Talk:Principal Cinch/@comment-5837525-20160108001808

The following imaginary phone call brought to you by The Iron Giant:


 * Principal Cinch: It opened rifts into another dimension! It destroyed a statue!
 * Superintendent Sombra: What did? Tell me again, Cinch, and this time, listen to yourself.
 * Principal Cinch: [sighs] A magical... black-winged... she-demon.
 * Superintendent Sombra: [laughing hysterically]