Talk:A Bird in the Hoof/@comment-98.199.227.37-20120807032825

Let's if I get this right on how to take care of a sick bird:

1. Feed the sick bird with tomato soup

2. Give the sick bird a medicine pill

3. Feed the sick bird with fruits & vegetables

4. Give the sick bird a major sponge bath

5. Don't the sick bird continue enforcing itself to pluck its feathers off

6. If the sick bird spews a hair ball or vomits then get ready for some vacuuming

7. If the sick bird refuses any medical treatment then force the sick bird into accept the treatment

8. Don't let the sick bird run away and commit suicide

9. If the sick bird dies of all many natural causes and disasters do what I do

Enacting scene:

NO! Why! Why did have to be this way! I was trying to take great care of you until you decided to be a bad bird! Now why!!! (Cries and whimpers) Now baby bird has turned into ashes and now Princess is gonna banish me for my crimes. So I'm writing a will to my best friends who we've been with forever and ever. I'm so sorry your majesty (or highness)...