Transcripts/One Bad Apple


 * Diamond Tiara: Who's the new blank flank?
 * Apple Bloom: She's mah cousin, Babs. She's from Mane-hatten!
 * Diamond Tiara: Manehatten, huh? Well, I guess you have that going for you.
 * Silver Spoon: Suppose you're gonna join their little club? What's it called? The [mockingly] Cutie Mark Crusaders?
 * Babs Seed: [exhales] More like the "cutie mahk crybabies"! [derisive chuckle]
 * Apple Bloom: Hey!!
 * Diamond Tiara: Oooo, city attitude! I like it!
 * Silver Spoon: Mmhmm!
 * Babs Seed: Oh yeah? Well there's more where that came from! Check this out!
 * Scootaloo: Oh no she didn't!
 * Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and Babs Seed: [laugh]
 * [creaking, rolling, crashing]
 * Babs Seed: Looks like somepony's pumpkin just got squashed!
 * Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon: [laugh]
 * Apple Bloom: When ah tell Applejack-
 * Babs Seed: You gonna tell Applejack what?
 * Apple Bloom: W-well, y'know, uh...
 * Babs Seed: What're you, a snitch?
 * Diamond Tiara: Come on, Babs, you should hang with us! Y'know, the cool ponies, not these babies!
 * Apple Bloom: What... just happened?
 * Scootaloo: I think Babs just went to the dark side.
 * Sweetie Belle: We have to tell Applejack!
 * Apple Bloom: No! We're not snitches!
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, and we're not babies!
 * Sweetie Belle: Then... why do I feel like crying?