Talk:Family Appreciation Day/@comment-68.232.238.143-20120108032546

"And we are now officially in hour 12 of "Derpy Watch." For those who are unaware, 12 hours ago the nation was shaken to its core over the revaluation that its lord and savior Derpy 'Dinky Doo' Hooves had failed to make an appearance in today's episode, despite appearing in every episode so far of season two. Rescue workers are working day and night in a desperate attempt to locate Mrs. Hooves but so far the Muffin Traps are not working. We will keep everypony updated as events happen..."