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Episode | Pie vs. Pie; Superb Six |
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Pie vs. Pie[]
- Pinkie Pie: Behold! The dough-cup-pop! Part doughnut, part cupcake, part lollipop, all phantasmically yummy!
- Twilight Sparkle: [chomps] Mmmm! Three times the dessert equals three times as delicious! [chomps]
- [door opens]
- Applejack: Howdy, y'all! Check it! Sugar Packet Place is givin' sweets away for free!
- [zip!]
- Pinkie Pie: [gasps, stutters, gasps]
- Buttershy: New owner special! Get off your seats and come by for free treats!
- Pinkie Pie: Hmmm...
- Pinkie Pie: Clever rhymes, sweet treats, lower prices? I wonder who this new owner could be.
- [door opens]
- Octavio Pie: Wonder no more!
- Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, allow me to introduce you to... my brother.
- Octavio Pie: Octavio Pie! Pie's my name, pie's my game! Buckball's also my game, but we're not playing that right now. Bring it in, sis!
- Pinkie Pie: [grunts] Well, pie was my name and my game first.
- Octavio Pie: Aw, come on, sis! You afraid of a little friendly sibling bake-off for old times' sake?
- Pinkie Pie: [scoffs] I've never been afraid of a sibling bake-off! Ever since we were little, Octavio and I would face off to bake off delectable desserts.
- Octavio Pie: Pinkie always won. But not this time.
- Pinkie Pie: [laughs] We'll just see about that, won't we?
- Twilight Sparkle: Hate to break it to you, Octavio, but there's no beating Pinkie's dough-cup-pops.
- Octavio Pie: We'll just see about that, won't we?
- Pinkie Pie: [stammers] But...! I just...! [groans] Now let the...
- Pinkie Pie and Octavio Pie: ...sibling bake-off begin!
- Pinkie Pie: Hey!
- Octavio Pie: [laughs] Jinx.
- Pinkie Pie: [growls]
- [zip!]
- Applejack: Huh. Well, sure was dandy meetin' your brother, Pinkie.
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, it always starts off sweet with him. But things have a way of turning sour. But there's no way he's gonna beat my dough-cup-pops!
- Twilight Sparkle: [burps] Mmm! I don't know how he can top this! [chewing]
- Octavio Pie: Get 'em here, get 'em now! Part cupcake, part doughnut! An Octavio orig' – the loll-up-nut!
- Pinkie Pie: [growls]
- [indistinct chatter]
- [clattering]
- Octavio Pie: You come to surrender already?
- Pinkie Pie: [scoffs] Hardly! You're telling me that you just happened to create the same combo doughnut-cupcake-lollipop one day after I did?!
- Octavio Pie: Why, we're just two slices of the same pie.
- Pinkie Pie: WE ARE VERY DIFFERENT PIES!!! Time to turn up the heat on this bake-off.
- [zip!]
- [music]
- [crowd cheers]
- Pinkie Pie: Come get the original dough-cup-pop! Why settle for an imitation when you can get the real thing?!
- [boom! boom!]
- Octavio Pie: Loll-up-nut! Now with free sprinkles!
- [splat]
- Pinkie Pie: [groans] Free unlimited toppings!
- [crowd gasps]
- [splat]
- Octavio Pie: Two loll-up-nuts for the price of one!
- [crowd gasps]
- Pinkie Pie: Three for the price of one! Beat that!
- Octavio Pie: Three loll-up-nuts and a bucket of cookies for the—
- Pinkie Pie: All of that and my friends and I will personally cater your parties!
- [crowd cheers]
- Applejack: We will?
- Pinkie Pie: We're a go with Operation: "Take Back My Creation That Was Shamelessly Copied By My Brother and Sold Across the Street". Wish me luck.
- Octavio Pie: Here you— Hey!
- Pinkie Pie: Aah! It's not what it looks like!
- Octavio Pie: Well, this is exactly what it looks like.
- Pinkie Pie: You took my dough-cup-pops!
- Octavio Pie: It feels good to be one hoof ahead of my sis for once in my little pony life.
- Pinkie Pie: [growls]
- Twilight Sparkle: Hey, you Pies.
- Pinkie Pie: He was copying me!
- Octavio Pie: She came all the way over here!
- Pinkie Pie and Octavio Pie: [yelling over each other]
- Applejack: That doesn't matter!
- Pinkie Pie: It doesn't?
- Applejack: No! Octavio, you know you shouldn't have copied Pinkie, right?
- Octavio Pie: I guess...
- Twilight Sparkle: And Pinkie, you know he copies you because he admires you, right?
- Pinkie Pie: Yeah...
- Octavio Pie: I'm sorry I copied your dough-cup-pops. I've always wanted to be just like you. You're so good at what you do. It's hard following in your hoofsteps.
- Pinkie Pie: [sighs] I see that now. I'm sorry this got so out of hoof. [sighs, gasps] Maybe instead of a bake-off, we should do a bake-with!
- Pinkie Pie and Octavio Pie: Come get your sweet-sweet-sweets! Pie sibling originals!
- [applause]
- Twilight Sparkle: [chomps] Mmmm!
Superb Six[]
- Pinkie Pie: Listen up, ponies! Today, we're not the Mane Six – we're the Superb Six! Lifestyle gurus and emotional makeover-er-ers. Snips and Snails are coming in to get ready for the Meet-and-Gallop, and they need our help!
- Rarity: "What is the Meet-and-Gallop", you ask? Why, it is only the grandest gala of the year! The swankiest soiree! Everypony worth their mane will be there showing off the highest fashion...
- Pinkie Pie: ...the best bakes...
- Rainbow Dash: ...and the sweetest dance moves!
- Pinkie Pie: Exactly. So, after a disastrous appearance last year, Snips and Snails have enlisted the expertise of us, the Superb Six. It's our job to make them the best version of themselves. Tip-top attendees! Rarity and Twilight, you two are on fashion patrol.
- Twilight Sparkle and Rarity: Fashion patrol!
- Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, you're on dance duty.
- Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Dance duty!
- Pinkie Pie: And since everypony attending brings a baked treat, Applejack and I will be their cooking crew to help them whip up the perfect dessert.
- Applejack: Their dish will be the belle of the ball! The cream of the crop! The... the... Y'all get what I mean.
- Pinkie Pie: We know our mission – help Snips and Snails put their best hooves forward! "Superb Six" on three! One! A-two! A-three!
- Mane Six: Superb Six!
- [creaking]
- [door opens]
- Rarity: Come in, darlings! Today, we are your personal style guides! [singsong] Wardroooooobe!
- Twilight Sparkle: And a bow tie, plus a top hat, subtract monocles, carry over a pocket square... By my calculations, this makes you...
- Rarity: The sum of all cuteness!
- Snails: Whoa... We're fancy!
- Snips: Ahhh... That's, uh, different.
- Snails: [grunts]
- [cat yowls]
- Rarity: [gasps] Hmmm... There! The jaunty angle.
- [dance music]
- Snips and Snails: [grunting]
- Rainbow Dash: Whoa! Those are some wild moves. I can see why you ruffled some feather boas at the Meet-and-Gallop last year.
- Fluttershy: But don't worry. We've got just the routine to help you two feel hoof-loose and fancy-free.
- Snails: We've always gone freestyle.
- [dance music]
- Snips: I don't know if we can do that.
- Rainbow Dash: You've just got to get out of your comfort zone. And into the groove zone.
- Snips and Snails: [grunting] Ugh!
- Snips: Is the groove zone on the way to the Meet-and-Gallop?
- Snails: 'Cause I don't think we're there yet.
- Fluttershy: Don't worry, you'll get it. Now for the hard part.
- [whoosh]
- Snips and Snails: Whooooaaaa!
- Pinkie Pie: To really put our best face forward, we're gonna put our best bake forward.
- Snails: Oooh! We could add spray cheese!
- Applejack: That's just a recipe for disaster.
- Pinkie Pie: No need to overthink. We're providing you with all the right ingredients for success. All you have to do is add these chopped apples. Maybe I should just...
- Snips: Are you sure we can't—?
- [clatter]
- Applejack: Trust us. We're gonna turn you into tip-top attendees this year – if you follow our instructions to a T.
- Pinkie Pie: A little bit of this.
- Applejack: A lot of that.
- Snails: Can we... add anything?
- [creak]
- [whirring]
- [pop!]
- Pinkie Pie: Yes! And you're ready for the Meet-and-Gallop!
- Snips: If you say so.
- Applejack: We know so!
- [spraying]
- [indistinct chatter]
- Pinkie Pie: We styled. We danced. We baked. And now, we get to see the Snips and Snails of our labor!
- [car horn]
- [crowd cheers]
- Snips: We arrived... Best hooves forward...
- Pinkie Pie: I think the Superb Six superbly messed up.
- Rarity: What do you mean? They're styled to the nines.
- Pinkie Pie: But being a tip-top attendee means being true to yourself.
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh... We were supposed to help them put their best hooves forward, not ours.
- Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, and Fluttershy: Ohhhhh...
- Rainbow Dash: [nervous laugh] Yeah...
- Fluttershy: Time to un-fix what we messed up! "Superb Six" on three!
- Rainbow Dash: No time!
- [whooshing]
- Snips: Oh, wow!
- [spraying]
- Rainbow Dash: All right, friends. Bust a move!
- Snips: [chomps]
- Snips and Snails: [laughing and grunting]
- Rarity: [laughs] They don't just look like themselves. They look great!
- Twilight Sparkle: And that's what the Meet-and-Gallop is all about!
- Mane Six: [laughing and whooping]
- [credits]