Talk:Ponyville Confidential/@comment-68.111.193.55-20120519041810

Letter fixed:

Dear Citizens of Ponyville,

When we started this column, we noticed how popular it was when we posted something degrading material about other ponies. The consumer demand for it caused it to rapidly skyrocket to one of the most read newspapers in Ponyville. It had even spread to the nearby city Cloudsdale because it was so successful. Now, it doesn't take a business expert to know that when something is making such an exponentially increasing profit, it should be produced at a rate to match that demand, for more profit. We were morally disturbed at first, because we knew that posting offensive material is wrong. However, the fact that you people loved it, and that our boss was a vindictive pony who didn't want us to stop, made us continue. One of you even said that it would be an honor to be in the paper, while only one pony actually objected consistently. It was only when the lies affected you when you actually started to dislike the product which you had bought in copious amounts only days before, and began to place the blame on the violent dragon that you were feeding. You are all a bunch of hypocrites, and you deserve to be mocked for your uttter stupidity. Thankfully, we have run out of material, and are discontinuing this series by posting one final scathing column on ourselves and the leader of this operation, to show that while you are all too stuck up to laugh at yourselves, we aren't.

Sincerely,

Gabby Gums