Transcripts/A Royal Problem


 * Twilight Sparkle: [strained gasping]
 * Starlight Glimmer: I know! I can't believe it either! The map has never called me before!
 * Spike: I'm sure that's not why she looks... like that.
 * Twilight Sparkle: [babbles] Actually, it is. Well, it's that and the fact that you're being called to the royal palace! I mean, what in Equestria could be going on there?! You want me to come with you?! No. I shouldn't. The map just called you for a reason, right? Heh. Though maybe it's a mistake. Not because of you! Because it's never called just one of us before. [nervous chuckle]
 * Starlight Glimmer: I also wasn't nervous before, but now...
 * Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. For all we know, it's something small. Like maybe the cooks are fighting over who has the best butternut squash soup. Or the royal hairdressers are fighting over a comb.
 * Spike: Or, you know, maybe the royal sisters aren't seeing eye-to-eye on something.
 * Twilight Sparkle: No! That's just crazy! Luna and Celestia would never fight. [beat] Again.


 * Princess Celestia: So the map sent you to solve a friendship problem?
 * Starlight Glimmer: Yes, princess.
 * Princess Celestia: Well, there's nothing wrong here. Right, sister?
 * Princess Luna: [sourly] No. Everything's perfect as usual, sister.