Big Mac watching a pie in the oven.
"You said it, Big Mac. This is taking forever!"
"I know it's wrong to cut corners when it comes to gifts from the heart..."
"...but this is an emergency, right?"
"Discord? A little help?"
Spike sighs and Big Mac gets an idea.
Spike still upset, Big Mac whispering idea.
"Are you prepared to enter the world of Ogres & Oubliettes?"
"Huzzah, fellow adventurers!"
"Shall we storm the ramparts of Squizard's castle..."
"...to reclaim Calico's Ring of Imperceptibility?"
"You did summon me for..."
"...a rousing Guys' Night of Ogres & Oubliettes, did you not?"
"But do you think you could magically hurry up this pie real quick first?"
"You seem to be mixing up..."
"...the Lord of Chaos..."
"...with a second-rate clown magician for hire."
"This needs to go in the mail today..."
"...or it'll never get to Sugar Belle in time for Hearts and Hooves Day!"
"Can't you see that that holiday...
"...is a commercialized ruse pushed on you..."
"...by the greeting card industry?"
Cute sad puppy dog eyes. (At first I thought he was crying, but turns out he wasn't.)
"Keep your eye on the pie."
Discord smelling the pie.
"Well, pies really are Sugar Belle's thing."
"But I think that makes this all the more special."
"It shows you're interested in what she cares about."
"And he's planning a big romantic Hearts and Hooves dinner."
"It was my idea to bake the invitation inside."
"Hearts and Hooves Day, Sugar Belle. Meet me in my barn at sunset for a surprise."
"Well, you two certainly have bought into..."
"...this romance nonsense hook, line, and sinker."
"For a formerly friendless immortal despot, you're pretty cynical."
"And love, like all things warm and fuzzy, isn't real."
"Aw, come on. You act tough..."
"...but deep down, you're a softie."
"You don't have tea with Fluttershy every weekend because you like tea."
"But I do like tea! Every tea! All the teas!" (Sure you do, Discord.)
"Chamomile, Earl Grey, green..."
"...white, yellow, mate, lemon, ginger, chai, spearmint, peppermint, hibiscus..."
"...cinnamon, pumpkin spice."
Big Mac walks out the door.
"Tell you what. While Big Mac mails his incredibly romantic gesture..."
"...I'll show you the splendors of Hearts and Hooves Day in Ponyville."
"I bet I can prove you believe in love."
"Call it a gentleman's wager."
"Loser mows my lawn for eternity."
Spike and Discord shakes hands.
"Is it, like, a riding mower or...?"
He gives the package to Derpy.
Pony picks up Big Mac's package.
Tosses it to another pony.
Orange pony holding boxes.
Tossing the package to another pony.
Purple pony kicks Big Mac's box into the cart.
Letters and Bic Mac's package
"This special Hearts and Hooves Day meetin' of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is now in session! First order of business..."
"...helpin' my big brother decorate the barn..."
"...for his big date with Sugar Belle tonight and..."
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
"It seems like everypony's got somepony special but us."
"When's it gonna be our turn?"
Apple Bloom opens the door.
Apple Bloom looks around.
Apple Bloom notices the package.
"Can't tell. It's all smudged, but it looks like it's addressed to... 'Belle'?"
Sweetie Belle opens the package.
"Somepony certainly went through a lot of trouble for me!"
"On Hearts and Hooves Day!"
"...smudged address, no idea who it's from..."
"You've got a secret admirer!"
Cutie Mark Crusaders happy.
Here, let me help you, Sugar Belle.
The happy couple is back together.
Let's get this wagon all fixed up.
I guess there's a lesson about communication and talking out feelings rather than assuming and eavesdropping. Will you agree Big Mac?