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Episode | Lolly-Pop; Little Miss Fortune |
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Lolly-Pop
- Twilight Sparkle: This carnival has everything! Rides, games, and not to mention—
- [loudspeaker feedback]
- Flim: You can even clown all around Ponyville town!
- Flam: Step right up, fillies and gentlecolts, and see the spectacle for yourselves!
- [crowd cheers]
- Flim: I'm Flim, he's Flam, and these are our trademark Flim and Flam Clown-o-Rama kits!
- Flam: These state-of-the-art makeup kits will turn everyday ponies into one-of-a-kind clowns! Why, even you could be!
- [crowd cheers]
- Crowd Pony 1: I want one!
- Crowd Pony 2: Ooh! Ooh! Me, me! I need one!
- [cash register dings]
- Fluttershy: I need one of those kits!
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh, my, Fluttershy! I've never seen you this...
- Fluttershy: Excited? Exuberant? Exhilarated?! I'm all of them! As a young filly, I'd dream of becoming a clown! Lolly-Pop the Clown! And now's my chance!
- [zip!]
- [rumbling]
- Fluttershy: One Clown-o-Rama kit, please!
- [zip!]
- Fluttershy: [giggles]
- Pinkie Pie: [giggles] That ride was incredible!
- Applejack: [laughs] I know! Let's go ride it a—!
- Twilight Sparkle: Check out Fluttershy! She's living her fillyhood dream of being a clown!
- Ponies: Yay!
- Applejack: [shudders]
- Fluttershy: Not just any clown. I'm Lolly-Pop the Clown!
- [honk!]
- Fluttershy: And I'm performing tonight in the Carnival Clown Jamboree. Everypony who brought a makeup kit gets to show off their sillies. I can't wait to show you my moves!
- Applejack: I... uh, gotta gallop and go! I think I saw some weeds that need pickin'!
- [zip!]
- [vroom!]
- Fluttershy: Oh, dear. Is she okay?
- Pinkie Pie: You just focus on practicing for the jamboree. We'll get to the bottom of this.
- Applejack: [grunts]
- Pinkie Pie: Applejack? Oh. I guess you weren't kidding.
- Twilight Sparkle: Uh, picking weeds?
- Applejack: It's what I do on the farm when I need to clear my mind.
- Twilight Sparkle: You missed one.
- Applejack: [yelps]
- Pinkie Pie: Just a moment ago, you were having the time of your life. Now you're jumping like a frog. What's up?
- Applejack: [grunts]
- [ribbit]
- Applejack: Well, it's embarrassin', but... ever since I was knee-high to a pig's eye, I've been plumb terrified of clowns.
- Twilight Sparkle: That explains it.
- Applejack: All I know is when I see a clown, I want to gallop away.
- Pinkie Pie: Good news. Fear not. Rejoice! You have something now that you didn't back when this fear developed.
- [zip!]
- Pinkie Pie: Us!
- Twilight Sparkle: I know exactly how to help. You've gotta become what you fear!
- Applejack: That sounds... insane.
- Pinkie Pie: Juggle these. And don't pretend you can't. It's been established that you know how.
- [zip!]
- Applejack: Hey! I think it's workin'! [whimpers] Now I'm afraid of myself!
- [zip!]
- Flam: It's Flim Flam Clown Jamboree time!
- Flim: Now put your hooves together for... Giggle Glue!
- [zip!]
- Pinkie Pie: Wow! You look great! You ready?
- Fluttershy: I think so. Where's Applejack?
- Twilight Sparkle: She didn't want to ruin your big night, but the truth is Applejack's afraid of clowns. So... she's not coming. I'm sorry.
- Fluttershy: What?! Nope. Nopey-nope-nope! This was just a silly filly's dream. But no dream is worth a friend's nightmare. Nope. I'm not performing.
- [squeak!]
- Applejack: [whimpering] Did I miss it? Is it over?
- Twilight Sparkle: Not exactly. When Fluttershy found out how you were feeling, she decided not to be a clown anymore.
- Applejack: But I never wanted my fear to get in the way of Fluttershy's dream. Aw, drat. What now?
- Twilight Sparkle: Sometimes things don't work out perfectly. There isn't always a clean solution, which – believe me – really noodles my noggin.
- Pinkie Pie: Ha! "Noodles" is such a funny word! [giggles] Try saying it, Applejack. It'll cheer you up.
- Applejack: Yeah, Pinkie, that really doesn't help. [gasps] Wait. Cheer me up. That's it!
- [vroom!]
- Fluttershy: [sighs] Huh? [screams]
- Applejack: You need to go on stage and do your clown thing!
- Fluttershy: So you're not afraid anymore?
- [screech!]
- Applejack: Nope, I still am. But I know that you're just tryin' to cheer ponies up. And I think that's pretty great. So I can try to conquer my fear and turn it into fun. [chuckles nervously] For a friend like you.
- Flim: Well, folks, I think that's the end of our jamboree.
- Fluttershy: Not so fast! [grunts] Lolly-Pop's here to bring on the cheer!
- [crowd cheers]
- Flam: Good luck, kid. But rhyming's our thing. Watch yourself.
- Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie: [cheering]
- [crowd gasps]
- Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
- [zip!]
- [crowd gasps]
- Applejack: I'm here to help... Lolly-Pop!
- [crowd cheers]
Little Miss Fortune
- Pinkie Pie: I can't believe it's the last day of the Crystal Empire Carnival! Can we do it all over again?
- Twilight Sparkle: According to the map, we rode all the major rides, so that just leaves the Big Top.
- Rainbow Dash: I'm game for whatever as long as it means more fun before we're done.
- Fluttershy: Ooh! What does that do?
- Applejack: Wow! It's an old lucky cat machine. I heard if you pull its paw, a fortune'll pop out.
- [click!]
- [meow!]
- [ding!]
- Pinkie Pie: [reading] "You'll find sweet success on the savory path you've chosen. Your lucky item is a spork." Ooh, that was fun! Now to find a spork.
- [click!]
- [meow!]
- [ding!]
- Fluttershy: [reading] "Your lucky number is... your lucky number." Wow! How lucky!
- Rainbow Dash: Those were all so cool!
- [click!]
- [meow!]
- [ding!]
- Rainbow Dash: [reading] "Life is like a traveling circus. Stay in motion, or the fun will end." But I don't want the fun to end!
- Twilight Sparkle: Don't take it personally. It's not like the machine actually knows us.
- [click!]
- [meow!]
- [ding!]
- Twilight Sparkle: [reading] "Your element is magic, and you'll always stay by your friends." Whaaaaat?!
- Pinkie Pie: [laughs, squeals] A spork!
- Rainbow Dash: They're already coming true! [whines] Everypony's fortune was lucky. But mine is just a bad sign.
- Pinkie Pie: Maybe you should just keep moving. Like this!
- Rainbow Dash: You're right, Pinkie. If I do what it says, then it won't come true. Obviously I should join the circus!
- Rest of Mane Six: [gasp]
- Rainbow Dash: If I travel all around Equestria, then the fun will never end!
- Twilight Sparkle: I don't think that's what Pinkie meant.
- Rainbow Dash: I can't just stand around. I gotta keep moving! Or the fun will end!
- [zip!]
- Rest of Mane Six: [sigh]
- Rainbow Dash: Shining Armor! Just the ringmaster I needed to see! I want to join the circus.
- Shining Armor: Well, we're always on the lookout for exciting new acts. But we're about to leave Ponyville.
- Rainbow Dash: And that's exactly what I need to do!
- Shining Armor: Well, then I don't mind giving you a shot in the Big Top.
- Rainbow Dash: I'm in! Now the fun will never end! Take that, fortune!
- Fluttershy: [giggles]
- Shining Armor: Tonight, we introduce a new high-flying member – Danger Dash!
- [crowd cheers]
- Shining Armor: For Danger Dash's first trick, she'll attempt to cross the tightrope...
- [crowd gasps]
- Shining Armor: ...wing-tied and blindfolded...
- [crowd gasps]
- Shining Armor: ...while answering math questions!
- [record scratch]
- Rainbow Dash: Wait, what?! One plus four is more than the square root of [???] of an apple pie-aye-ayeeeee!
- [boing!]
- Rainbow Dash: Whoa!
- [crash!]
- Twilight Sparkle: You always had it.
- Rainbow Dash: I'm just not cut out to juggle so many things at once. But that doesn't mean I'm a one-trick pony. There's surely something—
- Shining Armor: Our next event for the evening is the Cage of Constant Worry!
- [thunder]
- [crowd cheers]
- Applejack: I'm worried just lookin' at it.
- Twilight Sparkle: Don't be. It's Rainbow Dash, after all.
- [zoom!]
- Twilight Sparkle: They wouldn't let her do something too dangerous.
- Shining Armor: You're about to see something very dangerous that few stunt ponies have ever attempted! Without using a motorcycle!
- [clang!]
- [crowd cheers]
- Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Now I'm worried, too.
- Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
- [whooshing]
- Rainbow Dash: I... can't... STOP!
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no!
- [magic sounds]
- Rainbow Dash: [screams]
- [crash!]
- Rainbow Dash: [groans]
- Rarity: Darling, are you all right?!
- Rainbow Dash: I am. But something's just not right. I've gotta see if Shining Armor has any acts left to try. I know I was meant for the circus. Give me another shot.
- Shining Armor: Well, we do have one last part we couldn't fill on such short notice. But it requires a costume change.
- Rainbow Dash: Count me in!
- Shining Armor: Thank you, everypony, for joining us for our final act!
- [crowd gasps]
- Shining Armor: [whispers] Be ferocious!
- Rainbow Dash: Roar?
- Audience Pony: Huh?
- Rainbow Dash: Uh... roar?
- [crowd booing]
- [tomatoes splatting]
- Applejack: We came to say goodbye, but why is your frown already upside-down?
- Rainbow Dash: Because I was so busy worrying about my fortune, I totally forgot how when we're together, it's always a super-awesome rollercoaster of good times! Things never stop moving here!
- Fluttershy: Does that mean you're not leaving Ponyville?
- Rainbow Dash: You betcha!
- Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
- Pinkie Pie: Step right up! The show is just about to start!
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
- Rainbow Dash: Welcome to Rainbow's Daring Danger Dash Show!
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
- Rainbow Dash: Now, everypony put your helmets on!
- [credits]