Transcripts/Sparkle's Seven


 * Rainbow Dash: We got questions, and you're gonna serve us up some answers, Juice Jackie!
 * Rarity: Where is the secret entrance to the passages under Canterlot Castle?
 * Juice Jackie: Shining Armor sealed 'em all. There's no secret entrance.
 * Rarity: There's always a secret entrance!
 * Rainbow Dash: So make like a glass of O.J. and spill!


 * Twilight Sparkle: So that's what we're up against.
 * Applejack: Whew. That's a barrel and a half of obstacles. Plus a bushel and a peck of impenetrability.


 * Rainbow Dash: But there's no room for mistakes!
 * Pinkie Pie: Just like space travel!
 * Fluttershy: Uh, Pinkie? We're not actually going into space, right?
 * Pinkie Pie: [giggles] No, silly! I'm dropping you two off as soon as we're close to the fan! Then I'm going into space!


 * Rainbow Dash: So, who gets the crown?
 * Twilight Sparkle: The true sibling supreme. Spike.
 * Spike: Huh?
 * Shining Armor: The little brother we've always had.
 * Mane Six: Awww...


 * Zephyr Breeze: Wha...? Rainbow! I knew you'd come running once you heard I got this job! The mares love a pony in uniform, am I right?


 * Spike: It's from Shining Armor. [reading] "Dear Twilight, hope your idea isn't just..." [indistinct muttering] Tunnels? He guessed your whole plan!
 * Twilight Sparkle: What?! Pinkie party, Rarity costumes... "Signed, the Future Sibling Supreme"?! Oh, come on!
 * Rarity: Twilight, darling, nopony knows you better than your own brother.
 * Twilight Sparkle: So you're saying I should give up?
 * Rarity: I'm saying we have to do the opposite of what Shining Armor expects. Therefore, Twilight cannot mastermind the plan. But I can!