Talk:Happy Birthday to You!/@comment-188360-20170918221718

I could've used something like this on my birthday, which was exactly three weeks ago.

Also, I kinda prefer the lawyer-friendly version from Futurama:
 * What day is today?
 * It's [insert name]'s birthday!
 * What a day for a birthday!
 * Let's all have some cake!
 * (And ya smell like one, too!)