Transcripts/Stranger Than Fan Fiction


 * Stallion: You look like a pony who'd be up for an exclusive one-of-a-kind adventu-cation, where you can get to live the Daring Do experience!
 * Rainbow Dash: No thanks. Did that already. Hmmm.
 * [hissing]
 * Rainbow Dash: This is the...
 * Rainbow Dash and Quibble Pants: ...awesomest thing ever!
 * Quibble Pants: Now this is something that only a true fan can appreciate!
 * Rainbow Dash: They even put the tiles in the right order!
 * Quibble Pants: Huh. Good catch. Oh, I'm Quibble Pants. Nice to meet you.
 * Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash.
 * [hoofbump]
 * Rainbow Dash: Nice costume.
 * Quibble Pants: You, too.
 * Rainbow Dash: Thanks. The hard part was figuring out the right...
 * Rainbow Dash and Quibble Pants: ...number of arrow holes.
 * Quibble Pants: B-B-B-Because on page 84 of Sapphire Stone, i-it describes her dodging a, quote, "score of arrows shooting forth from holes in the very walls," unquote, but then on page 107, Daring Do says she, quote, "barely made it, past the traps, barrage of arrows," unquote, but clearly, Daring Do is embellishing and the correct number of arrows is...
 * Rainbow Dash and Quibble Pants: Twenty! [chuckle]