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:'''Big McIntosh''': [gulps]
 
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:'''Apple Bloom''': All right. Scootaloo's gonna pretend to take Sugar Belle's things and you swoop in and stop her. Ready?
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:'''Apple Bloom''': All right. Scootaloo's gonna pretend to take Sugar Belle's things, then you swoop in and stop her. Ready?
:'''Big McIntosh''': [beat] Nnope.
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:'''Big McIntosh''': Nnope.
 
:'''Sweetie Belle''': Come on! You're gonna be her hero! In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always gets the girl.
 
:'''Sweetie Belle''': Come on! You're gonna be her hero! In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always gets the girl.
 
:'''Big McIntosh''': Mmm, mm-hmm.
 
:'''Big McIntosh''': Mmm, mm-hmm.

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Sweetie Belle: Hey, Apple Bloom, Rarity's reorganizing her shop and look what she found! Old costumes from the talent show!
Scootaloo: We thought they'd come in handy in case we ever help a pony put on a play or need to make a quick escape disguised as clowns.
Apple Bloom: Here ya go, Big Mac.
Scootaloo: Whoa, that sure is a lot of apples!
Apple Bloom: Are you making another delivery to Starlight's old village?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Sweetie Belle: That's an awful long way for a pony to go, isn't it?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Apple Bloom: You've been goin' there a lot lately. What is this, yer fifth trip this week?
Big McIntosh: [laughs nervously] Eeyup.
Apple Bloom: Okay, well, have fun. So what other costumes did you bring, Sweetie Belle?
Scootaloo: Are you crazy?! We can't talk about costumes at a time like this!
Apple Bloom: Time like what?
Scootaloo: Your brother is hiding something. Did you see the way he was acting?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah. He totally blushed when you brought up how often he's been going to Starlight's old village.
Scootaloo: Something is definitely going on. There can be only be one reason a pony would travel so far, so often.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [suggesting different ideas] He's taking...
Apple Bloom: He probably ate a lot of broccoli and he wants to get away from the smell!
Cutie Marks Crusaders: [laughing]
[theme song]
Scootaloo: Maybe he's a spy on a mission to thwart an evil villain with his secret weapon: an apple cannon!
Apple Bloom: No, that's crazy! I think it's my broccoli thing.
Sweetie Belle: Why don't we just ask him?
Scootaloo: You saw how shifty he was acting earlier. There's no way he'll tell us what he's doing. Plus, I really wanna go undercover. We already have costumes! Call me "Agent Rainbowhead".
Sweetie Belle: I'll be Shimmering Spectacles, a librarian with a mysterious past.
Apple Bloom: And ah'll be a pirate spy! Arrrgh, a spy-rate!
[record scratching]
Apple Bloom: [gasps] Avast! Our ship be leavin' port!
Scootaloo: Huh?
Apple Bloom: Big Mac's leavin'! If we're gonna be spies, we gotta go! Now!
Big McIntosh: [whistling]
Apple Bloom: Big Mac's a-comin'! Quick! Act like apples!
Sweetie Belle: What? How?
[music]
Sweetie Belle: Who's that pony?
Scootaloo: Let me see!
[music]
Scootaloo: I dunno. Shouldn't have taken the binoculars. I don't know anypony here.
Apple Bloom: That must be Sugar Belle. Applejack told me about her bakery. Obviously, she's just been orderin' a lot of apples.
[door opens]
Sweetie Belle: So nothing fishy's going on.
Scootaloo: No way! We came here to be spies and no spy I know has ever solved a case that quick!
Sweetie Belle: Mmm, how many spies do you know?
Scootaloo: That's... not important. What's important is that we do more recon. Follow my lead!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: Mm.
[spy music]
Apple Bloom: Whoa, she sure likes her apples.
Sweetie Belle: What is she doing? Making the biggest apple pie in Equestria?
Sugar Belle: Thanks for coming all this way, Big Mac.
Big McIntosh: Pfft! [whinnying laugh]
Sugar Belle: It sure is nice seeing you again so soon.
Big McIntosh: Eeyup. [giggles]
Sugar Belle: All I used to bake were boring old muffins, but thanks to your apple deliveries, I get to bake all kinds of delicious treats! Apple pies, apple fritters, apple turnovers, caramel apples, caramel apple cakes... [sighs] I just wish I had more room to display it all. My shelves only hold so much.
Apple Bloom: I'm tellin' you, this pony reeeeaaally likes her apples.
Sweetie Belle: [gasps] Or Big Mac?!
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo: Huh?
Sweetie Belle: Just look!
Sugar Belle: Ooh! Uh... [giggles]
Big McIntosh: Oh, I... [giggles]
Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle, I, I think you're right! [loudly] I think my brother has a crush!!!
Sweetie Belle: Shh!
[door opens]
Apple Bloom: Psst, Big Mac! [to the Crusaders] Now remember, my brother's super shy, so he's probably gonna be embarrassed about his crush. Just try an' make him feel comfortable. Hey, Big Mac, it's me! Apple Bloom!
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: We're here, too!
Big McIntosh: Mm-hm.
Apple Bloom: I'm gonna ask you a very personal question and I want you to answer honestly. Do you... have a crush on... Sugar Belle?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Well, that was easy.
Apple Bloom: This is so excitin'! My big brother has his very first crush!
Scootaloo: First crush? What about Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: It doesn't really count when you trick a pony into drinking a love potion, does it?
Big McIntosh: [angrily] Nnope!
Apple Bloom: [singsongy] My brother has a crush! My brother has a crush! My brother has a crush! [normally] Wait! Does Sugar Belle even know you like her?
Big McIntosh: Uh-uh.
Apple Bloom: Then you gotta tell her!
Big McIntosh: Oh... eh... ehhhh...
Sweetie Belle: We're pretty sure she likes you! I mean, she keeps ordering apples just so she can see you again.
Big McIntosh: Eeeyou think so?
Scootaloo: Totally! But you'll never know if you don't try.
Big McIntosh: Okay.
Scootaloo: Go get her, Big Mac!
Big McIntosh: [deep breath]
[knocking]
[romantic music]
Feather Bangs: [California accent] Hey, girl. Heh heh. I was writin' poetry by the pond when I saw these flowers. I thought I'd show them how pretty you are.
Sugar Belle: Oh, heh. Thanks, Feather Bangs.
Big McIntosh: [sad snort]
Scootaloo: Um, is it possible to have two crushes at once? Because it looks like Big Mac may not be the only pony Sugar Belle likes.
Apple Bloom: Hey, Big Mac! Where ya goin'?
Big McIntosh: Home!
Sweetie Belle: You can't let that feather fella get in the way of your one true love!
Scootaloo: You've gotta take him down!
Apple Bloom: What can he do that you can't?
Big McIntosh: That!
Feather Bangs: Whoops! Heh heh. These balls are like you. I'll always catch you if you fall.
Swooning Ponies: [swoon]
Scootaloo: Seriously? That line worked?
Big McIntosh: She'll never pick me.
Apple Bloom: Sure she will, 'cause we're gonna help you.
Big McIntosh: No love potions!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [laugh]
Apple Bloom: Don't worry, Big Mac. We learned our lesson the hard way.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We're never gonna do that again.
Sweetie Belle: Besides, I know exactly what to do! When I was younger, I read all the fairy tales.
Scootaloo: When you were "younger", huh?
Sweetie Belle: Well, I was younger on the way here! It was a long ride! Anyway, as long as we do what the book says, you're pretty much guaranteed a happy ending. Uh, how about this one? "Rescuing a damsel-pony-in-distress." That's perfect! Of course, we'll have to improvise without a dragon.
Apple Bloom: Huh. Too bad Spike isn't here. Not that he's very threatening.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [laughing]
Scootaloo: So what should we do? Wait around for Sugar Belle to get herself into a scary situation?
Apple Bloom: Or we bring the danger to her.
Big McIntosh: [gulps]
Apple Bloom: All right. Scootaloo's gonna pretend to take Sugar Belle's things, then you swoop in and stop her. Ready?
[beat]
Big McIntosh: Nnope.
Sweetie Belle: Come on! You're gonna be her hero! In fairy tales, the knight in shining armor always gets the girl.
Big McIntosh: Mmm, mm-hmm.
[music]
Sugar Belle: Oh! Somepony, help!
[screeching]
[slow motion sounds]
Feather Bangs: Here's your sugar, Sugar. Though it is not as sweet, a-ha-ha, as you.
Swooning Ponies: [swoon]
Sugar Belle: [sighs] Thank you, Feather!
Apple Bloom: That smooth-talkin' pony stole our rescue and it totally would've worked!
Big McIntosh: [angry] Eeyup.
Sweetie Belle: We're just gonna have to keep trying! Big Mac, are you ready to take it up a notch?
Big McIntosh: Oh, yup!



[Big McIntosh]
We'll take a walk down by the river
Watch the sunset from the field
We'll plant the seeds of love together
And water 'em right for a really good yield
Sugar Belle, sweet as pie
You're the apple of my eye
A cherry blossom in a field of rye
And when the heifer's milked and fed
And the pigs are in the sty
Won't you be there by my side?
[Feather Bangs]
Oh, oh
Oh, ah-oh
When you appeared before me
My heart stopped beating
Stars crossed the sky
To come see what I was seeing
You were the one
That made me believe I could fly
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Birds could not sing
A song that's as beautiful
I'd do anything
That's irrefutable
'Cause you are the sun
Painting my heart in the sky (whoa-oh, oh)
Sugar, Sugar Belle, whoa-oh
When will you tell me that you feel the same?
Like an angel on a candy cane
Or the sunlight shining through a drain
[Big McIntosh]
Sugar Belle, when I look in your eyes
[clears throat]
I see the color blue
And it reminds me of the sky above
Uh, which is also... blue
[Feather Bangs]
Hey, hey, hey, yeah
Be my sugarplum
I will be your watermelon
Every time you smile
I can feel my heart a-swellin'
Blood is rushing from my head to my hooves, yeah
I start movin' when I'm feeling that groove, yeah
[Big McIntosh]
I've been writin' this song for you
Searchin' for the perfect rhyme
For the words I wanna say
Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin'... Be mine
[Feather Bangs]
[Michael Jackson sounds]
[autotuned] Every day I see you
I know you could be the one for me
Feel my heart a-beating like
The rain upon a bumblebee
Don't you see that I could, ah oh, ah oh
Whenever you are near me, I'm so... ah-oh
[Big McIntosh]
Sugar Belle!
Roses are red and violets are blue!
[Feather Bangs]
Sugar, Sugar!
My love is burning hot like a cheese fondue!
[Big McIntosh]
Sugar Belle!
[Feather Bangs]
Sugar Belle!
[Big McIntosh]
Sugar Belle!
[Feather Bangs]
Sugar Belle!
[Big McIntosh]
Sugar Belle!
[Feather Bangs]
Sugar Belle!
[Big McIntosh and Feather Bangs]
Sugar Belle!
[credits]