Talk:Twilight Sparkle/@comment-5926076-20130217014636

Meanwhile at Hasbro Corporate Commando:

Leader:  The fans aren't buying into our new design!! We need to make appeals to the male characters so this design doesn't seem sexist. Any ideas of toys we can make and sell in the show!?

Worker 1: Make Shining Armor an Alicorn!

Worker 2: Turn Spike into the King of Dragons!

Worker 3: Create a new unicorn species that is predominately male and shoots magic from their eyes!

Worker 4: Uh, if I might make a suggestion, maybe fans would be happier if we didn't mess with the initial design of the show.

Leader:  WHAT!! Are you stupid of course they want drastic change and we need it! How else will we make money?! This is the worst idea you had since wanting to keep Lauren's ideas and not C/Ding Fighting is Magic! You are so FIRED!!

Worker 4:  Man buck this I'll work Disney. I know they treat there shows and movies with integrity.

--PS this is satire and by no means what I feel at the moment. To chock-full of crabs to actually be upset at this point :)