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"Starswirled Music Festival..."
"To Pinkie and me, this festival is about one thing only."
"PostCrush, PostCrush, PostCrush!"
(Insert Jojo reference here)
Least it ain't I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher.
"I'll be more careful from now on."
"So, I says to Big Mac, 'Get your own chicken coop!'"
"What do you call a PostCrush fan..."
"All I have to do is guess how many candies are in the jar. And my sugar senses say..."
"...three hundred and five!"
It is time for the "James Woods Candy Trap."
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
Ooh, a piece of candy!
"Who wants to be part of an art show?"
"...and it looks exactly like Rarity..."
"...with a pirate mustache!"
My Pinkie Sense smells something....
"No! I will not give in!"
"This is the worst possible time for churros, Pinkie!"
Well, girls. Now you're both in trouble.
"There they are! Two peas in the pod!"
"How was it? Rad-tacular? Amaze-magic?"
"Someone wanted to win a bike..."
"...then got us lost in a maze..."
"...sidelined by churros..."
"...and finally, kicked out!"
(...She's talking about me, isn't she?)
"I wish we could do the day all over again. I'd do it different."
"I'd do it alone." HARSH.
I just wanted to see PostCrush...
"Sorry. I'll be more careful from now on." Didn't you already say that?
"Starswirled... day one?"
What is happening? Am i in Groundhog Day or something?
Just like security checkpoints at the airport.
"Anyone else having serious deja vu?"
"Get it? 'Cause it's just you?"
No, Twi. Terrible joke. You stay there and think about what you've done.
"What are we waiting for?"
Oh, Pinkie. What are we going to do with you?
"Who wants to be part of an art show?"
"Pinkie Pie just splattered paint..."
"...and it looks exactly like Rarity with a pirate mustache."
"Well, that would prove it for sure!"
"It's possible that yesterday..."
"...a snag in the fabric of spacetime..."
"...could cause a temporal point — i.e., today..."
"...to fold in on itself and thereby repeat."
"Classic Sunset." How is a time loop 'classic Sunset'?
"This might sound crazy, but..."
"I think Equestrian magic is giving me..."
"...another chance to see PostCrush."
"Why didn't you see PostCrush?"
"No, her bad. You saw whose bad it was, right, sir?"
"Maybe you'll get another another chance?"
"Universe, I promise to make the most of this do-over do-over!"
♫ Be the true, true, true original ♫
♫ What you are meant to be ♫
♫ Working hard, that's our thing ♫
♫ All this way, we're perfect, perfectly true ♫
♫ We're perfect, perfectly true ♫
"There she is. The lone wolf!"
"Pinkie Pie's been actin' mighty strange this evening."
"Any idea what might've happened to her?"
Uhhh... (Quick! Think of a lie!)
"We... lost track of each other."
Well, that's... disturbing.
"I was being judgmental, darling."
"What is the point of throwing shade..."
"...if no one's there to catch it?"
Yeah. Tomorrow. If you're LUCKY.
Ahhh. What a beautiful NEW day.
"It... can't be. It's still—"
"I'll be more careful from now on." No, Dash. No, you won't.
"Okay, Equestrian magic."
"...and push Sandalwood out of the way in three, two..."
Whoa! How'd you do that, Sunset?!
"Could've warned me, you know?"
"Tried that. You called me a witch."
"Sorry. Thought you didn't come up 'til later."
"I'll make a note of that for next time."
"Day seventeen – saw paint guy by food truck..."
"...right before he breaks up with his girlfriend." Wait... What?
"It's not you, it's her."
"Yeah, well... you better run!"
"I... actually haven't tried that yet."
Anyone else feel the floor moving?
"I gotta break out of here somehow!"
"Maybe if I leave the campgrounds, it'll finally end!"
"What. Are. You. Talking about?!"
"This is all your fault!"
"Are you saying the calendar industry..."
"...cooked up a conspiracy..."
"...to make every day today..."
"...just to save paper?!" Even for you, that's a crazy idea, Pinkie.
"No, I'm not saying that at all."
"It's possible a snag..."
"...in the fabric of spacetime..."
"...could cause a temporal point..."
"– i.e., this day –"
"– i.e., this day –"
"...to fold in on itself and thereby repeat."
"You really have done this a lot."
"You really have done this a lot."
"Okay, you've made your point! Stop!"
"Okay, you've made your point! Stop!"
"What did Princess Twilight say when you told her about this?"
"The journal! Of course! How did I not try that weeks ago?"
"I'll be more careful from now on."
"No, Rainbow Dash. You won't!"
"Every day you say that..."
"Why won't you change?!" Um... because that's how time loops work, Sunset.
"Sunset, I've been doing some research..."
"...and it looks like you've found..."
"...another long lost Equestrian artifact."
"If we find whoever used the Time Twirler to start the loop..."
"...we'll be able to end it for good."
"Tell the others we've got a new mission."
"Have you noticed anyone who doesn't belong?"
"How could I? Every day is the same!"
"It goes round and round."
♫ Round and round and round and round ♫
"Hey, what are you listening to?"
Hmmm... That green fog looks awfully familiar...
"They must be a last-minute addition!"
"But they lost their voices!"
"They gotta be using magic!"
"That or vocal processing."
"Wait, what am I talking about? Of course they would."
♫ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find ♫
♫ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find ♫
♫ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, let's find the magic ♫
"The Dazzlings are back?!"
Did you miss us, bronies?
"That song's called Find the Magic."
"The chord progression is kind of samey-samey."
"And the Dazzlings are behind the time loop!"
"Still no excuse for lazy songwriting."
Access denied. Dazzlings only.
"You're a V.-important-P. to me."
Please let us in! We'll give you this free poster!
Wow...he's a stubborn one.
"The weak shall crumble before me!"
"No distractions, no detours, no..."
"...walking off while I'm talking to you."
We would like to go backstage please.
Must be the type of guard that does nothing but stand there emotionless.
"Last summer, weren't you working at the, um...?"
"You were the guy who..."
"I tried taking a kitten home with me, all right?"
"But that's against the rules!"
"I guess I don't got this."
"You don't. But together, we do."
"...today's failure is..."
Whack times-we-have-no-idea-how-many-times-this-will-happen!
"What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes?"
No time for jokes, Pinkie. We have a critical mission!
"Say hello to Hattie the kitty cat."
"If you spend all your time keeping people out..."
"...how are you ever gonna let anybody in..."
"We came up with it together."
Quick! Hide! Sonata's about to come out of the van
"Ooooh, that was our best show yet!"
"The loop is really working."
"Of course it's working."
"I bet they're hiding the Time Twirler somewhere in their tour bus."
"Looks more like a tour van to me."
Get down before they see you!
"Did one of you remember to take the bread out of the toaster?"
"It's not my job to not start fires."
"How was I supposed to know..."
"...you can't put tacos in the toaster?"
"Ugh. You two are so annoying."
Oh, no....the churros are back!
"Now's probably not the best time to go get one."
"On the other hand, if I get two, then Sunset could have one with me."
"No! I will not give in!"
Ohhhh, but they look so good!
I'm sure Sunset won't mind! Come to mama, my sweet churros!
"Who leaves toast in a toaster?"
Sonata opens the door and Sunset Shimmer is caught!
"Don't even think about eating our toast, Sunset Shimmer!"
Adagio and Aria glare at Sunset.
"I was wrong. This is the worst possible time for churros."
"What are you doing on our bus?"
"Sorry, not sorry, Adagio."
"But it's time to take this track off repeat."
"I heard you admit the time loop was your idea."
"Time loop? What?" Adagio's not sure what Sunset is talking about.
"We looped a vocal track."
The Dazzlings laughing at Sunset.
Sunset grabs Adagio's wrist to read her mind.
"...You're telling the truth."
"But your song. 'Every day is the same'."
"That's about being stuck..."
"...in this miserable human world with no magic..."
"...or hope of returning to Equestria."
"And by the way, if there's Equestrian magic afoot around here..."
"I thought if anyone would want to be able to redo the day..."
"...and fix their mistakes, it's you three."
"We made the mistake of using our powers..."
"...to manipulate Canterlot High School..." A callback to 'Rainbow Rocks'.
"...and we've paid the price for it..."
"Unless you count the magic of vocal processing."
"Which I don't!" Adagio yelling and scaring Sonata.
Adagio calming herself down.
"...we already get a do-over with every new day."
"It's called living life."
Sonata: "You should try it sometime."
The Dazzlings laughing at Sunset... again.
Aria: "Poor Sunset Shimmer. Are you mad?"
"I don't get a new day, okay?"
"I get this day forever!"
"I can't tell you how sick I am..."
"...of Pinkie Pie ruining everything..."
"...by running off to get churros!"
Even the Dazzlings are surprised by Sunset's outburst.
"I, uh... just wanted to say the Dazzlings are back..."
"...but I see you see they see you seeing them..."
"...and you've seen me too, so, um... see ya."
"No, Pinkie! I didn't mean it!"
"If the day's always the same, maybe you're the one who needs to change." Adagio giving Sunset a word of wisdom.
The Dazzlings drive off in their tour van with Aria driving it.
"Did you convince the Dazzlings to break the time loop?"
"Well... I'm gonna find a nice line to wait in..."
"...so I don't ruin it for you again."
"You deserve to have a good day, Sunset."
And so you SHALL, Pinkie Pie!
Okay, Equestrian magic! Let's make this Pinkie Pie's best day ever!
"What do you call a PostCrush fan with three eyes?"
"You call her Pinkie Pie..."
"...because you spell your name with three I's!"
"Pick whichever you want."
"They're all slow, but security is an art. It can't be rushed."
"...three hundred and five!"
"Five hundred seventy-two and a half..."
"...counting the green jellybean you ate part of in the parking lot."
Look! Rarity with a mustache!
You call THAT a mustache? THIS is a mustache!
"This is the best day ever!"
"And now, for the grand finale!"
Churros for ze adorable couple?
"When I did things alone my way, I realized having a perfect day wasn't perfect without..."
"This is like eating a crowbar."
A person named Mr. G. Freeman called. He wants his churro back.
"Your lousy golf cart broke down on me for the last time!"
"Find someone else to deliver churros backstage to PostCrush..."
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
"See what happens when you embrace the chaos of our friendship?"
"This couldn't happen with all the mission-planning in the world."
"I'm glad it's with the other half of my dynamic duo."
"We are huge, huge, ginormous fans!"
"Heeeey. The usual delivery guy..."
"...looks like two girls today."
"I mean, today's the first time we have done this!"
"Yesterday was, um... a different day."
"Today can be a funny thing."
"Thanks for being fans, but we gotta... you know... get on stage."
"...at least give me the honor of shaking your hand."
Gotcha! Geode powers, activate!
"Tomorrow has to be perfect! We've only got one shot at this!"
"As if I'm not super-duper aware, K-Lo!"
Behold, the Groundhog Day device!
"We can just do it all over again!"
"You found the Time Twirler!"
"You're the ones causing the time loop!"
"Pause. How did you see my brain?"
"We're gonna loop our show..."
"A fangirl like you wouldn't get it."
"Unless you're such a fangirl, you do get it."
"You know fans can never get it."
"I wanted things to go perfectly, too."
"But now I know they never do."
"And now that we know you're in on our little secret..."
"...you'll never set foot inside this festival again."
"Go ahead. Take our pictures and hang them up."
"Tomorrow morning, they'll all disappear."
"Ever heard of drawings?"
"You don't, and neither do we."
"Now that I've seen your faces..."
"...I'm an art school dropout..."
"...and you better believe I can draw your faces so good..."
"...guards will ban you at the gate from now until..."
"We got a code chartreuse – crazy fan alert!"
"How are you gonna let anyone in if you keep kicking people out?!"
"Tonight is my last chance to stop this..."
"...before I get banned for life!"
"At least we'll be together."
"You know what? That actually makes being trapped at an eternal music festival..."
"You respected my security line earlier today."
"So many of these kids just don't get it."
"So I thought, 'Hey, self...'"
"...'these gals aren't crazy fans. They're just fans.'"
"'...And they didn't do anything... illegal.'"
"Weren't about to, either!"
"You are the best security guard ever!"
"They trapped my best friend..."
"...at a super fun music festival..."
"...without me for weeks!"
"They are so going down!"
"I'm getting tired of living the same day over and over."
"Can this please be our last performance?"
"We've been over this, Su-Z."
"We don't stop until we get it perfect."
MP! (Magic Police) OPEN UP!
"Sorry to interrupt, buuuut..."
"...you have something that doesn't belong to you."
"Who let you two back in?!"
"Give us the Time Twirler now!"
"If you were real fans, you'd want this show to be perfect!"
No more time loops, artifact!
It's over. Our career is ruined!
"Our legacy is destroyed!"
"Everything was riding on this show! And you ruined it!"
"Are you sure about that?"
Wait, they're not booing us?
"Your fans don't want perfection."
"They just want to see you rocking out and having fun."
"Sometimes, the flaws and silly mistakes are what makes the experience perfect."
"That's the best part about seeing live music. And it's the best part of being friends."
"We did use to have a lot of fun."
"Guess we got so wrapped up in the pressure to be perfect..."
"Let's do it then. For real."
"It'll be you and me. Just like old times."
"Whatever happens happens."
♫ We're all about perfection ♫
♫ Projecting that pure reflection ♫
♫ Exceeding your expectations
(Yeah) ♫
♫ Be the true, true, true original ♫
♫ What you are meant to be ♫
♫ Working hard, that's our thing ♫
♫ We're perfect, perfectly true ♫
Presenting PostCrush's official backup stars!
♫ But it's not about perfection ♫
♫ Set off in your own direction ♫
♫ Shake off the expectations ♫
♫ Who you are meant to be ♫
♫ All your way, you're perfect ♫
♫ You're perfect, you're perfectly ♫
"I think we just played Starswirled!"
"Get over here and take a photo with us!"
"Now this is a perfect moment!"
Phil Connors will be proud of you, girls.
"What do you wanna do today, Sunset?"
"Whatever the day brings us."
"Yesterday was the longest..."
"...three weeks of my life!"