The Failure Song

The Failure Song^[1] (tytuł alternatywny: "I Wasn't Prepared for This"^[2]) — piosenka, która pojawiła się w pierwszym odcinku 3. sezonu serialu My Little Pony: Przyjaźń to magia. Piosenka zaprezentowana została 13 lipca 2012, na Comic Conie w San Diego. "The Failure Song" to duet między Twilight Sparkle i Spikiem.

Tekst (wersja polska)[]

[Twilight Sparkle]

W naturze mojej walka jest

I mogę zdawać każdy test

Znam różnych sztuczek chyba sto

Lecz przerosnąć mnie może to

Lewitacja dla mnie to jest nic

W głowie mnożę całe mnóstwo liczb

Twilight Sparkle: Pierwiastek z pięciuset czterdziestu sześciu to dwadzieścia trzy i trzy sześć sześć sześć cztery dwa.

Nauczyciel: Zgadza się!

[Twilight Sparkle]

Test przyjaźni zdam jak mało kto

Lecz przerosnąć mnie może to

Zdam, czy nie? Tak boję się

Bo kto to wie?

[Spike]

Bo kto to wie?

[Twilight Sparkle]

Stres w głowie jest

Nadzieja też

Na serca dnie

[Spike]

Na serca dnie

[Twilight Sparkle]

Było dobrze i było źle

Nic nie złamało dotąd mnie

Nie jestem za to

[Spike]

I nie jest za to

[Twilight Sparkle]

Gotowa na to

[Spike]

Gotowa na to

[Twilight Sparkle]

Na wszystko

Lecz nie na to, nie!

Tekst (wersja angielska)[]

[Twilight Sparkle]

I was prepared to do my best

Thought I could handle any test

For I can do so many tricks

But I wasn't prepared for this

Levitation would have been a breeze

Facts and figures I recite with ease

Twilight Sparkle: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.

Nauczyciel: She is correct!

[Twilight Sparkle]

I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss

But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail, or will I pass?

I can't be sure...

[Spike]

She can't be sure...

[Twilight Sparkle]

My mind is sharp, my skills intact

My heart is pure...

[Spike]

Her heart is pure...

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oh, I've taken my share of licks

I've made it through the thin and thick

But no I wasn't

[Spike]

Oh no, she wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oh no, I wasn't

[Spike]

Oh no, she wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle]

No I wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle & Spike]

Prepared... for this!

Przypisy

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Piosenki

Sezon pierwszy	Laughter Song • Pinkie's Gala Fantasy Song • The Ticket Song • Junior Speedsters Chant • Hop Skip and Jump song • Evil Enchantress song • Winter Wrap Up (piosenka) • Cupcake Song • Art of the Dress • Hush Now Lullaby • Cutie Mark Crusaders Song • You Got to Share, You Got to Care • So Many Wonders • Pinkie Pie's Singing Telegram • At the Gala • I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala • Pony Pokey
Sezon drugi	Find A Pet Song • Becoming Popular (The Pony Everypony Should Know) • The Heart Carol • Happy Monthiversary • Piggy Dance • The Flim Flam Brothers (piosenka) • The Perfect Stallion • Smile Song • You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey • Welcome Song • Cranky Doodle Joy • B.B.B.F.F. • This Day Aria • Love is in Bloom
Sezon trzeci	The Failure Song • The Ballad of the Crystal Empire • The Success Song • Babs Seed • The Campfire Song • Raise This Barn • The Dragon Song • Crystal Empire Cheer • Morning in Ponyville • What My Cutie Mark Is Telling Me • I've Got to Find a Way • A True, True Friend • Celestia's Ballad • Behold, Princess Twilight Sparkle • Life in Equestria
Sezon czwarty	Hearts Strong as Horses • Bats • Generosity • Apples to the Core • Glass of Water • Pinkie the Party Planner • The Super Duper Party Pony • Pinkie's Lament • The Goof Off • Cheese Confesses • Make a Wish • Music in the Treetops • Find the Music in You • Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic • The rappin' Hist'ry of the Wonderbolts • Cloudsdale Anthem • You'll Play Your Part • Let the Rainbow Remind You
Sezon piąty	In Our Town • Make This Castle a Home • Hush Now, Little Sister • I'll Fly • Happy flowers • Rules of Rarity • Sisterhood • We'll Make Our Mark • The Vote • The Pony I Want to Be • Light of Your Cutie Mark • Equestria, the Land I Love • The Spectacle • The Magic Inside • Friends Are Always There For You
Sezon szósty	Out On My Own • Hearth's Warming Eve Is Here Once Again • Say Goodbye to the Holiday • The Seeds of the Past • Pinkie's Present • Luna's Future • Can I Do It On My Own • It's Gonna Work • Derby Racers • A Changeling Can Change • Find the Purpose in Your Life
Sezon siódmy	Best Friends Until the End of Time • Battle for Sugar Belle • You're In My Head Like a Catchy Song • Flawless • Happy Sneeze-iversary • Blank Flanks Forever
My Little Pony: Film	We Got the Beat • We Got This Together • I'm the Friend You Need • The Girl from Ipanema • Time to Be Awesome • One Small Thing • Open Up Your Eyes • Rainbow • Off To See The World • Thank You for Being a Friend • Can You Feel It • I'll Chase the Sky • No Better Feelin' • I'll Be Around • Neighsayer
Sezon ósmy	School of Friendship • Friendship Always Wins • Your Heart Is in Two Places • Friendship U • We're Friendship Bound • A Kirin Tale • Just Can't Be a Dragon Here
Najlepszy prezent świata	One More Day • The True Gift of Gifting
Tęczowa wyprawa	Rainbow Roadtrip • The End of the Rainbow • Living in Color
Sezon dziewiąty	The Place Where We Belong • Fit Right In • Better Way to Be Bad • Lotta Little Things • The Last Laugh • Being Big is All It Takes • The Magic of Friendship Grows
Piosenki z albumów	True True Friend Winter Wrap-Up • It's a Pony Kind of Christmas • Jingle Bells • Deck the Halls • We Wish You a Merry Christmas • Silent Night • Twelve Days of Christmas • Last Year I Got Coal for Christmas • Jolly Ol' St. Nick • Days Gone By (Auld Lang Syne) • Equestria

Piosenka tytułowa • Equestria Girls

[1] Wpis Daniela Ingrama w serwisie Twitter

[2] Daniel Ingram mówi jak chciałby nazwać tą piosenkę

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