Stare Master


 * Rarity: I've bitten off a bit more than I can chew with this order.
 * Sweetie Belle: But you're not eating anything.
 * Rarity: No, Sweetie, it's an expression. It means that I've taken on more work than I can handle.
 * — Stare Master


 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! YAY!
 * Scootaloo: We're on a crusade, a mission!
 * Apple Bloom: To find our cutie marks!
 * — Stare Master


 * Rarity: I assure you, they're quite a handful.
 * Fluttershy: These sweet little angels?
 * Rarity: Well... all right.
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE! YAY!
 * — Stare Master


 * Twilight Sparkle: Taking care of those three fillies all by yourself? You sure you can handle it?
 * Fluttershy: What? These sweet little angels?
 * — Stare Master


 * Apple Bloom: Hammer!
 * Scootaloo: Hammer.
 * Sweetie Belle: Hammer!
 * Scootaloo: Hammer. Hammer! ...Hammer.
 * — Stare Master


 * Fluttershy: Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squee] [deep breath]
 * Scootaloo: I lose!
 * Sweetie Belle: Me too!
 * Apple Bloom: Me three!
 * — Stare Master

"Mmm, peace and quiet." [gasps] "Too quiet."

- Fluttershy, Stare Master


 * Apple Bloom: Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick! Brawck, bawk-bawk-bawk, brawck!
 * Scootaloo: What are you doing?
 * Apple Bloom: Callin' for the chicken!
 * Scootaloo: That is not how you call a chicken.
 * Apple Bloom: Oh, and you know how to call a chicken?
 * Scootaloo: I know that's not the way.
 * Apple Bloom: Then show me.
 * Scootaloo: I don't have to show you!
 * Apple Bloom: You're just chicken!
 * Scootaloo: Am not!
 * Apple Bloom: Oh, wait, now I know how to call a chicken! Scootaloo! Scoot-scootalooooo!
 * Scootaloo: That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
 * Apple Bloom: You also forgot how to call a chicken!
 * Scootaloo: Why, you...
 * Apple Bloom: [blows raspberry]
 * Sweetie Belle: Come on, guys, we're not gonna find the chicken or our cutie marks by arguing.
 * Apple Bloom: Maybe that's our special talent. Arguin'!
 * Scootaloo: Is not!
 * Apple Bloom: Is too!
 * Scootaloo: Is not!
 * Apple Bloom: Is too!
 * — Stare Master


 * Scootaloo: Is not!
 * Apple Bloom: Is too!
 * Scootaloo: Is not!
 * Apple Bloom: Is too!
 * Sweetie Belle: Girls! Our special talent is not arguing. Besides, what would the cutie mark of somepony whose talent is arguing even look like?
 * — Stare Master


 * Fluttershy: Are you girls all right? I was so worried!
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, fine!
 * Sweetie Belle: Thanks to that stare of yours.
 * Scootaloo: You're like the queen of stares. You're the—
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: Stare Master!
 * Sweetie Belle: We're sorry we snuck out of the house and into the forest.
 * Apple Bloom: Yeah. We'll listen to you from now on.
 * — Stare Master


 * Rarity: Ah, uh, speaking of which, I could use your help with Opal.
 * Fluttershy: Of course. How about later today?
 * Opalescence: [yowls]
 * Rarity: How about now? [strains]
 * Opalescence: [yowls]
 * Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy: [giggling]
 * — Stare Master

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

- Spike, A Dog and Pony Show


 * "I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!"

- Rarity, A Dog and Pony Show


 * "I am not "whining". I am complaining. Do you want to hear "whining"? This is whining! Ooohhhh! This harness is too tight! It's going to chafe! Can't you loosen it?! OH! It hurts and it's so rusty! Why didn't you clean it first?! It's gonna leave a stain, and the wagon's getting heavy! Why do I have to pull it?!"
 * — Rarity, A Dog and Pony Show


 * Rarity: But I'm going to need somepony fabulous to model for me. Somepony with beauty. Somepony with grace. Somepony... like you?
 * Fluttershy: Oh, goodness. I don't know.
 * Rarity: Oh, this is such a huge opportunity. And it would mean so much to me.
 * Fluttershy: I'm flattered, really.
 * Rarity: Nopony is going to have your elegance and poise.
 * Fluttershy: But...
 * Rarity: Nopony!
 * Fluttershy: There has to be somepony more quali...
 * Rarity: Please!
 * Fluttershy: Somepony more into fashion.
 * Rarity: Please!
 * Fluttershy: Somepony more comfortable in the spotlight.
 * Rarity: Please, please, pleeease!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, if it's that important to you, of course I'll do it.
 * Rarity: Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! You are the best friend a pony could ever have!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"And more ribbon! Oh no! Less ribbon. No! More ribbon."

- Rarity, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, doesn't that hurt?
 * Spike: Thick scales. Can't feel a thing. And even if I could, there is no pain that would keep me from assisting the most beautiful creature in the world. I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I promise.
 * Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
 * Spike: I have a crush on Rarity!
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasp] We won't say a word!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Give me a break. Everypony already knows how you...
 * Pinkie Pie: Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you. And losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!
 * Twilight Sparkle: But...
 * Pinkie Pie: Forever!
 * Twilight Sparkle: My lips are sealed. Though I'm pretty sure Rarity is gonna pick up on your feelings.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"Tomorrow, a photo shoot in de park... I GO!"

- Photo Finish, Green Isn't Your Color

"I am not going to help you shine across Equestria. I am going to help her shine. She is my star. You! Go!"

- Photo Finish, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Fluttershy: I can't, Rarity.
 * Rarity: Oh, but you must, Fluttershy. Photo Finish wants to make you a star. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. I know we were both hoping it would be my lifetime, but nonetheless you can't throw away this chance. You must do this for me. You must. You must! You must!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"What? I didn't think she meant alone alone."

- Spike, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Fluttershy: Ah... Aaah... [tiny sneeze]
 * Photo Finish: Oh, yes! Even her schneezes are graceful.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Fluttershy: N... nervous.
 * Photo Finish: Nervous? Dun be ridiculous. You're only facing a large crowd of ponies who will be watching your every move and silently judging you.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"You can't let Rarity down. You must do this. You must. You must. You must."

- Fluttershy, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Lyrica Lilac: So graceful.
 * Royal Ribbon: So lovely.
 * Hoity Toity: So perfect for my new advertisement.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"I'm the one who should be mobbed by strangers wherever I go."

- Rarity, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Sweetie Drops: And you are...?
 * Rarity: Rarity, of course.
 * Sweetie Drops: Never heard of you.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"My hooves are getting positively pruney, I've been waiting here so long."

- Rarity, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! Fluttershy is your friend.
 * Rarity: I know, I know. And I should be happy for her, but instead I'm just... jealous! Oh, please promise you won't tell her I feel this way. Please, please, pleasepleaseplease!
 * Twilight Sparkle: You have my word. Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend.
 * Pinkie Pie: Forever!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Fluttershy: I can't believe this... I am so frustrated, I could just scream! [inhales, quietly screams]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Feel better?
 * Fluttershy: [sighs] ...No.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my" [pokes eye] "ARGH!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh, really? Well... If you wanna know the truth, Rarity...
 * [Pinkie appears from under the sponges, crossly shaking her head at Twilight]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, what were you about to say?
 * Pinkie Pie: [quietly] Forever!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Nothing!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: I was just thinking. If you really don't like being a model, you could always quit.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no. I could never do such a thing. Rarity would be devastated.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But Rarity told me... [gasp]
 * Pinkie Pie: [chomps an apple slowly and threateningly] Mmmm...juicy!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: So you do promise or you don't?
 * Pinkie Pie: Uh, yes! Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the house on top of the hole. [squee]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Obviously.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"She's an embarrassment to all things fashion!"

- Lemon Hearts, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Lyrica Lilac: Who is saying these things?
 * Royal Ribbon: It's her. The unicorn in the gorgeous cape and headdress.
 * Lyrica Lilac: Now that is a pony who clearly knows a thing or two about fashion. Well, if that fabulous pony likes it, then I do too! Bravo!
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Fluttershy: This is awful. Just awful! Somehow I've become more popular than ever. Oh, I'm so frustrated I could just kick something! [slightly kicks a vase] If only Rarity didn't want me to be a model so badly.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ugh! But Rarity...! [realising that she should not reveal the secret, covers her mouth]
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Because you ha...! [covers her mouth]
 * Rarity: Out there on the runway, everyone was turning on you and... Oh... Oh, Fluttershy. It's so awful. I wanted them to.
 * Fluttershy: You did?!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Of course she did! Because...! [puts fruits in her mouth so not to break the secrets]
 * Rarity: I'm jealous! I wanted all the attention. And instead it was going to you. I even started hoping that you would do something silly so your modeling career would be over. But then, when it started happening, all I could think was how could I want you to fail at something you love so much?
 * Twilight Sparkle: But... Fluttershy doesn't... Ugh! [puts her head into a plant's soil]
 * Fluttershy: Love? Oh, Rarity. I hate being a model.
 * Rarity: You do?
 * Fluttershy: More than anything.
 * Rarity: Then why did you keep doing it?
 * Fluttershy: I was afraid if I quit, you'd be mad at me for not wanting to... "shine all over Equestria".
 * Rarity: And I thought if I told you how jealous I was of your success, you'd think I was a terrible friend.
 * Fluttershy: Never!
 * Rarity: All this time!
 * Fluttershy: If we'd just told each other the truth.
 * Rarity: I promise never to keep my feelings in secret again.
 * Fluttershy: Me too.
 * Fluttershy and Rarity: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. [laughs]
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"We go!"

- Fluttershy and Rarity, Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike has a crush on Rarity! [covers her mouth, realising she broke Spike's promise]
 * Pinkie Pie: [sigh] And you were doing so well.
 * — Green Isn't Your Color


 * Twilight Sparkle: Did you get all that, Spike?
 * Spike: No. I did not. I still can't believe you told someone about my secret feelings for Rarity.
 * Twilight Sparkle: You're right. That was wrong of me, and I'm very sorry.
 * Spike: Apology accepted.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Now will you take down my letter to Princess Celestia?
 * Spike: I would love to. But... I'm a little busy at the moment.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [sigh; happily]
 * — Green Isn't Your Color

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

- Spike, Over a Barrel

"Hey! That's what I said!"

- Pinkie Pie, Over a Barrel

"I'm late for a very important date!"

- Fluttershy, A Bird in the Hoof

"Ooh, you're good." [pause] "Too good. I'm bored."

- Rainbow Dash, A Bird in the Hoof


 * Guard 1: Halt!
 * Guard 2: Who goes there?
 * Fluttershy: [gulp] No one. Never mind. I'll go home.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's all right, sirs. She's on the list.
 * — A Bird in the Hoof


 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Whoo-hoo! Cupcakes, candies and pies, oh my! Oooh! Chocolate fountainy goodness! [munching pieces of dry chocolate from the chocolate fountain] You gonna eat that?! [munches on Princess Celestia's cupcake]
 * Mrs. Cake: [makes Pinkie's gasp from "Friendship is Magic - Part 1" and pulls Pinkie away]
 * Pinkie Pie: Hey!
 * — A Bird in the Hoof


 * Mr. Cake: A thousand pardons, Your Majesty.
 * Princess Celestia: That's quite all right, thank you. [sips on her tea]
 * Mrs. Cake: Empty teacup at 4 o'clock!
 * Mr. Cake: Uh, I see it, honey bun! [refills Celestia's teacup]
 * Princess Celestia: Oh, um... thank you.
 * Mr. Cake: Not at all, Your Highness.
 * Princess Celestia: [sips on her tea, then Mrs. Cake refills her cup] Thank you again.
 * Mrs. Cake: Oh, but of course, Your Majesty.
 * [Princess Celestia drinks her tea, but Mr. Cake refills it immediately. Celestia drinks it again, then Mrs. Cake immediately refills it. Celestia then pretends to sip, making Mr. Cake pour tea into a full teacup.]
 * Princess Celestia: Gotcha!
 * — A Bird in the Hoof

"Well, Spike, I don't know for sure how things went with the princess, but at least no big disasters happened."

- Twilight Sparkle, A Bird in the Hoof

"Oh, stop fooling around, Philomena. You're scaring everypony."

- Princess Celestia, A Bird in the Hoof

Season two
"...of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

- Rarity, Lesson Zero

"SNAP OUT OF IT!"

- Spike, Lesson Zero

"Clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock. Is. Ticking."

- Twilight Sparkle, Lesson Zero


 * Twilight Sparkle: Goodbye, girls. If you care to visit, I'll be in magic kindergarten, back in Canterlot.
 * Fluttershy: Magic kindergarten?
 * Rainbow Dash: Canterlot?
 * Pinkie Pie: We're never gonna see Twilight again!
 * Applejack: Uh, what are we gonna do, y'all?
 * Rarity: Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING! [notices everyone looking at her] What? I really mean it this time!
 * — Lesson Zero

"NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!"

- Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup

"APPLEJACK! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!"

- Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup

"Applejack, come back here!"

- Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup

"Hey! Cut that out! Whoa!"

- Applejack, The Last Roundup


 * Pinkie Pie: Get them! GET THEM!
 * Rainbow Dash: Come on, Fluttershy!
 * — The Last Roundup


 * Pinkie Pie: Applejack, you broke your Pinkie promise! Apologize!
 * Applejack: Pinkie, I did not break my promise!
 * — The Last Roundup

"Lady, you're trouble."

- Coach ponies, The Last Roundup


 * Pinkie Pie: What do you think, Rarity? Chimicherry or cherrychanga? Chimicherry, cherrychanga? Chimicherry, cherrychanga? Chimicherry, cherrychanga? Chimicherry, cherrychanga? [continues under]
 * Rarity: When I get back, you're gonna get it, Rainbow Dash! [grumbles]
 * Pinkie Pie: [continues repeating question to fadeout]
 * — The Last Roundup


 * Daring Do: Feels like the harder I struggle, [grunts] the tighter the ropes get!
 * "Fuzzy Slippers": Help! Burglar, burglar! Someone's trying to steal my slippers!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm not trying to steal your slippers, I'm trying to steal this book!
 * — Read It and Weep

"Hey! Nopony invited me!"

- Pinkie Pie, Read It and Weep

"Huh! Hasn't anypony heard of beauty sleep?!"

- Rarity, Read It and Weep

"His girlfriend sure thinks so."

- Scootaloo, Hearts and Hooves Day

"Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight. Are you talkin' 'bout my brother?"

- Apple Bloom, Hearts and Hooves Day

"OH, COME ON!!"

- Sweetie Belle, Hearts and Hooves Day

"We thought you two would be perfect together. To test it. Together. So, uh, we'll just leave you two alone. Together, to test it."

- Sweetie Belle, Hearts and Hooves Day

"NOOOOO!!!"

- Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, Hearts and Hooves Day

"I don't have pink in my mane, Pinkie!"

- Rainbow Dash, MMMystery on the Friendship Express

"Princess Celestia wants me to—" [breaks down into gibberish] "...wedding dress? For a Canterlot wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh!"

- Rarity, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?"

- Rarity, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"BEST WEDDING EVER!"

- Pinkie Pie, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"So you all get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?"

- Spike, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1


 * Twinkleshine: I think they're lovely.
 * Minuette: Me too!
 * Lyra Heartstrings: I love them.
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"Gee, maybe her name should be 'Princess Demandy-pants.'"

- Twilight Sparkle, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"Who goes there? Stay indoors, Twilight Sparkle."

- Princess Luna, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1


 * Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1

"Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother."

- Twilight Sparkle, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [disguised as Cadance] You will be!
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1


 * Princess Celestia: Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you–
 * Twilight Sparkle: STOP!
 * [ponies chattering]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [disguised as Cadance] Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother? [sobbing] Why does she have to ruin my special day?
 * Princess Cadance: [showing herself] Because it's not your special day! It's mine!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Queen Chrysalis: What?! But how did you escape my bridesmaids?!
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2


 * Applejack: I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
 * Princess Cadance: She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2


 * Queen Chrysalis: Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!
 * Princess Celestia: No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2

"OK, this is just gettin' weird."

- Applejack, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2

"Real me! Real me!"

- Applejack, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2


 * Pinkie Pie: [laughing] Do me! Do me!
 * [The changeling morphs into Pinkie]
 * Pinkie Pie: Meh, I've seen better.
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2


 * Applejack: Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
 * — A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2

"What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment."

- Queen Chrysalis, A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2

Season three
"Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!"

- All Pinkie Pies, Too Many Pinkie Pies

"Stupid magic mirror water! This is all your fault! ...And mine."

- Pinkie Pie, Too Many Pinkie Pies

"Sit DOWN!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Too Many Pinkie Pies

"Ooh, this is so exciting!" [break] "Okay, maybe not that exciting."

- Spike, Too Many Pinkie Pies

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore!"

- Rainbow Dash, Too Many Pinkie Pies

"What are you, a snitch?"

- Babs Seed, One Bad Apple

"Isn't it smashing? No! I-I didn't mean smashing! I mean... Isn't it a hit? No! No, I- No! No hitting! I meant–"

- Sweetie Belle, One Bad Apple


 * Pinkie Pie: Veggie salad!
 * Apple Bloom: Huh?
 * Pinkie Pie: VEGGIE SALAD!
 * [Pinkie's float crashes]
 * Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Veggie salad. [munches on a piece of lettuce from her float]
 * Apple Bloom: Seriously?
 * — One Bad Apple

"Hey! Don't leave me!" [laughs] "Leaf me!"

- Pinkie Pie, One Bad Apple

"Oh, why does life have to be so ironic?!"

- Sweetie Belle, One Bad Apple


 * Sweetie Belle: "We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, elect Babs Seed to join us as a sister, friend, confidaynte, alley, boss-om buddy, gal pal, compader, chum of chums..."
 * Scootaloo: [clears throat]
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, you wrote this.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, uh, yeah...
 * Sweetie Belle: "Homegirl... Amiga..." Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh, yes, here. "...and fellow Cutie Mark Crusader! You are solemnly sworn in, here this day, in witness of your fellow sisters, friends, confidantes... boss-om buddies... compadres..."
 * Scootaloo: Congratulations! [quickly, under her breath] Gotta remember to revise that.
 * — One Bad Apple

"I despise camping! All of that... urrgh... nature."

- Rarity, Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Rarity: Oh, are we there yet?
 * Applejack: The last thousand times you asked that, the answer was no. This time, it's actually yes. There's Rainbow Dash up there right now.
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Rainbow Dash: [mimicking Rarity] Scootaloo, do be a sweetheart and see if you can gather some firewood.
 * Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: [laughing]
 * Rainbow Dash: Seriously though. Can you get us some wood for the fire?
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause I'm about to tell you the best story you've ever heard.
 * Scootaloo: Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard.
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville

"Um... don't come this way! Take the path! It's, heh, way better than going through the bushes."

- Scootaloo, Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Scootaloo: There once was a really really nice pony who lived in a bright and sunny land, where there are rainbows every day, and lots and lots of happy friends, and–
 * Rainbow Dash: No offense, but it's not a real campfire story unless somepony's shaking.
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Applejack: If it doesn't have a head, then how in tarnation does this pony know where it's goin'?
 * Rainbow Dash: It's headless, not brainless. [spookily] ...looking for little lost ponies–
 * Applejack: So where's its brain?
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh.
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville

"You were mistaken, but I hope not disappointed."

- Princess Luna, Sleepless in Ponyville

"I am the princess of the night. Thus it is my duty to come into your dreams."

- Princess Luna, Sleepless in Ponyville

"Hello?! Is anyone out there?" [nervously] "Anyone except The Headless Horse?"

- Scootaloo, Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Scootaloo: [sighs] I'm so, so sorry, Rainbow Dash! I just wanted you to hang out with me and see how cool I was so you'd take me under your wing, teach me everything you know, and become like my big sister! [takes breath] But then you started telling those spooky stories and I got scared! I thought I heard The Headless Horse so I ran out here by myself, and... [crying] ...well, I guess you know the rest. [sniffling]
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, I'm gonna tell you something, but if you ever tell anypony else, I'm gonna deny it. First time I heard those stories... I was scared too.
 * Scootaloo: [sniffles] You were?
 * Rainbow Dash: Sure! I mean, I got over it because I realized pretty quick that if there was such thing as a Headless Horse, I could totally take it on. So, you're looking for somepony to take you under their wing, huh?
 * Scootaloo: Mm-hmm.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I might be up for something like that.
 * Scootaloo: Really?
 * Rainbow Dash: As long as you don't go falling into any more rivers in the middle of the night.
 * Scootaloo: [giggles] It's a deal!
 * — Sleepless in Ponyville


 * Rainbow Dash: I'm not nervous at all. When I get into the Wonderbolt Academy...
 * Pinkie Pie: IF you get in! If you get in! Don't jinx it!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm telling you, it's in the bag.
 * Pinkie Pie: Don't jinx it!
 * — Wonderbolts Academy


 * Rainbow Dash: Gotcha! Ha, you guys are so gullible. Like I wasn't gonna get in!
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm just sooooooooooo happy for you!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... thanks?
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!!"

- Pinkie Pie, Wonderbolts Academy


 * Pinkie Pie: Wait! If I'm not here when Rainbow Dash's letter arrives, I won't be able to read it right away. And if I don't read it right away, I won't be able to write her back right away. And if I don't write her back right away, she might think I didn't get her letter, and then she might worry it got lost. And if she's worrying about her letter, she'll be distracted. And if she's distracted, then she won't do well at the academy! And if she doesn't do well at the academy, then she'll get kicked out! And if she gets kicked out, they'll never let her be a Wonderbolt! And if she doesn't get to be a Wonderbolt, all her dreams will be crushed! And it will be all... my... fault! [thud]
 * Applejack: So in other words, you're stickin' by the mailbox.
 * Pinkie Pie: Yep!
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"Eh, you might want to check the wall."

- Cloud Chaser, Wonderbolts Academy

"Help me? The only thing that could possibly help me right now is a letter from Rainbow Dash! It's been three days already. By now, she probably doesn't even know our names anymore! She probably can't remember our faces! "Pinkie Pie? I never heard of a Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie?""

- Pinkie Pie, Wonderbolts Academy


 * Pinkie Pie: WAIT! Ah! That won't work at all!
 * Applejack: Why not?
 * Pinkie Pie: Because what if the package gets lost in the mail? What if somepony else gets the package by accident and then she remembers us instead of Rainbow Dash and then she becomes our new friend? And then the real Rainbow Dash won't ever know that she used to have friends and she forgot them!
 * Applejack: Is anypony else followin' this?
 * Fluttershy, Twilight, and Rarity: Mmm-mm.
 * Pinkie Pie: I've got it! We'll deliver the care package to Rainbow Dash in person!
 * Rarity: I wouldn't mind a little trip.
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'll go!
 * Applejack: Count me in!
 * Fluttershy: Me too.
 * Pinkie Pie: Me five! But don't be upset if she doesn't recognize you at first. It may take a while for her to get her memory back.
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"What are they, a couple of snails? It's just a little weather."

- Lightning Dust, Wonderbolts Academy


 * Applejack: It's a twister!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hold on!
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"Noooooo!"

- Rainbow Dash, Wonderbolts Academy


 * Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!
 * Pinkie Pie: You... remember me!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well... yeah, of course I remember you.
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"That... was... awesome!"

- Lightning Dust, Wonderbolts Academy


 * Rainbow Dash: A hoof bump? Seriously? You made me clip my wing. You sent half of our class into serious tailspins on the obstacle course. You unleashed a tornado that nearly demolished my friends!
 * Lightning Dust: Yeah, and?
 * Rainbow Dash: And I get that you want to be the best. So do I! But you're going about it in the wrong way.
 * — Wonderbolts Academy


 * Spitfire: This better be important. You're supposed to be up there busting clouds with your partner.
 * Rainbow Dash: We're done with that, ma'am.
 * Spitfire: Already? That's an academy record! Explain your methods.
 * Rainbow Dash: That's why I'm here, ma'am. Lightning Dust decided to use a tornado.
 * Spitfire: A bit excessive for cloud-busting. But judging from your time, it was obviously an effective tactic.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well that "effective tactic" nearly took out my friends! No disrespect, ma'am, but there's a big difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can and just being reckless. And if being reckless is what gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it.
 * Spitfire: What are you saying, newbie?
 * Rainbow Dash: I quit!
 * — Wonderbolts Academy

"Wait! You didn't even get to open your care package!"

- Pinkie Pie, Wonderbolts Academy

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!"

- Pinkie Pie, Games Ponies Play

"Um, hello? Friend trapped inside, remember?"

- Rainbow Dash, Magical Mystery Cure

Season four
"Oh, poo."

- Discord, Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2

"Oh, I'm not so sure she's gonna last another four months..."

- Fluttershy, Daring Don't


 * Pinkie Pie: We're having a holiday party! [blows horn]
 * Rainbow Dash: So what holiday would today be?
 * Pinkie Pie: National Random Holiday Party Day! Woo-hoo!
 * Rarity: I've never heard of it either. But the punch is quite tasty.
 * Pinkie Pie: You might say the secret ingredient is... [whispering loudly] a secret!
 * — Daring Don't

"Two more months?! I've been waiting so long already! I don't think I can take another two months! I'll never make it!"

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't

"Yeah. I can vouch for that..."

- Fluttershy, Daring Don't


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm just as big a fan as you! In fact, I'm the one who first introduced you to the books, remember?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh. Right.
 * — Daring Don't


 * Applejack: Hoo-wee, somepony really trashed this place.
 * Pinkie Pie: Hmm... Maybe... or maybe A.K. Yearling's just a terrible, horrible, unbelievable slob!
 * Rarity: I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?
 * Rainbow Dash: I know! There might be no more books! Uh... But, of course, I'd be worried about her, too.
 * — Daring Don't


 * Twilight Sparkle: A.K. Yearling has made it pretty clear that she wants to be left alone. We need to respect her wishes!
 * Pinkie Pie: You should tell that to those guys.
 * — Daring Don't

"A.K. Yearling is Daring Do!"

- Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't

"A.K. Yearling and Daring Do are one and the same! My mind is officially blown!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Daring Don't

"I can't believe it! The real Daring Do and the real Caballeron!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Daring Don't


 * Fluttershy: Uh... should we go in and help her, maybe?
 * All except Fluttershy: Oh, right.
 * — Daring Don't

"THAT'S NOT A PLAN!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Daring Don't

"Get a grip! I got this. Though, doing it alongside Daring Do... Wow! Maybe I could get my picture taken with her, or an autograph–" [smack] "There you go again. She's just a pony like any other pony. A pony who stops entire armies of bad guys with nothing more than her bare hooves, and an attitude, and—!" [smack] "Ow... That's starting to hurt."

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't

"I am suuuuuuuuuch a huge fan!"

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't

"I...work...alone."

- Daring Do, Daring Don't

"Can't believe I'm even talking to her..."

- Daring Do, Daring Don't

"Okay. I'll be quiet now. Just watching very quietly, heh. Shh."

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't


 * Daring Do: Now, Ahuizotl, you know I love you, but I can't give you the ring 'til I've properly proposed.
 * Rainbow Dash: [snickers]
 * Ahuizotl: [laughs] Interesting, because my friends here have a proposal of their own.
 * — Daring Don't

"Bring it!"

- Daring Do, Daring Don't

"What have I done?"

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't


 * Daring Do: Have I mentioned yet that I work alone?
 * Rainbow Dash: Have I mentioned yet that you're lucky I don't?
 * — Daring Don't

"Drop the ring, Ahui... whatever your name is!"

- Applejack, Daring Don't

"Daring Do! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

- Ahuizotl, Daring Don't

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"

- Rainbow Dash, Daring Don't


 * Diamond Tiara: It's gotta be me!
 * Aura: Maybe it's me!
 * Scootaloo: Maybe it's us!
 * Snips and Snails: Maybe it's us!
 * [beat]
 * Snips: Hey! It could happen!
 * — Flight to the Finish


 * Ms. Harshwhinny: Professionalism, Ms. Dash. I must insist. If you want to keep your job as coach of these ponies, you must maintain a professional attitude and keep your emotions in check. Am I making myself absolutely, one hundred percent crystal clear?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes, Ms. Harshwhinny. Y'know, 'professionalism' is my middle name. Rainbow Professionalism Dash.
 * — Flight to the Finish


 * Diamond Tiara: Did you see that?! I can't believe I'm saying this. They could win!
 * Silver Spoon: But how do we stop them? We already called them blank flanks!
 * Diamond Tiara: Then we need to find a new way to get under their skin. Or maybe... get under their wings.
 * — Flight to the Finish

"That's... y'know... good and all, heheh... I just thought... maybe possibly you might wanna go back to, say, the first version of the act, which was, I dunno, what's the word, better?"

- Rainbow Dash, Flight to the Finish


 * Scootaloo: I... I'm not going.
 * Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: WHAT?!
 * Scootaloo: I'm the weak link. If I go, and fall, flop, or do anything but fly, I'm gonna blow it for you two.
 * Sweetie Belle: I can't believe you're quitting on us!
 * Scootaloo: But you're better off without me!
 * Sweetie Belle: But that's not true, Scootaloo!
 * Apple Bloom: You know what, Sweetie Belle? Forget it. If she's gonna quit, we don't want her, and we don't need her!
 * Scootaloo: Fine!
 * Apple Bloom: Fine!
 * Sweetie Belle: Fine...
 * — Flight to the Finish

"Oh, I just can't keep it in! I want you to win so bad!"

- Rainbow Dash, Flight to the Finish


 * Apple Bloom: Well, there ain't gonna be a Scootaloo.
 * Sweetie Belle: She's staying home.
 * Rainbow Dash: She's WHAT?!
 * Apple Bloom: She got it in her head that the only way to represent Ponyville was by flyin' in our routine! When she couldn't do it, she told us that she was quittin'.
 * Rainbow Dash: And then you tried to stop her from doing that, right?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, actually, we kinda told her...
 * Apple Bloom: ...uh, that we didn't want a quitter.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hang on. Are you NUTS?! You're a team, and a team never leaves a friend behind!
 * — Flight to the Finish

"I do not like them one bit!"

- Sweetie Belle, Flight to the Finish


 * Rainbow Dash: Throwing away your scooter?!
 * Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yup, but not just me. [shows Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle to Scootaloo]
 * Scootaloo: I don't wanna see them. And what are they doing here, anyway? They're supposed to be on the train.
 * Apple Bloom: We're not goin'.
 * Sweetie Belle: Not without you, Scootaloo.
 * Rainbow Dash: What's gotten into you, Scootaloo?
 * Scootaloo: I didn't want to ruin their chance to win just because I couldn't fly.
 * — Flight to the Finish


 * Scootaloo: You flew when you carried the flag in the games!
 * Rainbow Dash: But that was me! You're you! And it just doesn't matter if you can fly or not.
 * — Flight to the Finish


 * Rainbow Dash: Ahem. Look. What you three did was... acceptable.
 * Ms. Harshwhinny: Acceptable? Acceptable?! Why, it was totally stupendously the single most amazing thing I've ever seen! [laughs]
 * Rainbow Dash: Contain your excitement, Ms. Harshwhinny. Remember – professionalism.
 * Ms. Harshwhinny: Ahem. Y-Yes, well, I- [laughs nervously]
 * — Flight to the Finish

"Time for the mane event!"

- Mane-iac, Power Ponies

"Well, this has been quite the mane-raising experience. But I really must be going."

- Mane-iac, Power Ponies


 * Applejack: Time to Power Pony up!
 * Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Nice catchphrase!
 * — Power Ponies

"It's an improvement, darling."

- Rarity, Power Ponies

"Ooh, I do so love a functional accessory!"

- Rarity, Power Ponies

"Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you're evil and everything, but" [getting frustrated] "you hurt a teensy, little, harmless firefly?! Really?! Well, you're just a great, big, meanie!" [voice getting deeper] "There! I said it! What makes you think you're so special?! Like the rules of common courtesy don't apply to you?!" [voice getting even deeper] "Why don't you pick on somepony your own size?!"

- Fluttershy, Power Ponies

"Well, I didn't know it meant they were literally enchanted!"

- Spike, Power Ponies

"What the heck is goin' on?" [gasps] "They're back!"

- Applejack, Bats!

"I need all hooves – and claws – on deck!"

- Applejack, Bats!

"Applejack! When you go big, you really go big!"

- Rarity, Bats!

"Fruit bat round-up, fruit bat round-up!"

- Pinkie Pie, Bats!

"Have you lost your pest-lovin' mind?!"

- Applejack, Bats!

"Think of the cider! Won't somepony please think of the cider?!"

- Rainbow Dash, Bats!

"Aw, don't mention it, Applejack. It was my pleasure! Really!"

- Spike, Bats!

"That's not Fluttershy... That's Flutterbat!"

- Rarity, Bats!


 * Pinkie Pie: Flutterbat on the loose! Run for your lives! [starts digging a hole]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, calm down! See? She's back on her... branch.
 * Pinkie Pie: She's just biding her time! Waiting for the right moment to pounce!
 * Applejack: Pinkie Pie, bats don't eat ponies. Not even vampire bats.
 * Pinkie Pie: But maybe vampire ponies eat other ponies! I'm not taking any chances! [digs a tunnel]
 * — Bats!


 * Fluttershy: But... what happened to me?
 * Pinkie Pie: You turned into a vampire pony!
 * Fluttershy: [gasps] I tried to eat ponies?!
 * Pinkie Pie: Of course not!
 * Fluttershy: So I wasn't a vampire?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes!
 * Fluttershy: Yes I was, or yes I wasn't?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes, you were!
 * Fluttershy: But I didn't try and eat ponies?
 * Pinkie Pie: Yes!
 * Fluttershy: I did?!
 * Pinkie Pie: No!
 * Fluttershy: I'm confused...
 * Rarity: Me, too! And I was there!
 * — Bats!

"Won't you be a dear?"

- Rarity, Rarity Takes Manehattan


 * Spike: Anypony else got a sneaking suspicion we're forgetting something?
 * Main cast sans Spike: The dresses!
 * — Rarity Takes Manehattan

"My generosity has ruined me, I tell you! RUINED!"

- Rarity, Rarity Takes Manehattan

"Say 'soaked'!"

- Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Apple Pie


 * Apple Bloom: HEY! It wouldn't have been an overboard if Big Mac hadn't overpacked the jalopy.
 * Big Mac: Eeyu—Hey!
 * — Pinkie Apple Pie


 * Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off!
 * Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off?
 * Fluttershy: I have no idea.
 * — Pinkie Pride

"Nopony calls me boneless! Right, Boneless?"

- Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pride


 * Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook...
 * Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook?
 * Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything!
 * — Pinkie Pride


 * Pinkie Pie: That's my song!
 * Cheese Sandwich: What do you mean? I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * Pinkie Pie: THAT'S IT!
 * — Pinkie Pride


 * Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name.
 * Rest of main cast: CHEESE SANDWICH!
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yeah!
 * — Pinkie Pride

"Fluttershy! I'll never forget youuuuuuu!"

- Pinkie Pie, Three's A Crowd


 * Rarity: Sounds like a perfect drama-free way to spend the day with Cadance.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Not counting the drama surrounding which of the bells from his cloak they've chosen to put on display. Spoiler alert: it's this one!
 * Rainbow Dash: [hacks] Uh, sorry. Something in my throat... like a big ball of 'lame'!
 * — Three's A Crowd

"Two sisters-in-law bonding. Well, I for one am gonna make sure that nothing spoils their day!"

- Pinkie Pie, Three's A Crowd


 * Applejack: What is that thing?
 * Rarity: Whatever it is... duuuck!!!
 * Pinkie Pie: Rarity, that doesn't look anything like a duck!
 * — Three's A Crowd


 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, no... That sounds like...
 * Discord: [sneezes] [sniffs] Oh...
 * Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: Discord!
 * — Three's A Crowd


 * Discord: But taking in the sick and the desperate - isn't that what Fluttershy would do? Isn't 'helping' something that friends do for friends? Unless, of course, you're really saying that you're not my friend.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [through gritted teeth] No, that is not what I'm saying.
 * — Three's A Crowd

"Oh, poo."

- Discord, Three's A Crowd

"Get your coils off my sister-in-law!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Three's A Crowd

"Let go of my sister-in-law!"

- Princess Cadance, Three's A Crowd


 * Twilight Sparkle: You... were... faking?!
 * Discord: I was! But I had a very good reason.
 * — Three's A Crowd


 * Discord: Why the angry eyes? You love passing tests. It's not because my little exam put a damper on your visit with Princess Cadance, is it? Made it so that there was no time for you two to focus on your friendship?
 * Princess Cadance: You didn't put a damper on our visit at all.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [over Discord] He didn't?!
 * Discord: [over Twilight] I didn't?!
 * Princess Cadance: Spending the day at the Star Swirl the Bearded exhibit would've been more relaxing, but to be honest, relaxation is the last thing I need.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It is?
 * Princess Cadance: Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable. I enjoy a little excitement now and then. Getting to face all these challenges today was just what I needed. And facing them with you just made me realize even more how lucky I am to have somepony like you as a friend. We may not see each other very often, but I know you'll always be there when I need you. Just like she was there for you, Discord.
 * Discord: Yes, she's a real sweetheart. We're all so lucky to have her in our lives.
 * — Three's A Crowd

"What in the world?!"

- Discord, Three's A Crowd


 * Discord: I was just wondering, could I trouble you for just one more thing?
 * Twilight Sparkle: NO!
 * Discord: What? I was simply going to ask for a teeny, tiny glass of water.
 * — Three's A Crowd


 * Twilight Sparkle: [to Fluttershy] What Pinkie meant to say is that you were really great!
 * Pinkie Pie: Wait! Didn't I say that?
 * Rarity: Hardly!
 * Pinkie Pie: Whoops. YOU WERE GREAT!
 * — Filli Vanilli

"Okay, okay, okay! I know what you're all thinking! Why don't you just say it?!" [crying] "I'm sorry! This is all my fault! I'm so, so sorry!"

- Spike, It Ain't Easy Being Breezies

"Woo-hoo! I'm alone! At home! I'm home alone! This is gonna be so awesome!"

- Apple Bloom, Somepony to Watch Over Me

"And actually... this was kind of your fault."

- Apple Bloom, Somepony to Watch Over Me


 * Applejack: Hey, Apple Bloom! You need anything? A snack? A hoof massage? Maybe a snack while havin' a hoof massage?
 * Sweetie Belle: Why, that sounds delightful!
 * Apple Bloom: [through gritted teeth] No thank you!
 * — Somepony to Watch Over Me

"I'll check on you again in a bit." [exits Apple Bloom's room, then enters again a few seconds later] "Just checkin' in on you again!"

- Applejack, Somepony to Watch Over Me

"Need anythin' now? How 'bout now? Need another blanket? Did I hear a cough? Want a glass of water?"

- Applejack, Somepony to Watch Over Me

"What was that? Ah, can you guysss ssspeak up?"

- Chimera's snake head, Somepony to Watch Over Me

"This is your fault! You think you've always got to be in charge!"

- Chimera's goat head, Somepony to Watch Over Me


 * Chimera's tiger and goat heads: Get her!
 * Chimera's goat head: Hey, I thought I was in charge now!
 * — Somepony to Watch Over Me


 * Applejack: I guess I did get a little carried away watchin' over you, and if you hadn't snuck out like you did, maybe I wouldn't have figured that out.
 * Apple Bloom: Yes! Now that is the kind of 'looking after me' that I can definitely appreciate!
 * — Somepony to Watch Over Me


 * Rainbow Dash: [about Maud] That pony is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an igneous.
 * Rarity: Don't you mean "inside an enigma"?
 * Rainbow Dash: No. I mean "igneous". It's a kind of rock. Ask me how I know that.
 * — Maud Pie

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

- Applejack, Maud Pie

"I don't really like candy. But I do love Pinkie Pie."

- Maud Pie, Maud Pie


 * Sweetie Belle: Try to be gracious.
 * Scootaloo: Modest.
 * Apple Bloom: Classy.
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Spike: Wow, you guys! I think your sisters would have loved it!
 * Apple Bloom: Would have?
 * Spike: They're sorry, but they had to go help Rarity get Sapphire Shores' wardrobe ready to take to Canterlot in the morning.
 * Scootaloo: Even Rainbow Dash?
 * Spike: Yeah. Rarity fell way behind.
 * Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Aww.
 * Spike: Aw, cheer up, the show was great! I'll get you some punch.
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: Isn't there anypony here who remembers anything about the play BESIDES the dresses?!
 * Crowd: [general excuses]
 * Sweetie Belle: [noise of frustration]
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: How could you?! "Oh, what amazing dresses! Oh, how I love the dresses! Ooh, dresses, dresses, dresses, DRESSES!"
 * [pause]
 * Rarity: Oh, so they did like them. [chuckles] You had me worried, you silly filly.
 * Sweetie Belle: There! I knew it! You did this on purpose! Stealing the spotlight like you always do! It's my fifth birthday party all over again!
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: Admit you made those dresses too good on purpose!
 * Rarity: I thought they were supposed to be good.
 * Sweetie Belle: Yes, good. Not jaw-dropping amazing!
 * Rarity: I only tried to do what I thought you wanted.
 * Sweetie Belle: HA!
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"Ugh, I don't believe it. After everything I put up with all week long!" [imitating Rarity] "Sweetie Belle, get me some red ribbon! No, that's not red, that's cherry! No, that's not red, that's cinnamon!" [normal, muffled] "For Pete's sake, it's all red!"

- Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"At least Sapphire Shores won't be all like "Ooh, who fetched you that red ribbon? Because I don't care about anything else you made. All I care about is that amazing red ribbon!""

- Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"Ughhh! Hgh, hgh, hgh! Nnngh!" [growls] "Now I can't even sleep!"

- Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: Princess Luna! It's really you! Or am I dreaming?
 * Princess Luna: What do you think?
 * Sweetie Belle: Let me see. You just rescued me from a maniacal laughing Rarity-cloud. Yeah, probably dreaming.
 * Princess Luna: I understand what you're going through, Sweetie Belle. I too have a sister who often shines more brightly than me, and with this, I have struggled.
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * "Mint Flower": These party favors are the coolest! [blows party buzzer]
 * Little Pony 2: Awesome? Where did you get these?
 * Rarity: Made them myself. And of course, you'll all want cake, won't you?
 * [foals cheering]
 * "Plum Star": Who needs a birthday girl when you've got the birthday girl's amazing big sister?
 * Rarity: Oh, no-no-no. All of these things were Sweetie Belle's idea. I just assisted with the execution.
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"Wake me up, Princess Luna, wake me up, wake me uuuup!"

- Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"She left for Canterlot!"

- Sweetie Belle, For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: This isn't a trip to see Sapphire Shores! It's a trip to save my sister from a horrible future!
 * Scootaloo: 'Serves Her Right'!
 * Sweetie Belle: [gasps] How can you say that? Rarity doesn't deserve that at all!
 * Scootaloo: No, 'Serves Her Right' is another one of Sapphire Shores' songs!
 * Apple Bloom: You seriously didn't know that? Don't you listen to her music?!
 * Sweetie Belle: ...I prefer showtunes.
 * Scootaloo: Ugh.
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Security guard: Kid, the only thing I have to do is make sure Sapphire Shores doesn't get interrupted all day by fans like you.
 * Sweetie Belle: But I'm not a fan!
 * Apple Bloom: I am!
 * Scootaloo: Me too!
 * Sweetie Belle: Not helping!
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, good! This is just a dream!
 * Princess Luna: Actually, no. This is very much real.
 * Sweetie Belle: [sighs] Oh, Luna... I wish none of this ever happened...
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils


 * Rarity: Wherever did you come up with the idea for a dolphin?
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, it just came to me... in a dream. I'm sorry I got jealous about those dresses. I know now that you were only trying to help.
 * Rarity: Oh, Sweetie, I forgive you!
 * — For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils

"Equestria, we have a problem."

- Twilight Sparkle, Equestria Games

"Nailed it!"

- Pinkie Pie, Equestria Games

"Omigoshomigoshomigoshomigosh!"

- Pinkie Pie, Equestria Games

Season five
"No! Get away!"

- Starlight Glimmer, The Cutie Map - Part 2


 * Party Favor: How could you?
 * Double Diamond: You said cutie marks were evil! You said special talents led to pain and heartache!
 * Starlight Glimmer: They do! Don't you see?! Look at them!
 * Sugar Belle: Then why? Why did you take ours and not give up your own?
 * Starlight Glimmer: I... I had to, you fools! How could I collect your cutie marks without my magic?!
 * Night Glider: But the staff has all the magic we need!
 * Starlight Glimmer: The staff is a piece of wood I found in the desert! It's my magic that makes all this possible! You'd all still be living your miserable lives thinking you're better than everypony else if it weren't for my magical abilities! I brought you friendship! I brought you equality! I CREATED HARMONY!
 * Double Diamond: You lied to us!
 * — The Cutie Map - Part 2


 * Twilight Sparkle: Everypony has unique talents and gifts, and when we share them with each other, that's how rea—
 * Starlight Glimmer: QUIET!
 * — The Cutie Map - Part 2


 * Spike: Gah!
 * Discord: Where's Twilight?
 * Spike: Uh, she's in Canterlot, helping Princess Celestia with the Gala!
 * [Discord vanishes]
 * Spike: [nervous noises]
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: [singsong] We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala!
 * Applejack: Alright, y'all, keep it down. It ain't like it's a life-changin' experience or nothiiiiing... [tearing up, noticing Apple Bloom in her dress] My little sister's all grown up! [sniffs] [blows her nose on Rainbow Dash's tail]
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey!
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Sweetie Belle: [singsong] We're plus-ones!
 * Cutie Mark Crusaders: [singsong] We're plus ones! We're plus-ones!
 * Discord: Yes, yes, yes, I believe I got that!
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Discord: I am famished. I'll take all the cakes.
 * Pinkie Pie: All of them?! [to the audience, shaking the camera] He wants all of the cakes!
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"You want none of the cakes now?!"

- Pinkie Pie, Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"Radical to meet you. Really digging your vibe."

- Tree Hugger, Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Tree Hugger: Nice to meet you. I'm Tree Hugger. Blessings.
 * Discord: You have met me before actually! [snorts]
 * Tree Hugger: Cool! Like, in another life, maybe?
 * Discord: You've gotta be kidding. You don't remember me?
 * Tree Hugger: [laughs] I meet a lot of different creatures, each one of them perfect and unique.
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Discord: I've only got these tiny mismatched wings, and even I can fly better than Twilight Sparkle! Am I right? Pchoo!
 * [rimshot]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Hey!
 * Princess Celestia: [giggles]
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Discord: Knock knock!
 * [beat]
 * Discord: You're supposed to say 'Who's there?'! This is the most basic of jokes!
 * [thud, splat]
 * Maud Pie: [deadpan] You're the most basic of jokes.
 * Pinkie Pie: Good one, Maud! [giggles]
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"What is that?!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"Do you even know what you just said?"

- Discord, Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"Stop it! STOP IT!"

- Discord, Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"A skosh? A SKOSH?!"

- Discord, Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Fluttershy: Did you really think I'd abandon you just because I have a new friend?!
 * Discord: Yes, because that's what you did!
 * Fluttershy: No, Discord! I invited a friend to a party! I didn't abandon you! What if you had a friend that you could discuss chaos-based magic with? Would that mean we weren't friends anymore?!
 * Discord: Uh... [stuttering] No, I suppose not. It would just mean that I'd have different friends for different things... Oh, oh, dear, it looks like I've perhaps overreacted just a skosh.
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Discord: Er, Tree Hugger, I'm sorry that you got caught in the middle of my... er, you know... wrath.
 * Tree Hugger: Oh, it's all groovy. [as Discord hugs her] Um, I need like a few minutes to clear out my chakras before I can hug you from a place of authenticity.
 * Discord: Oh, your chakras. [laughs nervously] Fair enough.
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Princess Celestia. I thought I could give you a break tonight, but it turns out I was in over my head.
 * Princess Celestia: You have nothing to apologize for. This has been the most fun Gala in years!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I know, it was a—What?! But there was ooze all over the place! And one of the guests threatened to send somepony to another dimension!
 * Princess Celestia: I know! Can you imagine how dull it would have been if I hadn't invited Discord? Come on! Whoo! The night is still young!
 * — Make New Friends but Keep Discord

"I guess everypony loves a princess."

- Spike, Princess Spike

"Not on my watch."

- Spike, Princess Spike

"Aw, come on!"

- Spike, Princess Spike

"Uh, by order of Princess Twilight, BE QUIET!"

- Spike, Princess Spike

"Oh, bless me..."

- Spike, Princess Spike

"She is SLEEPING!"

- Spike, Princess Spike


 * Spike: Um... you needed to sleep. And Princess Cadance told me you weren't to be disturbed. And there was this bird, and, well... long story short, I made a few decisions on your behalf.
 * [The screen skips to the summit hall]
 * Twilight Sparkle: A few decisions?!
 * Spike: Well, maybe more than a few, but I had good intentions! Honest! Until I... didn't anymore. I'm sorry, Twilight. I guess I got a little carried away. It-it just felt so good to have ponies caring about my opinions on such important matters. I guess I was just enjoying feeling like a princess.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, Spike, one of the most important things a princess can do is realize when she's made a mistake and fix it.
 * — Princess Spike


 * Spike: [sighs] Uh, hi there, everypony. So I guess I owe you all a pretty big apology. It's funny. Here we are at a summit that brings together ponies from all across Equestria, and all I could think about was myself. You all came here to celebrate the things that make each of our cities so unique and special. But instead of getting into the spirit of things like all of you, I used my friend's position to make myself feel good.
 * [Spike tries to fix the statue, but to no avail]
 * Fancy Pants: The Canterlot ruby goes here, old sport.
 * "March Gustysnows": And ours goes here, don't'cha know?
 * [The delegates all assist in fixing the statue]
 * Spike: Does this mean you forgive me?
 * "Joe Pescolt": Sure! You know, the whole idea of the statue is that when each of us plays our own small part, it adds up to somethin' great.
 * — Princess Spike

"Aw, come on!"

- Spike, Princess Spike

"Aw. Me and my big mouth."

- Spike, Amending Fences


 * Spike: Uh, it's not too late to forget I opened my big mouth.
 * Twilight Sparkle: No, Spike, I'm glad you opened your big mouth. These ponies have probably been suffering ever since I left. Wondering why their supposed friend would treat them so badly!
 * — Amending Fences

"Twilight Sparkle!" [laughs] "You old so-and-so! What are you doing here?! Hey, Spike!"

- Minuette, Amending Fences


 * Lemon Hearts: So what brings you by anyway? All those times you've come back to Canterlot, you never had donuts with us before.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Well, uh, you see... [sighs] I came to apologize.
 * Minuette: [gulps] For what?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Before I left Canterlot, I didn't really appreciate my friends. And that's because I didn't know how important friendship was. But I've learned so much since I moved to Ponyville. I learned what it means to be a good friend and that I certainly wasn't one to the three of you. So for all the pain I caused you, I am truly sorry.
 * Twinkleshine, Minuette and Lemon Hearts: [giggling]
 * Minuette: Oh, come on, Twilight! Sure, it might've stung a little bit when you ran off to Ponyville without saying goodbye, but it's not like we weren't used to that from you!
 * Twinkleshine: Yeah, we didn't take it personally.
 * Lemon Hearts: But it's really good to see you now.
 * — Amending Fences

"Wait. How did you get into my book like that?"

- Moon Dancer, Amending Fences

"A wise pony once taught me that there's more to life than dusty old books!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Amending Fences

"I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now!"

- Moon Dancer, Amending Fences


 * Spike: Twilight, are you all right?
 * Twilight Sparkle: No. No, I'm not.
 * — Amending Fences

"That was awesome! We gotta go flying more often, Twilight!"

- Pinkie Pie, Amending Fences

"Well, sure, why wouldn't it? That was only the first time I put myself out there, and then you didn't even bother to show up! Then you left town without saying goodbye even though we were supposed to be friends! I was humiliated! I felt like I wasn't important! I never wanted to let myself be hurt like that again! Those three finally convinced me that I had value! That other ponies might like me and want to be my friend! And you! Didn't! Show! Up!"

- Moon Dancer, Amending Fences


 * Twilight Sparkle: [to Moon Dancer] You're right. This party can't make up for the way I hurt you. But please, don't let my mistake be the reason you can't be friends with anypony else.
 * Minuette: We were your friends then and we'd be honored to be your friends now.
 * — Amending Fences


 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Moon Dancer. I've faced magical creatures, the end of Equestria, all sorts of things. But seeing how my actions affected you, that was one of the worst feelings I've ever had.
 * Moon Dancer: [sobs] Thank you, Twilight. I never realized how much I needed to hear that.
 * — Amending Fences

"Thank you for helping me make some new friends. Even if they are my old friends."

- Moon Dancer, Amending Fences

"Huh. I wonder why I didn't have that nightmare. I slept great!"

- Spike, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

"You can leave out the yawns."

- Twilight Sparkle, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Princess Luna: Which of you saw the creature of blue smoke in your nightmare?!
 * Fluttershy: Wow. That was fast.
 * Twilight Sparkle: We all did.
 * Spike: Not me!
 * Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: [simultaneously] Ugh, we know!
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Spike: Whoa-whoa-whoa. So what you're saying is... you dreamt about all of them, and not me? [whimpers]
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, so Smokey gave us bad dreams. No biggie.
 * Princess Luna: I saw that the Tantabus had grown more powerful, but I did not realize that power was enough to enable it to escape my dreams. If its power grows, it could very well find a way to escape into the real world. It could turn all of Equestria into a living nightmare!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, okay, okay, I take it back! That does sound bad! Really bad!
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Spike: [to Princess Luna] I know you said nopony can help, but I'm no pony! I'm gonna stay up and watch over you guys just in case!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Aw, thank you, Spike!
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Applejack: [yawns] One good thing about not sleepin' well last night – shouldn't be too hard to fall asleep now.
 * Pinkie Pie: Are you kidding?! This is so exciting, I don't know how I'm ever going to— [snores loudly]
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

"Forget avant garde! I should have said en garde!"

- Rarity, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

"Ooh, cake! Ew, cake!"

- Pinkie Pie, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Spike: What happened? Are you guys okay?
 * Fluttershy: That... that was terrible! I-I never want to have that nightmare again!
 * Rainbow Dash: [shivers] Me either!
 * Spike: But Luna caught it, didn't she?
 * Princess Luna: I am so sorry, my friends. I failed. It will be back to infect your dreams the next time you sleep.
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Applejack: Big Mac! Boy, I'm glad to see somethin' familiar! [notices that Big Mac has a unicorn's horn]
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

"Well, if you're gonna dream, might as well dream big, right?"

- Spike, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?

"Am I crazy, or did it just get even bigger after Luna said that?"

- Spike, Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Princess Luna: How can I forgive myself? I am no better now than I was then. My creation is about to turn the world into a living nightmare!
 * Twilight Sparkle: But look at what you're doing! Nightmare Moon would've wanted the Tantabus to turn Equestria into a nightmare! You're doing everything you can to stop it! Don't you see? That proves you're not the same pony you were then! Everypony who knows you knows that Nightmare Moon is in the past! We all trust you, Luna! Do you trust us enough to believe we're right?
 * [Tantabus growling]
 * Princess Luna: ...I do!
 * — Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?


 * Rarity: Of course you don't. Your job is so difficult. Honestly, I don't know how you keep all of those orders straight.
 * "Package Deal": [chuckle] It is pretty tough, what with the boxes all being... box-shaped.
 * Rarity: Oh, y—oh yes, and I very much appreciate it. But if there was any way you could squeeze in one more little delivery, I would be eternally grateful.
 * "Package Deal": [laughs nervously] Well, for you, Rarity, I'll see what I can do.
 * — Rarity Investigates!


 * Rainbow Dash: He holds the Wonderbolt record in the Mustang Marathon!
 * Wind Rider: Well, that was a long time ago.
 * — Rarity Investigates!


 * Rainbow Dash: This is the best thing ever! Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! [sing-song] I'm gonna get to fly with Wind Rider and the Wonderbolts, 'cause I'm the bestest and I'm awesome and they know it! [continues under] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh...
 * Soarin: Uh... Rainbow Dash?
 * Rarity: [hushed] Shh! Let her have this, darling.
 * — Rarity Investigates!


 * Rainbow Dash: I was asleep at midnight... having this totally amazing dream. There I was at the arena flying with Wind Rider and the Wonderbolts, like I've always wanted to—
 * [camera flashes]
 * Rainbow Dash: —ah, eh, never mind. Not helping.
 * — Rarity Investigates!

"Ooh! The damask pattern on these curtains is exquisite! Oh, and this velvet rope-holder – oh, it's just—"

- Rarity, Rarity Investigates!

"Ugh, who cares how it was decorated?!"

- Rainbow Dash, Rarity Investigates!


 * Rarity: [narrating] Rainbow Dash was questioning my methods. But I knew what I was doing.
 * Rainbow Dash: Do you?
 * Rarity: Oh, oh, oh. Did I say that one out loud?
 * — Rarity Investigates!

"Do you know what I do when I sleep?! Because I sure don't!"

- Rainbow Dash, Rarity Investigates!


 * Cinnamon Chai: But I do remember she had a really deep, raspy voice.
 * Rainbow Dash: What do you mean, raspy?
 * — Rarity Investigates!

"Ah, fine! You caught me! I did it!"

- Wind Rider, Rarity Investigates!


 * Stormy Flare: That's nice, dear.
 * Rarity: Oh, did I say that out loud?
 * — Rarity Investigates!


 * Diamond Tiara: [through gritted teeth] Silver Spoon! That was my big announcement for when I won!
 * Silver Spoon: I was only trying to help.
 * Diamond Tiara: [through gritted teeth] I don't need that kind of help!
 * — Crusaders of the Lost Mark


 * Pipsqueak: A vote for Pip is a vote for the playground!
 * Diamond Tiara: A vote for Diamond Tiara is a vote for more Diamond Tiara!
 * — Crusaders of the Lost Mark

"We'll let the votin' decide!"

- Apple Bloom, Crusaders of the Lost Mark

"What?!"

- Diamond Tiara, Crusaders of the Lost Mark


 * Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
 * Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help by mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! You could have actually won this election if you just listened to me. You wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
 * Diamond Tiara: [screams in rage]
 * Silver Spoon: [to Cutie Mark Crusaders and Pipsqueak] What? I don't have to follow her drum any more.
 * — Crusaders of the Lost Mark

"Stay off Holder's Boulder!"

- Limestone Pie, Hearthbreakers

"...so you can let it go."

- Rarity, What About Discord?


 * Twilight Sparkle: Pardon us, Ma, but do you remember what started this whole feud in the first place?
 * Ma Hooffield: They know what they did.
 * Big Daddy McColt: They know what they did!
 * Twilight Sparkle: I'm starting to think neither of you know what either of you have done.
 * — The Hooffields and McColts


 * Big Daddy McColt: Aw, shucks, we never meant to hurt you little critters.
 * Ma Hooffield: Yeah, we're sorry!
 * — The Hooffields and McColts

"Uh, princess? You can unfreeze us now."

- Big Daddy McColt, The Hooffields and McColts

"My frizz has been freaked!"

- Pinkie Pie, The Mane Attraction

"Rarity was right! I don't believe it!"

- Applejack, The Mane Attraction

"You know the drill! Deliver, or the diva ditches your dippy charity!"

- Svengallop, The Mane Attraction

"Good evening, everypony! Welcome to opening night of the Helping Hooves Music Festival! Now it is my great honor to introduce you to our headlining act – Countess Coloratura!"

- Twilight Sparkle, The Mane Attraction

"This song may be familiar, but yet, it's totally different. Kind of like me, Rara."

- Coloratura, The Mane Attraction

"When I arrived at the Helping Hooves Music Festival, I had forgotten who I really was! But then an old friend reminded me what real friendship is about, and she told me that if I was true to myself, I couldn't go wrong!"

- Coloratura, The Mane Attraction

Season six

 * Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard or not. I'm just surprised. You always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
 * Sunburst: Yeah, well, reading about magic is one thing, but you don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
 * Starlight Glimmer: Well, you don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that you steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated by Twilight and her friends, so you travel through time to get back at them, but they beat you again and teach you about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what you did that you can't make any friends!
 * [long beat]
 * Sunburst: Did you really travel through time?
 * — The Crystalling - Part 2


 * Rarity: [sighs] This city's simply a-ma-zing! It's just... everything, ever!
 * Pinkie Pie: And it's about to get everything ever-er! Because guess who I see! M-A-U-D! You know what that spells?
 * Maud Pie: [deadpan] It spells Maud.
 * Pinkie Pie: [squee]
 * [party cannon fires]
 * Pinkie Pie: Maud, Maud, Maud! Yay!
 * — The Gift of the Maud Pie


 * Pinkie Pie: [loudly] Will you please help me?!
 * Rarity: [nervously] Only if you let go of my leg and stand up...
 * — The Gift of the Maud Pie

"IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!"

- Pinkie Pie, The Gift of the Maud Pie

"Pinkie, put down that crayon!"

- Rarity, The Gift of the Maud Pie

"Fissure in thhhhhhhe soil...? WHAT?! But I...! All of this...! And she likes a crack?!"

- Rarity, The Gift of the Maud Pie

"B-B-But the Dragon Lands are full of... dragons! And they're ghastly creatures! [beat] Oh, oh, not you, of course, Spikey-wikey."

- Rarity, Gauntlet of Fire

"NO SPOILERS!"

- Rarity, The Saddle Row Review

"Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep..."

- Twilight Sparkle, The Saddle Row Review


 * Applejack: I sure am sorry.
 * Rarity: Me, too.
 * — Applejack's "Day" Off

"Oh! Please, Applejack, let's not kid ourselves!"

- Rarity, Applejack's "Day" Off


 * Twilight Sparkle: And don't worry about things here! Spike and I have totally got this! I mean, it's just feeding the pigs. How hard could it be?
 * Spike: Uh, Twilight? [shows Applejack's long list]
 * Twilight Sparkle: Whoa.
 * — Applejack's "Day" Off

"Too bad Rainbow Dash just hates those "froufrou" spa treatments. She could have joined us for a nice steam."

- Applejack, Applejack's "Day" Off

"Oh, no. No, that's exactly what we're waiting for. Oh, I hope you're not in a hurry."

- Caramel, Applejack's "Day" Off

"RRRRarity! My favorite customer! Mwah! Mwah! And Appleyack? Well, it certainly has been a long time since you two were here together! So lovely to have you back."

- Aloe, Applejack's "Day" Off

"Without steam, a steam room's just a room, and I've got plenty of those at home. Because I live in a mansion."

- Spoiled Rich, Applejack's "Day" Off


 * "Birch Bucket": Eh, you are all wanting towel?
 * Applejack: Looks to me like you don't have any left.
 * — Applejack's "Day" Off

"And I only have to be doing vash once a day!"

- "Birch Bucket", Applejack's "Day" Off

"I'm sorry, Rarity, but I think I'm gonna have to finish these chores myself."

- Applejack, Applejack's "Day" Off

"I mean, thinkin' you can is just plumb ridiculous."

- Applejack, Applejack's "Day" Off


 * Applejack: See, this gate here used to squeak so loud, the pigs would run to the other side of the pen and never come out! So I open and close it to let them know it's safe.
 * Twilight Sparkle: But it doesn't squeak anymore.
 * Applejack: Of course not! I fixed that ages ago. Then I realized puttin' a little fright into 'em got 'em all hustlin' out of the pen.
 * Spike: They don't look scared to me.
 * Applejack: Well, no. They got used to it.
 * — Applejack's "Day" Off


 * Twilight Sparkle: Uh, Applejack? It seems like everything you're doing is to fix things that aren't really problems anymore.
 * Applejack: Well, I'll be...
 * — Applejack's "Day" Off

"I was supervising! And then Zephyr asked me about different cleaning techniques and which one was best, and if I could—" [realises] "Hey! I did all the work!"

- Spike, Flutter Brutter

"Fluttershy and Twilight in Appleloosa! No, me and Rainbow Dash in Las Pegasus! No, Rainbow Dash and Twilight in Yakyakistan! No, Twilight and Twilight in Twilight's castle! Oh. Me! Me! Oh, me... and Rarity! Ooh! I hope it's some faraway place that nopony has gone before!"

- Pinkie Pie, Spice Up Your Life

"Canterlot! This is wonderful! I can check the boutique! Perhaps there'll be some social events that we can attend!" [gasps] "I'll have to pack extra outfits! What will I wear?!"

- Rarity, Spice Up Your Life

"Father, will you please stop packing things?!"

- Saffron Masala, Spice Up Your Life

"Stupid hooves!"

- Pinkie Pie, Spice Up Your Life

"Welcome to The Tasty Treat. You can eat here if you want. Or not. Who cares?"

- Coriander Cumin, Spice Up Your Life

"Not that! Anything but that!"

- Pinkie Pie, Spice Up Your Life


 * Zesty Gourmand: Anypony can throw ingredients together and create an obvious taste that uncultured ponies like those two can register.
 * Chargrill Breadwinner: Hey!
 * — Spice Up Your Life


 * Zesty Gourmand: Nopony told you this place was acceptable!
 * "Sweet Biscuit": Uh, Rarity and her friend said it was good? They told us!
 * Zesty Gourmand: They told you? And who are they to tell you anything? Rarity can tell you what hats to wear with which skirts. Her friend can tell you how to maintain a tragic look for a frizzy mane. They can't tell you what food you can eat!
 * Rarity: No, we can't, and neither can you! Nopony has the right to tell these ponies what to think! Zesty, you have very... specific...
 * Pinkie Pie: And very strange!
 * Rarity: Yes, and very strange opinions about food, and that's your right. But just because you like your food a certain way, there is no reason to tell these ponies that they need to do the same!
 * Burly Unicorn: Rarity is right! I for one think the food here is delicious! I own The Smoked Oat on Restaurant Row; I hate the food we make! From now on, it's all smoked, basted, and grilled!
 * — Spice Up Your Life


 * Quibble Pants: Uh, do you think A. K. Yearling would consider letting me write the next book? I... I think I can make things way clearer. I mean, for instance, in the second adventure, there's a side character. I don't want to kind of name it right now, because it's sort of this thing that I've already written a lot of fan fiction on. I don't want you to... Not that I'm saying that you would steal it! But I am saying this would totally go along my whole thing about puzzle-solving, except what if each puzzle that was solved, uh, unlocked a new karate move? Think of it that way, right? And I mean I'm kind of a "Yearlite" myself, so I'm sure she'd be open to—
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh... Quibble?
 * Quibble Pants: Sorry!
 * — Stranger Than Fan Fiction

"THEY'RE NOT YOUR CARTS!"

- Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, The Cart Before the Ponies

"Hey! You two are supposed to be in the zone!"

- Rainbow Dash, Buckball Season

"There's no way that we can get in the zone, because the zone sounds like a horrible place since we are TERRIBLE at buckball and we are going to LOSE and let everypony down AND WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE!"

- Fluttershy, Buckball Season

"I'm still okay with playing, in case you were worried."

- Snails, Buckball Season

"What is going on?!"

- Twilight Sparkle, Every Little Thing She Does

"Starlight's spell made me burn perfectly good cake! I NEVER BURN CAKE!"

- Pinkie Pie, Every Little Thing She Does

"Well, here's a friendship lesson for ya — DON'T CAST SPELLS ON YOUR FRIENDS!"

- Rainbow Dash, Every Little Thing She Does

"Will somepony please tell me how you made it back?!"

- Spike, P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)


 * Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna catch up on some Daring Do with Twilight, help Applejack make my favorite cider, and have a sleepover with Pinkie!
 * Misty Fly: We get it. You have a fun week planned.
 * Spitfire: Meanwhile, I'm stuck here running trials week at the Academy.
 * Rainbow Dash: But you love yelling and blowing your whistle.
 * Spitfire: Yeah. I do.
 * — Top Bolt


 * Twilight Sparkle: Hello, students! I'm Twilight Sparkle, and this is Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: But you can call us "T-Sparks" and "The Dashinator"!
 * Twilight Sparkle: [clears throat]
 * Rainbow Dash: [laughs nervously] Just kidding.
 * — Top Bolt

"I love my job."

- Spitfire, Top Bolt


 * Angel Wings: [to Sky Stinger and Vapor Trail] Um, I just wanted you to know, you two are my new favorite ponies in all of Equestria.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, I heard that!
 * — Top Bolt

"You've gotta be kidding me! I was just there!"

- Rainbow Dash, Top Bolt

"They're back!"

- Starlight Glimmer, To Where and Back Again - Part 1

"It's, um, good to see you, too."

- Fluttershy, To Where and Back Again - Part 2


 * Discord: Now who's ready for some celebratory tea at Fluttershy's?!
 * Fluttershy: Oh! Uh, everypony?
 * — To Where and Back Again - Part 2

Season seven
"I miss my Sweetie Belle!"

- Rarity, Forever Filly

"I... I can order more!"

- Sassy Saddles, Forever Filly

"A salad? When did you get so practical?"

- Rarity, Forever Filly

"Oh, wow! You should see your faces right now! See? That's what your faces look like."

- Scootaloo, Parental Glideance


 * Bow Hothoof: Great timing.
 * Scootaloo: Great door.
 * — Parental Glideance

"Uh, how did you know I was here?"

- Rainbow Dash, Parental Glideance

"Hello, team! I'm Windy Whistles, the mom of the best Wonderbolt ever! Yeah! Just kidding. You guys were great, too! Go, team!"

- Windy Whistles, Parental Glideance

"Mom, please! They don't wanna hear about your bath time!"

- Rainbow Dash, Parental Glideance

"Dad, hold it together. We're in public."

- Rainbow Dash, Parental Glideance

"All right, Wonderbolts! Let's hit the showers and give Rainbow Dash some time to spend with her family."

- Spitfire, Parental Glideance

"Sir, you really raised a great flyer!"

- Fleetfoot, Parental Glideance

"What's wrong with a little support?"

- Scootaloo, Parental Glideance

"You really know your Rainbow Dash history. You're going to do great on your report."

- Bow Hothoof, Parental Glideance

"Your folks were definitely loud, but they weren't that bad."

- Fleetfoot, Parental Glideance


 * Spitfire: Whoa! Since when did we add fireworks to the show?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uhhhh, we didn't.
 * — Parental Glideance


 * Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles: [chanting] Towel! Towel! Towel! Towel! Towel! Towel! Towel! Tow—
 * Rainbow Dash: STOP!
 * — Parental Glideance

"I met your parents hoping to learn more about you, but I don't like what I found out! I'll find somepony else to do my hero report on."

- Scootaloo, Parental Glideance

"Uh, your parents realize you didn't win, don't they?"

- Young "Dumb-Bell", Parental Glideance

"Granted, I was the youngest pony in the senior competitive circuit. Most other ponies my age were still in the Junior Flappers' Club. I thought it was utterly mortifying having my parents cheer me on even when I lost!"

- Rainbow Dash, Parental Glideance

"I am pretty good at napping. I can fall asleep anywhere."

- Rainbow Dash, Parental Glideance


 * Rainbow Dash: Thanks for doing this.
 * Spitfire: Happy to help.
 * — Parental Glideance

"Something is definitely going on."

- Scootaloo, Hard to Say Anything

"She'll never pick me."

- Big McIntosh, Hard to Say Anything

"No love potions!"

- Big McIntosh, Hard to Say Anything


 * Scootaloo: When you were "younger", huh?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, I was younger on the way here!
 * [beat]
 * Sweetie Belle: It was a long ride!
 * — Hard to Say Anything

"Hey! That's our metaphorical sunset they're riding off into!"

- Sweetie Belle, Hard to Say Anything

"But Sugar Belle's not a fairy tale princess. She's a real pony. She's kind, and she works hard, and she's sweeter than everything in her bakery."

- Big McIntosh, Hard to Say Anything

"Uh, sure. That's the whole town. It's just the one street."

- Sugar Belle, Hard to Say Anything

"The cupcake has landed! Repeat – the cupcake has landed!"

- Scootaloo, Hard to Say Anything


 * Sugar Belle: Oh, Big Mac, thank you so much. This is the sweetest thing anypony's ever done for me.
 * Big McIntosh: [chuckles] Uh, y-y-yeah or-or nope or...
 * Sugar Belle: [giggles] I like you, too.
 * — Hard to Say Anything

"That was the most romantic thing ever!"

- Apple Bloom, Hard to Say Anything

"So selfless... So generous..."

- Spike, Honest Apple


 * Spike: Countess Coloratura?
 * Pinkie Pie: Sassy Saddles?
 * Spike: Spike?!
 * — Honest Apple


 * Applejack: What?!
 * Pinkie Pie: What?!
 * Spike: What?!
 * Rarity: ...What?
 * — Honest Apple

"Ze photo is upside-down!"

- Photo Finish, Honest Apple


 * Pinkie Pie: Wanna try? Music is very relaxing. [strums guitar]
 * Rarity: Sure... Hmm.
 * [hard rock solo]
 * Rarity: [sighs] Much better.
 * — Honest Apple


 * Photo Finish: Something is funny?
 * Applejack: What? Oh, no. Uh, it's just, I mean... Those belts look the same.
 * — Honest Apple

"You've... made me so... happy?"

- Inky Rose, Honest Apple

"Can you believe it?! After everything that's happened, Applejack is the deciding vote!"

- Pinkie Pie, Honest Apple


 * Applejack: Is, uh, this one of your new designs, Rarity? It's, uh... Uh, the form is... reminiscent of, uh... I mean, it conjures up images of... uh... well, uh... I-I mean...
 * Rarity: Oh, that? No! I totally messed that one up! It's ghastly! Horrid! Absolutely terrible!
 * Applejack: Hah. Oh, thank goodness. 'Cause in my honest opinion... it's awful.
 * — Honest Apple

"We're not playing that!"

- Rainbow Dash, Not Asking for Trouble

"So we are half-Pear?!"

- Big McIntosh, The Perfect Pear

"My worst fears are happening!"

- Spike, Triple Threat

Films

 * Pinkie Pie: Oooh! I'm so 'nervicited'!
 * Applejack: You do realize that's not a real word, right?
 * — My Little Pony Equestria Girls

"Make that the second strangest."

- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Friendship Games

"Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered! Or definitely NOT the clowns I ordered."

- Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony The Movie

"Brian, no!"

- Party Favor, My Little Pony The Movie

"Put your hooves together for Commander Tempest!"

- Grubber, My Little Pony The Movie

"How about we start with your complete and total surrender?"

- Tempest Shadow, My Little Pony The Movie

"We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crasher!"

- Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony The Movie

"Oh, I love pie."

- Grubber, My Little Pony The Movie

"What is..." [puffs] "happening?!"

- Spike, My Little Pony The Movie

"It's all on me. I'm the one Tempest wants."

- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony The Movie

"We're in this together!"

- Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony The Movie

"Pinkie!"

- Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony The Movie