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School of Rock

Maud Pie: [deadpan] Welcome to Rock Talks with Maud. Are you ready for rocks?
Male Student: Woo!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Me, too. I'm thrilled that you are here at the Canterlot Natural History Museum to learn about rocks, minerals, fossils, and, last, but not least...
Sweetie Belle: [snores]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] ...landforms. As you can see, our display is currently undergoing some metamorphic changes.
Maud Pie: [deadpan] It's been rocky getting this new one off the ground, and we're all feeling... the pressure. That's a little rock business humor for you.
"Velvet Sky": [yawns]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Ha-ha.
Pinkie Pie: Good one, Maud!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Thank you. Minerals are classified as naturally occurring substances formed in a geological process. They feature a crystalline structure, in addition to specific physical properties and chemical composition. Now for something really fun. I will point to the sedimentary rocks. There. And there. There. That one. There. And there. [continues under]
Pinkie Pie: Ready for what we planned with Maud?
Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.
Rarity: Let's do it!
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Thanks to the rock cycle, we also have these gems. Friction heats up rocks. Baked rock doesn't melt, it forms them into crystals.
Students: [gasp]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] But all of it starts with hot magma rising to the crust through volcanic pipes. You might know it as "lava".
[rumbling, explosion]
Students: [chatter]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] "Magma-nificent." And the process of fossilization is the reason we have these dinosaur bones. Imagine, if you will, that these colossal prehistoric beasts go walking through the museum right now.
Students: [chatter]
Maud Pie: [deadpan] Look at that. You don't have to imagine. "Dino-mite."
Students: [cheer]
Young Girl: As a proud member of the Maud Squad, I just wanted to ask, will you sign my geology book?
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Look at Maud! She's ecstatic!

A Fine Line

Sunset Shimmer: Hey, is this the line for the new Tirek's Revenge video game?
Sandalwood: Yeah!
Sunset Shimmer: Ooh! Rise of Tirek was awesome! I've been waiting ages for the sequel!
Sandalwood: Whoa, whoa. Heh, this is the line for the line.
Sunset Shimmer: [grunts]
Sandalwood: Hey, it's about the quest with your buds. Not the loot.
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]
Sandalwood: Can you believe we've already been here three hours?! Time flies when you're with your best friends! Ha ha! Let's do trust falls!
Rainbow Dash: That looks unsafe.
Sunset Shimmer: Rainbow Dash? I thought you couldn't make it.
Rainbow Dash: I finished up early. Where is everybody else?
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, I didn't think they'd wanna do this. But, hey, at least you're here.
Sunset Shimmer: And now you're gone.
Sandalwood: Oop! Sorry! Sometimes things get outta hand when you're having this much fun with your best friends! Ha ha!
Pinkie Pie: Is this yours?
Rainbow Dash: Turns out they do wanna do this!
[rock music]
Sunset Shimmer: Wow! It's my turn already?
Cashier: Thorry. Just thold the latht one.
Sunset Shimmer: Aw, it's all right. I got to hang out with you guys. Who cares about a video game?
Pinkie Pie: Oh! That's what we were waiting for? I just thought we were having a super-duper fun line party! I pre-ordered it for you weeks ago.
Sunset Shimmer: You know what the best part of this game is?
Applejack: Uh, the quest?
Rainbow Dash: The powerups?
Fluttershy: The revenge?
Sunset Shimmer: It's multiplayer!
The Equestria Girls: [cheer]

Pinkie Sitting

Rarity: I can't thank you enough for filling in for my babysitting emploi, Pinkie Pie. I couldn't pass up the last-minute ticket to the Young Designers' Gala.
Pinkie Pie: Ah, no biggie-wiggie! I love kids!
Rarity: Oh, you're a small pink lifesaver! Toodle-oo!
[party cannon squeak]
Pinkie Pie: Hi, Lily! Welcome to the best babysitting bash on the block! I have all sorts of super-fun stuff for us to do!
[door closes]
Pinkie Pie: Do you want to... bake a yummy cake, or... make super-silly hats, or bake a silly hat-shaped cake?
Lily Pad: Um, I-I think I'll just sit quietly and read, if that's okay.
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Okay.
[clock ticking]
Pinkie Pie: Boring! So... what's the story about?
Lily Pad: It's... It's a... It's about a band of girl pirates who are sailing the seven seas, and one day, there's a big storm and stuff.
Pinkie Pie: Then what happens?
Lily Pad: Um, they get stranded on a desert island.
Pinkie Pie: Whee! Woo-hoo! Hmm? Dessert Island! [munches] Want some?
Lily Pad: Unh-unh.
Pinkie Pie: Tell me more!
Lily Pad: Um, and then the monkeys...
Pinkie Pie: [imitates monkey screeching]
Lily Pad: ...and the crabs...
Pinkie Pie: Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!
Lily Pad: [giggles] ...and the birds...
Pinkie Pie: [squawks]
Lily Pad: ...become the pirate girls' friends and they teach them all kinds of cool tricks.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie want a cracker! [squawks] Whee! [laughs, imitates monkey] Rawk! Pinkie want a cracker! Rawk! [pants]
Lily Pad: Do you want me to read it to you?
Pinkie Pie: Do I?!
Lily Pad: [reading] "The pirates waved to their new friends on the shore as they sailed into the sunset. They lived happily ever after. The end."
Pinkie Pie: [yawning] You're gonna make a terrific babysitter some day, Lily. [snores] Monkeys... pirates...
Lily Pad: I hope I'm as good as you.

Queen of Clubs

[pig snorting]
Applejack: [laughs]
Rarity: Oh! [nose pinched] Whyever do you have that swine accompanying you to school, Applejack?
Applejack: It's Photo Day for all the clubs, and it's a Young Farmers' Club tradition to have your critter in the yearbook picture.
Rainbow Dash: You're lucky you're only in one club. I'm in five this year. So busy.
Applejack: Well, Young Farmers is just one of the six clubs I'm in.
Rainbow Dash: [stammers] I meant five sports clubs!
Rarity: Sweeties, darlings, loveys, it's not a competition.
[techno montage music, camera flashing throughout]
Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [sigh]
Applejack: Well, the scores are in, and it's a darn-tootin' tie! Gah!
Rainbow Dash: You have got to be kidding me! After all that?!
Applejack: At least between the two of us, we joined every single club at CHS.
Rarity: [clears throat] Not all the clubs.
Rainbow Dash: How did we miss that one?
Rarity: Uh-uh-uh, darlings. It's very exclusive.
Applejack: Is that my pig?
Rarity: Oh, well, of course. You can't expect me to be the president and the vice-president.
[pig oinks]


[garbled thoughts overlapping]
Sweetie Belle: [thinking] My science project is gonna be overdue!
Sandalwood: [thinking] Hey, a jelly bean!
Trixie Lulamoon: [thinking, singsongy] Trixie is gre-eat, Trixie is powerful...
Sunset Shimmer: Lalalalalalalalala!
Sunset Shimmer: [groans] Well, the earmuffs don't work. I'm now hearing everything everyone's thinking without even touching them! Is anyone else experiencing a sudden... uh... surge in their powers today?
Rest of the Equestria Girls: Uh.... eh...
[birds chirping]
Twilight Sparkle: Whooooaaaaa!
Applejack: Uh...
Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Sunset Shimmer: So you have! Sorry. I just heard all of your thoughts. Can't help it.
Twilight Sparkle: Fascinating. I wonder what's causing it.
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Hi, guys! I just ran here from the soccer field in three seconds! Wait, hold on!
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Forgot my backpack! [chomp] Yuck! This needs mustard.
Rainbow Dash: [quickly] Super speed is where it's at, am I right?! It's like, I can't stop because I've been getting so much done!
[geodes shimmering]
Twilight Sparkle: Okay. I may have a theory about what's going on with our magic.
Twilight Sparkle: Our geodes are all connected. So the more each of us use our magic for everyday tasks, the more all of our powers become supercharged and go... haywire!
Sunset Shimmer: Since Rainbow was using her super speed for everything, all of us experienced an uncontrollable boost.
Rest of the Equestria Girls: Ohhhhh.
Rainbow Dash: [laughing nervously] Whoopsies.
Rarity: Well, so long as we use it in moderation, our magic should stay under control?
Pinkie Pie: And our geodes will go all glowy if it's about to get whack-a-doodle-doo?
Twilight Sparkle: It seems that way.
Rest of the Equestria Girls: [agreeing]
Zephyr Breeze: Hey, Rainbows! There you are. Do you wanna go to the mall with me?
Rainbow Dash: Uh, I forgot I have to be at a... uh... a thing.
Zephyr Breeze: Okay.
Rainbow Dash: Uhhhh...
Zephyr Breeze: O...kay. That's cool. I don't... care anyway.
All except Fluttershy: [laughing]
Sunset Shimmer: [sighs]

The Finals Countdown

[school bell rings]
Miss Cheerilee: And I hope you're all prepared, because final exams are in two weeks!
Rarity: [gasps]
Pinkie Pie: [screams]
Fluttershy: [whimpers]
Rainbow Dash: [groans]
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, girls. We're gonna ace these finals!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Hey, it's true, no stoppin' now
You're facin' a big test
So much to do, so much to learn
So bring it, be your best
Feeling doubts, forgetting facts
Won't get you to the top
If you're gonna make it
You got to pull out all the stops
You've got to rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
The hard part is getting goin'
To get your mind on track
Put aside all those distractions
'Cause there's no turnin' back
But you know it just gets better
When you see the end in sight
Take it on, start going strong
You can get it right!
[The Equestria Girls]
You can get it right!
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
Flash by flash, card by card
Rememberin' all that you know
Put yourself through all the paces
Take a seat, it's time to show
Step by step, start it small
Look how much you can grow
Now you're lookin' at all aces
Take a seat, it's time to show
You've got to rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class (gotta rise up!)
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class (gotta rise up!)
Rise up (up!) to the top of the class
Go straight to the top of the class
And you know you can make it
You know what you've got
You've got to rise up!

Star Crossed

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm so excited for my, uh... "hang-out" with Timber Spruce. First, we're gonna peruse the exhibit on gravitational fields for thirteen minutes. Then, we'll marvel at the vastness of the universe during the planetarium show. And finally, we'll enjoy...
Spike: [yawns]
Twilight Sparkle: ...cups of hot cocoa and casual conversation as we spot constellations in the night sky.
Fluttershy: Oh, that all sounds lovely! You're sure it isn't too much for one "hang-out"?
Twilight Sparkle: No! It's all going to go exactly as I planned! Perfect, that is!
Fluttershy: I got something special for your big night. Just in case.
Twilight Sparkle: Awww, that's so sweet. You didn't...
[bugs wriggling]
Twilight Sparkle: ...have to?
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Timber! Wanna go inside and see the gravity exhibit? It's really pulling me in! [nervous chuckle]
Timber Spruce: Uh... [nervous chuckle] On account of the gravitational pull?
Twilight Sparkle: [loud, awkward chuckling] Ugh.
Twilight Sparkle: But it says the exhibit should be right here, next to the statue of Star Swirl.
Timber Spruce: Maybe it got sucked into a... black hole?
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: [laughing]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! The planetarium show's about to start!
Museum Employee: All shows are cancelled for the rest of the day.
Twilight Sparkle: Ohhh...
Timber Spruce: Hey, that's okay, Twilight. It's not the end of the world.
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] The telescope! Come on!
[clouds rumbling]
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: [slurp]
Timber Spruce: Ow! Hot!
Twilight Sparkle: Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot! Ow! Ohhh... I'm tho thorry, Thimber. Nothing's gone ath planned. We got lotht, the show wath canthelled, we burned our tongueth, and now the thky's too overcatht to thpot a thingle thtar! [sighs] And I wath really hoping to impreth you.
Timber Spruce: [nervous chuckle] Tell me about it. Now how am I supposed to impress you by pointing out the constellations of Equuleus, Pegasus, and Cassiopeia?
Twilight Sparkle: You know where those are?
Timber Spruce: Uh, I... may have done a little astronomy studying in preparation for tonight. Okay. A lot of studying.
Twilight Sparkle: Consider me...
Twilight Sparkle and Timber Spruce: ...starstruck.

My Little Shop of Horrors

Principal Celestia: Thank you for looking after my garden while I'm away on vacation, Twilight. I really appreciate it.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm so excited, Spike! I even brought my own watering can!
Spike: Ha-ha.
Twilight Sparkle: This is the perfect chance to expand my knowledge of botany!
Spike: Let's get to it!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Give a little and you
Get a little and you
Care a little and it starts to show
Growing things is easy
If you just give it room to grow
Oh! [laughs] Well, hi there, little guys! How are you doing?
[Singing Plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Try a little and it starts to show
Growing quick is easy when you just
Get some room to grow
[Twilight Sparkle]
Starting small but growing taller
All ya need's a little love
A little care
A little for you, a little for you
And maybe just a little more over there
[Singing Plants]
Give a little 'cause ya
Care a little and ya
Tip a little and ya make it more
Growing big is easy when you just
Get a little bit more!
Twilight Sparkle: Ooh. You, too? And you? Well, okay. More?
[Plant Soloist 1]
Gettin' a little isn't quite enough to satisfy
[Plant Soloist 2]
I'd like a little more, please
Can you help me? I'm a-dyin'!
Please, I'll be your best friend
You can tell me all your woes
Shove over just a little bit
I need some room to grow!
[Plant Soloist 3]
Come on, Twilight, help me out
I'm thirsty, I need love
[Plant Soloist 4]
Over here, I need some
[Plant Soloist 3]
Hey, bud, you don't gotta shove!
[Singing Plants]
Help us, Twilight, we need more
That's the water we adore
Just a little extra taste
Don't let a droplet go to waste
[continues under]
Applejack: Whoa! What the hay is goin' on here?!
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know what happened! I was just watering them, and—! And—!
Applejack: It's that waterin' can, that's what! It's got magic all over it!
Twilight Sparkle: What do we do?!
Spike: Twilight!
Applejack: Quick! Try this!
[sprinklers going off]
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: Phew!
Principal Celestia: Oh, and Twilight? Just be careful not to over-water the plants. Have fun!

Display of Affection

Prim Hemline: It's absolutely... adequate.
Rarity: [sighs] After working here for months and months, I knew I'd finally do something to catch your eye!
Prim Hemline: In a couple of days, a style scout from Canterlot City Fashion Week is visiting our shop. I need a window display with something fresh. I would like you to design and execute it.
Rarity: Really? [gasps] Thank you, Ms. Hemline! You will not regret this!
Prim Hemline: Oh, and Rarity? Don't mess up.
Rarity: Thank you for the opportunity! [sighs] I thrive under pressure. One does not become a diamond without pressure.
Rarity: [stressed] IT'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE! What in heavens will I do? I have tried everything – fringe, appliqués, cheese! The muse has left me!
Sunset Shimmer: I'm sure you'll have an idea soon. You can't force artistic inspiration.
[people exclaiming indistinctly]
Rarity: Another piece by the secretive street artist Flanksy. I wonder what it's like not to want credit and praise for one's genius creations.
Sunset Shimmer: Y-Yeah, uh... me, too.
Rarity: This mural is everything I want to say, but through paint instead of fabric!
[tap tap]
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, it looks like you found your muse again.
Rarity: Ah-ha-ha-ha! Yes, uh, [clears throat] it's a postmodern installation piece celebrating the creative process— Ooh, who am I kidding? It's atrocious! This window's not avant-garde; it's avant-marred!
Sunset Shimmer: Maybe there's a way we can save it.
Rarity: It's supposed to be finished by tomorrow! [sobbing] I'M GOING HOME! Au revoir, career! [bawling]
Rarity: Huh?
[crowd gasping, exclaiming]
Rarity: [gasps]
Prim Hemline: Hmm. I don't know how you did it, Rarity, but congratulations.
[shifty music]
Rarity: [gasps]

A Little Birdie Told Me

Cranky Doodle: All right, kids, notebooks away. Quiz time!
[students groan]
Fluttershy: Well, hello there, Hubert. Is everything okay?
Hubert: [twitters]
Cranky Doodle: Only No. 2 pencils, got it? Okay... Begin!
Fluttershy: Oh. We'll talk after the quiz, okay?
Trixie Lulamoon: [indistinguishably] Ugh, I hate math.
[birds chirping]
Fluttershy: Slow down. You're all talking at once. What is it?
[birds chirping]
Fluttershy: Oh, I see. If you take four from that one and divide them equally, that sounds like a solution to the problem, Reginald. Good thinking.
Trixie Lulamoon: Mr. Doodle!
Cranky Doodle: Yes?
Trixie Lulamoon: The Honest and Observant Trixie has reason to believe that Fluttershy is cheating!
[students gasp]
Trixie Lulamoon: Yes! I saw her talking to those birds!
Cranky Doodle: Fluttershy, cheatin' is a serious offense.
Fluttershy: I swear I wasn't cheating. I was whispering to the birds because they were having an argument over sticks for their nests and—
Trixie Lulamoon: An argument? Sounds made-up!
Fluttershy: No, n-n-no! See, Hubert thought that Reginald was stealing from his, but I told him, "Surely, you can tell the difference between oak and poplar sticks." Right, sweetie? [giggles] They don't know anything about math, but I studied really hard for this test.
Trixie Lulamoon: Sure you did.
Fluttershy: Hey! I know my stuff!
Trixie Lulamoon: So prove it, then!
Fluttershy: Go on. Make... my... day!
[music, students gasping throughout]
Cranky Doodle: She's correct!
[students cheer]
Fluttershy: [giggles]
Trixie Lulamoon: Hello? The Great and Powerful Trixie needs a tutor. Uh, which one of you knows trigonometry?

Super Squad Goals

Sunset Shimmer: [narrating] Meanwhile, in Canterlot City...
Rainbow Dash: A whole day in the big city to do whatever we want!
Rarity: Ooh, just think of the fashion!
Applejack: The food!
Pinkie Pie: The frolicking! That's short for "frosting licking"! I'm gonna get my hot little hands on the new dessert trend – the puffcake! Half cream puff, half cupcake! [shuddering]
Rarity: The city is our oyster!
Jewelry Store Owner: Help! He's getting away with my jewels!
Rarity: [gasps] The puffcakes will have to wait for justice!
[1960s Batman-esque music]
Twilight Sparkle: That way!
[music continues]
Applejack: [grunts]
[bicycle bell jingles]
Biker: Geh!
Sunset Shimmer: Whoa!
[jazzy music]
Pinkie Pie: He went this-a-way!
Fluttershy: Oh, um, excuse me, but, um, can we please have the jewelry back now?
Sunset Shimmer: You didn't need to give her the jewels to impress her.
Thief: I'm... so... sorry. [sobs]
Sunset Shimmer: But now you'll have plenty of time to think about that...
Rainbow Dash: ...from jail!
The Equestria Girls: [munching]
Pinkie Pie: It's everything I've dreamed of!
[ending button]

Road Trippin

Twilight Sparkle: Instruments? Check. Band members?
The Rainbooms: Check!
Twilight Sparkle: Directions to Cousin Goldie's party? Check. Perfect! We're a little behind schedule, but if we get on the road in the next 37 seconds, we'll make it just in time to go on stage for Goldie's party.
The Rainbooms: [cheer]
[seat belt clicking]
Granny Smith: Buckle up, Rainbooms.
[bus drives off]
[traffic noises]
Sunset Shimmer: Aw...
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. The GPS has accounted for traffic.
Granny Smith: G-P-what-now? I don't need that ninny newfangly flippatyjippaty. I know me a shortcut!
The Rainbooms: [screaming]
Pinkie Pie: Woohoo! Step on it, Granny!
[tire pops]
[bus drives off]
Fluttershy: Um, excuse us, sorry to interrupt your lunch, but, do you mind?
[bus resumes]
Pinkie Pie: If a tree falls in the woods and then gets sprinkle-blasted to bits, did it ever really exist?
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, I love your riddles, but— BRIDGE!!!
Granny Smith: Hold on ta yer horses, girls!
[bus revs up]
The Rainbooms: [scream, then scream in slow motion]
Pinkie Pie: Sorry! I love your work!
Female Director: Tell the props department we're gonna need another bridge!
Twilight Sparkle: We've 30 more seconds!
Goldie Delicious: Please welcome the Rainbooms!
[crowd cheers]
Goldie Delicious: [to Granny] How was the drive, dear?
Granny Smith: Aw, pfft! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Goldie Delicious: Don't ya go squeezin' my Lemon Squeezy, that's my favorite cat.
Goldie Delicious and Granny Smith: [laugh]
[music plays]

X Marks the Spot

[pirate-themed video game music]
Sunset Shimmer: Huh? What the...? Check this out! I found an actual real-life message in a bottle!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Is it a love letter? A secret recipe? Or, wait. Someone's trapped on a deserted island? We have to save them!
Sunset Shimmer: It's a treasure map.
Twilight Sparkle: It looks just like this beach.
Pinkie Pie: Amazing! Let's go!
[pirate-themed video game music]
Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle: [panting, yelling]
Sunset Shimmer: Look! There it is! I wonder if it's filled with loot!
[chest opens]
Pinkie Pie: The treasure is a treasure map!
Sunset Shimmer: [reading] "Follow the trail to the top of the MFBO and look for the X at the end of the..." [gasps] It's a code! If only we had a... decoder ring!
Twilight Sparkle: Well, that's convenient.
Sunset Shimmer: "Follow the S-H... SHELLS to the... PIER and look for the X at the end of the R-A-I... RAINBOW!"
Pinkie Pie: Look! There's a trail of shells!
Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle: [laugh]
[crowd noises]
[baby cooing]
Twilight Sparkle: This is the pier. Now where's the—
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow!
[truck drives away]
Twilight Sparkle: "X Marks the Sushi"?
Sunset Shimmer: Excuse me, do you know anything about a treasure map?
"Carrot Bun": [pirate accent] Aargh! Congr-argh-tulations! Ye mateys followed ye map to find the bounty of X Sushi!
Sunset Shimmer: Yes! What's our treasure?
"Carrot Bun": Twenty p-argh-cent off any hand roll, plus all-ye-can-eat wasabi! Aargh!
Twilight Sparkle: That's it?
Pinkie Pie: The treasure is a sushi truck! That's amazing!
Twilight Sparkle: Mmm... Mmmm... I like it.
Pinkie Pie: Ah... ah... tho thpithy! [breathes fire]
Pinkie Pie: [sighs]
Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle: [laugh]

Aww... Baby Turtles

[distant crying]
Fluttershy: [gasps]
Rarity: Is everything okay, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I don't think so. I hear crying.
[distant crying]
Fluttershy: From a bunch of baby sea turtles. They just hatched and are trying to find their way to the water. But they're lost.
Rarity: Oh, no!
Fluttershy: Ohhh... How could I ever find a bunch of teeny, tiny turtles on this great, big beach?!
Rainbow Dash: Tank here is a tortoise. Maybe he could help us?
Fluttershy: Hmmm... That's not exactly the same, but it's worth a try.
Fluttershy: Lead the way, Tank!
Rainbow Dash: Ugh!
Rarity: There they are!
Baby turtle: [sneezes]
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack: Awwwwww...
Fluttershy: You did it, Tank!
Rainbow Dash: So, what do we do now?
Fluttershy: We just need to help them get to the water safely. Just over this sand dune, past those rocks and crabs, beyond that abandoned sandcastle city, and around that dangerous shipwreck! [gasps] Oh, boy...
Rainbow Dash: Don't worry. We'll just carry them to safety.
Fluttershy: We can't! They have to make the journey on their own so they can imprint and return to this beach when they lay their own eggs someday.
Rainbow Dash: Well, then, the least we can do is help clear a path for them.
Rainbow Dash: [grunting]
Applejack: [grunting]
Fluttershy: That's it. The path is clear. Go, baby turtles! Be free! Um... Adorable tiny turtles?
Rainbow Dash: Tank? Fluttershy, look! The trail in the sand! Tank?
Fluttershy: Tank led the babies!
Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack: Awwwwww...
Baby turtles: [giggling]
Fluttershy: Well done, Tank! [giggling] They think Tank's their mommy.
Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack: Awwwwww...

Lost and Found

Applejack: [sighs] Summer. Ya know, there's nothin' like kickin' back and enjoyin' the—
Rarity: Complete disaster!
Rainbow Dash: Are you okay, Rarity?
Rarity: [bawling] My earring's gone! A one-of-a-kind, irreplaceable work of art! I should know. I made it. I was reapplying my SPF when I realized my ear was... naked! I don't know what to do! It meant so much to me! And... and...
Applejack: If you want our help, just ask.
Rarity: Oh, would you mind? I took the liberty of getting some equipment.
[metal detector clicks]
Applejack: Any luck?
Rainbow Dash: Not so f— Wait! I got something!
Rarity: [gasps] Could it be?!
Rainbow Dash: Close... but not quite.
Applejack: Hold yer horses! Now I'm beepin'!
Rainbow Dash: Now that is definitely a—
Rarity: [gasps]
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] False alarm.
Rarity: [sighs]
[horseshoe clinks]
Rarity: Well, not to worry. We've got plenty of time.
Rarity: I can't believe this! We've combed the entire beach and found nothing! Nothing! I'm sorry I've wasted your entire day.
Applejack: Are you kiddin'?! We haven't even done half the beach! Who knows what else we'll find?
Rainbow Dash: What even is this? [laughs] The sand is full of mysteries!
Rarity: But the sun's going down. [sighs] I guess it's a lost cause. [sniffles]
Rainbow Dash: Oh, hold that thought! And this.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! Got it! How's that for service?
Applejack: Uh, that's not it. Is it?
Rarity: It's... not. But thank you, both of you. I had a wonderful day just the same. Uh, I'll just take one last sweep. Guh. Ooh! Found it! Heh-heh.

Too Hot to Handle

Fluttershy: Thanks for helping with the Crab Adopt-a-Thon, everyone.
Rarity: Oh, not a problem. My whole life has been leading up to this moment! Voila! Crustacean couture!
Pinkie Pie: Ooh-la-la! Let me help! Ow! Ow!
[crab snipping]
Pinkie Pie: Actually, how about I help us away from the crabs? I could get us a snack! There's still an hour until the shaved ice stand closes!
Rainbow Dash:
Sounds great!
Oh, yum!
Pinkie Pie: Cool! I promise I'll be back before it starts! [imitates feet pattering]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Sparkly.
Little boy: [crying]
[seagull squawking]
Pinkie Pie: Hey!
[seagull squawking]
Pinkie Pie: Still works.
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! [growls]
Pinkie Pie: Ah!
Pinkie Pie: Boingy, boingy, boingy! Whee! [laughs]
Pinkie Pie: [screaming]
Pinkie Pie: Nailed it!
Rainbow Dash: You made it!
Pinkie Pie: Barely! You'll never believe what I had to do to get these back un-melty.
Rarity: Right on time. I hate to say it, but these crabs are getting awfully...
Rainbow Dash: Don't.
Rarity: ...crabby!
Fluttershy: Aw. They're hot, poor things. If only we had a way to cool them off.
Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Do you... want this?
[crabs scuttling and snipping]
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry, everyone. I wanted to have enough to share.
Rainbow Dash: No worries, Pinkie. I got this.
Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [laughing]

Unsolved Selfie Mysteries

Pinkie Pie: Say, "cheese sandwich!"
Pinkie Pie: Okay, once more with Gruyère!
Twilight Sparkle: Wait. What's that splotchy thing in the background?
Sunset Shimmer: It's a sea monster. We just caught it on camera!
Twilight Sparkle: Hold on. I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
Pinkie Pie: A sea monster?! I gotta see it to believe it! But I already believe it! [squee]
[geode glowing]
Fluttershy: But I don't hear anything.
Sunset Shimmer: Something's out there, and I'm gonna find out what it is. Who's with me?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Over here!
Fluttershy: I'll go. Maybe I can hear it better underwater.
Twilight Sparkle: You guys go ahead. I'll do some investigating of my own around the beach.
Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm...
Timber Spruce: Whatcha lookin' for?
Twilight Sparkle: Answers!
Timber Spruce: Huh?
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. I'll let you know when I have them.
Sunset Shimmer: Hurry! We have to move quickly so it doesn't get too far away!
Pinkie Pie: I'm ready! I'm not ready! Where's my floatie?
Sunset Shimmer: There's no time!
Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
[Jaws-esque music]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no! My friends! Sunset Shimmer! Pinkie Pie! Watch out!
Sunset Shimmer: We saw it! We saw the monster again!
Twilight Sparkle: I know! I saw it, too!
Sunset Shimmer: See? I told you! It was real!
Pinkie Pie: It's not only real! It's right there!
Timber Spruce: [screams]
[water rising]
Fluttershy: [sputters] I think I caught our "monster".
Pinkie Pie: My floatie! [laughs] Foiled again.
Sunset Shimmer: Eh...
Timber Spruce: [whistles innocently]
Pinkie Pie: Oh! I knew you would come back to me.

The Salty Sails

Twilight Sparkle: Life vests – on. Nautical dictionary – memorized. And course – set. Smooth sailing ahead. Ready about!
Pinkie Pie: I'm about ready for a snack. Care to try a caramel cream puff?
Twilight Sparkle: Mm-mm.
Rarity: Well, just serendipitous that we're setting sail, because I am winded.
Pinkie Pie: What's in the trunk, Rarity?
Rarity: Hmm? Oh, just a change of clothes and a coat in case it gets chilly. Also, a small folding table, various tools, a fashion reference library...
Pinkie Pie: [whistling]
Rarity: ....and a bag of gems. You know, the essentials.
Twilight Sparkle: The essentials, right. My calculations accounted for the weight of the boat, but I forgot to account for Rarity.
Rarity: Hmph.
Pinkie Pie: At sea, nothing's accounted for. Its tides are fierce yet sublime, as beautiful as they are chaotic. Cast away!
Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry. I checked the weather. We should expect a strong westward gale in three, two, one.
[wind blows]
Twilight Sparkle: Aah! We're going the wrong way! Ready about! Tack! Jibe! Am I the only one who memorized the nautical dictionary? Turn!
Pinkie Pie and Rarity: Oh! [chuckle]
Twilight Sparkle: We're way off course! Tack north! Almost back on track. If only we could get a little more power.
Rarity: [gasps]
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity: [scream]
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] My meticulously plotted chaaaaaaart!
Pinkie Pie: Surrender to the seeeeeeeea! [gasps] A rock! I mean, rock ho!
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: [scream]
Pinkie Pie: [grunts]
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity: [laugh]
Twilight Sparkle: Whichever way the wind blows, I guess it's not off-course as long as you're with your friends.
Rarity: Especially if your friends have towels!
Pinkie Pie: The ocean – vast, mysterious, wild. We may never fully understand her, but nonetheless, she commands respect. [chomps] Ooh! Salted caramel! [gulps, slurps]

Blue Crushed

Rainbow Dash: You sure you don't want to try it, Fluttershy? You can use my board.
Applejack: You'll be hangin' ten in no time. Twenty, even.
Fluttershy: Oh, no-no-no-no. I'll leave that to the experts like you and Rai—
[rock music]
Zephyr Breeze: Who's ready for a lesson in the fine art of the crush? Afternoon, ladies.
Fluttershy: My brother?!
Rainbow Dash: [chuckles] Zephyr Breeze? Since when do you surf?
Zephyr Breeze: [chuckles] Since always. I mean, look at this deck. Gladys. She's my pride and joy. She and I have been together for what seems like a lifetime.
Fluttershy: No, you haven't. You only just—
Zephyr Breeze: Waxed her this morning? Yes, it's true. See that shine? She's ready to seize the waves, so to speak.
Applejack: [groans] Let's quit hollerin' and hit the water then.
Zephyr Breeze: What's that now?
Rainbow Dash: Come on, Zephyr! Show us what you and "Gladys" can do!
Zephyr Breeze: [chuckles nervously] Okay...
[rock music]
Applejack: Whew! Looks like a big one! How would you tackle it?
Zephyr Breeze: Me? Uh, well, to be honest, I think it's best to start smaller. You girls probably aren't rea—
Rainbow Dash: Here it comes!
Rainbow Dash and Applejack: [whooping and laughing]
Zephyr Breeze: [screams]
Rainbow Dash: Isn't this great? The waves today are just killer!
Zephyr Breeze: That's what I'm afraid ooooof! Aah!
Rainbow Dash: Zephyr?
Applejack: Why on Earth would you try to hack it out there without knowin' how? You could've got hurt!
Zephyr Breeze: I did! My pride, that is. Wounded.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy: [groans]
Rainbow Dash: Zephyr...
Zephyr Breeze: I know. I've shocked you all. But Rainbow Dash, if you could find the strength to forgive me and the courage to keep from hopelessly falling for my—
Rainbow Dash: Ugh.
Zephyr Breeze: Maybe you could give me some tips?
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Fine. But I'm only doing this for Gladys. [whispering] He doesn't deserve you.

Turf War

[baby giggling]
Timber Spruce: Ahoy, Applejack! Whatcha doin'?
Applejack: I'm the substitute lifeguard today, and I'm ready to dive in headfirst. What's the plan? [grunting]
Timber Spruce: Well, there's not much to do so far, so just take a load off.
Applejack: [continues grunting] That's not my way. Gotta be prepared.
Timber Spruce: Oh. Heh. Me, too. It's just that my time at Camp Everfree taught me to trust in myself and be confident—
[baby crying]
Timber Spruce: Someone in need! Timber to the rescue!
Mother: My baby! Oh, how can I ever repay you?
Applejack: Just doin' ma job, ma'am. [to Timber] Uh, I got here first, so I just took care o' savin' that kid for ya. You're welcome!
Timber Spruce: Ow! Heh. You didn't have to.
Lyra Heartstrings: [screams]
Timber Spruce: Oh! I'll handle this! See? This is the kind of lifesaving instinct I developed at Everfree.
Woman 2: [yelps]
Applejack: Giddy up!
Applejack: See, this is what hard work can do.
Bulk Biceps: Help! [gasping] Help!
Applejack and Timber Spruce: Got it!
Bulk Biceps: [struggling]
Applejack: I gotcha!
Timber Spruce: I've got you!
Bulk Biceps: Heh? Hmm? [crying]
Applejack: Why are you crying? We're savin' you!
Bulk Biceps: [through tears] It's just I hate to... see you fight!
Timber Spruce: [grunting] We're not fighting.
Bulk Biceps: Really?
Timber Spruce: [grunting] You're right. We're kind of fighting. But we're also saving you.
Applejack: [grunting] Yeah. With my elbow grease and Timber's know-how, we actually make a pretty good team.
Timber Spruce: Yeah. I guess we do.
Applejack: Let's do this together?
Timber Spruce: Deal.
Bulk Biceps: Thanks, guys!
[woman yelps]
Timber Spruce: Race ya?
Applejack: Yeehaw!
Timber Spruce and Applejack: [laughing]

Friendship Math

[seagull squawks]
Pinkie Pie: [sipping] Ooh! Rarity left her Canterlot Beat magazine here! Ooh, look! It even has a pop quiz!
Twilight Sparkle: A quiz? On what? But I haven't studied!
Pinkie Pie: [reading] "Score your friendship levels: Are you BFFs for life?"
Twilight Sparkle: Okay! I'm in!
Pinkie Pie: "Question 1: What's your best friend's favorite food?"
Twilight Sparkle:
Cotton candy?
Pinkie Pie:
Pinkie Pie: That's only my third favorite food, behind cupcakes and regular cakes. [munches] No points. Oh, well. Next question: "Favorite part of school." It's... hmmm...
Twilight Sparkle:
Pinkie Pie:
Pinkie Pie: Nope. It's helping the janitor refill the snack machines. Okay! The score is still zero-zero. Cool! Same-sies! Last question: "What is your friend's biggest fear?"
Twilight Sparkle:
Uh... ice cream without sprinkles?
Pinkie Pie:
Is it... clownfish?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh-uh.
Pinkie Pie: Actually, mine is clownfish, but I don't even wanna think about undecorated desserts. [shudders] We flunked!
Twilight Sparkle: Flunked?! That can't be right! Are there no more questions?!
Pinkie Pie: Aw, it's just a silly quiz.
Twilight Sparkle: You're right! It's deeply unscientific. I'll do my own calculations to empirically prove we're best friends... foreveeeerrrrrrrr...
[stomach grumbles]
Twilight Sparkle: I've got it!
Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Twilight, your friendship equation!
Twilight Sparkle: That's all right. Our friendship is unquantifiable!
[squeaky axel]
Twilight Sparkle: It just means it can't be measured.
Pinkie Pie: Oh! [laughs] I coulda told you that!

The Last Day of School

[school bell rings]
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash: It's the last day of school!
Twilight Sparkle:
Rainbow Dash:
Twilight Sparkle: It's okay, Twilight. You've still got four more hours of classes. That's plenty of time to do extra credit work.
Rainbow Dash: Four more hours?! Oh, man! Might as well be a hundred years!
Twilight Sparkle: It's barely enough time to write all my thank-you cards to the teachers!
Rainbow Dash: Take it easy, Twilight! We'll be back in three months!
Twilight Sparkle: Three months?!
Miss Cheerilee: [clears throat] Ladies?
Twilight Sparkle: Uh, sorry, Miss Cheerilee, it's just Rainbow Dash was—
Rainbow Dash: Why don't we watch a movie for the last class of the day?
Miss Cheerilee: Oh! That's not a bad idea, Rainbow Dash! No use getting you started on a project this close to the finish line.
Twilight Sparkle: But I still have letters to finish, and a collage to make! And maybe I should just rewrite my final exams just in case!
Rainbow Dash: Daring Do vs. the Swamp Monsters!
Miss Cheerilee: Great suggestion!
[VCR activating]
[music on television]
[clock ticking]
Twilight Sparkle: [whimpering]
[school bell rings]
Twilight Sparkle: Noooooo!
Rainbow Dash: Yes!
Twilight Sparkle: Um... [whimpering]
Rainbow Dash: Twi? Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: [whimpering]
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle!
Twilight Sparkle: Aah!
Rainbow Dash: You know that summer break means you can read whatever you want, right?
Twilight Sparkle: I... can!
Rainbow Dash: Anything! We could even take a trip to the... public... library...
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps]
Rainbow Dash: Come on!
Twilight Sparkle: It's summer vacation!


Fluttershy: Okay. All set up to make the cutest, most cuddly adoption video ever. Once everyone sees what good pets you are, you'll find your forever homes in no time. [deep breath] I know exactly what to say. I just have to say it to the camera nice and clear. Yup. Just me, Pup-Pup, and the camera. [gulps] Plus the hundreds of people who'll watch the video... [whimpers]
Fluttershy: [softly] Are you an animal looking for a home? Whoops. Oh, I mean... Take two!
Fluttershy: [more softly] Is your home furry? No, no, no, start over. Take three.
Pup-Pup: [slurps]
Fluttershy: Pets... Friend... You... Happy... Take... T-T-Take, take, take...! Oh... Maybe I'll take an entirely different approach off-camera.
Fluttershy: You guys should be the stars of the video anyhow. I'll just get some super-cute shots of you guys being your well-behaved, perfect pet selves. And action! That's it, Mr. Puppy!
Mr. Puppy: Rowf!
Fluttershy: Oh. Oh, where did Kitty run off to? Come down and play. Please? No? Okay.
[animals making noises]
[bird chirping]
Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] What happened?
Fluttershy: [weakly] They heard the call of the wild... There's no way I'm gonna finish this video.
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack: [laugh]
Applejack: I think you've captured the fun of havin' a pet perfectly.
Fluttershy: [gasps] You do?
Twilight Sparkle: Certainly. With a little editing magic, this will make a great adoption video.
[sad music]
Fluttershy: [voiceover] Shelter pets... are the best!
[music gets more upbeat]
Fluttershy: [voiceover] If you're looking for a pet, these pets are looking for you!
[hamster squeaking]
Pup-Pup: [slurps]
Fluttershy: Come on down to the Canterlot Animal Shelter! Where we have the furry friend that's purr-fect for you!

Pinkie Pie: Snack Psychic

[50's doo-wop music]
Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! This place is packed!
Pinkie Pie: Welcome, girls! Be back soon! [to Flash] Big test?
Flash Sentry: Yeah. How'd ya know?
Pinkie Pie: When you're stressed, you always order grilled cheese. [gasps] Be right back! Here! Twi can help you. She's basically a genius at everything. Especially math.
Flash Sentry: Oh, no, it's... no big deal. Heh. I mean... only if you have time.
Twilight Sparkle: So, uh... what're ya workin' on?
Pinkie Pie: Hi! I wanna introduce you to my friend Rarity.
Rarity: [gasping]
"Blueberry Cake": Uh, why?
Pinkie Pie: That's why!
Rarity: Don't worry, darling. I can fix this! Do you have glitter on you?
Pinkie Pie: [sniffing] Chlorine! [sniffing] And soup. Aw, candy corn! [to Crystal Prep students] Eating soup after the big loss at the swim meet today?
Crystal Prep Male 1: Yeah. Losers don't deserve nachos.
Pinkie Pie: That's not true! Hold on. I know just what you need!
Pinkie Pie: First, you totally deserve nachos for trying! And second...
Pinkie Pie: ...this is Rainbow Dash! She's the captain of every single team at Canterlot High!
Crystal Prep students: [awed reactions]
Pinkie Pie: She's the best at turning today's loss into tomorrow's win!
Rainbow Dash: Okay. Here's the game plan for next week.
Sunny Sugarsocks: How do you do it, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Do what?
Sunny Sugarsocks: You always know exactly what everyone needs.
[music continues]
Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry: [laugh]
Pinkie Pie: It's just a gut feeling, you know?
[stomach rumbles]
Pinkie Pie: [snickering]
Sunny Sugarsocks: Mm-hmm. I know.
Pinkie Pie and Sunny Sugarsocks: [high five] Yeah! [nomming] Woo-hoo!

Five to Nine

Before the sun comes up
You gotta start your rocket boosters
Rise and shine, I'm feelin' fine
Wake up, Mr. Rooster
The early bird gets the worm
The sunrise makes me squirm
Oh, keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me crazy, misunderstood
But you won't hear me complain
'Cause I got time to spare
Fun to share
My friends along
A job well done by the break of daaaaawn
So many things need gettin' done
Around the neighborhood
So, get to work and get it done
Before the gettin' goin' gets good
Most people dread the grit and grime
But elbow grease works every time
Keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me crazy, misunderstood
But you won't hear me complain
'Cause I got time to spare
Fun to share
My friends along
A job well done by the break of dawn
Count my chickens, milk the cows
Hang those lights, I'll show ya how
Invite my friends, clean the barn
This is so excitin'!
Strum a guitar and sing this yarn!
Keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me crazy, misunderstood
But you won't hear me complain (Yee-haw!)
'Cause I got time to spare
I got fun to share
My friends along
A job well done by the break of dawn
Keepin' busy is keepin' good
Keep on goin' just like you should
Call me crazy, misunderstood
But you won't hear me complain
'Cause I got time to spare
I got fun to share
My friends along
A job well done by the break of daaaaawn

So Much More to Me

Sunset Shimmer: Are you sure you don't wanna come to the karaoke party, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Oh, no, Sunset. I can't. The thought of singing in public makes me... [squeaks]
Sunset Shimmer: No worries. See ya tomorrow.
[door opens]
[door closes]
Do you think the coast is clear?
No one to see, no one to hear
Me sing out my song?
I think we're all alone
I don't need my name in lights
That's not where I set my sights
No, oh-oh, no, not me
I don't need a stage to sing
I like the quiet, I like the calm
To turn it up, to sing along
I'm not just shy
Look close, and you will see
There's so much more to me
I'm just fine rehearsing on my own
My hairbrush is my microphone
Look out now, I'm in the zone
Yeah! Can you feel it?
I like the quiet, I like the calm
To turn it up, to sing along
I'm not just shy
Look close, and you will see
There's so much more to me
I speak soft out in a crowd
I whisper, "am I being too loud?"
But when I close that door
The crowd, it just wants more and more and mooooore
I like the quiet, I like the calm (oh-whoa-whoa)
To turn it up, to sing along
I'm not just shy
Look close, and you will see
There's so much more to me
I like my friends, I like my pets (oh-whoa-whoa)
I like to rock, do pirouettes (oh-whoa)
I'm more than shy
I'm more than you can see
There's so much more to me
Sunset Shimmer: Hey, Fluttershy! I came back to say we decided to go to a movie instead, but... Were you playing music?
Fluttershy: [squeaky] No!
Sunset Shimmer: Okay. Well, do you wanna come?
Fluttershy: I guess so.

The Other Side

Sitting here with my head in my hands
Ideas that come and go
Sketching my heart out, nothing will turn out
Everything seems so-so
I've been here before, and I know that I can
Do it if I try
But why, oh, why
Do you stumble before you fly?
My wheels keep turnin' (Oh, oh!)
My fire's still burnin' (Oh, oh!)
'Cause right now I'm learnin' (Oh, oh!)
How to get to the other side
It's a game of waitin' (Hey, hey!)
Anticipatin' (Hey, hey!)
But I keep creatin' (Hey, hey!)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side
(Get to the other side, hey!)
(Get to the other side, hey!)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other...
Keep on believin', I'll be achievin'
The harder that I go
Don't really know how, I won't give up now
Until I steal the show
With time, it gets better, I'll be a trendsetter
Doin' it my own way
Hey, hey, hey!
Won't stop 'til I seize the day
My wheels keep turnin' (Oh, oh!)
My fire's still burnin' (Oh, oh!)
'Cause right now I'm learnin' (Oh, oh!)
How to get to the other side
It's a game of waitin' (Hey, hey!)
Anticipatin' (Hey, hey!)
But I keep creatin' (Hey, hey!)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side
(Get to the other side, hey!)
(Get to the other side, hey!)
So I can get to the other
Get to the other side!