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Episode | Hard to Say Anything |
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- Sweetie Belle: Hey, Apple Bloom, Rarity's reorganizing her shop and look what she found! Old costumes from the talent show!
- Scootaloo: We thought they'd come in handy in case we ever help a pony put on a play or need to make a quick escape disguised as clowns.
- Apple Bloom: Here ya go, Big Mac.
- Scootaloo: Whoa, that sure is a lot of apples!
- Apple Bloom: Are you making another delivery to Starlight's old village?
- Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
- Sweetie Belle: That's an awful long way for a pony to go, isn't it?
- Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
- Apple Bloom: You've been goin' there a lot lately. What is this, yer fifth trip this week?
- Big McIntosh: [laughs nervously] Eeyup.
- Apple Bloom: Okay, well, have fun. So what other costumes did you bring, Sweetie Belle?
- Scootaloo: Are you crazy?! We can't talk about costumes at a time like this!
- Apple Bloom: Time like what?
- Scootaloo: Your brother is hiding something. Did you see the way he was acting?
- Sweetie Belle: Yeah. He totally blushed when you brought up how often he's been going to Starlight's old village.
- Scootaloo: Something is definitely going on. There can be only be one reason a pony would travel so far, so often.
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [suggesting different ideas] He's taking...
- Apple Bloom: He probably ate a lot of broccoli and he wants to get away from the smell!
- Cutie Marks Crusaders: [laughing]
- Scootaloo: Maybe he's a spy on a mission to thwart an evil villain with his secret weapon: an apple cannon!
- Apple Bloom: No, that's crazy! I think it's my broccoli thing.
- Sweetie Belle: Why don't we just ask him?
- Scootaloo: You saw how shifty he was acting earlier. There's no way he'll tell us what he's doing. Plus, I really wanna go undercover. We already have costumes! Call me "Agent Rainbowhead".
- Sweetie Belle: I'll be Shimmering Spectacles, a librarian with a mysterious past.
- Apple Bloom: And ah'll be a pirate spy! Arrrgh, a spy-rate!
- [record scratching]
- Apple Bloom: [gasps] Avast! Our ship be leavin' port!
- Scootaloo: Huh?
- Apple Bloom: Big Mac's leavin'! If we're gonna be spies, we gotta go! Now!
- Big McIntosh: [whistling]
- Apple Bloom: Big Mac's a-comin'! Quick! Act like apples!
- Sweetie Belle: What? How?
- [music]
- Sweetie Belle: Who's that pony?
- Scootaloo: Let me see!
- [music]
- Scootaloo: I dunno. Shouldn't have taken the binoculars. I don't know anypony here.
- Apple Bloom: That must be Sugar Belle. Applejack told me about her bakery. Obviously, she's just been orderin' a lot of apples.
- [door opens]
- Sweetie Belle: So nothing fishy's going on.
- Scootaloo: No way! We came here to be spies and no spy I know has ever solved a case that quick!
- Sweetie Belle: Mmm, how many spies do you know?
- Scootaloo: That's... not important. What's important is that we do more recon. Follow my lead!
- Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Mm.
- [spy music]
- Apple Bloom: Whoa, she sure likes her apples.
- Sweetie Belle: What is she doing? Making the biggest apple pie in Equestria?
- Sugar Belle: Thanks for coming all this way, Big Mac.
- Big McIntosh: Pfft! [whinnying laugh]
- Sugar Belle: It sure is nice seeing you again so soon.
- Big McIntosh: Eeyup. [giggles]
- Sugar Belle: All I used to bake were boring old muffins, but thanks to your apple deliveries, I get to bake all kinds of delicious treats! Apple pies, apple fritters, apple turnovers, caramel apples, caramel apple cakes... [sighs] I just wish I had more room to display it all. My shelves only hold so much.
- Apple Bloom: I'm tellin' you, this pony reeeeaaally likes her apples.
- Sweetie Belle: [gasps] Or Big Mac?!
- Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Huh?
- Sweetie Belle: Just look!
- Sugar Belle: Ooh! Uh... [giggles]
- Big McIntosh: Oh, I... [giggles]
- Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle, I, I think you're right! [loudly] I think my brother has a crush!!!
- Sweetie Belle: Shh!
- [door opens]
- Apple Bloom: Psst, Big Mac! [to the Crusaders] Now remember, my brother's super shy, so he's probably gonna be embarrassed about his crush. Just try an' make him feel comfortable. Hey, Big Mac, it's me! Apple Bloom!
- Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
- Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: We're here, too!
- Big McIntosh: Mm-hm.
- Apple Bloom: I'm gonna ask you a very personal question and I want you to answer honestly. Do you... have a crush on... Sugar Belle?
- Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
- Scootaloo: Well, that was easy.
- Apple Bloom: This is so excitin'! My big brother has his very first crush!
- Scootaloo: First crush? What about Cheerilee?
- Sweetie Belle: It doesn't really count when you trick a pony into drinking a love potion, does it?
- Big McIntosh: [angrily] Nnope!
- Apple Bloom: [singsongy] My brother has a crush! My brother has a crush! My brother has a crush! [normally] Wait! Does Sugar Belle even know you like her?
- Big McIntosh: Uh-uh.
- Apple Bloom: Then you gotta tell her!
- Big McIntosh: Oh... eh... ehhhh...
- Sweetie Belle: We're pretty sure she likes you! I mean, she keeps ordering apples just so she can see you again.
- Big McIntosh: Eeeyou think so?
- Scootaloo: Totally! But you'll never know if you don't try.
- Big McIntosh: Okay.
- Scootaloo: Go get her, Big Mac!
- Big McIntosh: [deep breath]
- [knocking]
- [romantic music]
- Feather Bangs: [California accent] Hey, girl. Heh heh. I was writin' poetry by the pond when I saw these flowers. I thought I'd show them how pretty you are.
- Sugar Belle: Oh, heh. Thanks, Feather Bangs.
- Big McIntosh: [sad snort]
- Scootaloo: Um, is it possible to have two crushes at once? Because it looks like Big Mac may not be the only pony Sugar Belle likes.
- Apple Bloom: Hey, Big Mac! Where ya goin'?
- Big McIntosh: Home!
- Sweetie Belle: You can't let that feather fella get in the way of your one true love!
- Scootaloo: You've gotta take him down!
- Apple Bloom: What can he do that you can't?
- Big McIntosh: That!
- Feather Bangs: Whoops! Heh heh. These balls are like you. I'll always catch you if you fall.
- Swooning Ponies: [swoon]
- Scootaloo: Seriously? That line worked?
- Big McIntosh: She'll never pick me.
- Apple Bloom: Sure she will, 'cause we're gonna help you.
- Big McIntosh: No love potions!
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [laugh]
- Apple Bloom: Don't worry, Big Mac. We learned our lesson the hard way.
- Scootaloo: Yeah. We're never gonna do that again.
- Sweetie Belle: Besides, I know exactly what to do! When I was younger, I read all the fairy tales.
- Scootaloo: When you were "younger", huh?
- Sweetie Belle: Well, I was younger on the way here! It was a long ride! Anyway, as long as we do what the book says, you're pretty much guaranteed a happy ending. Uh, how about this one? "Rescuing a damsel-pony-in-distress." That's perfect! Of course, we'll have to improvise without a dragon.
- Apple Bloom: Huh. Too bad Spike isn't here. Not that he's very threatening.
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [laughing]
- Scootaloo: So what should we do? Wait around for Sugar Belle to get herself into a scary situation?
- Apple Bloom: Or we bring the danger to her.
- Big McIntosh: [gulps]
- Apple Bloom: All right. Scootaloo's gonna pretend to take Sugar Belle's things, then you swoop in and stop her. Ready?
- [beat]
- Big McIntosh: Nnope.
- Sweetie Belle: Come on! You're gonna be her hero! In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always gets the girl.
- Big McIntosh: Mmm, mm-hmm.
- [music]
- Sugar Belle: Oh! Somepony, help!
- [screeching]
- [slow motion sounds]
- Feather Bangs: Here's your sugar, Sugar. Though it is not as sweet, a-ha-ha, as you.
- Swooning Ponies: [swoon]
- Sugar Belle: [sighs] Thank you, Feather!
- Apple Bloom: That smooth-talkin' pony stole our rescue and it totally would've worked!
- Big McIntosh: [angry] Eeyup.
- Sweetie Belle: We're just gonna have to keep trying! Big Mac, are you ready to take it up a notch?
- Big McIntosh: Oh, yup!
- [Big McIntosh]
- We'll take a walk down by the river
- Watch the sunset from the field
- We'll plant the seeds of love together
- And water 'em right for a really good yield
- Sugar Belle, sweet as pie
- You're the apple of my eye
- A cherry blossom in a field of rye
- And when the heifer's milked and fed
- And the pigs are in the sty
- Won't you be there by my side?
- [Feather Bangs]
- Oh, oh
- Oh, ah-oh
- When you appeared before me
- My heart stopped beating
- Stars crossed the sky
- To come see what I was seeing
- You were the one
- That made me believe I could fly
- Whoa, whoa, whoa
- Birds could not sing
- A song that's as beautiful
- I'd do anything
- That's irrefutable
- 'Cause you are the sun
- Painting my heart in the sky (whoa-oh, oh)
- Sugar, Sugar Belle, whoa-oh
- When will you tell me that you feel the same?
- Like an angel on a candy cane
- Or the sunlight shining through a drain
- [Big McIntosh]
- Sugar Belle, when I look in your eyes
- [clears throat]
- I see the color blue
- And it reminds me of the sky above
- Uh, which is also... blue
- [Feather Bangs]
- Hey, hey, hey, yeah
- Be my sugarplum
- I will be your watermelon
- Every time you smile
- I can feel my heart a-swellin'
- Blood is rushing from my head to my hooves, yeah
- I start movin' when I'm feeling that groove, yeah
- [Big McIntosh]
- I've been writin' this song for you
- Searchin' for the perfect rhyme
- For the words I wanna say
- Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin'... Be mine
- [Feather Bangs]
- [Michael Jackson sounds]
- [autotuned] Every day I see you
- I know you could be the one for me
- Feel my heart a-beating like
- The rain upon a bumblebee
- Don't you see that I could, ah oh, ah oh
- Whenever you are near me, I'm so... ah-oh
- [Big McIntosh]
- Sugar Belle!
- Roses are red and violets are blue!
- [Feather Bangs]
- Sugar, Sugar!
- My love is burning hot like a cheese fondue!
- [Big McIntosh]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Feather Bangs]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Big McIntosh]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Feather Bangs]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Big McIntosh]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Feather Bangs]
- Sugar Belle!
- [Big McIntosh and Feather Bangs]
- Sugar Belle!
- [credits]