Talk:Twilight Sparkle/@comment-99.148.189.162-20120629054309/@comment-96.225.174.155-20120712052511

My brony friends always think I'm Twilight because I'm an egghead (writing a book right now) and I'm far smarter than they are. I just don't like her because if she went to my school, and if she were a dude, she/he would get beat up.

1) Has to have an answer to EVERYTHING

2) "Is this on the list?" It HAS to be right

3) Everything HAS to be organized. That's great she's organized, but if one slip of paper isn't straight in a stack a million papers, she'd probably redo the entire thing.

4) Always follows rules. I'm a good kid and all, but I bend the rules. "No drawing." I don't draw, I either sketch or say I'm drawing shapes to study for geometry.

5) Her mane. It's freaking flat bangs! Go look at Johanna Braddy. No straight bangs. Mila Kunis. No straight bangs. Alice Braga. No straight bangs. If I was gay, Andrew Garfield. No straight bangs. Elizabeth Banks. No straight bangs. Many of these attractive celebrites have no straight bangs. Lady Gaga. She had straight bangs. It was disgusting. Her nose does not help her either, she belongs on Harry Potter. She could play Dumbledore. I'd give her a beard and call her Gandalf. She already dresses tacky. 5 years later, Gandalf the White. Why? Because Gandalf the Grey (Madonna) died and now Lady Gaga took her place. See. All of this because of straight bangs. Quorra from Tron: Legacy.