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Episode Magical Mare-story Tour; Life of Pie
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[theme song]

Magical Mare-story Tour

[keyboard clacking]
Pinkie Pie: One quick cobbler to go!
Lightning Chill: Whoooaaa! Cobb-ler. This is like a sweet, buttery dessert salad.
Pinkie Pie: I never thought of it like that!
Applejack: Don't y'all worry your pretty little pony heads.
Twilight Sparkle: We're calculating a way to get you home sooner than you can say "chronology protection conjecture"! [laughs, trails off]
[keyboard clacking]
Echo: Oh, but we're not rushing back to go home.
Sugar Snap: We were actually hoping to learn more about Ponyville.
Lightning Chill: Take in the sights... [sniffs] ...and sweet bites.
Pinkie Pie: [squeals] Ponies? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Rainbow Dash: That Lightning Chill's gonna have a tummy ache if she doesn't slow down?
Lightning Chill: [eating noisily]
Pinkie Pie: That we should give our new friends an official Ponyville tour!
Twilight Sparkle: But they're from the Wild Side. They're used to excitement and adventure.
Rarity: So we give them the tour to end all tours and start all friendships.
Mane Six: [cheer]
Applejack: [laughs]
[door opens]
Applejack: To the Apple family apple farm!
Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
Wild Siders: [sounds of awe]
Applejack: And over here's our pink pearl pack. Over there's our opal orchard.
Applejack: And comin' up next is the red, delicious, super-ambitious tower of tasty tree snacks!
Sugar Snap: Whoa. Is there a chance we can try any of these apples?
[watch beeps]
Applejack: Aw, shucks. We're almost late for the cider-tastin', water-paintin' craft corner out in the barn. Let's go!
Sugar Snap: Whoa!
[watch beeps]
[glass clinks]
Pinkie Pie: Picture it – judges here, and me whipping up my award-winning white frosting on a very cozy countertop.
Echo: This is incredible, Pinkie! It is!
Lightning Chill: Yeah! Like, maybe we could try and do some baking in here, too?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
[watch beeps]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! No time for that! Off to the next Ponyville tour stop!
Lightning Chill: Whoa!
[rapid footfalls]
Rainbow Dash: Here it is! The Potion Ocean! Isn't it just glori—? Ouch!
Wild Siders: [panting]
Echo: [panting] Glorious, that is. So... glorious.
[water rushing]
Wild Siders: [deep breath]
Sugar Snap: Ohhh...
Lightning Chill: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoooo! Oh, this is the best part of the beach!
Echo and Sugar Snap: [cheer]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Time's up for surf, 'cause there's still so much to see!
Lightning Chill: Whoo-hoo—
Twilight Sparkle: And by my calculations, we only have 2.73 minutes for each!
[doors close]
[camera clicks]
[door opens]
[watch beeps]
[door closes]
[rapid footfalls]
[lava bubbling]
Bighoof: [roars]
[watch beeps]
[rapid footfalls]
Bighoof: [whines]
[alarm ringing]
Rarity: And now, the pièce de résistance, the prize of all Ponyville, the—
Lightning Chill: [yawns]
Wild Siders: [snoring]
Rarity: Really? I have exactly ten more titles to get through.
Lightning Chill: Oh, um... sorry for my snoozing. Go on.
Rarity: The tip-top of the tour—!
Echo: [groaning]
Applejack: Hey. What's pickin' at ya, partners?
Rainbow Dash: It's like you've lost the pep in your step.
Sugar Snap: It's not that we're bored.
Lightning Chill: We were just hopin' to see what you pony dudes do on the reg.
Echo: We appreciate your efforts to show us around. We do, we do.
Sugar Snap: We just wanna get to know the real yous better. We think your normal life is totally wild.
Twilight Sparkle: But normal is the opposite of wild.
Lightning Chill: We'll be the judge of that.
[dice rattling]
Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie: [gasp]
Lightning Chill: Whoo-hoo! I'm in the lead!
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, you just lost five points.
Lightning Chill: Whoo-hoo! Five points!
Mane Six and Wild Siders: [laugh]
Rainbow Dash: Sorry about earlier. We were just so excited to have you in our dimension.
Rarity: But sometimes, keeping things simple can be the best move a pony can make. I win!
Mane Six and Wild Siders: [cheering and laughing]

Life of Pie

Pinkie Pie: And with one more squeeze... my triple-stuffed glitter puff is done!
[alarm rings]
Pinkie Pie: Just in time to surprise my protégé for the day – Lightning Chill! Since she's shadowing us today, I thought we could experiment on new recipes together.
[knock on door]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, no! She's here! Do I have anything on my muzzle?! I want to surprise her!
Lightning Chill: Sweet, Pinkie Pie. You really put the bling into ba-king.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, no! Duck!
Pinkie Pie: Wow! Now that's what I call a lightning jolt of luck! Lightning Chill, do you think you can teach me that kind of magic? It would make cleanup a lot easier.
Lightning Chill: I'm sure we can figure something out. But right now, I'm here to hang and learn from you.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right!
Pinkie Pie: Since you're the head chef of Salad Bowl Junction, our kitchen powers should blend together perfectly to make something the likes of which nopony has ever tasted before! Behold! My saccharine sanctum of supreme sweetness...
[door opens]
Pinkie Pie: ...The pantry! Everything is divided by sweet seasons and treat reasons. In here, I keep my rarest ingredients.
[door opens]
Lightning Chill: [gasps] Ahhh!
Pinkie Pie: Careful. Bathing for too long in its sweet glow is liable to give anypony a toothache.
Pinkie Pie: So, any questions?
Lightning Chill: I'm all good. What should we bake first?
Pinkie Pie: Well, there's a bit of a process to working in this kitchen. But first, hats! Perfect! Gummy learned everything he knows by watching me.
Lightning Chill: Oh, that's cool. So he bakes, too?
Pinkie Pie: Nah. He just watches. But jump in when you feel comfortable.
Pinkie Pie: Mm-hmm!
Pinkie Pie: Now, where did I put the sugar? Uh-huh!
Lightning Chill: Uh...
Pinkie Pie: And now for a taste test. [chomps, coughs] Too much salt! [gulping, sighs]
Lightning Chill: I'm sorry, Pinkie. Did I mess up your flow?
Pinkie Pie: No-no-no-no! It wasn't your fault. Just not used to having help. Now, it's time for my special technique. Watch carefully.
Pinkie Pie: [yelps] Baking pans! I need more baking pans!
Lightning Chill: Looks like they're all dirty. I can totally wash a few for you.
Pinkie Pie: No-no-no-no, it's okay! If you're washing, then you're not watching. It's time for backup plan B!
[door closes]
Applejack: Hmmm...
Pinkie Pie: Quick thinking! It always keeps me on my hooves! And even dirt cake is delicious. So? What have you learned so far?
Lightning Chill: That you're used to working solo?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, you're right. I'm not even letting you join in. I'm so sorry. Hey, I know. Let's finish baking the lava cake together.
Pinkie Pie: All it needs is the final ingredient to be added. Now, stand back and watch!
Pinkie Pie: [screaming] Time for plan B! Get to higher ground!
Lightning Chill: Sooooo... should I just keep watching it, or...?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, Lightning Chill. I'm so used to doing things all by myself that I left you out. Now look at this mess.
Pinkie Pie: You're so right, Gummy. I really need to mix it up this time and accept a helping hoof. [whimpers] Whoa!
Lightning Chill: I'd be stoked to help. You know what, Pinkie? I think I know just what this recipe calls for.
Pinkie Pie: Sprinkles?
Lightning Chill: Nope. Just a goooood cleaning.
Pinkie Pie: You saved us from becoming the special ingredient. Thank you!
Lightning Chill: Everypony has their own way of doing things. I learned that from watching you.
Pinkie Pie: Working together truly is the best recipe for friendship.
[oven dings]
Pinkie Pie: And cakes!
Pinkie Pie and Lightning Chill: [laugh]