Transcripts/My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks/Animated shorts

Music to My Ears

 * [dubstep music]
 * [music stops]
 * Mrs. Cake: What can I get ya?
 * [music continues]
 * [school bell rings]
 * [music stops]
 * [music continues]

Guitar Centered

 * Rarity: Rainbow Dash, I simply don't understand why you can't just play the guitar you have.
 * [sproing]
 * Rarity: [gasps] Now I understand.
 * Pinkie Pie: How about this one?
 * Rainbow Dash: No.
 * Pinkie Pie: Lookie here!
 * Rainbow Dash: No.
 * Pinkie Pie: Super groovy!
 * Rainbow Dash: No, Pinkie.
 * Applejack: Well, whatcha looking for?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's the problem! I need something that looks as awesome as I'm gonna make it sound. [gasps] Hands off my guitar, Trixie!
 * Trixie: I touched it first, Rainbow Dash!
 * Applejack: Sounds to me like this is a makin' for a nice, friendly competition.
 * Rainbow Dash: All right! Let's see who plays best!
 * Trixie: A shred-off?
 * Rainbow Dash: Shred on.
 * [electric guitar battle]
 * Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity: [cheering]
 * Rainbow Dash: Check me out! Uh, she can have it. Turns out this is the one that really speaks to me.
 * Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie always wins in the end! [laughs]
 * Rainbow Dash: I doubt it.
 * Trixie: Twelve-thousand dollars?! You'll pay for this, Rainbow Dash!
 * Pinkie Pie: No, silly! If you want it, you have to pay for it.

Hamstocalypse Now

 * [door creaks]
 * Fluttershy: Thanks for coming, Rarity. The rescue center needs all the help it can get.
 * Rarity: Oh, but of course, darling. Helping cute little puppies and kitties will never go out of style.
 * Fluttershy: Once a year, a lucky volunteer gets to clean the hamster habitat. I signed up for it months ago to be sure I'd get it. [singsongy] Housecleaning!
 * Rarity: Ooh. Uh, Fluttershy, darling, aren't hamsters, uh, rodents?
 * Fluttershy: They sure are. But they're cute and cuddly like bunnies. Okay, everyhamster, follow Rarity into the next room. She'll take good care of you while I give your home a nice scrub.
 * [pounding on the glass]
 * [door opens]
 * Fluttershy: Rarity, what happened?!
 * Rarity: Oh! Aah! Well, uh, Carl Pettington's coat just begged to be accessorized, but Emilia Furhart refused to be left out and got Curtis Pawpower to chew right through Carl's little scarf, and before I knew it, I had a habitat-wide feud on my hands! [beat] Also, I named them.
 * Fluttershy: Ladies and gentlehamsters, please! Now, I know you're all upset, but why don't we head back into the habitat and talk it over?
 * Carl Pettington: [smooches]
 * Emilia Furhart: [squeaks angrily]
 * Fluttershy and Rarity: [gasp]
 * Curtis Pawpower: [frightened squeak]
 * [tambourine jingles]
 * [door closes]
 * Rarity: Huh! I never would have guessed hamsters could be so touchy about fashion!

Pinkie on the One

 * Granny Smith: Just remember, the most important thing about sugar butter cocoa cookies is to fold your batter. Too much arm turnin'll make your cookies tougher than a lump of coal.
 * Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie. You're s'posed to help me find a drummer for my band.
 * Pinkie Pie: I guess I could fold a little faster.
 * [pots and pans clattering]
 * Rainbow Dash: Most people don't know how hard it is to find someone who could use both hands the way a drummer does.
 * Pinkie Pie: I'll bet!
 * [splat!]
 * Granny Smith: Uh...
 * Pinkie Pie: [squee]
 * Rainbow Dash: [grunts]


 * Rainbow Dash: Now, it's important that our banner look awesome! So feel free to use as much glitter as you want. A drummer can't just be anybody.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, of course not. [tapping on the glitter jar]
 * Rainbow Dash: They need to have the right instincts, you know?
 * Pinkie Pie: Totally! [continues drumming]
 * Rainbow Dash: [coughs]


 * Rainbow Dash: It's gotta be someone with a lot of...
 * Pinkie Pie: [squirts jelly]
 * Rainbow Dash: ...energy.
 * Pinkie Pie: Absolutely! [stirs glass] [drums on lunch tray]
 * Rainbow Dash: I mean, a lot! Energy, enthusiasm...
 * [plates and trays clattering]
 * Applejack: Pinkie!
 * Pinkie Pie: [stops drumming] Whaaaaaaat?! [resumes drumming with silverware]
 * Rainbow Dash: They have to be able to carry the whole band on their shoulders!
 * Pinkie Pie: [still drumming with silverware]
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh! Pinkie!
 * Rarity: We've got to find an outlet for all that energy!


 * Pinkie Pie: [wild, fast drumming]
 * Fluttershy: [exclaims]
 * Applejack: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Dash: Cool!
 * Pinkie Pie: [cymbals crash] [pants]
 * Rarity: Whatever made you think of Pinkie for the drums?
 * Rainbow Dash: I dunno. Guess I just have a sense for these things.
 * Pinkie Pie: [plays rimshot]

Player Piano

 * Rarity: [grunts and pants] Come on, Rarity! You simply must get this piano to band practice! [grunts and pants] What kind of person doesn't put a piano on wheels? [grunts, groans] Just look at me. I'm a mess. What I need is a bit more muscle. [to Rover, Fido, and Spot] Oh, boys!


 * Rarity: I simply cannot thank you enough. And while I am a bit repulsed by your musky smell, I can appreciate that you're all diamonds in the rough.
 * [students scream]
 * Rarity: Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me! Thank you!
 * Rover, Fido, and Spot: [panting]


 * Pinkie Pie: [drums]
 * Rainbow Dash: Ugh! Where is Rarity?!
 * Applejack: That gal probably just wants to make some sort of grand entrance.
 * Rarity: Tada!
 * Applejack: Told ya.
 * Rainbow Dash: Rarity, couldn't you have chosen a more portable instrument?
 * Rarity: Heavens, no! The grand piano is the most refined and elegant of instruments. With it, I will be able to express my full musicality.
 * [kitchen timer goes off]
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, our time's up. I guess we'll have to move our practice to the gym.
 * Applejack: Guess you're gonna express your "full musicality" clear across campus.
 * Rarity: Huh? Awww...
 * Pinkie Pie: Or you could play this! It's part guitar, part keyboard! It's a guitarkey!
 * Rainbow Dash: You mean a keytar.
 * Pinkie Pie: Po-tay-to, to-mah-to.
 * Rarity: [plays keytar] Ooh! Oooh! Oh, my!
 * Applejack: Well, look at that!
 * Rainbow Dash: Cool!
 * Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Wowee!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, my goodness!
 * Applejack: Well, then, how about ya take that keytar and move your tail to our next rehearsal space?
 * Rarity: Fine, fine. [to Rover, Fido, and Spot] I don't suppose... [plays keytar riff]

A Case for the Bass

 * Applejack: Okay, Granny, one more time. When ya accidentally sold my bass at the garage sale, who did ya sell it to?
 * Granny Smith: [stammers] I sold it to the owners of that new pawn shop. Uh, Flibbity Flabbity, somethin' like that.


 * [bell rings]
 * Flim: Welcome to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium!
 * Flam: If you want it...
 * Flim and Flam: ...we've got it!
 * Flim: Need a pogo stick?
 * Flam: A bowling ball?
 * Flim: A stuffed clown?
 * Flam: Whatever this is?
 * Applejack: I'd like that bass.
 * Flim: I can give you this bass for a non-negotiable price of one thousand dollars.
 * Rarity: Why, you only paid Granny Smith two dollars for it!
 * Flim: Yes, well, we have to cover our overhead and transportation costs.
 * Applejack: Listen, Granny never should've sold my bass. I'll give ya the two dollars back and we'll call it even.
 * Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity: [agreeing]
 * Flim and Flam: Likely story!
 * Applejack: It is. That's my bass.
 * Flim: And can you prove that this is, in fact, your bass?
 * Rarity: Her initials are monogrammed right on the strap.
 * Flam: That could mean anything. It could stand for...
 * Flim: "Aardvark Junior"...
 * Flam: "Anvil Jokers"...
 * Flim: Or "Animal Jane".
 * Flam: Why, I'll bet you don't even play the bass, Applejack -- if that is your real name.
 * Rainbow Dash: Of course that's her real name!
 * Pinkie Pie: And she does play the bass!
 * Applejack: [plays slap bass solo]
 * Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity: [cheering]
 * Flim: Perhaps this is her bass. But there are still the transportation costs and overhead.
 * Flam: Don't forget the stocking fees.
 * Flim: Wouldn't dream of it, brother!
 * Applejack: [sighs]
 * Flam: Then again, I suppose we could make some sort of trade?


 * Applejack: Come on down to the grand opening of the Flim Flam Brothers' Everything Under the Sun Emporium.
 * Granny Smith: Since when do you play the bass?