Oh, right. Wings. That's a thing now.
Twilight, you should know better than to put Spike in charge.
Twilight, please. I need this. I'm so booooored.
Now to deal with you three...
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but..."
"...you can't be my students."
"Isn't this place for everycreature?"
"Yes, but we teach friendship lessons here."
"You already know all about helping ponies in need and being there for each other."
"Can't you just give us a chance?"
"You need Cheerilee's classes, not mine." (Twilight, don't you think you're being unfair here?)
Spike, did you just turn my class into a cult?
"Thank you for asking..."
"I'm having real trouble with..."
"the School of Friendship."
"I'm in her class, but..."
"I just moved here to go to school, but..."
"everything's so new and different..."
"I'm Cozy Glow. It's very nice to meet you!"
"But... I don't know if I'll stay long."
"I'll probably flunk out."
"I'm having so much trouble with my friendship lessons."
"But, why would you help me?"
"Well, golly! If you really mean it..."
"I could use some help with my homework."
"I have to do something nice for each of these ponies."
"But... I don't know anything about them."
"And it's so hard to talk to ponies you've never met."
"I got an A on my homework!"
"And I never could have done it without YOUR help."
"Headmare Twilight is giving us a BIG test..."
"at the end of the week."
"And I could really use your help studying."
"I'd like to see you three..."
"Then how do you explain..."
"...these friendship test answers?"
"What are the six Elements of Harmony?"
"Five turtlenecks and a cheese grater?"
"Who is the Princess of Friendship?"
"Your mom?" (A FAMILY SHOW)
Apple Bloom: "I... I don't understand."
"Me neither. I never thought you three would pull such a mean prank."
"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to stay away from my school. And my students." (That's hitting below the belt!)
Hope you're happy, Twilight. Because now you've gone too far here.
Twilight, you're supposed to be the Princess of Friendship, but you surely aren't acting like it!