User:Filly Please

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The great Filly Please is here!

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Welcome to my page, I guess you are here by random chance, or you want to message me.

Let me tell you some traits of mine:-

I happen to be a sarcastic jackass, although I don't show it on the wiki, who has an addiction to cats and lives in a city filled with friendly feral cats (That city is called Istanbul), and I don't really give a feather when people rage over my attitude, it's just who I am, and I quite enjoy it when people say that I'm mean.

I own four cats; two female Traditional Siamese, Snow White and Custard (a bit yellowish), and two domestic shorthairs, a male grey tabby called Greypaw, and a female tuxedo cat called Loyalty, with the former two adobted from a pet store and the latter two adobted from the streets as kittens.

Although I may be a stubborn filly at times, I am a reasonable one and I do respect opinions, and I tolerate most things that annoy me, well, Pinkie can be an exception at times and some people in this fandom...

Anyways, let's talk a bit of the things that I collected because of the effects that this show brought onto me, which is called bronyism...

Pony toys collection:-

 * 1) Rainbow Dash (brushable)
 * 2) Applejack (brushable)
 * 3) Rarity (brushable)
 * 4) Pinkie (brushable)
 * 5) Fluttershy (brushable)
 * 6) Twilight Sparkle (Happy Meal toy, and recently got the brushable)
 * 7) Glow-in-the-dark Zecora
 * 8) Nightmare Moon
 * 9) Cutie Mark Crusaders
 * 10) Applejack's toy truck (I only got it because it looked stupidly funny, especially with Twilight's cardboard cut-out!)

Pony Shirts:-

 * 1) Wonderbolt Navy shirt
 * 2) "I'M NOT YELLING THIS IS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE" shirt, blue.

Favorite bronies:-
None, I hate them all, they're so bland and self-centred, especially Equestria Daily bronies!

Favorite users (not listed in order and are all likeable equally), however, are:


 * Leaf Shade
 * Reversalmushroom
 * Dashgirl126
 * Rallinale
 * PowerStar89
 * Roadside Picnic
 * Dragon Theology
 * Samut-Kun
 * MJNSEIFER



Well, I'm not surprised I'm mostly like AJ, she is one of my favorites afterall, and I'm not surprised that Twilight is my least common pony either, but I am surprised that I'm more related to Rarity than Dashie but I'm okay with it.

If only they had Spike there...

Well, enough about me and let's talk about my favorite characters, and they will not be just the Mane 6 characters and not any background ponies since it's not legit liking a scriptless pony just because you can give him/her any personality:-



1. Spike:-

This guy is frickin' awesome! Reason he is my favorite is his sarcastic humor and his attitude; my favorite type of character. I may have not liked him at first, but his character development was just amazing; especially his role in The Crystal Empire.

2. Rainbow Dash:-



Who doesn't love her?! Her haters. Anyways, I just love Rainbow Dash, I love how loyal she is and her attitude and her abilities, and her tomboish behavior makes her cute moments even cuter! I just find her pretty adorable when she is doing a face like this -->

3. Princess Luna:-

I just adore her, and everything about her is just stunning, I just love how she was made into a mentor in Sleepless in Ponyville, and they increased her role and made her more important in that episode, although some people are ignorant by saying they made her "even more useless"...

Anyways, Luna is just plain beautiful in design and character, and I hope they bring more episodes about her.

PS: I have a crush on her!



4. Applejack:-

YEE-HAW! Applejack is one of my favorite characters in this show, just look at her! A cowgirl who cares about her family, and she has a southern accent!Her character is very mature and very realistic, but not too realistic that it ruins her traits and everything.

I didn't like how she was treated like a background pony in Season 2 and how some bronies joke about it (Seriously, they even replace her picture with other Mane 6 with Lyra, doing her pose, wearing her hat!!).Since Season 3 now has a concentrated amount of AJ and an episode from HER point of view, I became happy and gave me joy. Applebloom sucks.

5. Rarity:-

Such beauty, such elegance, and such fabulosity! I just love her sophisticated manners and her voice, and she is very mature and realistic, and she can be quite a doll in some moments.We all know that she acknowledged the fact that Spike has a crush on her, but the Sparity fans can be quite annoying sometimes, because the amount of fanfics about them just raised by 9001%.

Still, Rarity is adorable and I love her.

6. Sweetie Belle:-

Aw, isn't she adorable? She's way better than the annoying Applebloom (who stole her sister's spotlight and got too many episodes focusing on her...), and she has an amazing singing voice, how calm she didn't know that yet?!

I just love how slow she can be, and I can relate her to Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls, considering both of them adorable and slow at understanding the situation.

7. Fancy Pants:-

Who needs swag when you got class? This guy shows that class is the perfect way to get the ladies and to look manly and respectful infront of other people, and he has a FRIGGIN' CLASSY 'STACHE!!1!!

Although I like to talk more about this guy, his personality was only revealed in one episode and now he's just a background cameo, and it seemed a bit off that he was in Ponyville during Too Many Pinkie Pies, I just wonder what were the animators thinking...

 8. Big Macintosh:-

Eeyup, this guy is a very good example of a laid back character, and I say that these type of people are quite enjoyable.

Although he's a very cool Stallion, I must say that he still needs more attention because his personality isn't that complex and he's kind of one dimensional...

9. Pinkie Pie:-

Back in my day, Pinkie used to be funny! Yeah, I miss old Pinkie, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy her, besides the fact that I now only enjoy her mid-Season 1 and Season 2 self, but her Season 3 self is a bit annoying and quite childish (Like her early-Season 1 self).

Also, her fans are just a pain in the arse...

10. Fluttershy:-

Meh, Fluttershy used to be good and all, but her character is kind of cheesy, but I loved her role in Hurricane Fluttershy, it was amazing and I felt sad for her, sadly her roles in other episodes aren't as entertaining.

What annoys me a bit about her are the fans who just do the following; 1. Put a picture of Fluttershy 2. Insert a HNNGGG here.

Eh, she may get better roles in the future episodes, I just hope so.

11-9000. (insert random ponies here)

9001. Twilight Sparkle:-

You seen my joke, right? Anyways, this pony in particular isn't enjoyable in my opinion. I mean, come on, her OCD is quite annoying and she freaks out over studies and is a bit OP when it comes to math.

The main reason she is here on #9001 is because of her fans, God, her fans are really annoying...                              I have to say that I hate the meme Twilicious, it has "cancer" written all over it! I never seen something more annoying than Gak (I actually loved GAK ever since I was a kid), and it isn't hated! Her fans hate gak, but they say that Twilicious is awesome, HOW IS THAT AWESOME!?!?!!!1?! IT'S ANNOYING CANCER!!!

Let's not forget Lesson Zero, how much I hated the people who thought her crazy self was funny, they are plain sadistic....

I will never understand most of her fans, and they make statistics that says that "REASONS WHY TWILIGHT IS BEST PONY HURR DURR DERPA HERP", they are shoved down my throat!

Also, most of her Season 1 roles are out-of-character, and that didn't make me enjoy the show at first because of that, but the other characters made me stay and continue watching the show.

All I'm going to say that the show Twilight is okay, the brony fandom Twilight sucks....

Worst character ever:-



The Weak and Helpless Trixie:-

She's plain annoying and deserves a hard buck to the face, 'nuff said. Somebody please give me a shotgun, I want to 12 gauge her...

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OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!



Derpy being adorable.



Here comes Psy, into Ponyville!



Listen to Bane!



My love for memes is undeniable!



Well, that's a smart way to protect yourself from the sun.

Sorry Scootaloo fans, but I find this meme hilarious!

Facbook You vs. Real You, Before work/school you vs. After work/school you, etc.

Let the cats flow through you... I

I remember when my mom did this to me, good times...

I'm like this at the supermarket when I hear one of my country's infected teens say YOLO...

My favorite kind of crazy!

Justin Bieber on the radio?

Y U so adorable?!!



The Most Powerful Element in the World!



Want a hammar that never breaks and turns nails into ashes? Use this!



Wouldn't it be funny if Adam West tried for Batman in The Dark Knight Triology? (Bombs included)



I LOVE CATS!



When I spot something I dislike



"Don't do anything stupid, cousin!" "But Ramen, I got the kettle ready"



Well, that's the end of the fun wall, see you later!