Look out for Daisy, Donald, Daffy, and Howard, Applejack!
Less reading, more shoveling, egghead.
Go away, Dash, I'm working.
A giant mountain of snow and a snowman made of mashed potatoes? Seems legit.
"Don't bother with the snow day!"
"Hope those girls enjoy detention after their test!"
You seven are in BIG trouble.
Well Dash, here's another nice mess you've gotten us into.
I'm hit! Man down, man down!
It's so cold! Who left the front door open?
Hey, I'm not even in this game!
"Ambuuuuush!" Not cool, Applejack.
War... War never changes...
"I'm c-cold... S-S-So cold..."
These two REALLY get into character.
What would apple juice even do to snowballs? Make them extra sticky?
In a different movie, this would be quite gruesome.
Foxhole, Photo Finish, not doghole!
WINONAAAAA!
(Don't worry, she's fine.)
"Real life ain't the same as them silly ol' video games you play, ain't that right, Sunset?!"
"Nobody calls Tickle Fruit 2 'silly'!"
Oh, never mind. It's just Twilight's magic.
Odd that Applejack would invite Twilight and not Rainbow Dash to a CIDER party.
"Would you say the Apple Family Annual Holiday Harvest and Cider-Making Fest..."
"...is more of a mulling fest..."
Talk about an elaborate prank.
Is this... toilet paper?!
Oh, no! Did I just swallow my new worm pal?!
Best day of this worm's life.
Wigglesworth brought friends.
"And to think, bow ties used to be..."
"...a symbol of integrity that only cool people wore!"
"Oh, honey, you're thinkin' of bolo ties."
"If you let me come up with a plan..."
"...we can out-bamboozle those bamboozlers!"
Swindling school is now in session.
I'll be your teacher - Professor Sparkle.
You have our undivided attention, Professor Sparkle.
Uh-oh. Teacher misplaced her pointer.
Keep up the good work, Apple Bloom.
This'll make you stay in there!
Need some help there, sis?
Twilight loves it when a plan comes together.
"Nobody's talkin. They're just standin' around."
"Guess a cider party ain't much fun without cider."
"You sure this is the best way to fool the Flim Flam brothers?"
"It is in fact the only way."
"I triple-checked my game theory matrix."
"Those no-good grifters are gonna offer a fake diamond..."
"...for the party's eponymous cider."
"We'll play along, and by the time they figure out we sold them pepper and salt water..."
"...we'll be celebrating our victory with the real cider..."
"...which is hidden in here."
"How would you feel about selling us your cider?"
"For the generous sum of..."
"...this genuine real-life diamond?"
For a fake diamond, it sure is shiny.
"Y'all come back next year, ya hear?"
"They must've known about the switcheroo..."
"...and double-reverse switcheroo'd us right back!"
Twilight knew this would happen.
"Nobody outsmarts the Flim Flam brothers."
"Enjoy your pepper water!"
Twilight knew this would ALSO happen.
"No wonder Scootaloo was so quiet."
"You didn't switch the cider, did ya?"
Twilight, you're a genius!
Triple-reverse switcheroo!
"I... I don't know what to say."
"It's winter break, I have hot cocoa..."
"...and we're about to bring..."
"...a giant wagon of toys to little kids!"
"This is the best day ever!"
"I didn't have the space after Granny Smith converted our barn into a hot yoga studio."
Okaaaaay... Didn't need THAT mental image.
"What is it, a gym membership?"
You can tell Twilight was REALLY proud of that joke.
"I gave the key to Rainbow Dash."
"I gave it to Fluttershy."
"I entrusted it in Chad."
Hoot.
(Translation: "I gave it to Rarity.")
"I put it in a charming little bag..."
"...and I gave it to you."
Should've given the key to Applejack. Then it never would've been lost.
"That's worse than clothes!"
Sunset and Pinkie: infiltration specialists.
Twilight: hacker extraordinaire.
Fluttershy: bird whisperer.
"You do know that you're describing breaking and entering, right?"
"And Fluttershy is friends with animals, sure."
"She's not going to use them to attack our janitor."
"And finally, climbing through a vent is dangerous..."
"...and if a young person saw us doing it, they might try to imitate it and get hurt."
Pinkie Pie: diversion expert.
Mmmm... What's that smell?
"After all this heisting, we're gonna be hungry!" Way to think ahead, Pinkie.
"How are we supposed to bake two dozen cupcakes before the Toys for Kids Festival?"
"I don't think a licorice lasso is a real thing."
"And once again, this is trespassing."
"Someone has to have a plan that's not a crime."
"Why don't you plan the heist?"
"All you had to do was knock."
Unluckiest kid in the city.
Try not to drop this one too, kid.
"Well, that's the last gift."
"Who wants to go cash in some gift cards?"
"Twilight, where's that bag I gave you?"
"But I got an idea." Here we go again!
"Happy holidays!"
"Awww, thank you!"
Now available: Tirek's Revenge 2!
"Sorry I'm late, everybody."
"Hard to park at the mall at this time of year."
"That's why we carpooled."
"Really gotta start checking my texts."
"Why didn't you just run to the mall?"
"I learned the hard way that high velocity and icy sidewalks..."
"The secret present switcheroo!"
"Didn't get that text either, huh?"
Yeah... she totally forgot.
How cute. Derpy and Bulk shopping together.
"I can't believe I forgot to get Fluttershy a present!"
"How am I supposed to find a present..."
"...in the next five minutes?!"
"I won't let you down, Fluttershy!"
Please no line, please no line...
"Some of us have last-minute shopping to do!"
"Yes! I would do anything—!"
Scratch that! Reverse it!
"It's been less than three seconds!"
"Doesn't count, what I said!"
"It's all good, Miss Awesome."
Welcome to Trend of the Line.
Who would need wi-fi in their shoelaces?
"I don't know if 'buddies' is exactly the word I'd use."
"But only because you love Fluttershy."
Urge to kill... rising...
"A high tech basketball hoop. Oooh!"
"It yells at you to 'get good!' when you miss a three-pointer!"
"I don't think Fluttershy would."
"I need a gift for Fluttershy."
"When you wear them, it takes everything you see..."
"...and turns it into an urban landscape."
"Even forests with cute animals?"
"Absolutely nonexistent!"
"It's for high-fiving when you're really far away..."
"...or when you're really short."
"That's not for anybody!"
Well, that answers that question.
"These are your suggestions?"
"Do you even know Fluttershy?"
"I know, I know. I-I was joking."
It's official - I got nothing.
"Around this time last year..."
"...Fluttershy's favorite instant camera broke."
"She really wanted another one."
"Get someone something they'd never get themselves."
What do you know? Zephyr finally comes through.
Does this mall have a tornado problem or something?!
A poor wrapping job, even for Rainbow.
Rarity/Applejack: "You CANNOT be serious."
I can't take the suspense!
"Zephyr got one for me last year after my first one broke."
Zephyr, if I see you again, I'm gonna kill you.
"...I can finally do two-angle..."
"...instant photo bear cub candids!"
"Thank you, Rainbow Dash!"
Ooooh! A miniature party cannon! For the super party planner on the go!
My own personalized jersey?!
We thought you said it wasn't about the parakeet.
Oh! A video game! ...That I already have.
The newest Shadow Spade mystery thriller?!
Applejack, look what Twilight got for me!
"You got me the same thing that I got you?!"
"Friendship means never having to say..."
Awww. What a cute couple those two make.
"Who's ready for a new holiday tradition?"
"Technically, it's not a tradition if it's new."
"Tradition implies something that's been done before and everyone expects it and—"
"How do y'all feel about..."
"...startin' a holiday tradition?"
"This is when we were pioneers."
"This year, we were the forest."
"And last year, we all pretended to be ghosts."
"There's no one in this picture."
"Because you can't see ghosts, Twilight."
Sheesh, Twi. I thought you were smart.
"Oh, man, AJ, I would love to..."
"...but I have a... a thing."
"You know, Hoops from Crystal Prep."
"We're gonna get... sandwiches."
"He can take the picture."
Shoot. She called my bluff.
"Remember when you made us be..."
"...the quadratic equation for Halloween?"
"I didn't mind that costume."
"'Cause you got to be a plus or minus."
"I could barely function."
"Wait! Was that a math pun?!"
"Ah, don't be such a square."
Twilight's really proud of her jokes in this special.
Don't patronize me, Pinkie.
"I offered to do something I have to do."
"As a good, generous friend..."
"...I have to save Applejack's photo shoot."
"I also have the best taste of anyone involved."
"...goat horn-shaped basket thing—"
"—cornu-huh-duh-buh is..."
"...but I can guarantee..."
"...that I will make us..."
"...the most fabulous version..."
"...of that... that... thing that I can."
"Take me to the drama department's costume room!"
This music is a real bop!
"I'm going to make this..."
"......so fashionable that..."
"...people will learn what a..."
"My dentist, doctor, dermatologist, podiatrist, and guitar teacher are all booked."
"We're gonna look silly."
"Yes, Sunset. Yes, we are."
"But we're going to be the most fashionable kind of silly there is."
"I'm feeling a little 'husky'..."
"...so I don't want to 'ear' it."
"Sorry if that joke was 'corny'..."
"....but it's all I have right now!"
Sure would be bad if classes were to end right about now.
Actually, I'm kinda okay with this.
Sure, just keep laughing and taking pictures. I totally don't need help right now.
"Now that we are a laughingstock—"
"Did someone say 'stalk'?"
...hilarious thing I've ever heard!
"Granny Smith is the one that made us dress up."
"I was just sayin' we should take a picture with a cornucopia set behind us."
"Should've known when you said 'wardrobe'."
Are you serious, Applejack?! You literally suggested that we "get gussied up"! Costumes was YOUR idea!
"But it would be a shame to waste..."
"...the ensemble I made for you."
"Wishin' y'all a happy holiday, from our cornucopia to yours."
Happy Holidays from the Equestria Girls.