"And that's your Weather..."
"Now for this week's most essential forecast..."
(Oh brother.)
"...trends, featuring me, Rarity..."
"...your on-trend friend!"
"As always, I look to Prim Hemline's style guide for inspiration."
"Which I have memorized, so, uh..."
(Sure, Rarity.)
"...the latest trend simply has to be, uh..."
"You once made a skirt out of slap bracelets. You can find inspiration anywhere!"
...but which one of them do I choose?
I'm gonna need help from my viewers.
"Twilight, the Great and Powerful and Smart Trixie..."
"...has a question for you and you alone."
"How do I get to that cool place..."
"...with those little bound stacks of paper?"
"Books? Do you mean the library?"
(Don't you just love Twilight's faces?)
"Twilight, which word is cooler?"
"'Boronic' or 'onomatopoeia'?"
"Well, they're both kind of bombastic."
"'Bomb-tastic'? Oh, oh, I love that!"
"It's like 'da bomb' plus 'fantastic'!"
"No. Bombastic means overly florid in an attempt to sound impressive."
"Ooh! You just got incinerated!"
"What's gotten into everyone?"
"There's a month-long wait list to check out the sequel to the book I just finished."
"Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Arthropods?"
"Not everything, obviously."
(She's got a point. Books with the word "everything" in it almost never actually have everything in it.)
"Why is everyone suddenly into the stuff I'm into and taking my books?"
(Your books, Twilight?)
"I may have taken the teeniest, tiniest, little bit of inspiration from..."
"...well, you. I'm sorry, Twilight."
"Oh, that's okay, Rarity.
"Trends come and go, but friendship is always in fashion."
Words of wisdom. And Twilight's full of that!
"And not to worry. Dramatic capes are about to pop!"
"The latest trend has to be... rainbows!"
"Sherbets, sprinkles, or rainbow hair –"
"Oh, so glad I found you, Rainbow Dash."
(Um, Rarity, that's not-)
"I am tailoring a particularly tricky pinafore, and I was wondering if..."
We tried to warn you, Rarity.
"I'm late for... b-being over there."
"I just had the most embarrassing mix-up."
"I thought I was talking to you—"
Come on, you've looked at Rainbow Dash tons of times, this isn't that creepy!
Okay, that's a little creepy.
Never mind. Forget we said anything.
Rarity narrates: Submitted for your approval.
A portrait of a school taken over by a trend.
Namely, a hairstyle. Rainbow in nature...
...the calling card of one ROY G. BIV.
So if you choose to enroll in this class-wide craze...
...hurry up and catch the bus headed for...
"I don't know what it is..."
"...but everyone looks awesome today!"
I've got it! Let's choose Pinkie Pie!
Aaaand she's overloading.
"Confetti?! I love confetti!"
"And parties and cupcakes..."
"Can the next trend be a little less... messy, Rarity?"
"Well, this place needed a little color, don't you think?"
Too much color, if you ask me.
"If Principal Celestia sees this, we'll be in trouble."
"Party's over, Pinkie Pie."
"A party? And I missed it?! Aw, shoot!"
It's a figure of speech, Pinkie.
"I was busy spreading the joy of confetti..."
(Seriously, how did she get into everyone's lockers?)
"...to the whole entire school!"
"Great job cleaning up, girls."
"Pinkie Pie, lay off the confetti, okay?"
"This afternoon's trend forecast... Detention."