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A Home to Share

Sunny Starscout: Welcome to the home of our dreams!

[loud stomping]

[booming]

[shatter!]

[roaring]

Hitch Trailblazer: [nervous laugh, whispering] Cool it, McSnipsalot.

[snip!]

Sunny Starscout: Forget the model. We're going to make the real Crystal Brighthouse perfect!

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps, squeals] Then we can spend every minute of every day together for the rest of our lives!

Zipp Storm: [nervous laugh] What?

Pipp Petals: It's going to be [singsong] iiiicooooniiiic-kuh!

Hitch Trailblazer: And I'm gonna teach this little fella how to build a shelf! You know, I'm actually pretty hoovesy.

[thud]

Hitch Trailblazer: Ooh, whoops.

Sunny Starscout: There's a lot to get done, but we can do anything if we work together. Now, I think if we just—

[stampeding]

Sunny Starscout: Enthusiasm! I like it! [giggles] Wait up, roomies!

Sunny Starscout: [gasps]

Pipp Petals: Hello, Pippsqueaks! And welcome to the ultimate D.I.Y. home makeoveeeer!

[Mane 5]

Just a little touch-up

Just a little paint

And we'll be done in no time

Izzy Moonbow: Hey, this is looking great!

[Mane 5]

'Cause they say many hooves

And the work gets lighter

And working with your friends

Will make the whole day brighter

Gonna work, work, work

Got so much to do

Well, I don't mind the work

'Cause I get to work with you

Gonna work, work, work

Make our dreams come true

'Cause when we work together

There's nothing we, nothing we can't do

[Pipp Petals]

[rapping] I found the perfect color

[Hitch Trailblazer]

[rapping] Yeah, and you know that I measure right

[Zipp Storm]

[rapping] 'Cause we'll be done in no time

[Izzy Moonbow]

[rapping] And we'll make this place a delight

[Mane 5]

'Cause they say there is magic

In every pony

And when I need a hoof

I've got you there beside me

Gonna work, work, work...

[song continues under]

Pipp Petals: This blank canvas is getting the royal treatment! Big dreams for such a tiny little price!

Sunny Starscout: Hey!

Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] It needs more! More!

[splatting]

Hitch Trailblazer: [yelping]

Pipp Petals: [singsong] Fan art! [normally] Hey!

Sunny Starscout: Uh, ponies? I think we're losing focus here!

Hitch Trailblazer: McSnips-a-lot!

Sunny Starscout: Aah!

Izzy Moonbow: Multitasking!

Pipp Petals: Design hack! Picture wall!

Sunny Starscout: Aah!

Zipp Storm: [screaming]

[thud]

Pipp Petals: [panting] How... much... further?!

Izzy Moonbow: What about my automatic breakfast butler bot?

[cranking]

[ding!]

[smack!]

Zipp Storm: Help!

Hitch Trailblazer: Help!

Pipp Petals: My ice sculpture's melting!

Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! [singsong] Glitter!

Sunny Starscout: Oh. That's actually quite nice.

Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!

Sunny Starscout: Ugh...

Hitch Trailblazer: I can't get it straight!

Izzy Moonbow: What about the breakfast bot?!

Zipp Storm: Can someone get me down?

Sunny Starscout: Ponies!

[smack!]

Sunny Starscout: [gasps] No!

[screams, chaotic sounds]

[door slams]

[shimmering]

Sunny Starscout: I don't understand. I thought working together would be easy, but it turns out it's super messy.

[paper flapping]

Sunny Starscout: [sighs] I wish you were here. You always knew how to bring out the best in me. And right now, I really need my best. Wait. Maybe that's what my friends need me to do – to bring them together to bring out their best! [kisses] Thanks, dad.

[door opens]

[screaming, laughing]

Sunny Starscout: Okay, everypony! Just stop!

[silence]

[thud]

Sunny Starscout: Look, I love how much energy you're bringing to this. But this is supposed to bring us together, not pull us apart. And right now...

[whirring]

[sloop!]

[thud!]

[bird chirps]

Zipp Storm: It's a mess.

Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, I-I-I didn't want to say anything.

Hitch Trailblazer: I'm in way over my head!

Pipp Petals: This is a total makeover fail!

Sunny Starscout: It's not a fail. It's a... work-in-progress. Come on, everypony. We can do this... together!

[Mane 5]

Gonna work, work, work

Make our dreams come true

'Cause when we work together

There's nothing we, nothing we can't do

Gonna work, work, work

Got so much to do

Well, I don't mind the work

'Cause I get to work with you (Sunny Starscout: I get to work with you!)

Gonna work, work, work

Make our dreams come true

'Cause when we work together

There's nothing we, nothing we can't do!

Pipp Petals: Say "besties"!

[camera clicks]

Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps, sighs]

Sunny Starscout: Whew.

Sunny Starscout: It's even better than I imagined.

[loud pounding]

Hitch Trailblazer: Leave it, McSnips-a-lot!

[faster loud pounding]

Zipp Gets Her Wings

[whooshing]

[boom!]

Pipp Petals: That's all, Zippsters! [singsong] Like and subscriiiiibe!

Zipp Storm: Stop trying to make "Zippsters" happen, Pipp! I don't want followers!

Sunny Starscout: And that's two pineapple punch smoothies with extra... nothing? Huh. Sorry, everypony. My fruit delivery was supposed to get here hours ago.

Izzy Moonbow: I mean, you know what they say – a late delivery is probably a safe one.

Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?

Sunny Starscout: Huh?

Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]

[ponies yelling]

[crash!]

Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: [scream]

[splat!]

Fifi: [groans, clears throat] Fifi's Flying Fruit Smoothies Smooth Fruit Delivery Service! Where every delivery is... smooth.

Earth Pony: [yelps, grunts]

Zipp Storm: [laughs] Whoa. Somepony really needs to teach these Pegasi how to fly. [laughs]

Mane 5 sans Zipp Storm: Ahhhh...

Zipp Storm: Oh. No-no-no-no-no! There's no way I would ever...

Zipp Storm: [reading unenthusiastically] "Welcome to W-I-N-G-S. The Wonderful Institute of No-Gravity Skywalking"?

Pipp Petals: It means flight school.

Zipp Storm: It's really more of a one-off training day.

Zoom Zephyrwing: I was told it's an academy.

Fifi: Uh, is this the University of Flying?

Hitch Trailblazer: [chuckles] Huh?

Zipp Storm: Ugh, whatever. Let's just get started. Who can tell me how to do a double roulette twist?

Windy: Oh! I know about flapping!

Sunny Starscout: Uh, Zipp?

Zipp Storm: What is it?

Windy: Oh, it's when you move your wings up and down over and—

Zipp Storm: Not you, Windy.

Sunny Starscout: Maybe you start with something simpler. Like an obstacle course?

Zipp Storm: Obstacle course? I don't have an—

Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaa!

Zipp Storm: What?! Where did that come from?!

Pipp Petals: Over to you, captain.

Zipp Storm: I'm not a capta—! ...Fine. Everyone, watch carefully.

[whooshing]

Zipp Storm: Easy. Now who wants to go first?

[creak]

Thunder Flap: Huh? Uh... [whimpers]

Zipp Storm: All right. You're up, Thunder.

Thunder Flap: Uh... [grunts]

[crash!]

Thunder Flap: [groans]

Zipp Storm: This is gonna be a loooong day.

Windy: Aah! Daisies!

[zip!]

Windy: My greatest fear!

Zipp Storm: Okaaaay... Next?

Hitch Trailblazer: Whoo-hoo!

[clang!]

Fifi: Aah!

[crash!]

Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]

[montage music]

Zoom Zephyrwing: [grunting]

[whooshing]

Fifi: Ugh!

[crash!]

Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]

Windy: [screaming]

Zoom Zephyrwing and Thunder Flap: [groan]

Pegasi: [groaning]

Zipp Storm: Well, I'm sure you all enjoyed that more than I did. Good luck.

Zipp Storm: Huh.

Pegasus Foal: [giggling] Whoa!

Pegasus Mother: [gasps] Yay!

Young Zipp Storm: [giggling] Aah! Ugh! [whines]

Queen Haven: Come on, Zephyrina. Don't give up.

Young Zipp Storm: [grunting] Hah!

Queen Haven: [echoing] Don't give up!

Izzy Moonbow: [whispering] Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up.

Zipp Storm: Thanks, Izzy.

Fifi: [groans]

Windy: [sighs]

Zipp Storm: All right!

Fifi and Windy: Huh?

Zipp Storm: Listen up! I'm gonna get you flying if it's the last thing I do! [clears throat] Before five. Day ends at five.

Pegasi: [laughing and cheering]

[montage music]

[whooshing]

Thunder Flap: Aah! [grunting]

Zoom Zephyrwing: [nervous laughing]

[whooshing]

[crash!]

Fifi: Huh?

Hitch Trailblazer: [groans, sighs]

Izzy Moonbow: [as sockpuppet] "I'm Windy! Come on, daisy! Let's be friends!" [laughs]

Windy: [nervous whimper]

[whooshing]

Zoom Zephyrwing: [laughs]

Fifi: [grunts, laughs]

Windy: [gasps]

Izzy Moonbow: Whoo-hoo!

Windy: Oh! [gasps]

Izzy Moonbow and Windy: [laugh]

[zoom!]

Zipp Storm: Cadets! This morning, you looked like a bunch of Earth ponies with wings taped to your back!

Fifi: Awww...

Zipp Storm: But now you're captains of the sky!

Fifi: Ooh!

Zipp Storm: You may now throw your hats.

Pegasi: [cheer]

Delivery Pegasus: Aah!

[crash!]

[splat!]

Pipp Petals: Huh?

Hitch Trailblazer: [groans]

Pegasi: [laugh]

Sunny Starscout: Zipp, that was amazing. You're a natural.

Zipp Storm: I suppose it was kind of fun. You know, maybe I'll run that flight school after all... when crabs fly!

Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: [laughing]

Sisters Take Flight

Hard Hat Pegasus: [yelps] Hey, watch it! I'm flyin' here!

Pipp Petals: [grunting, panting, angry grumbling]

[clothes flapping]

Pipp Petals: UGHHHH! Come on! Oooh! [singsong] Cuuuute!

[camera clicks]

[knock on door]

Zipp Storm: Hurry up, Pipp. Mom wants to say a "little" goodbye.

Pipp Petals: [muffled grunting] Ugh!

Zipp Storm: Everything okay in there?

Pipp Petals: [panting] Yup! Totally... fine! [growls, shouts]

[doors open]

[thud!]

Pipp Petals: Whew. Hey, Zipp. Just finishing up my packing.

[stretching]

[click]

[clothes flapping]

Cloudpuff: [barks]

Pipp Petals: Awwww, Zipp!

[camera clicks]

Zipp Storm: [gasps, growls]

Cloudpuff: [barking]

Zipp Storm: [groans] Let's go. Grab your bag.

Pipp Petals: [clears throat] "Bag"? About that...

Cloudpuff: [barking]

Zipp Storm: [gasps]

[doors opening]

[crowd cheering]

[parade balloon squeaking]

Skye Silver: And here come the royalloons.

[cheers and applause]

[Pegasi grunting]

Dazzle Feather: Another close call, Skye.

Skye Silver: [sucks air through teeth] There's been a lot of those lately, Dazzle.

Dazzle Feather: It's true. But you know what they say, Skye – progress over perfection.

[crowd cheering]

Dazzle Feather: [gasps] Here comes the royal family now!

[cheers and applause]

Zipp Storm: Huh?

[parade balloon squeaking]

Zipp Storm: [screams] For the record, mother, this is not a "little" goodbye!

Queen Haven: Smile, Zephyrina. This is all for you.

Pipp Petals: [blowing kisses] Awww!

[foals cheering]

[camera clicking]

Zipp Storm: [gasps] Aah! Pipp! No pictures!

Pipp Petals: Come on, Zipp. Just one? Don't you want to remember today?

Foal in Zipp Mask: I love you, Zipp!

Zipp Storm: And which part exactly would I want to remember?

Pipp Petals: Oh, I don't know. How about the loving send-off from your mother? The queen?

Queen Haven: Enough! Zephyrina, you are the future queen! Now sit up straight and wave!

Pipp Petals: [sighs]

Sunny Starscout: Look! There they are! Hi, Zipp! Hi, Pipp!

[Pegasus foals screaming]

Hitch Trailblazer: Are those Pegasi crying?

Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] I know exactly how Pipp and Zipp feel right now.

[unicorns cheering]

Izzy Moonbow: [blowing kisses]

[off-key kazoo]

Izzy Moonbow: I remember it like it was yesterday.

Sunny Starscout: Uh, Izzy? That was yesterday.

Izzy Moonbow: Was it? Oh. Ooh, look! The queen!

Queen Haven: It seems like only yesterday my daughters were adorable little fillies. But look at them now.

Pipp Petals: [blowing kisses]

Queen Haven: All grown up. [tearing up] Leaving me. [clears throat] And to celebrate their new adventure together, I now present...

[crowd cheering]

[cameras clicking]

[Pegasi gasping, screaming]

[crowd gasps]

[Pegasi screaming]

[boom!]

[whoosh!]

[crowd gasps]

Pegasus Stallion: Huh? [screams]

Pipp Petals: Yikes! Huh?

Pegasus Mare: [screaming]

Thunder Flap: [screaming] Oof!

[crowd gasps]

Thunder Flap: [whimpers]

Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, and Queen Haven: [gasp]

Queen Haven: [sighs] As I was saying...

[air hissing]

Thunder Flap: Huh?

Queen Haven: ...may I now present "Sisters Take—"

[boom!]

[whoosh!]

Queen Haven: ..."Flight".

[beat]

All: [laughing]

[applause]

[camera clicks]

Pipp Petals: Zipp, aren't you gonna miss Zephyr Heights? Even a teeny bit?

Zipp Storm: I don't know. But I know I'm ready for a new adventure. You know, together. [chuckles]

Pipp Petals: Yeah, me, too. All we really need is each other.

[shimmering sound]

Thunder Flap: All you need is each other? Then what's in the bags?!

Cloudpuff: [barks]

Nightmare Roommate

[whoosh]

Zipp Storm: [snoring]

Pipp Petals: [sighs, giggles] Hmm? [screams] Wake up! Wake up! Ghooooost!

Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: [scream]

Pipp Petals: No-no-no-no-no!

Zipp Storm: [scream]

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [screaming]

Zipp Storm: [panting]

Sunny Starscout: Hey! Hold on!

[light switch clicks]

Zipp Storm: [gasps, laughs] Easy, ponies. It's a bedsheet.

Izzy Moonbow: [smacking lips]

Pipp Petals: Yeah, my bedsheet! Thanks, Izzy! I am, like, soooo super-traumatized right now. I'll be lucky to get any sleep.

Sunny Starscout: [yawns] Just shut your eyes, count Pega-sheep, and...

Izzy Moonbow: [snoring] Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter... Yes, yeah, glitter... Yes, glitter... Glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter, glitter...

Zipp Storm: [groans]

Sunny Starscout: [groans]

Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, glitter...

[rooster crows]

Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing]

This is how a unicorn sings

First thing in the moooorniiiing!

[continues vocalizing]

[spraying]

Izzy Moonbow: Yeah! [continues vocalizing] Ooh! [continues vocalizing] Oh! [humming] Mmmm! [continues vocalizing] Yes!

[camera clicking]

Izzy Moonbow: [continues vocalizing] Oh! [continues vocalizing] Morning! Don't you just love waking up to a new morning? It is just so new and [singsong] morning-y! [continues vocalizing]

Zipp Storm: Waking up? We didn't sleep!

Pipp Petals: Uh, was that my tiara?

[fizzle]

Pipp Petals: Ugh.

Zipp Storm: Everything's ruined!

Pipp Petals: Sunny, you have to do something! Izzy's becoming a total nightmare roommate!

Izzy Moonbow: [continues vocalizing]

Sunny Starscout: [groans]

Sunny Starscout: They're probably just cranky 'cause they didn't get much— ...any sleep, and... Where's my toothbrush?

[door opens]

Izzy Moonbow: Hey, Sunny! Love your ear cleaner!

[electric toothbrush whirring]

Izzy Moonbow: Oh, yeah! Mmm! Uh-huh! Yeah, my ears have never been so minty fresh! [giggles]

[door closes]

Sunny Starscout: Okay! Something's gotta be done!

Sunny Starscout: But confronting Izzy is just too awkward and embarrassing. Ooh! Let's ask Hitch! He'll know what to do!

Hitch Trailblazer: Huh... Hah! Whoa!

[beat]

Hitch Trailblazer: Uh... [nervous chuckle] Whoa! [sighs]

[thud]

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp]

Hitch Trailblazer: Well, it sounds to me like you just need to be honest with Izzy. As a pony of the law, I can tell you – honesty is always the best policy.

Rufus: Hey! Keep it down, will ya?! I'm tryin' to get some peace in here!

Hitch Trailblazer: Hold on one second.

Rufus: Aw. Oh, this is lovely. [sips] My favorite! Thanks, Hitch. Uh, sorry I bothered ya.

Hitch Trailblazer: Of course, sometimes a thoughtful gift can work wonders.

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Ahhh!

Izzy Moonbow: You guys got me... a box?! I love it! Best gift ever!

Zipp Storm: Uh, Izzy? The gift is inside the box?

Izzy Moonbow: Ohhh! [laughs] Uh-huh... Hmm... Huh.

Sunny Starscout: Your own stuff! So you don't need to use ours anymore!

Izzy Moonbow: [nervous laugh]

Zipp Storm: 'Cause it was getting kinda annoying. Hey, honesty is the best policy, right?

[clock ticking]

Izzy Moonbow: Ah! Well, in that case... I don't really like these presents!

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Huh?

Izzy Moonbow: Honesty! I was just taking...

Izzy Moonbow: [narrating] ...selfies of my breakfast like Pipp, doing my hair like Zipp...

Izzy Moonbow: ...scrubbing my ears like Sunny! I've never lived with best friends before. I was just trying to fit in with you all.

Zipp Storm: Huh.

Pipp Petals: Huh.

Sunny Starscout: We should've been honest from the start. Izzy, you don't need to try and fit in.

Zipp Storm: You're already perfect as you are.

[shimmering sounds]

Izzy Moonbow: Oh, great! 'Cause trying to fit in is... so exhausting... I'm just gonna... [snoring]

Sunny Starscout: We can work on that.

Welcome to Mane Melody

[doorbell rings]

[Pipp Petals]

[rapping] Clickety-clack, who's that?

It's ya girl Pipp, stylin' with a brand new track

Settin' up shop, got a brand new gig

With colors that pop and a drip so big

[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]

Come in, get your hooves buffed, your mane puffed

Everypony's gettin' their tail fluffed

Dance to the beat, dance to the beat

[Pipp Petals]

Who could ever sit still with a groove this sweet?

[Pipp, Jazz, and Rocky]

A place you can go

Where you already know

You can find your pony flow

When you step through the door

Try something new, take a chance, just believe it

Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?

Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, hey!

Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Try something new, take a chance, just believe it

Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?

At Mane Melody, hey!

At Mane Melody!

[pop]

[tense music]

Pipp Petals: WHAT?!

[beat]

Pipp Petals: What... a... [gulps] ...lovely review. Heh. Thank you... so much... Posey.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Pipp Petals: So, [singsong] who is neeeeext?

[door opens]

[spaghetti western music]

[ponies gasp]

Phyllis Cloverleaf: I am.

Random Pony 1: Is that her? It is!

Random Pony 2: She shut down five salons!

Random Pony 3: I heard she gives the worst reviews!

[zip!]

[wind whistles]

Phyllis Cloverleaf: So you're the new stylist in town?

Pipp Petals: That's me! Welcome to [singsong] Maaaaane Meeeeelo—

Phyllis Cloverleaf: [laughs] We'll see about that.

Pipp Petals: [gulps]

Pipp Petals: Sooooo... [clears throat] um, what can I... do for you?

Phyllis Cloverleaf: Surprise me. You know, this place used to be a restaurant until I reviewed it. "Free all-you-can-eat pizza"? Puh-lease!

Pipp Petals: Uhhhhh... yeah.

Phyllis Cloverleaf: Before that, it was Fancy Filly Fashion Boutique, Painting Palomino's Pottery Cafe...

[razor buzzing]

Phyllis Cloverleaf: ...oh, and a salon actually. "Hair Today"? More like "Out of Business Tomorrow"!

[buzz!]

Pipp Petals: [deep gasp]

[dramatic musical sting]

Pipp Petals: [whimpers]

[zip!]

[door opens]

[zip!]

Jazz: Hey!

Phyllis Cloverleaf: Oh! Oh, good. Now there's food on my face.

Sunny Starscout: They're fruit! And very good for all those wrinkles!

Phyllis Cloverleaf: Huh?!

Sunny Starscout: Uh...

Pipp Petals: [crying]

Zipp Storm: Pipp! There you are. You have to come back inside.

Pipp Petals: I can't! You saw what happened! I took a huge chunk out of her mane! [sarcastically] Who's the style icon now?

[smack!]

Zipp Storm: You are. Always have been. Always will be. So you shaved one bald spot. Big whoop. See all that confidence and swagger?

Unicorn 1: [squeals]

Zipp Storm: You brought that to Maretime Bay. You did that.

Pipp Petals: I did?

Maverick Mauve: Hey, nice new 'do, Posey!

Zipp Storm: I did!

Phyllis Cloverleaf: ...Then there was the Museum of Natural Hoofstory, the twenty-four-hour tram-pony-line park, the golden tree of knowledge...

Sunny Starscout: [whimpering, halfhearted vocalizing]

[door opens]

[ponies gasp]

Sunny Starscout: [gasps, laughs]

[Pipp Petals]

[rapping] One, two, three, four

Bring that tail right through the door

Five, six, seven, eight

You're not leaving here 'til you feel great

Shine bright, sparkle and glow

Flick that mane with a flow like "whoa!"

Vibe, you're on it

You're a brand new pony, so flaunt it

Hey!

Phyllis Cloverleaf: It's... It's... It's... exactly the same!

[spaghetti western music]

Phyllis Cloverleaf: Just the way I like it!

[pop]

[ponies gasp]

[door opens]

[door closes]

[ponies cheer]

Zipp Storm: You the style icon! Whoo!

Sunny Starscout: That was amazing, Pipp! I knew you could do it!

Pipp Petals: [sighs] Thanks for covering for me, Sunny. And thanks for always being there for me, Zipp. You're the best sister ever— [deep gasp] Really?! You never let me style your mane!

Zipp Storm: ["I-don't-know" sound]

Pipp Petals: Oh, my pony! I always thought you'd look amazing with a pony perm! Or, like, okay, a manehawk! Or maybe in a different color! Okay, okay! How do you feel about bangs?

The Unboxing of Izzy

Hitch Trailblazer: Get ready for the ultimate... Maretime Bay tour!

Izzy Moonbow: Yay!

Zipp Storm: I can't wait!

Pipp Petals: I love tours!

Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! I'm gonna see this! And I'm gonna see that! And I'm gonna see—!

[clanking and whirring]

Izzy Moonbow: [yells]

Random Pony 1: [screams]

Izzy Moonbow: ...total darkness?

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: Izzy!

Hitch Trailblazer: I thought all the unicorn traps were disabled. Note to self – check traps for—

Sunny Starscout: Hitch! A little help here?

Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm. [humming, chuckles]

[click]

[buzz]

Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm.

[clicking, buzzing]

Hitch Trailblazer: [grunts] The release button isn't working!

Sunny Starscout: [gasps] Then how are we gonna get her out?!

Izzy Moonbow: I'm fine. This'll be fun. [gasps] I've never been a box before.

Hitch Trailblazer: But I planned the tour with stops I knew each of you would love. Izzy can't do a tour in a box.

Izzy Moonbow: Oooh! You just gave me an idea!

[shimmering sounds]

[rumbling]

Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Is it levitating? Did I do it? Am I a levitating box?

Hitch Trailblazer: This is ridiculous. You can't even see!

Izzy Moonbow: But I can use my imaaaaaginaaaaatiooooon!

Hitch Trailblazer: [growls] Tour's cancelled!

[record scratch]

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Huh?

Sunny Starscout: Wait! Hitch! Look!

[rope whips]

Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] Okay, fine. Right this way! Our tour begins with the Maretime Bay town square!

[upbeat montage music]

[crashing]

Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!

Random Pony 2: [screams]

Random Pony 1: [screaming]

Hitch Trailblazer: [gulps]

Jazz: Hey!

Hitch Trailblazer: Hey! Huh?

Pipp Petals: [giggles]

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps]

Hitch Trailblazer: [growls]

[ponies whooping]

Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs] Huh?

Zipp Storm: [laughing]

Sunny Starscout: [laughs, gasps]

Hitch Trailblazer: [growls]

Hitch Trailblazer: [unenthused] Last stop... The beach.

Rest of Mane 5: [sounds of awe]

Hitch Trailblazer: I thought you'd love this, Izzy.

Izzy Moonbow: I do love it, Hitch! My favorite place in all of Maretime Bay! We're looking at a parking meter, right? Oh, I love those things.

Hitch Trailblazer: [groans] That is it! We have to get Izzy out of there now! [yells, grunting]

[metallic rattling]

Hitch Trailblazer: [babbling, grunting] Will nothing open this adorable cube prison?!

Izzy Moonbow: Don't you ever give up, Hitch! We just gotta think! Me and you! Pony and box!

Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm...

Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm...

[thud]

Izzy Moonbow: [giggles]

Hitch Trailblazer and Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm...

Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Zipp Storm: [gasp] Izzy!

Hitch Trailblazer: Izzy!

Izzy Moonbow: [yells] This is amazing! Whooooo! Whoo-hoo!

[thud!]

[crack]

[splash!]

Hitch Trailblazer: You have got to be kidding me.

[splash!]

Izzy Moonbow: [giggles]

Hitch Trailblazer: My perfect tour... ruined!

Izzy Moonbow: Hey there, Hitchy-poo. What's wrong, buddy?

Hitch Trailblazer: This tour was supposed to show you that Maretime Bay is an amazing place to live.

Izzy Moonbow: Hitch, mission accomplished!

Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?

Izzy Moonbow: We just had a blast! And it's all thanks to you!

Pipp Petals: Yeah, I've always wanted to see the Houvre. It's, like, a totally famous museum.

Zipp Storm: And how cool was that ropes course? I'm definitely going to check that out.

Hitch Trailblazer: So... you all like Maretime Bay?

Pipp Petals: We love it!

Zipp Storm: I feel more at home now.

Izzy Moonbow: Best tour I've ever been on. Seriously.

Sunny Starscout: See, Hitch? When something doesn't go to plan, you just have to... wait for it... think outside the box! [laughs]

Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] That is so funny! 'Cause I'm inside a box.

Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs, gasps] "Outside the box"! [grunting] Aha!

[click]

[clanking]

Izzy Moonbow: I'm a unicorn again! We made some good memories though, didn't we, box? Now I can take the real tour!

Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]

Hitch Trailblazer: Right this way, and you'll see—

[clanking]

Hitch Trailblazer: [yells]

[metallic thudding]

Hitch Trailblazer: UGHHHH!

Clip Trot

[Singer]

Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny

Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny

Kick up your paws and slide to the right

Shake your tail now side-to-side

Do a little dip and bring it up quick

Pipp Petals: [deep gasp] Ponies!

[doors open]

Pipp Petals: Have you seen this ClipTrot? It... is... so... awe... sooooome!

[beat]

Pipp Petals: It's the Hip-Hop Bunny Bop! The new dance craze? It's only got, like, a million hooftaps!

Izzy Moonbow: A million hooftaps? Surely you only need four. Dah-dah-doo, dah-dah-dee!

[beat]

Izzy Moonbow: [nervous laugh] Okay, you're a tough crowd.

Pipp Petals: We have to try it! [squeals] My Pippsqueaks will be expecting it! Aaaaand five, six, seven, eight!

Sunny Starscout: Just listen to the beat, feel the rhythm, and most importantly, be yourself.

["Do the Bunny Hip Hop" playing]

Izzy Moonbow: [laughing]

Zipp Storm: [chuckles]

Hitch Trailblazer: Whoo! Hitch has got it! Uh-huh!

Mane 5 sans Pipp: [laughing]

Pipp Petals: No, no, no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Cut! Stop! Stop it!

Zipp Storm: [grunting] Yeah! Upload that!

Pipp Petals: I cannot upload that! That was nothing like the bunnies! Watch. It goes like this.

[Singer]

Time to get fluffy

I said it's time to get fluffy

Here we go now, here we go

Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny

Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny

[song continues under]

Zipp Storm: Oh, uh, is that the time? Gotta do that thing I was telling you about. Sunny? You remember? That "thing"?

[zip!]

Sunny Starscout: Um, uh, yeah! That "thing"! Wasn't I supposed to help you?

[zip!]

Hitch Trailblazer: Me, too!

[zip!]

[beat]

Izzy Moonbow: Aaaaaaaaand... yeah, I can't think of an excuse. Gotta go!

[zip!]

Pipp Petals: [gasps]

Jazz: [gasps]

Pipp Petals: Hey, Jazzy-babe! Loving that hooficure! Cuuuute!

Jazz: Oh, wow, thanks! I just—

Pipp Petals: So I could totally use your help on some, like, amazing content! Aaaaand five, six, seven, eight!

Come on, ponies

Show me what you got

I said show me what you got

Here we go now, here we go

Yeah! [rhythmic grunting] Who needs those ponies? Not me! I'll! Just! Do! It! My! Seeeelf! [panting] What do you think, Jazz?

Jazz: Uh, I mean, it's great, but—

Posey Bloom: That's soooo last week! What? [laughs] Have you been living in a cave?

[thunder]

Hitch Trailblazer: We're not lost! We're just slowing down! Living life unplugged!

[phone beeping]

Pipp Petals: No Canternet?! UGH!

Pipp Petals: So no one does the Hip-Hop Bunny Bop anymore?

Posey Bloom: Nope. We're waiting for the next big thing.

Pipp Petals: The next big thing, huh? Hmmm...

[phone beeping]

Jazz: Hmmm. That really is gonna be the next big thing. Explode it!

Pipp Petals: [grunts] Psssh! Aaaaand... upload!

[Pipp Petals]

Do a little dip and bring it up quick

Trot to it now, let me see you twist

Look at you glow, look at you shine

Show me that spark, everypony unite

Rocky: Now that is fire! Hooftap!

[beeping]

[Pipp Petals]

It's the pony hip hop

It's the pony hip hop

McSnipsalot: [growls]

[Pipp Petals]

Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony

Everypony everywhere

Trot to the beat, you can feel it in the air

Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony

Pony-pony, do the pony-ony-ony

Queen Haven: [singsong] Hooftap!

Pegasus 1: Hooftap!

[Pipp Petals]

Everypony everywhere

Sparkle and shine, show that you care

[beeping]

Izzy Moonbow: We... look... amazing!

Sunny Starscout: I've never seen so many hooftaps! I bet everypony in Equestria has seen this!

Seashell: 'Kay, Pippsqueaks! You be Sunny, you be Izzy, and I will be [vocalizing] Piiiiiiiiiipp!

[foals giggling]

Pipp Petals: Or...

[foals gasp]

Pipp Petals: ...how about you just be yourselves?

[foals giggling]

Pipp Petals: Yeah! That's it! You got it!

Izzy Moonbow: [imitating dance beat, scatting] 'Kay, is anypony getting this? 'Cause I'm an icon! Oooh! Ah, oooh! Izzy, Izzy! Izzy, Izzy! Make it work!

Foal Me Once

[whoosh!]

[funky music]

Fifi: [gasps]

[ponies gasp]

Fifi: Huh?

Hitch Trailblazer: What seems to be the problem, neighbor? [gasps]

[camera clicking]

[chalk scraping]

[glass clinking]

Hitch Trailblazer: I'll get to the bottom of this.

[bunnycorn yipping]

Hitch Trailblazer: Not now, bunnycorns. The only thing I'm hungry for... is justice!

[whoosh!]

[bunnycorns whine]

[doors open]

[phones ringing]

Hitch Trailblazer: Huh? Sheriff's station. You got Hitch.

Sunny Starscout: [muffled] Hitch! All the fruit! It's gone!

[phone rings]

Hitch Trailblazer: What? Hang on, Sunny. This is Hitch.

Sunglasses Vendor: [muffled] They're gone! All gone!

Hitch Trailblazer: What's gone? Are you there?

[phone rings]

Hitch Trailblazer: Hitch here!

Posey Bloom: [muffled] Are you listening?! Paintings on the wall!

[phone rings]

Hitch Trailblazer: Yikes! Be right with you! Hello?

Sunglasses Vendor: [muffled sobbing]

[phone rings]

Hitch Trailblazer: Hello?!

[phones ringing]

[muffled voices]

[door opens]

Zipp Storm: Hitch! Is this a good time?

[muffled voices]

Zipp Storm: You seem to be a little... tied up. [snickers] You really should find a new deputy.

Hitch Trailblazer: [grunting] I've got this under control, Zipp. [grunting] Aah!

[thud]

Hitch Trailblazer: Anyway, [dramatically] I work alone! There's only one perfectly groomed sheriff capable of handling it all – me! Crime waits for nopony!

[doors open]

[critters yip]

[whoosh!]

[critters whine]

[Hitch Trailblazer]

[rapping]

Things have gone missin' from all over town

I gotta inspect, gotta write things down

Hitch is closin' in with his well-groomed face

Just a few more steps and I'll close this case

Time to catch this devious colt or mare

A mastermind's behind this, but who? And where?

Hitch Trailblazer: Hitch knew this was the work of a genius criminal mastermind. But somehow, some way, he would connect the dots. Uh, strings. [coughing] I'd arrest somepony for a super-citrus smoothie right now.

[beat]

Hitch Trailblazer: Whoa. That's convenient. I don't remember picking this up. [sips] Straaaaange. Delicious, but straaaaange.

[bird clears throat, screams]

Hitch Trailblazer: [yawns] Look out, crime! Hitch is comin' for ya!

[creak]

[thud!]

Hitch Trailblazer: Smoothie cups? Sunglasses? The missing painting?! [gasps] Am I the criminal mastermind?!

[door opens]

Zipp Storm: Hey, Hitch! I came to— Huh.

[harmonica playing]

Zipp Storm: Huh? Uhhh, whatcha doin'... in there... buddy?

Hitch Trailblazer: I'm all washed up, Zipp. Here. Take the keys. Find a new sheriff. [dramatically] Something caused Hitch to snap. He had gone down a dark road.

Zipp Storm: Um, Hitch? These are all your favorite things. This smells like a setup and... [sniffs] ...super citrus smoothie?

Hitch Trailblazer: [sipping] Huh? [screams]

[splat]

Hitch Trailblazer: [yelps] Uh, you might be onto something. [grunting, pants] Um, Zipp? A little help?

Zipp Storm: Ohhhh, so you do need help?

Hitch Trailblazer: You're right, Zipp. Maybe I do need a new deputy.

Zipp Storm: Good idea. Now go get 'em, sheriff!

[click]

Hitch Trailblazer: You had me running all over town. But now I finally got you.

[bunnycorn yips]

Hitch Trailblazer: What do you have to say for yourselves?

[bunnycorn yips]

Hitch Trailblazer: Wait. Did you steal those things for me?

[critters yipping]

Hitch Trailblazer: Well, I'm flattered, but you can't go around taking things. You've broken a dozen laws, not to mention health code violations. Go return everything!

[funky music]

Posey Bloom: Hmmm... [laughs]

Sunny Starscout: Huh? Ah! Huh?

[raccooncorn whistling]

[critters yipping]

Hitch Trailblazer: I'm sorry for ignoring you. But you did the crime, and now you gotta do the time.

[critters gasp]

[camera clicks]

It's T.U.E.S. Day

Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing, scatting] It's T.U.E.S. Day! Woo-hoo! Uni-kah! Uni-koh! Uni-fah! Uni-foh! Uni-mee! Uni-kooooooh! [squeals]

[beat]

Sunny Starscout: Uh... No, Izzy. It's Thursday. Aah! And I'm late to open the smoothie cart!

[zip!]

Zipp Storm: Ugh! The Pegasus marathon already started!

Pipp Petals: Mane Melody can't open without the "mane" attraction!

Izzy Moonbow: No, it's T.U.E.S. Day. T.U.E.S.! The Unicorn Expression of Sparkle Day! A special day for everyunicorn—

[doors close]

Izzy Moonbow: ...and their friends. [sighs] I miss Bridlewood. Earth ponies and Pegasi are great and all, but it'd be nice to make another unicorn friend. [gasps] "Make" a unicorn friend!

[clattering]

[thudding]

[sawing]

[hammering]

[rip!]

[clanking]

[soldering sounds]

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] It's beautiful. And it's alive! And I shall call you... Señor Butterscotch! [affected voice] Hello, Izzy! It's me, your favorite unicorn pal! [normally] Woo-hoo! Hi, Señor Butterscotch! Do you, uh, want to celebrate T.U.E.S. Day with me? [affected voice] Let the festivities commence! [normally] Uni-kah! [affected voice] Uni-koh! [normally] Uni-fah! [affected voice] Uni-foh!

[upbeat music]

Izzy Moonbow: [giggling, deep laughter]

Jazz Hooves: [gasps]

[tense music]

Optimare Prime: Trotformers, roll out!

Izzy Moonbow: Ah! [giggling]

Posey Bloom: [growling]

Optimare Prime: Autobots, transform!

Posey Bloom: Aah!

[thud]

Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]

[thud]

Posey Bloom: [groans]

[upbeat music]

[splat]

Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]

Hitch Trailblazer: Hmmm.

[creak]

Hitch Trailblazer: [screams, blows whistle]

[blender whirring]

Izzy Moonbow: [affected voice] Two strawberry sunshines, please.

Sunny Starscout: Coming right up, sir— Aah! [nervous laugh] E-Everything okay, Izzy? Who's your, um... Who's this?

Izzy Moonbow: This is Señor Butterscotch! He's my new unicorn friend!

Sunny Starscout: [nervously] Hello, Señor... Butterscotch.

Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Sunny! Happy T.U.E.S. Day!

Sunny Starscout: [chuckles] I told you. It's Thursday, not Tu— Ohhhhh! T.U.E.S. Day!

[clattering]

Hitch Trailblazer: Anypony think Izzy is acting a bit strange?

Zipp Storm: [laughs] Yeah. I was flying and thought I saw her with a huge unicorn made of junk.

Pipp Petals: Yup, that was real. Jazz gave them both hooficures.

Sunny Starscout: See? Today isn't Tuesday!

Pipp Petals: Yeah, Sunny. We know.

Zipp Storm: I think she's losing it, too. How many hooves am I holding up?

Sunny Starscout: No, today isn't Tuesday. It's T.U.E.S. Day! The Unicorn Expression of Sparkle Day! I can't believe I forgot! It's a special day for unicorns to celebrate friendship!

Izzy Moonbow: [grunting]

[clunk]

Izzy Moonbow: Sorry, Señor Butterscotch. I should not have had all that pasta. [groans] We had a fun day, Señor B. But it just doesn't feel like T.U.E.S. Day without my f— Aah!

[thud]

Rest of Mane 5: Happy T.U.E.S. Day! Uni-kah! Uni-koh! Uni-fah! Uni-foh! Uni-kooooooh!

Izzy Moonbow: Awww! You ponies remembered? Oh, did you just pretended to forget?

[beat]

Sunny Starscout: Well... no. We forgot. We're all still learning about everypony's special days, and I guess we need to try a bit harder.

Pipp Petals: We're sorry, Izzy.

Zipp Storm: We thought you lost it.

Hitch Trailblazer: We'll do better. I promise.

Sunny Starscout: But we were thinking. Maybe there's still time to do our own T.U.E.S. Day. All together?

Izzy Moonbow: Are you kidding?! I had a whole day of fun, and now I get to do it all again with you ponies?! Whoo! This is the best T.U.E.S. Day ever!

[upbeat music]

[creaking]

[doors close]

Sunny-Day Dinners

Sunny Starscout: And... perfect! Breakfast of champions! Everypony needs a hearty meal before a busy day. Ponies! Family breakfast!

Zipp Storm: Sorry, Sunny! Gotta rush!

[zip!]

Izzy Moonbow: [scatting, chomps] Mmmm! Good pancakes, Sunny!

Sunny Starscout: Yuck.

Izzy Moonbow: [scatting]

[door opens]

Hitch Trailblazer: They're doing it again with the garden tools!

[raccoon-corns growling]

Sunny Starscout: You can't deal with that on an empty stomach.

Hitch Trailblazer: There's no time!

Sunny Starscout: Uh... good luck!

[phone buzzes]

[phone chimes]

Pipp Petals: [grunting] Excuse me. Oh! Sorry! Excusez-moi! [groans] Can't believe I missed your pancakes this morning, Sunny! But Mane Melody is totes slammed. Okay, later, bye! [blows kiss]

Sunny Starscout: Laters. Everyone is so busy. It feels like we're drifting apart.

Sunny Starscout: Turn it aro— A-ha! There we go! Hey, ponies! I know everypony's got a lot going on. But we can't forget to make time for each other. Who's up for a hike to Prancing Point? Don't forget!

[phone beeping]

Izzy Moonbow: [yells]

[wind whistles]

Sunny Starscout: Ugh! They forgot!

Izzy Moonbow: Oh, forgot what?

Sunny Starscout: Whew! I thought nopony was coming! Aw, you're the only one who remembered, Izzy!

Izzy Moonbow: Remembered? Oh! Yes! Totally! Nothing slips out of this brain! [laughs nervously] Nope! Did... Did not forget! Nooooo way! [laughs nervously]

Sunny Starscout: And you brought a trailer full of rocks on the hike?

Izzy Moonbow: Uhhhh... [sighs] They're gemstones. And okay. I did forget! But I'm here now.

Sunny Starscout: That's all that matters. Prancing Point, here we come!

[poppy montage music]

[montage music turns ominous]

Izzy Moonbow: [nervous sound]

[growl-like noises]

Sunny Starscout and Izzy Moonbow: Aah! [screaming]

Zipp Storm: [gasps]

Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]

[razor buzzing]

Pipp Petals: [gasps]

Zipp Storm, Hitch Trailblazer, and Pipp Petals: No! The hike!

[doors open]

Hitch Trailblazer: Sunny, w-we're... We're so sorry! Sunny? SUNNY!

Pipp Petals: Izzy's not here either! Maybe they're together?

Zipp Storm: Let's hope so. It's getting late, and they should've been back ages ago. Something's not right.

Hitch Trailblazer: [hyperventilating]

Pipp Petals: Don't worry, Hitch. We're, like totally gonna find them.

Hitch Trailblazer: [hyperventilating]

Zipp Storm: Izzy!

Hitch Trailblazer: SUNNY!

Zipp Storm: Sunny!

[8-bit music]

[crack]

Sunny Starscout: Ugh. Izzy.

Izzy Moonbow: [breathing hard, gasps] Did you hear that? Something is out there. I can smell it.

Sunny Starscout: It's just your imagination. There's nothing out there.

[thud!]

Sunny Starscout: I heard that. Come on. Let's go the other way.

[thud]

Mane 5: [scream]

Pipp Petals: Not the face!

Zipp Storm: Hitch, I'm telling you. This is the fastest way home.

Hitch Trailblazer: Agree to disagree.

Pipp Petals: It's kinda spooky out here, right? Aah! [laughs] I love it!

[Izzy Moonbow]

[rapping]

Levitate your hooves in the air!

Earth ponies don't clean their underwear!

[gasps]

Zipp Storm: Uh, Izzy? I think it might be time for some new lyrics.

Mane 5 sans Sunny: [laughing]

Sunny Starscout: See? This is all I wanted. Good old-fashioned quality time. Let's eat!

Pipp Petals: Instead of Sunday dinners, we have "Sunny-day" dinners! [laughs] Get it? Do you get...? Totally a thing now.

Izzy Moonbow: That's it! I've got it! [clears throat]

[rapping]

Raise your hooves up high!

And bring together all ponykind!

Mane 5: Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Maretime Bay Day 2.0

Posey Bloom: Steady... Steady!

[water rushing]

Posey Bloom: Whoa!

Earth Pony: Ugh!

[ponies yelling]

Pipp Petals: Ah! That is golden! I am a pony in the zone-y! [sighs] Amazing what a little peace and quiet can do.

Izzy Moonbow: What are you doing, Pipp?

Pipp Petals: [screams] Hey, everypony! Just cutting together my Maretime Bay Day vlog!

Rest of Mane 5: [gasp]

Hitch Trailblazer: Gasp!

Pipp Petals: It was so special! I just wanted a way to remember it forever! Plus, it'll be great for my Ponygram. Check it out! I got bloopers!

Fifi: Huh?

Jazz Hooves: Aah! [laughs]

Pipp Petals: Behind the scenes!

Hitch Trailblazer: [high-pitched vocalizing]

Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Zipp Storm: [giggle]

Hitch Trailblazer: I regret nothing.

Pipp Petals: I even caught the moment Earth ponies got their magic!

[thud, thud]

[rumble!]

[chomp!]

Zipp Storm: Nice one, sis.

Izzy Moonbow: Ohhh, so it's kinda like making a daisy chain! But instead of daisies, it's weird talking picture squares!

Pipp Petals: R-Right. But it kinda took me all day to put together, so just be—

Izzy Moonbow: So many memories!

[blenders whirring]

[ponies laughing]

Izzy Moonbow: [laughing]

Sunny Starscout: [gagging]

Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]

Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Ooh!

Pipp Petals: Seriously, Izz, you're gonna press—

Computer: Files erased.

[dramatic music sting]

Pipp Petals: ...the "Delete" button!

Izzy Moonbow: Um, don't worry! I know how to fix this! More typing!

Computer: Files gone forever.

Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, and Zipp Storm: [gasp]

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Even more typing?

Rest of Mane 5: Izzy, no!

Izzy Moonbow: I'm so sorry, Pipp! My hoof slipped, and then the button slipped, and then the picture squares slipped into the trash, and I just—!

Pipp Petals: It's okay. We'll just do it again next year. No worries. [voice cracking] Totally fine. Um, I'm just gonna... take a nap.

[door slams]

Pipp Petals: [muffled wailing] Oh, it hurts! [wailing continues]

Pipp Petals: [sniffling]

[knock on door]

Izzy Moonbow: You can come in.

[door opens]

Izzy Moonbow: [imitating Pipp] Hey, look! It's me, Pipp! The most icoooniiic Pegasus in Maretime Bay! With a song in my heart and a sparkle in my eye!

[door opens]

Sunny Starscout: And did someone order a giant strawberry ripple smoothie with Pegasus wings?

[whipped cream spraying]

[splat]

Hitch Trailblazer: Or how about a cheer-up dance?

[can-can music]

Hitch Trailblazer: Aah!

[thud]

Pipp Petals: [laughs] Thanks, ponies. But none of this is gonna bring back Maretime Bay Day.

Zipp Storm: "Bring back Maretime Bay Day"! That's it! Everypony, follow me! Sunny, hit the shower first.

Sunny Starscout: [chuckles]

Pipp Petals: Yay.

Zipp Storm: Pipp, come out into the garden. We've got something to show you.

Pipp Petals: Um, I'm clearly a little busy building a sand castle.

Zipp Storm: Come on. Trust me.

[door opens]

Pipp Petals: Look, unles you've recreated Maretime Bay Day in the garden— Ohhhh, you've, like, totally recreated Maretime Bay Day in the garden! [chomps]

Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, and Hitch Trailblazer: Surprise!

Pipp Petals: [gasps] It's... perfect! [sobs] Oh, wow! So many feels! How did you do all this?

Izzy Moonbow: Well, we had pretty great material to guide us.

Zipp Storm: Here. So you can refilm it.

Pipp Petals: Thanks, Zipp! But, you know, I think I'd rather just enjoy an amazing time with my even more amazing friends. A-one, two, three, hit it!

[Mane 5]

Hey!

Try something new, take a chance, just believe it

Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?

Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, hey!

Whoa-oh-ohhhh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh

Try something new, take a chance, just believe it

Let out your light, shining bright, can ya see it?

At Mane Melody, hey!

At Mane Melody!

[camera clicks]

The Game Is a Hoof

Dr. Frankenstallion: It lives... My monster lives!

[thunder]

[thunder]

Mane 5 sans Zipp Storm: [scream]

Hitch Trailblazer: It's Frankenstallion's monster!

Izzy Moonbow: [munch]

Zipp Storm: I'm only gonna say this once. Who... took... my... sunglasses?!

Izzy Moonbow: [munch]

[crash!]

Zipp Storm: Everypony, follow me!

[upbeat music]

[camera clicking]

Pipp Petals: [hesitant] Love what you've done with the place, sis.

[dramatic sting]

[thud]

[clicking, whirring]

Sunny Starscout: Whoa. That's intense.

Zipp Storm: Let's start with our first pony of interest. What do you say, Hitch? Remember this morning at the beach? Sheriff?!

Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright, sunshiny day in Maretime Bay. Too bad I left my sunglasses back at the station. I'll just steal yours, Zipp! [evil laughter]

Hitch Trailblazer: Objection! That is not what I said!

Hitch Trailblazer: Another bright, sunshiny day in Maretime Bay. Sure wish I hadn't left my sunnies back at the station.

Zipp Storm: "Back at the station"? Really?

Hitch Trailblazer: Mm-hmm. Although I don't need sunglasses to... see the problem with your theory.

Sunny Starscout and Pipp Petals: [groaning]

Izzy Moonbow: I liked that. That was good.

Zipp Storm: Okay, okay. What about you, Pipp?! I get it. We're sisters, Pipp. And you borrowed something without asking. Just give 'em back, and we'll forget it ever happened.

Pipp Petals: Why would I take your sunglasses, Zipp? They're so not my style.

Zipp Storm: Remember? "Function over fashion"?

Pipp Petals: [gasps]

Zipp Storm: You were so excited to show off...

Pipp Petals: ...the brand-new auto-mane-tic shampoo and shine! A perfect 'do in two minutes!

[clank!]

[whirring]

[splashing]

Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [gasp]

Earth Pony: [screams]

Pipp Petals: [screaming] I think I got it in my eyes! Quick! Give me your sunglasses!

Zipp Storm: But you said they were so last season.

Pipp Petals: Sometimes, Zipp, you've gotta take function over fashion! Oh! Never tell anypony I said that!

[splashing]

[beep!]

Pipp Petals: I borrowed your sunglasses one time! It was an e-mer-gen-cy! But why would I steal them? I have plenty of my own.

Zipp Storm: Well, uh... w-what about you, Sunny? Making smoothies all day in the sun, you must need—

Sunny Starscout: [slurping]

Zipp Storm: Uh... [laughs nervously] Right. That only leaves... Izzy? [gasps] Of course!

Zipp Storm: [voiceover] All... that... measuring...

Zipp Storm: Making sure that my sunglasses would fit you! Before you stole them!

Izzy Moonbow: Noooo... [laughs nervously] Zipp, see, I mean... The thing, actually... uh... DISTRACTION!

[papers whipping]

Zipp Storm: [yelling, growls]

Izzy Moonbow: [yelping]

Zipp Storm: [growls]

Izzy Moonbow: [panting]

[door opens]

Izzy Moonbow: [screaming]

Zipp Storm: Izzy, stop! Whoa!

[thud]

Zipp Storm: [groans]

Izzy Moonbow: [grunting]

Zipp Storm: End of the line, Izz! Nowhere left to trot! We can do this the easy way or the—

Izzy Moonbow: Here you go, Zipp! I hope you like it!

Zipp Storm: Buh... For me? [gasps]

[techno music]

Zipp Storm: Whoa...! Incredible!

Izzy Moonbow: I didn't take your sunglasses, Zipp. I swear. I was taking your measurements so I could make these for you. Any good detective has super fancy gadgets.

Zipp Storm: Oh! Thanks, Izzy!

[techno music]

Zipp Storm: Whoa! Ewww, gross.

Zipp Storm: Best gift ever, Izzy! I love them! Whoa!

[thud]

[crunch]

Zipp Storm: [laughs nervously] Guess I found them. Sorry.

Izzy Moonbow: I can fix those!

Pipp Petals: Ugh.

Hitch Trailblazer: Amateur.

Sunny Starscout: You've gotta be kidding me.

Zipp Storm: Uh, b-but that was fun, right? Right? Ugh.

Dumpster Diving

Skye Silver: And a hush descends as Neptune steps up to take his dive.

[whoosh!]

[splash!]

Zipp Storm: Whoo-hoo! [laughs] That's how you make a splash in this competition! Go, Zephyr Heights!

[cranking]

Izzy Moonbow: Yay!

[twang!]

[clink]

Hitch Trailblazer: Ehhh... Still think a Pegasus has an unfair advantage in the diving competition.

[clinking]

[clang!]

Izzy Moonbow: [sighs]

[cranking]

Izzy Moonbow: Aha! Well, hello, perfect little ringy-thingy! [laughs]

Sunny Starscout: Next diver up! Maretime Bay can still win this!

[thud!]

Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer and Zipp Storm: IZZY!

[clink]

Izzy Moonbow: Awww! Now this Maretime Bay Day gift for Sunny will never be ready in time. I've tried everything. Even the—

Pipp Petals: [screams] What's wrong with the shower?! Izzy!

Izzy Moonbow: [yelps] Gotta keep looking!

Pipp Petals: [screams]

[door opens]

Pipp Petals: [growls]

[vroom!]

Izzy Moonbow: Ah! Nah. Too big.

Izzy Moonbow: Too small. [laughs nervously]

Izzy Moonbow: Too doughnut-y. [chomps]

[triangle ringing]

Izzy Moonbow: Not ring-y enough.

Izzy Moonbow: [grunting] Too stuck-to-a-building-y.

Izzy Moonbow: [sighs, gasps] Absolutely perfect! Oh, Posey! Let me see those amazing ear danglers!

Posey Bloom: [screams]

[vroom!]

Posey Bloom: Back off, Izzy! They're mine! [screams]

Izzy Moonbow: [grunts] Just one! Come on, Posey! It's for a great cause! [yelping]

Posey Bloom: No way!

Izzy Moonbow: [grunts]

Posey Bloom: [screams]

Izzy Moonbow and Posey Bloom: [grunting]

[crash!]

Izzy Moonbow: Yay! Nah. Too plasticky. [gasps] That could work! Wait up!

Posey Bloom: [growls] Huh?

[zip!]

Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Awww, no good. I'm never gonna— [gasps]

[raccoon-corn squeals]

[crash!]

Izzy Moonbow: Whoaaaa... Whoo-hoo!

[Izzy Moonbow]

Makin' a splash

A splash into trash

Rehashing this trash

Don't have to be so slapdash

Uni-cycled in a flash

Could be a table or mustache

Anything really for trash

T-R-A-S-H

Doesn't mean it's waste

T-R-A-S-H

With a dash of taste

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo

Make it brand new-ooh, ooh-ooh

Whoo!

Come on in, the trash is lovely

Lookin' for a ring for Sunny

Call it waste, call it misplaced

But always with a dash of taste

You might think it's rotten

But I think you have forgotten

It's anything really for trash

(Oh, yeah!)

T-R-A-S-H

Doesn't mean it's waste

T-R-A-S-H

With a dash of taste

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo

Make it brand new-ooh, ooh-ooh

Whoo!

Izzy Moonbow: Aha! There you are, my circly little friend!

Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaah! All uni-cycled up! Huh... Something's still not quite right. [gasps] Oh! I know!

[shimmering]

Izzy Moonbow: Wow! Oh! The floating's unexpected, but Sunny's gonna love it!

Pipp Petals: Izzy! What's happened to my manedryer?! It's missing, like, all the pieces!

Izzy Moonbow: Sorry, Pipp. I can fix it! Hang on!

Pipp Petals: Izzy?! Where are you going?! Come back! No one can see me like this!

Izzy Moonbow: Yee-haw! Whoo-hooooo!

Alicorn Issues

Izzy Moonbow: Ooh!

Mane 5: Hey! Ho!

[Mane 5]

'Cause I get to work with you

Pipp Petals: Besties!

[shimmering]

[shimmering]

[whoosh!]

Zipp Storm: Aah!

[splatting]

Sunny Starscout: [groans] What... happened?

Zipp Storm: You exploded into a pile of—

Izzy Moonbow: Glitter! Glitter! Glitter! Glitter!

Pipp Petals: Ugh! Don't you ponies know what time it is? Wait, what? [gasps] All this glitter is drying out my mane!

Sunny Starscout: Sorry, everypony. My Alicorn magic has a mind of its own. I can't control it.

Zipp Storm: Maybe you need a magic word? Something to help bring out your inner Alicorn?

Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! How about a catchphrase? Like "wing it!" Or "let's fly!" Oh! Oh, oh, oh! I know! "Alicorn it up!"

Sunny Starscout: "Alicorn it up"?

[shimmering]

[flitting]

Izzy Moonbow: It might need some work. [snickers] You're not gonna fly very far with those wings. Pbbbt!

Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: Shhhh!

Sunny Starscout: UGH! Izzy's right! I can't help anypony like this!

Pipp Petals: Don't worry, Sunny. All you need is a new look. A makeover fit for an Alicorn!

Sunny Starscout: Aah!

Pipp Petals: We are going to need highlights, lowlights, hoof glitter, hoof polish, a facial, and a curl!

Jazz Hooves: You don't mean...

Pipp Petals: Oh, I do. The works!

Jazz Hooves and Rocky: [gasp]

[Pipp Petals]

[rapping] One, two, three, four

Bring that tail right through the door

Five, six, seven, eight

You're not leaving here 'til you feel great

Shine bright, sparkle and glow

Flick that mane with a flow like "whoa!"

Vibe, you're on it

You're a brand new pony, so flaunt it

Hey!

Pipp Petals: Et voila!

[shimmering]

Sunny Starscout: Uh... I don't think it worked.

Izzy Moonbow: Whoa, Pipp! You're good! Do me next!

Pipp Petals: [laughs nervously] Look on the bright side. At least the mane covers those tiny wings.

[flitting]

Zipp Storm: No, no, no. This is about more than a mane. It's about inspiration. And nothing inspires quite like a little...

Zipp Storm: ...danger! A bit of danger will totally trigger your Alicorn abilities.

Pipp Petals: I don't know about this, Zipp.

Sunny Starscout: Um... what am I looking at? Are you sure? This looks—

Izzy Moonbow: Fun!

Sunny Starscout: Impossible.

Zipp Storm: You'll do great. [scoffs]

Pipp Petals: Here, let's get that mane out of your face.

Pipp Petals: There! Much bett—! It'll do.

Zipp Storm: Ready... set... go!

Sunny Starscout: [screaming]

[shimmering]

Sunny Starscout: [screams]

[thud]

Pipp Petals: Sunny! Are you all right?! Your poor mane! Zipp, what were you thinking?!

Zipp Storm: This is the best Alicorn yet.

Izzy Moonbow: Ah, we just need better transformation words. How about... "Hooftastic-maneriffic-canter-[???]-docious!"

Pipp Petals: A new Alicorn outfit would totally do the trick. Maybe a few accessories?

Zipp Storm: Maybe if I add fire to the obstacle course! Sunny, what do you think?

Foal: Huh? [giggling]

Hitch Trailblazer: Aha.

Sunny Starscout: That was a complete disaster.

Hitch Trailblazer: Figured I'd find you here. Pipp told me what happened. You okay?

Sunny Starscout: Everypony else seems to be growing so fast. I just feel... stuck.

Hitch Trailblazer: You helped everypony believe in magic. Now it's time to believe in your own magic, Sunny. In here.

Sunny Starscout: Thanks, Hitch. If only it were that simple.

[water rushing]

Sunny Starscout: Oh, no! The foals!

Hitch Trailblazer: Aah!

[thud]

Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]

Sunny Starscout: Come on, Sunny! You can do this! Those foals need you!

[shimmering]

[heroic music]

[water rushing]

[shoom!]

Sunny Starscout: I did it! [laughs] Now if I can just figure out how to turn off the glitter.

Hitch Trailblazer: [muffled] I know you can do it, Sunny!

Making a Foal of Me

Pipp Petals: [humming] Now I hope everypony is feeling nice and relaxed.

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Pipp Petals: Aah! Hitch?!

Baby Sunny Starscout: Nom-nom-nom...

Pipp Petals: [gasps] Sunny?!

[thud]

Pipp Petals: [gasps] Izzy?! What is going on?!

Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

[sproing!]

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [screaming]

Pipp Petals: Aah!

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Pipp Petals: [sighs]

Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]

Pipp Petals: What... is... happening?!

Pipp Petals: Okay!

[curtains flapping]

Pipp Petals: Nopony panic. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Baby Sunny Starscout and Baby Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]

Pipp Petals: I just need a moment to think.

Pipp Petals: [over speakers] Who's ready for a pamper party?!

[party music]

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]

Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]

Pipp Petals: No, no! No! Cloudpuff, help!

Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Pipp Petals: Please! If Zipp sees you like this, she's gonna be so—!

Zipp Storm: Pipp?!

[water splashing]

Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]

Pipp Petals: Our friends are fillies!

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [clears throat]

Pipp Petals: ...And foals!

Zipp Storm: Uh-huh! But how?!

Baby Sunny Starscout: [cooing]

Pipp Petals: Grab that filly!

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Baby Izzy Moonbow: [baby talk]

Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk, laughs, baby talk]

Zipp Storm: Pipp, how did this happen?!

Pipp Petals: I don't know! Aah!

Baby Izzy Moonbow: [laughs]

Pipp Petals: I'm starting to lose it! [screaming and yelping]

Zipp Storm: Pipp, try and stay calm and just tell me what happened. Every detail from the beginning.

Pipp Petals: Okay, so... I invited everypony to Mane Melody for an amazing spa day.

Pipp Petals: [voiceover] And everypony was loving it! They were so relaxed!

Hitch Trailblazer: [slurping]

Pipp Petals: [voiceover] Everything was perfect!

Zipp Storm: Huh. [sniffing, slurps] Was it something they ate? Something they drank? Something in this... weird beauty stuff?

Pipp Petals: [scoffs] It is not weird!

Puppy Cloudpuff: [yipping]

Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: Puppy Cloudpuff!

Zipp Storm: Wait. What's this?

Pipp Petals: That? Oh. It's my all-new, totally natural, fabulous fruity face mask.

Zipp Storm: Why is it glowing?

Pipp Petals: Uh-oh. Well...

[bubbling]

[poof!]

Zipp Storm: You put magic glitter in the face mask?!

Pipp Petals: I didn't know it was magic!

Zipp Storm: How are we gonna get them back—?

[chomp]

Zipp Storm: Aah! Sunny! No biting! [grunts] Ahhh!

[thud]

Pipp Petals: Come on, Pipp. You can fix this. This is totally your thing. Think. The face mask has ingredients to make you look younger. But maybe with a different mix of ingredients, I can make them look older? [gasps] Zipp, I have an idea!

[upbeat music]

[blender whirring]

[splatting]

[shimmering]

Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [baby talk]

Baby Izzy Moonbow: Huh?

Zipp Storm: Pipp, Pipp. I got this. Once upon a time!

Baby Sunny Starscout, Baby Hitch Trailblazer, and Baby Izzy Moonbow: Huh?

Zipp Storm: There were two sisters who were very different. And even though they liked different things – really different things – that was what made life together so fun!

Baby Sunny Starscout: Mmm...

Baby Hitch Trailblazer: [yawns]

Pipp Petals: Aw, you used to tell me bedtime stories.

Baby Sunny Starscout: [baby talk]

Zipp Storm: The sisters traveled together across Equestria...

Hitch Trailblazer: [grunts, yawns] Whew! Hey... Wow! I do feel younger!

Cloudpuff: [barks]

Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Huh? That was amazing! I am gonna tell all my friends about this! "You gotta try this new spa!"

Sunny Starscout: Whoa. You two look exhausted. You should totally treat yourself to one of these face masks!

Pipp Petals and Zipp Storm: [laugh]