Bobasy Cake/Transkrypt

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Główni bohaterowie: [podniecają się]

Applejack: To wspaniale, że mamy nowego ślicznego dzidziusia.

Twilight Sparkle: Cup Cake i Carrot Cake, pewnie są dumni!

Rarity: Ciekawe, to ogierek czy klaczka?

Pinkie Pie: Chce zobaczyć naszego kucyka! Chce zobaczyć! Który, to?!

Pan Cake: To nasz synek, Pound Cake.

Pound Cake: [gaworzy]

Main cast: Ooooo.

Mr. Cake: ...to córeczka, Pumpkin Cake.

Pumpkin Cake: [gaworzy]

Main cast: Huh?

Pinkie Pie: Dwa nowe kucyki do zabawy? [wzdycha] To, to dwa razy fajniej! To najlepszy dzień świata! Musimy uczcić wasze narodziny, 'czyli dziesiejszy dzień urodzin! Woohoo!

Nurse Redheart: Ciii. Dajmy dzieciaczkom spać.

Pinkie Pie: But I was just-

Nurse Redheart: Shhh.

Pinkie Pie: But-

Nurse Redheart: Shhh!

Pinkie Pie: [quieter] Happy happy birthday, to you and you today-

Applejack: Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?

Mr. Cake: Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?

Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah, heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake there gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.

Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.

Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

Pinkie Pie: Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles! Which is easy, 'cause there are zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!

Nurse Redheart: Shhh!

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Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [happy gurgling]

[Pinkie Pie]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [blowing party kazoos] [excited giggling]

Pinkie Pie: Are you ready for your favoritest game in the whole wide world? Where's Pinkie Pie... Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie... Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie... Here I am!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [laughing]

Pinkie Pie: Here I am! Here I am! Here I am! [blows raspberry]

Mrs. Cake: Everything okay in there? Who needs a diaper change?

Pinkie Pie: Don't worry, they're fine! [sniffs] Oogh, I mean...

Mr. Cake: Oh, I got it.

[clang]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Mr. Cake: Is anypony hungry?

Pinkie Pie: Ah, no thanks. I just had a big breakfast.

Mrs. Cake: I'm on it.

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [sucking on bottles]

[ Pinkie Pie's watch ticking]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [sighs, then groans]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, oh, you're making funny faces! I have one! Bleghhh-

Mr. Cake: [chuckles] No, y'see, Pinkie, the babies need to be burped.

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [belches]

Pinkie Pie: All set now? Everything good? Okay, who wants to play again?

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [excited giggling]

Mrs. Cake: Uh uh uh, Pound Cake, no pounding things.

Mr. Cake: Uh uh uh uh, we don't chew on things, Pumpkin Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Except food.

Mrs. Cake: [gasps] Food! Great cinnamon sticks, I completely forgot.

Pinkie Pie: No, you just fed them bottles, remember?

Mrs. Cake: Not the babies' food!

Mr. Cake: Gh! The food for the enormously big catering order we have to deliver today!

Mrs. Cake: Oh, with the new twins we've been so distracted!

Mr. Cake: Gh, quick, honeybun, we need to find a babysitter to watch the foals while we take care of this.

Pinkie Pie: I could do it! I wanna do it! Oh the babies love playing with me, I'll do it!

Mrs. Cake: Wonder who would be available on such short notice...

Pinkie Pie: Me! Me! Pick me!

Fluttershy: Oh, I would love to babysit! But I can't today, sorry. I promised Angel we'd go on a picnic. You understand, don't you? Y-you're not mad at me are you? Please don't be mad at me!

Pinkie Pie: I'll do it! Pick me!

Twilight Sparkle: I have to finish this report for the Princess summarizing all my other reports to the Princess.

Pinkie Pie: I wanna babysit! Pick me!

Applejack: Babysit? Now? When there's a swarm a' hungry caterpillars headed this way? I gotta get all these apples picked before they get swarmed on!

Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, I wanna do it!

Rainbow Dash: I got tickets to the Wonderbolts airshow this afternoon. Gotta dash!

Pinkie Pie: Ask me! Mememememememememememememe!

Rarity: Moi? Babysit? N- oh nonononononononono. - I'm flattered that you would think about me though.

Mr. Cake: [groans] [unenthusiastically] Pinkie Pie, how would you like to babysit for us.

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] I dunno. I'll have to check my schedule.

[doors bang]

Pumpkin Cake: [giggles]

Mr. Cake: Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?

Pinkie Pie: I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.

Mrs. Cake: But this time you need to take care of them, not just play with them. You have to be responsible.

Pinkie Pie: Yes, I know, I will. I am.

[ding]

Mrs. Cake: Oh, here you are dearie, all your responsibilities are on this list.

Pinkie Pie: Whoa! That's a lot of responsi- Consider it done.

Mr. Cake: [to Mrs. Cake] We'll frost it when we get there! C'mon, sugarplum, tick tick!

Mrs. Cake: Take good care of our two precious little ginger snaps!

Pinkie Pie: No problemo, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Everything is under control.

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Uh oh.

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, don't cry little friends! Look, look! Where's Pinkie Pie... Where's Pinkie Pie?

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Oh no... I'm right here, see!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: [warbling noises]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, think think think... Aha!

Pinkie Pie: Hey guys, watch this!

[applause]

Pinkie Pie: Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? Well that's great. Y'know, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it because I couldn't find tractors that small!

[ba-dum tish]

Pinkie Pie: Get it? Tractors that small? [pause] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him!

[ba-dum tish]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Gee, tough crowd. [to herself] Tell me about it. Fine, I wasn't gonna pull off a show stopper, but you're a lovely audience and I think you deserve it!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

[bamf]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: There, see? Nothing to this babysitting business! Ugh!

Pinkie Pie: Snack time. That's easy enough. Okie dokie! Eat up! Like this! Numnumnum, numnumnumnum! Ahh!

Pumpkin Cake: Num-

Pinkie Pie: No, Pumpkin Cake, we eat food, not tablecloths.

Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Huh, huh? Uh hey guys, look at me!

[bamf]

Pinkie Pie: Achoo!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: ...yeah. I think I can see where this is going. [snorts]

[water running]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: Towels are not food, Pumpkin Cake!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: Drop it... Drop it... Drop it!?

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [muffled giggling] [giggling] [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Ooh, look guys, bubbles!

[bubble pops]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

Pinkie Pie: Uh, uh, uh, uh, don't cry, look, look, uh floating things! Ooh, aaah, eeh!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

[water spraying]

[crunch]

Pinkie Pie: Uh, Don't make me do it, guys! You know what happens when you mix flour and water, don't you?

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [crying]

[bamf]

[splatting sounds]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: [sniffs] [gasps] [hoof on nose] Smells like somepony needs me to changie-wangie their diaper-wiper right now-a-wow! [tiptoeing noise] Easy... easy...

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: [sighs]

Pumpkin Cake: [giggles]

Pinkie Pie: [growls]

[fight sounds; Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake giggling throughout]

Pinkie Pie: Wait- no- stay there- just- for a second- stand still I've almost-

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

[bell rings]

Pinkie Pie: Oh! Thank goodness they're home!

Twilight Sparkle: Hi! I finished up the work I had to do so I thought I'd stop by and see if you needed any help. Whoa!

Pinkie Pie: Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming! I can't begin to tell you what my day has been like, I mean, these babies just won't listen to reason, and don't even get me started on their taste in stand-up comedy.

[ba-dum tish]

Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Pinkie. I figured you would need some help. That's why I stopped by.

Pinkie Pie: Excuse me?

Twilight Sparkle: Babies take a lot of work, and some ponies are just not cut out to handle the responsibility.

Pinkie Pie: Is that so? Well, thanks for stopping by, Twilight. Sorry, I don't have time to visit, I'm very very busy with my responsibilities here.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm happy to help! It's no trouble-

[door slams]

Pinkie Pie: Well, of all the- she thinks I can't handle things on my own! Maybe because I haven't handled things on my own. Well, I can handle things on my own!

Pound Cake: [happy burbling]

[toy squeaking]

Pumpkin Cake: [giggling and Numing]

Pinkie Pie: Pound Cake. [growls] This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. It is not a trampoline, so stop your jumping right now, mister!

Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: And you, young filly. We do not put anything in our mouth that we cannot safely and properly digest, so stop slobbering on that toy this instant!

[toy squeaks]

Pinkie Pie: Now, we've all had a very exhausting afternoon, and it's time for all good little foals to take their nap. So, fall asleep!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [snoring]

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] [kisses twice] Sleep tight.

[toy squeaks]

Pinkie Pie: Now that's what I call handling things. [gasps]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, nononono. Not good not good not good! Pound? Pumpkin? Where are you? Come out come out wherever you are!

[toy squeaks]

Pumpkin Cake: [squeaks toy]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa! You be a good little girl now, Pumpkin-wumpkin, and stay in your crib for your pal Pinkie-winkie!

Pumpkin Cake: [squeaks toy repeatedly]

Pinkie Pie: Pound Cake? [clicks] Here, Pound Cake!

[wind blowing]

Pound Cake: [echoed giggles]

Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pound Cake? Uh...

Pumpkin Cake: [squeaks toy]

Pound Cake: [echoed giggles]

Pumpkin Cake: [squeaks toy; sound gets lower and more sinister]

[Psycho chords play]

Pound Cake: [giggles]

Pinkie Pie: [squeals] You can fly?!

Pound Cake: [giggles]

Pinkie Pie: Oh- get down here- this instant- young- colt! [gasps for breath] I'm responsible for you!

[plunger noises]

[magic noises]

Pumpkin Cake: [giggles] Num num num.

Pinkie Pie: No no no, Pumpkin.

Pumpkin Cake: Num num.

Pinkie Pie: No no.

Pumpkin Cake: Num.

Pinkie Pie: No. Hmph! I am the responsible one, and I said no.

Pound Cake: Wheeee!

Pinkie Pie: That goes for you too, Pound Cake!

[thud]

Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! I think? [lots of Whoa!s, ows, etc]

[banging on stairs]

[splats]

Pinkie Pie: Mm, razzleberry. I'm- not- letting- go! I'm- re-spon-si-ble!

[banging on stairs]

[elastic stretching]

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [giggling]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, not you too! There! Now who's the responsible one?

Pumpkin Cake: [jubilant giggling]

Pinkie Pie: [yelps] [crying]

[bamf]

Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Y'know, you're right. That is funny.

Pound Cake: [snoring]

Pumpkin Cake: [sleepy mumbling]

Pinkie Pie: Dear Princess Celestia, I've always had fun playing with little kids, and I thought babysitting meant just more playtime, right? Wrong! Being a caregiver is way more responsibility than just being a playmate. And today I learned that sometimes our desire for responsibility can outrun our actual ability to handle it.

[bell rings]

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie! We're back!

Mrs. Cake: How did everything go? [gasps]

Mr. Cake: Are we in the right place?

Pinkie Pie: Shhh!

Pound Cake: [snoring]

Pumpkin Cake: [sleepy mumbling]

Mrs. Cake: P...Pinkie. This is just... just...

Mr. Cake: Amazing, is what it is. We had no idea how responsible you really are. Would you be interested in becoming our go-to babysitter on a permanent basis?

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Hm- Ah- lemme check my schedule! I should be available a week from... never!

Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake: [sighs]

Pound Cake: Pinkie...

Pumpkin Cake: Pie...

Pinkie Pie: [happily gasps] I have some free time next Tuesday.

[credits]

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