Talk:Secret of My Excess/@comment-67.161.165.203-20111211050339/@comment-87.177.245.240-20111212011958

Exactly. Because when you need a fricking military, there is no fricking military!

They have a military, mind you. But their area of interaction is investigating pet-nappings, and not, say, containing invasions, fighting hostile animals, fighting parasites, defending the crown, police the public, enforce law and order, etc.

They're just tools. Tools with nice uniforms.