"Twilight, they're just giving ya the old bump-and-tingle to lure you in."
"These games are rigged."
"Do you know what's not rigged?"
"Assuming no air resistance..."
"...and a vertical displacement of zero..."
"horizontal displacement equals initial projectile velocity squared..."
"...times the sine of twice the launch angle divided by the acceleration due to gravity."
"I can't watch!"
"Hold me!"