Talk:Episodes, films, and shorts/@comment-13418548-20141203200221

Here are a few facts I found out about the show that the staff will never let on. Prepare yourself for some harsh facts tat you won't be able to handle!

1. Twilight Sparkle is the off-spring of vampires.

2. Applejack killed her own parents out of insanity.

3. Fluttershy is a psychopath who's trying to keep her sanity in check.

4. Rarity wants to seduce stallion she meets. She needs so much love and attention.

5. Rainbow Dash is a huge lesbian. Her fantasies are often wih Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.

6. Pinkie Pie is a spawn of evil, waiting to unleash her madness on ponykind.

7. By the time the show is over, every chacater you know and love will die.

8. Spike is destined to be a monster.

9. Derpy Hooves will soon take over your minds.

10. Princess Luna and Celestia were all tramatized with blood, death, humiliation, imtimidation, and anger flooding up their bodies that cannot be unleashed.

11. Equestria is a happy illusion. It's not real, it's all a fantasy created by the Illuminati in order to teach you what's really going on. It's a blood war, and Equestria is just another sick, demented fantasy made by an insane commander and his slaves.

I know, I'm sad too.