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Gilda, die Partybremse


Pinkie Pie: Die megamäßige Hufkampfaction! Der gebohrene Stunt-Superstar! Sie flog höher und höher und dann schoss Rainbow Dash auf sie zu und bevor sie auf dem Boden aufschlug, hatte Rainbow sie gefangen!
Twilight Sparkle: Aha.
Pinkie Pie: Dann flog sie ganz viele Loopings - woom woom woom woom woom woom woom.
Twilight Sparkle: Aha.

Twilight Sparkle: Pfuu.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: [grummel] Pinkie Pie? Nicht schon wieder.
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Nein, nicht jetzt, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Aber warte Rainbow Dash--
Rainbow Dash: Ich bin grade beschäftigt.
Pinkie Pie: Aber--
Rainbow Dash: Ich sagte, ich kann jetzt nicht--[Uuh!]
Pinkie Pie: Ich wollte dich doch nur vor dem hohen Berg warnen.
Rainbow Dash: [grummel]

[theme song]

Pinkie Pie: [summt] Hey, ich suche Rainbow Dash. Habt ihr sie gesehen? Hallo, hast du Rainbow Dash gesehen? Aha, trotzdem danke. Twilight, hast du Rainbow Dash irgendwo geshen?
Twilight Sparkle: Sitzt sie nicht da auf der Wolke?
Pinkie Pie: [singende Stimme] Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: [grummel]

Rainbow Dash: Huu. Das war ganz schön knapp.
Pinkie Pie: Hi!
Rainbow Dash: Aah!

Rainbow Dash: [japs]
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: Aah!

Pinkie Pie: Würdest du mir vielleicht einen Gefallen tun.
Rainbow Dash: Waaa--ach, hat keinen Sinn.
Pinkie Pie: Ich verspreche dir hundertprozentig, dass du auch ganz viel Spaß haben wirst.
Rainbow Dash: Hach, okay.

Pinkie Pie: Noch ein bisschen nach rechts. Nein, jetzt wieder weiter nach links. Warte, zurück nach rechts. Und jetzt noch ein biiisschen nach links, so ist es toll. Stop. Vielleicht doch ein bisschen mehr nach Süden. Jetzt ein Zentimeter nach Norden, hmm okay. Jetzt nur noch ein Millimeterchen nach--
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Äh, nein, perfekt. Und jetzt warte auf mein Zeichen.

Spike: [summt] D-aah! [Schluckauf]
Pinkie Pie: [lacht] Oh Rainbow Dash, jetzt haben wir Spike so erschrekt, dass er einen Schluckauf hat.
Rainbow Dash: [kichert]
Spike: [kichert] Super, Pinkie [hicks] echt. [hichks] Du schaffst es immer wieder [hicks] mich reinzulegen. [hicks] Oh-oh--
Pinkie Pie: Oh nein, du hast dich doch nicht verletzt?
Spike: Nei--[hicks]--ein, red kein [hicks] Unsinn, Drachen sind [hicks] feuerfest.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, okay, gut.
['Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash brechen in Gelächter aus]
Spike: Oh, ich wünschte das wären [hicks] die Schriftrollen auch.

Princess Celestia: [japs]

[Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash lachen]
Spike: [Schluckauf]
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow, hast du schon jemals was witzigeres gesehen? [lacht]
Rainbow Dash: Ja, doch, eine Sache fällt mir ein.
Pinkie Pie: [schreit] [hicks] [kichert] [hicks] [kichert] [hicks] [lacht] [hicks]
Rainbow Dash: Ich hab nicht geglaubt, dass man so viel Spaß mit dir hat, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Machst du [hicks] Witze? [hicks] Ich spiele so gerne Streiche, dass ist [hicks] immer voll lustig und Pinkie Pie hat--[hicks]--so viel Spaß daran [hicks] Spaß zu haben! [hicks]
Rainbow Dash: weißt du, Pinkie Pie, du bist gar nicht so nervig, wie ich dachte.
Pinkie Pie: [hicks]
Rainbow Dash: Woll'n wir was anstellen?
Pinkie Pie: [hicks] Das fände ich [hicks] total [hicks] mega Klasse [hicks] also, [hicks] wenn du magst [hicks].
Rainbow Dash: Ein Nicken würde mir auch schon reichen.
Pinkie Pie: Mmm-hmm.

Rainbow Dash: Ob sie zu hause ist?
Pinkie Pie: Keine Ahnung, [kichern] das wird der Bringer.
Rainbow Dash: Da ist sie.
Rarity: Mmh. [niest] [spuckt]
[Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash lachen]
Pinkie Pie: Haaa-tschuu!

Twilight Sparkle: Häh?
[Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash lachen]

Applejack: [japs] Was zum Hafer!
[Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash kichern]
Applejack: [kichert]

Pinkie Pie: Ist auch jemand am Ufer? Wen spritzen wir nass? Wenn spritzen wir nass?
Rainbow Dash: [kichert] Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie: WAS? [spuckt] Neineinein, wir können Fluttershy nicht nassspritzen, sie ist so sensiebel, wir würden selbst mit einem harmlosen Streich ihre Gefühle verletzen.
Rainbow Dash: Jaa, du hast recht. [pw!]. Wir müssen uns jemand anderen zum suchen, der nicht so zart besaitet ist. Also wer könnte dafür in Frage kommen?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, [kichert] Mir fällt da schon jemand geeignetes ein. Jemand, der ganz schön taff ist.
Rainbow Dash: super! Wer? Wer? Kenn ich sie?
Pinkie Pie: [kichert] Oh, ja. [kichert] Du kennst sie sehr gut.
Rainbow Dash: [kichert] Du bist echt witzig, Pinkie Pie.
[Pinkie Pie und Rainbow Dash lachen]

Pinkie Pie: Raus aus den Federn Rainbow Dash! Es ist ein wunderschöner Tag und wir haben jede Menge Streiche-- Uuh.
Rainbow Dash: Morgen, Pinky. Gilda, das ist meine Freundin, Pinkie Pie.
Gilda: Hey. Hey! Was geht ab?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, das ist meine Greif-Freundin Gilda.
Pinkie Pie: Was ist denn ein Greif?
Rainbow Dash: Ein halb Adler, halb Löwe-Wesen.
Gilda: Ja, der Wahnsinn! Wow! Hah-haa.
Rainbow Dash: Alles klar. Ha-ha.
Rainbow Dash: Gilda war meine beste Freundin im Fliegerjugend-Feriencamp. Hey, kennst du noch den Camp-Song?
Gilda: Klar, wir mussten ihn schließlich jeden Morgen singen. Ich glaube dieses öde Lied werde ich nie vergessen.
Rainbow Dash: Alsooo...
Gilda: Ooh. Na gut, weil du es bist, Dash.

Wir fliegen gern, das ist unser Leben
Wir woll'n oben am Himmel kleben
Ganz hoch fliegen ist was man kann
Wir sind die Besten irgendwann

Pinkie Pie: [lacht] Das war ja super und mir ist dabei ein toller Streich eingefallen. Machst du mit Gilda?
Gilda: Tja, so wie alle Greife stehe ich auf durchdachte Streiche. Aber Dash, wollten wir heute früh nicht noch eine Flugsession einlegen?
Rainbow Dash: Ja, äh, nun, Pinkie Pie, du bist doch nicht sauer? Gilda ist grad erst angekommen. Wir sehn uns dann später.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, ähm, sicher, kein Problem. alles klar Mädels, viel Spaß -- wir sehn uns dann -- [seufz] später.

[Gilda and Rainbow Dash laughing]
Gilda: Wow, that was sweet. Just like old times.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, only faster. So now what?
Pinkie Pie: Hey there.
[Gilda and Rainbow Dash' in unison: Huh?]
Pinkie Pie: It's later. And I caught up.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random.
Gilda: Hey Dash, think you got enough gas left to beat me to that cloud?
Rainbow Dash: A race? You are so on.
Gilda: One, two, three, go.
Pinkie Pie: Hey.

Rainbow Dash: I win.
Gilda: As if. I won, dude.
Rainbow Dash: No way.
Gilda: Yes way.
Rainbow Dash: Come on, I was way ahead of you.
Gilda: Uh, I don't think so.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, please, dream on.
Gilda: Remember back in camp? I--
Rainbow Dash: There is no way you beat me.
Gilda: Whatever.
Pinkie Pie: Wow guys, that was really cool, but I think Rainbow Dash beat you by a teeny weeny itty bitty hair, or a teeny weeny itty bitty feather.
Rainbow Dash: Hah, see? Good thing Pinkie Pie's here to keep you honest, G.
Gilda: Hey, Dash, last one to that cloud up there is a gnarly dragon egg. Go! I think the high altitude is making you dizzy.
Pinkie Pie: Wait, guys--

Pinkie Pie: Oh wow, you guys almost got away from me that time.
Gilda: So, Dash, got any new moves in your tricktionary, or are you 100% old school?
Rainbow Dash: New moves? Heh, sit back G, this is gonna take a while.
Gilda: Hey Pinkie, c'mere.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah?
Gilda: Don't you know how to take get lost for an answer? Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around. You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF.
Pinkie Pie: [gasp] Whaaa-aaa--

Rainbow Dash: Try matching that. Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption?
Gilda: Eh, she left. Something about being busy as a bee.

Pinkie Pie: Hm.

Twilight Sparkle: So Pinkie Pie, are you sure that this friend of Rainbow Dash is really so mean?
Pinkie Pie: Um, yeah, she keeps stealing Rainbow Dash away, she pops my balloons, and she told me to buzz off. I've never met a griffon this mean. Well actually I've never met a griffon at all, but I bet if I had, she wouldn't have been as mean and grumpy as Gilda.
Twilight Sparkle: You know what I think, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I think... you're jealous.
Pinkie Pie: Jealous?
Spike: Green with envy. Well, in your case, pink with envy.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, yes. Jealous. Listen Pinkie, I don't want to upset you, but just because Rainbow Dash has another friend doesn't make Gilda a grump. I mean, perhaps it's you, Pinkie, who needs to improve her attitude.
Pinkie Pie: Improve my attitude? But I... D... B.. Th... Gilda's a... D... Are you seri... [scream]
Twilight Sparkle: [sigh]

Pinkie Pie: Maybe Twilight is right. Maybe Gilda isn't a big meanie grumpy mean-meanie-pants. Maybe I'm just a big jealous judgmental jealous-jealousy-pants. [sign]

[Gilda laughing]
Gilda: That was sweet.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I gotta take care of a few weather jobs around here. Shouldn't take long. Just, uh, hang out in town and I'll come find you.
Gilda: That's cool, I guess. I'm gonna go chow down.
Rainbow Dash: Later.

Granny Smith: Aaa! A rattler, a rattler! Run for the hills! Everybody forsake yourselves!
Gilda: This stuff ain't fresh, dude.
Pinkie Pie: Aw. poor Granny Smith, she didn't know it was a joke. How mean. No no, I can't misjudge her. It was kind of a funny prank, I guess. [gasp] I did misjudge her. She's not only a meanie mean-pants, she's also a thief. Nnno nononono, she might give it back. It's just a joke.
Fluttershy: Alright little ones, this way, this way. Mama duck, you're free and clear.
Gilda: Hey.
Fluttershy: Please excuse me.
Gilda: I'm walkin' here.
Fluttershy: Oh, um, I'm sorry. A-a-I was just trying to...
Gilda: [mocking: I'm sorry, I'm sorry] Why don't you just watch where you're going, doofus?
Fluttershy: B-b-b-but I... I...
Gilda: [roar]
Fluttershy: [bleat] [sobs]
Gilda: Ugh, please, all these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I gotta bail.
Pinkie Pie: She's a grump, and a thief, and a bully. The meanest kind of mean meanie-pants there is. I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy like that. No one. This calls for extreme measures, Pinkie Pie style.

Pinkie Pie: Welcome, welcome. Welcome.
Applejack: Who's this Gilda I've heard nothing about?
Rarity: I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash. A griffon, so rare.
Twilight Sparkle: You've met Gilda, right? What's she like?
Fluttershy: Oh, um, well, I'll tell you later, Twilight.

Pinkie Pie: Welcome. Welcome.
Fluttershy: Um, Pinkie Pie, about this party for Gilda. Do you really think it's a good idea? I mean--
Pinkie Pie: Don't worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda, your auntie Pinkie Pie has got it all taken care of.
Fluttershy: I'm a year older than you.

Pinkie Pie: Gilda! I'm so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties, and I really truly sincerely hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk.
Gilda: [grunt]
Pinkie Pie: [laughs]
[laughter]
Rainbow Dash: Oh Pinkie Pie, the old hoof-shake buzzer. You are a scream.
Gilda: Yeah [chuckles nervously] uh, good one, Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash: Come on G, I'll introduce you to some of my other friends.
Gilda: Right behind you Dash. I know what you're up to.
Pinkie Pie: Great.
Gilda: Rrrh. I know what you're planning.
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Well I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprised party.
Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you.
Pinkie Pie: And I got my eye on you.

Pinkie Pie: Everyone, I'd like you all to meet Gilda, a long-time dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let's honor her and welcome her to Ponyville.
[ponies cheer]
Pinkie Pie: Please help yourself.
Gilda: Vanilla lemon drops. Don't mind if I do. HOT!
Rainbow Dash: G, the punch.
Gilda: [gasp] [gulp] Huh?
[laugher]
Pinkie Pie: Well whaddya know, pepper in the vanilla lemon drops, and the punch served in a dribble glass.
Rainbow Dash: Ha. Priceless. Priceless. [laughs]
Gilda: [gulp] [gasp] Yeah, hilarious.

Rainbow Dash: Hey G, look, presents.
[laughter]
Applejack: Spittin' snakes. Heh, somepony pulled there prank on me last month.
Gilda: Ha ha. I bet I know who that was.
Pinkie Pie: You do?

[ponies chatter]
Pinkie Pie: Cake time everypony.
Spike: Hey, can I blow out the candles?
Twilight Sparkle: Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles, Spike. She is the guest of honor after all.
Spike: Ugh.
Gilda: Exactly. [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow]
[laughter]
Gilda: [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow] [gasp] [blow]
Spike: Re-lighting birthday candles, I love that prank. What a classic.
Pinkie Pie: Now, I wonder who could've done that.
Gilda: Yeah, I wonder.
Spike: Mmm, who cares. This cake is amazing.
Twilight Sparkle: Spike.
Spike: What? It was great, try some.
Rainbow Dash: Hey G, you're not upset about some silly candles, are you?
Gilda: No way Dash, like I said, I'm down with a good prank.
Rainbow Dash: Come on then, let's have some cake.

Gilda: Hey, I'm watching you. Like a hawk.
Pinkie Pie: Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?

Applejack: Hey y'all, it's pin the tail on the pony. Let's play.
Rarity: Oh, my favorite game. Can I go first? Can I have the purple tail?
Gilda: Well I am the guest of honor, I'll have the purple tail.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, Gilda should definitely go first. Let's get you blindfolded.
Gilda: Hey what-- ugh-- what are you doing? Rrrah.
Pinkie Pie: We're spinning you around and around and then you pin the tail on the pony. Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail.
Gilda: [mocking: Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail.] Heh, yeah right, this is another prank isn't it. I'm going this way.
Pinkie Pie: Wait. The poster is this--
Gilda: Whoa whaa waah waah waaaaah [groan]
Pinkie Pie: Uh, Gilda? You pinned the tail on the wrong end.
[ponies laugh]
Gilda: [roar] This is your idea of a good time? I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life. ...and Pinkie Pie, you, you are queen lame-o with your weak little party pranks, do you really think you can make me lose my cool? Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together. Come on Dash, we're bailing on this pathetic scene. Come on Rainbow Dash. I said, we're leaving.
Rainbow Dash: You know Gilda, I was the one who set up all those weak pranks at this party.
Gilda: [gasp] What?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh.
Rainbow Dash: So I guess I'm queen lame-o.
Gilda: Come on, Dash, you're joshing me.
Rainbow Dash: They weren't all meant for you specifically, it was just dumb luck that you set them all off. {>implying Pinkie Pie doesn't control probability}
Pinkie Pie: I shoulda known, that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.
Gilda: No way. It was Pinkie Pie, she set up this party to trip me up, to make a fool of me.
Pinkie Pie: Me? I threw this party to improve your attitude. I thought a good party might turn that frown upside down.
Rainbow Dash: And you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself. You know, this is not how I thought my old friend would treat my new friends. If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go find some new cool friends someplace else.
Gilda: Yeah? Well you, you, you are such a, a flip-flop: cool one minute and lame the next. When you decide not to be lame anymore, gimme a call.
Rainbow Dash: Not cool.
Spike: Wow, talk about a party pooper.
[ponies commentate: Wow, what was that about? / Awkward.]

Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry everypony, for bringing Gilda here. I didn't know how rude she was, and Pinkie Pie, I'm really sorry she ruined that awesome party you put on for her.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, if you want to hang out with party poopers, that's your business.
Rainbow Dash: I'd rather hang out with you. No hard feelings?
Pinkie Pie: No hard feelings.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey Pinkie, sorry I accused you of misjudging Gilda. Looks likes I'm the one who misjudged you.
Pinkie Pie: It's okay Twilight, even you can't be a super smart smarty smart-pants all the time. Come on everypony, there's still a whole lotta partying to fit in.
[ponies cheer]

Twilight Sparkle: Dearest Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that it's hard to accept when somepony you like wants to spend time with somepony who's not so nice. Though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with, it is possible to control you own behavior. Just continue to be a good friend. In the end the difference between a false friend and one who's true will surely come to light.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Princess Celestia: Dear Twilight Sparkle,
My most faithful student, Oh, heh, wrong ink. [sigh] [chuckles]

[Musik]
[Abspann]

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