Transcripts/My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Better Together (season 2)

Reboxing with Spike!

 * [techno music]
 * Spike: Hey, paw pals! Welcome to this month's "Fancy Fetch Unboxing with Spike"! I love pampering myself, and of course putting it on the internet for you, my fans, first! #PuppySelfCare! I've decided to splurge a little this month and get the deluxe package! Let's get a better shot. Whoa! Look at this! Fabulous Fido's Faberge Flying Disk. Of course you can't actually throw it. Far too delicate. [kisses] Hmm. What other gems do we have here? Oh! Slippers to make your paws feel plush! They're encrusted with locally-sourced amethysts. Oh... my... goodness! [laughs] This is why I started vlogging in the first place! I've been waiting for a sniff like this. It's a classic white ankle sock. Cotton/nylon blend, two hundred wears deep, never washed. This ain't no dry wick. This baby is as absorbent as they get! [sniffs, sighs]
 * [music stops]
 * Spike: Huh?
 * Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Did you spend two hundred dollars on a box with a dirty sock in it?
 * Spike: [laughs nervously] Can't put a price on... #PuppySelfCare?
 * [beep]
 * Spike: And now, for my new show – "Reboxing and Returning Stuff".

DIY with Applejack

 * Applejack: On today's "DIY with Applejack", we're gonna build my friend Rarity a dream dressin' room – in just seventy-three easy steps!
 * Rarity: Hello, darlings! I can't wait for my fabulous new dressing room and—
 * Applejack: [clears throat]
 * Rarity: Oh. Sorry. [laughs] Promise I won't make another peep.
 * Applejack: Let's get started!


 * Applejack: First, ya need wood. So, for step one, I'm gonna cut down one of my trees.
 * Rarity: Ooh, just a dash of peep. How many trees are we going to need?


 * [video fast-forwarding]


 * Applejack: Step eight – gettin' rid of splinters. Now, ya have to give each square foot of the surface thirty clockwise strokes with the buffer...
 * Rarity: Thirty?! Darling, that seems a bit excessive!
 * Applejack: Yes. Thirty. And then you have to double-check those strokes by— Aw, shoot! I lost count! Well, I have to cut down a new tree.
 * Rarity: [yawns] Yes, this is positively electrifying.


 * [static]


 * Applejack: Step twenty-nine – paintin' your room! I chose this practical brown color...
 * Opalescence: [hisses]


 * [static]


 * Applejack: Step twenty-nine-point-five – paintin' your room with this, uh, very bright purple.


 * Applejack: Step forty-two – adding tufted button walls! You're gonna wanna be careful, measurin' the satin at least twice...


 * [video fast-forwarding]


 * Applejack: Now that you've measured five times, we can begin to cut the samples.
 * Rarity: [clears throat]


 * [static]


 * [scissors snipping]


 * [video fast-forwarding]


 * Applejack: We just have to figure out which of the sixty-two samples...
 * Rarity: [yawns]
 * Applejack: ...work best. [clears throat] Now the real fun begins!
 * Rarity: [sarcastically] Oh, now the real fun begins. I've been having so much fun the whole time. [sighs]
 * Applejack: Rarity! Wake up!
 * Rarity: [yawns]
 * [thud]


 * Applejack: Step seventy-three – the big reveal!
 * Opalescence: [meows]
 * Applejack: [whispering] Oh. Yeah. G'night, you two.

The Craft of Cookies

 * Pinkie Pie: Welcome to "The Craft of Cookies" with me, Pinkie Pie! In just one class, you, too, can become a Certified Cookie Master! [gasps] Let's get started. [squee] Yummy! Yes, please! Tasty! You're gonna be delicious! Now, step two – making cookies! Cup of sugar, tablespoon of baking powder, dash of vanilla, pinch of salt, and for our final ingredient, two Tank kisses! [smooches, slurps] Mmmm... Cotton candy. This is taaaaaasty! [as Gummy] You've really outdone yourself, Pinkie! [normally] Aw, thanks, Gummy! Now for the not-so-secret ingredient – chocolate! [munches] Mmmm... mmm... [continues munching] [as Gummy] Don't eat all the chips! [gulps, normally] Whoa. My tum-tum. I didn't think there was such a thing as too much chocolate. [belches] Now, to bake our creations!


 * [kitchen timer ticking]
 * Pinkie Pie: Mmm-mmm-mmm!
 * [kitchen timer rings]
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] They're ready!
 * [splat]
 * Pinkie Pie: [sniffs] What's that, Gummy? You think I've just invented the perfect cookie? Awww... And now, for the final, and best, part – sprinkles!
 * [boom!]
 * Pinkie Pie: Et voila! Two dozen ultra-scrumptious cookies for a sophisticated snack time! Until next time on "The Craft of Cookies", this is Pinkie Pie bidding you a sweet evening and a most delicious morrow!

Street Magic with Trixie!

 * Trixie Lulamoon: Today, the Great and Powerful Trrrrrixie is here to blow your feeble minds with some serious magic!
 * Spike: Uhhh... Trixie, everyone believes that you're Great and Powerful. You don't have to prove it!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Don't worry, I got this.
 * Spike: I'm worrying! I'm worrying!
 * Trixie Lulamoon: Magic, don't fail me now! Abraca—!
 * [magic sounds]
 * [crowd gasps]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: —dabra? [sighs] Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the Great and Powerful Trrrixie's astounding power of telekinesis!
 * [crowd cheers]
 * Trixie Lulamoon: You're welcome. I am all-powerful.
 * [cameras snapping]

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