"You want me to star in your play?!"
"When did that happen exactly?"
"Princess Celestia has always..."
"...wanted to be in a play..."
"...and this one's about her!"
"She's the ruler of Equestria!"
Twilight's adorkable smile!
Celestia, you're talking like a ghost.
"But maybe you should try it a tiny bit louder for the ponies in the back row." (and the front row)
Sorry Celestia, but nopony can out-voice your sister!
And I thought Luna's voice was scary.
Celestia, what is this supposed to be, you're not a robot!
Guess somebody hit the "fast forward" on Nicole Oliver's recording.
Twilight, you should tell Celestia the truth about her terrible acting abilities.
Applejack's right, the truth is better than a well meant lie, Twilight
We've got a bad feeling about this.
"A puppy! A duck-billed platypus!"
"My love for Equestria..."
"...and all the ponies in it!"
Ok, that is a freaky smile.
You took the words right out of my mouth, Spike!
Are you ready to tell Celestia the truth, Twilight?
Pinkie, you're fired! Speaking of which...
Duck and cover, everypony!
Losing temper in 3...2...1...
"I can't take it anymore!"
"It was supposed to be a simple play!"
"And then everything goes wrong..."
"...from the stage to the props..."
"...right down to the worst!"
"Lead! Actress! In Equestria!"
We would turn around if we were you, Twilight.
An TV cliche: If you are going to say something that you would not say to someone, make sure that someone is not behind you.
Oh, you really did it this time, Twilight!!!
This is why Applejack kept telling you to tell the truth, Twilight
If anything upsets Celestia more than Twilight insulting her acting abilities...
...is finding out that her most faithful protege has been lying to her the whole time.
That didn't answer my question.
"I'm not upset because..."
"...you insulted my acting."
"...in all the time we've known each other..."
"...I thought I taught you about..."
"...the importance of friendship, trust, and honesty!" (Whoa, never have we seen Celestia this upset since the Royal Wedding.)
You're not helping, Rainbow Dash.
The truth is always better than a well meant lie (that's what Applejack kept on saying)
You know she's right Twilight.
Applejack taught you the importance of honesty when it comes to friendship.
Applejack told me multiple times...
...but I didn't listen to her.