Transcripts/Suited For Success

Rarity: Oh, Opalescence. Can you just picture it? Moi, stepping up in astounding new gown at the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot! Rarity: Why, yes! I did make it myself. Thank you so much for asking. Rarity: Oh, oh. Look who wants to help me. Thank you. Rarity: What's that? You wanna help me more! Oh, aren't you the sweetest thing? Rarity: Careful now. Don't move. This shouldn't take long at all.

[theme song]

Applejack: Howdy, Rarity? Twilight Sparkle: Shh... Can't you see Rarity is trying to concentrate? Applejack: What do you think she's makin'? Twilight Sparkle: Looks like a dress. Applejack: Well, that makes sense. Since this is a dressmaker's shop and all. Rarity: Is there something I can help you with? Twilight Sparkle: Oh, so very sorry to trouble you, Rarity, but I need a quick favor. Could you please fix the button for me? It's my dress for the Grand Galloping Gala. Rarity: Oh, no, no, no! You can't wear this... old thing. You need a glamorous new outfit for the Gala and I'll make it for you. No problem at all. It will be my pleasure! Twilight Sparkle: Oh, that's really sweet of you to offer, Rarity, but I can't let you do that. It would be so much work. This dress is fine. Rarity: Twilight Sparkle. I insist on making you a new dress. Twilight Sparkle: But... Rarity: No no, not a word! I won't take no for an answer. Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you for your generosity, Rarity. Knowing your handiwork, I'm sure it will be absolutely beautiful. Rarity: Let me guess, Applejack. You don't want a new gown either. Applejack: Gown? Shoot. I was just gonna wear my old work duds. Rarity: You can't possibly be serious, Applejack! You absolutely must wear formal attire. Applejack: Hm... Nah. Rarity: What if I just spruce up your... duds for you a little bit? Applejack: Okay, sure. Why not? Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too... froufrou-y. Rarity: Deal! Rainbow Dash: Look out below! Rainbow Dash: Sorry. New trick. Didn't quite work. Rarity: Idea! I'll make you an outfit for the Gala too, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash: Outfit for the what now? Rarity: I'll make one for you and you and all of you. Oh! And of course Pinkie and Fluttershy too. Oh, and when I'm done, we can hold our very own fashion show! Twilight Sparkle: What a great idea! If you're sure you can handle it. Rarity: Oh, it'll be a little bit of work, but it will be a wonderful boost for my business. Plus, fun! Rainbow Dash: Oh, I love fun things! Rarity: Then it's settled. We'll have a fashion show starring us. Applejack: So all you have to do is make a different, stunning, original, amazing outfit for one, two, three, four, five... plus yourself, six ponies? And lickety split? Rarity: Oh, Applejack. You make it sound as if it's going to be hard.

[Stitching it together]

Thread by thread, stitching it together Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip Making sure the fabric folds nicely It's the perfect color and so hip Always gotta keep in mind my pacing Making sure the cloth's correctly facing I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard, fussing on the details Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine? Make her something perfect to inspire Even though she hates formal attire Gotta mind those intimate details Even though she's more concerned with sales It's Applejack's new dress

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink Fluttershy something breezy Blend color and form... Do you think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die? Making sure it fits forelock and crest Don't forget some magic in the dress Even though it rides high on the flank Rainbow won't look like a tank I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Thread by thread, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, never stressed And that's the Art of the Dress!

Rarity: That's it. Keep them closed. Don't look. Okay, you can look now! These are your new outfits. What do you think of your old duds now, Applejack? Pretty swanky, are they not? And Twilight! I made this dress for you and I designed each outfit theme to perfectly reflect each pony's unique personality. Oh, it took me forever to get the colors right on this one, Rainbow Dash, but I did it. Oh, and it turned out BEAUTIFUL, don't you think? Ooo, and I know you are going to love yours, Fluttershy. It just sings spring! And Pinkie Pie, look! Pink! Your favorite! Aren't they all amazing? (silence so deep you can hear eyes blinking) Twilight Sparkle: Wow... They're... Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're... Applejack: They sure are... sumth'n. Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Something. Pinkie Pie: I love something! Something is my favorite! Fluttershy: It's... nice. Rarity: But what's the matter? Don't you like them? Twilight Sparkle: They're very nice... Applejack: And we're plum grateful cause you worked so hard on them. Rainbow Dash: Mine's just not as cool as I was imagining. (evil glare) Rainbow Dash: She asked. Twilight Sparkle: I guess what we're all saying is that they're just not what we had in mind. (collective yeah) Rarity: That's okay. Not a problem. There's plenty more where that came from. They were only a first pass. You're my friends and I want you to be 110% satisfied. Not to worry, I'll redo them. Fluttershy: Oh, Rarity. You don't have to do that. They're fine. Rarity: I want them to be better that just fine. I want you to think they're absolutely perfect. Applejack: Are you sure? I mean, we wouldn't wanna impose. Rarity: Oh, it's no ???. Really, I insist. Twilight Sparkle: Well, in that case... Thank you again, Rarity. Rarity: What have I gotten myself into?

Fluttershy: Hello? You wanted to see me, Rarity? Rarity: Fluttershy! Your new-new gown's ready. I completely revised it and I know you're going to love it.

Rarity: What do you think? Fluttershy: I... love it. Rarity: Oh, you're just saying that. Fluttershy: No, no. I do. It's... nice. Rarity: "Nice"? Fluttershy: Nice. Rarity: If you don't like it, you should just tell me. Fluttershy: Oh, but I do like it. Rarity: Like it or love it? Fluttershy: Um... both? Rarity: Which is it? Fluttershy: Please stop asking me this, I... Rarity: Well, just tell me what you really think. Fluttershy: No, that's okay... Rarity: Tell me. Fluttershy: No... it's fine... Rarity: Tell me! Fluttershy: I... like it... Rarity: Tell me, tell me, tellmetellmetellme! Fluttershy: All right! Since you really wanna know... (deep breath) Fluttershy: The arm's size tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine-stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch and the overdesign is reminiscent of prêt-à-porter and not true French haute couture. But, uh... you know... um, whatever you want to do is fine.

Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

Stitch by stitch, stitching it together Deadline looms, don't know the client's always right? Even if my fabric choice was perfect Got to get them all done by tonight Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive Wait until you see it in the light I'm sewing them together!

Pinkie Pie: Don't you think my gown would be more "me" with some lollipops? Rarity: Well, I think... Pinkie Pie: Balloons? Rarity: Well... Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

Hour by hour, one more change I'm sewing them together, take great pains Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind? Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call Brings a whole new revision Have to pick up the pace, not hold to my vision

Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor. Fluttershy: French haute couture, please. Rarity: Ugh... Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes! Pinkie Pie: More balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers! Rarity: Streamers? Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this? Rarity: Streamers it is.

Rainbow Dash: What? Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too? Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool. Rarity: Do you not like the color? Rainbow Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler. Rarity: Do you not like the shape? Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.

(Pinkie Pie) All we ever want is indecision (Rainbow Dash) All we really like is what we know (Twilight Sparkle) Gotta balance style with adherence (Fluttershy) Making sure we make a good appearance (Applejack) Even if you simply have to fudge it (Everypony) Make sure that it stays within our budget (Rarity) Got to overcome intimidation Remember, it's all in the presentation!

Piece by piece, snip by snip Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed Yard by yard, always stressed And that's the Art of the Dress!

Rarity: Oh, Opal. These are the ugliest dresses I've ever made.

Rarity: Okay. I did exactly what each of you asked for. Now don't hold back. Let me know what you really think. Twilight Sparkle: Oh my! Fluttershy: It's... perfect! Rainbow Dash: It's cool! Applejack: Wow. They're the best duds I ever did see. Everypony: It's exactly what I asked for! Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Rarity. Pinkie Pie: Are you as happy with the as we're? Rarity: Well, I'm... happy that all of you are happy. I'm just relieved to finally be done. Spike: You are never gonna believe this! You've heard of Hoity-Toity? Twilight Sparkle: The bigwig fashion hotshot in Canterlot? Spike: Uh-huh. He heard about your fashion show. Well, maybe I happened to mention it to him... He's coming here all the way from Canterlot to see your work, Rarity! Applejack: Whoa, Nelly! You could sell a ton o' dresses to this guy. You business will be boomin'! Rarity: Hoity-Toity? He's coming here? To see THESE dresses? Spike: Yep! Get ready for all of your dreams to come true.

Rarity: Oh. (gasp) There he is! (deep breath) Okay. Relax, Rarity. Your friends like their outfits and so will he. UUUAAA, what's wrong with the lights?! Oh, yes. That means the show's starting. Good. Spike: Since the beginning of time the elite of Equestria have longed for pony fashions that that truly expressed the essence of their very souls. Patiently waiting decades... no, centuries! ...for the perfect pony gown. Today at long last, Equestria, your wait is over! Let's hear it for the breathtaking designs of Ponyville's own Rarity!

Applejack: Why's everypony lookin' at us like that? Twilight Sparkle: Oh dear. Rainbow Dash: You think we overdid it? Applejack: Nah. (pause) Okay, maybe a little. Hoity-Toity: Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mishmash of everything but a kitchen sink! It's a travesty, it's what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame. Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors? Not to mention wasting my valuable time. Rarity (to Opal): Oh! Hide me. Spike: Come on out and take a bow, Rarity. You worked really hard for this. Yes! Alright, woohoo! Go, Rarity!

Pinkie Pie: Rarity? You okay in there? You haven't come out for days. Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony. I used to be respected. I made dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now everypony is laughing at me. I'm nothing but a laughingstock! Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughingstock, Rarity... Rainbow Dash: She kind of is. Twilight Sparkle: Shhh! Come on out and talk to us. Rarity: Leave me alone! I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me, I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIC! Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do? Fluttershy: Uh... Panic? Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything! Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this. Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady! Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat. Pinkie Pie: Give her time.

Rarity: Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm? (meowing) Rarity: Opal? (meowing) Rarity: Opal, how did you get up there? Hang on, you poor dear! Mama's coming! Rarity: Rainbow Dash?! How dare you strand my poor Opal on the tree?! Rainbow Dash: Well, how else were we gonna get you out here to show you this! Rarity: What is it? It's not... You... (gasp) Pinkie Pie: We all finished your dress for you. Applejack: Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewing. Fluttershy: Do you like it? Rarity: Like it? Like it?! Fluttershy: Uh-uh. She doesn't like it. Rarity: No, I don't like it. Everypony: Awwww... Rarity: I LOVE IT! Everypony: Yay! Rarity: You ponies did an amazing job. It's exactly the way I imagined it. Fluttershy: We just followed your brilliant design. Twilight Sparkle: Like you should have let you do for our outfits. Those first dressed you designed were perfect. Pinkie Pie: We're so super sorry. Rainbow Dash: You worked really hard to make our dresses exactly the way we wanted them. We all saw how well that turned out. Rarity: Oh, I forgive you. Applejack: Well, that's mighty big of you. Rarity: But my whole career is still ruined! Applejack: Oh, right. That. Twilight Sparkle: Maybe not. Hoity-Toity: All right, I haven't got all day.

Hoity-Toity: Take to. (Twilight's dress) Hoity-Toity: Hello... Oh, this can't be the same designer. (Applejack's dress) Hoity-Toity: Simply magnificent! And suddenly I have a fresh craving for some Dutch apple pie. Candied apples on a stick? Apple turnovers? Apple cobbler? (Pinkie Pie's dress) Hoity-Toity: Brilliant! (Rainbow Dash's dress) Hoity-Toity: Oh, spectacular! (Fluttershy's dress) Hoity-Toity: Now this is a fashion show. All of these dresses are absolutely amazing. Who is responsible? Step forward, show yourself! (Rarity's dress) Hoity-Toity: Bravo! Bravo! Magnifico! Oh boy! Rarity: Oh, thank you. Thank you! Oh, thank you so much! Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia. This week my very talented friend Rarity learned that if you try to please everypony, you often times end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself. And I learned this: when somepony offers to do you a favor, like making you a beautiful dress, you shouldn't be overly critical of something generously given to you. In other words, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth." Hoity-Toity: Rarity, my congratulations. You are the most impressive fashion maven. Would you do me the great honor of allowing me to feature your couture in my best of the best boutique in Canterlot? Rarity: (gasp) Hoity-Toity: Now, I'll need you to make a dozen of each dress for me by next Tuesday. Rarity: (snap)