Scootaloo happily waving to Rainbow Dash.
"Hiya, Scootaloo! What's up?"
"The Rainbow Dash Fan Club just decided..."
"...everypony's coming to see you when the Wonderbolts' new tour comes through Ponyville!"
"Well, it's great that you guys are going to the show, Scoot..."
"...but I won't actually be performing in it."
"Reservists aren't in the show unless one of the real Wonderbolts can't fly." (like in Rarity Investigates!
"I'll probably be working crowd control or something."
"You're still gonna be wearing a Wonderbolts uniform though, right?"
"That's good enough for me."
Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees.
"Rainbow Dash! Glad we found you."
"We need you in the show when we get to Ponyville."
[Rainbow_Dash.EXE has stopped responding.]
"But she's only in the Reserves!"
Gasp! Are you sure this isn't a coming of age series?
"You're finally a full-fledged Wonderbolt!"
RainbowDash.EXE has crashed.
Somepony reboot the Dash.
"Okay, you're about to take your first flight as an actual Wonderbolt."
"Just gotta go out there and..."
"...knock 'em off their hooves."
"Okay, Wonderbolts, get ready to meet your most awesome member ever!"
"Are you okay, Rainbow Dash?"
"More like Rainbow Crash."
How would YOU feel if somepony said those things to YOU?
Just ignore them, Dashie.
"Classic rookie move, Rainbow Crash. That was amazing."
Man, Ashleigh Ball must've been having fun with this one!
I'll just put these in the suggestions pile...
"We all know how wings work, newbie!"
"And we already have checklists!"
"Now get off the runway!"
Hi... I'm Flutter Dash...
Seriously, Hasbro! What ever happened to words?
Yup. She's definitely a Rainbow Crash.
"You gonna tell us what just happened, newbie?"
"I should hope so. You changed the routine without consulting me..."
"...and put other ponies at risk. I've drummed flyers out of the 'Bolts for less."
"I know, and I'm ready for whatever punishment you want."
"You guys were right to call me 'Rainbow Crash'."
"I've always been a standout flyer..."
"...but since I joined the Wonderbolts..."
"I've only stood out for making mistakes. *sigh* It's been my dream my whole life, but..."
"...I guess maybe I'm not Wonderbolt material after all."
"You're the most talented flyer we've ever had!"
"And you've saved all of Equestria like, a dozen times."
"Of course you're supposed to be a Wonderbolt."
"We've been waiting for a spot to open up ever since you joined the Reserves!"
"But... you guys all called me Rainbow Crash."
"Yeah, so? My nickname's 'Clipper'. You know why they call me that?"
"Uh... 'cause you're as fast as a ship?"
"Because I clipped my wing on a flagpole as I was landing on my first day. Heh."
"My first day, I misjudged my landing..."
"...and came down right on Spitfire's hoof."
"You don't wanna know what they call me."
No, because that nickname would be VERY stupid.
"Whoa! That is so much worse than Crash."