Talk:Celestia/@comment-4520079-20120308190004

---Princess Celestia facts---

>Princess Celestia once drank a pint of the world's deadliest poison. She felt a slight tingle on her hoof.

>Princess Celestia once jogged past a sprinting cheetah.

>Princess Celestia once had a temperature of 5505 C, but only because she was standing on the surface of the sun.

>Heights are afraid of Princess Celestia.

>It's known that an impenetrable wall cannot coexist with a unstoppable projectile. That's because Princess Celestia can stop any projectile and break through any wall.

>Princess Celestia once sailed across the Atlantic Ocean on a brick.

>Princess Celestia can hold her breath underwater for a thousand years.

>Chuck Norris sleeps under Princess Celestia's tail.

>If she wanted, Princess Celestia could explain all the mysteries in the universe. She doesn't want to.

>Gravity obeys the laws of Princess Celestia.

>Princess Celestia simply walked into Mordor.

>Princess Celestia calls Voldemort by his name.

>Princess Celestia once got into a knife fight. The knife lost.

>The sky is named after Princess Celestia.