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Pinkie Pie: Hyper-Helper

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[theme song]

Part 1

Pinkie Pie: It's down to the last three contestants in the Royal Jelly Juggernaut. Chef Pinkie puts the finishing touches on her self pie-trait.

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: But will it be enough to take the cake?

[zip!]

[ding!]

[splat]

Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Where'd it go?!

Princess Celestia: One minute remaining!

Pinkie Pie: Aah! Where'd you go?!

Princess Celestia: You seem to be missing a key ingredient, chef.

[cake screams]

Pinkie Pie: [screams]

Princess Celestia: Winners don't lose desserts!

[cake screams]

Pinkie Pie: Wait up! [panting]

Rainbow Dash: Where's your pie, Pinkie?!

Applejack: You are jugger-not gonna win without that pie, Pinkie!

Fluttershy: There's no Pinkie without the pie!

Pinkie Pie: Nooooooo!

Pinkie Pie: [gasps, panting] It's just a dream. Just a dream.

[clock ticks]

Pinkie Pie: But the finals of the Royal Jelly Juggernaut are not just a dream. I haven't even decided what to bake.

[door opens, bell rings]

[foals laughing]

Fluttershy: Oh. Good, you're here. I'm foal-sitting today. Except it turns out to be more like foal-chasing. [laughs nervously]

Pinkie Pie: It's five-thirty in the morning. Shouldn't they be... mmm, I don't know... sleeping?

Fluttershy: These fillies wake up early. When they wake up, they're hungry! I've tried everything to get them to settle down. Could you just... help me?

Pinkie Pie: Nothing some snacks won't fix.

[pop!]

Fluttershy: Oh, thank you, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: No sweat. Always happy to help.

[clock ticks]

Pinkie Pie: Huh. Still got plenty of time before the competition.

[clock ticking]

Fluttershy and Foals: [snoring]

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Peace and quiet. Whoa. I never say that.

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: Let's see. My cake needs to demonstrate who I am...

[door opens, bell rings]

Pinkie Pie: ...as a chef/pony inside and out.

[thud]

Pinkie Pie: Huh?

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! I procrastinated for the first time ever! And I hate it! Can I get your help setting up for my film screening and Q&A? We have a ton of work to do before everypony gets here!

Pinkie Pie: Movie screening? Well...

[clock ticks]

Pinkie Pie: There's no way you can set all that up on your own.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good! And we could use a cake. I didn't have time to grab food.

Pinkie Pie: Oh. Yes, um... Well, I suppose we could use this for the screening if you really need it.

Twilight Sparkle: A little to the left.

[film reel clicking]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow. Okay. That's actually perfect. Nopony ever gets it on the first try.

Pinkie Pie: What can I say? I work well under pressure. Actually, I gotta go! [yells]

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: Whew. Finally. Time to get my work done.

Rainbow Dash: [coughing] Pinkie...?

Pinkie Pie: Are you okay?

Rainbow Dash: [coughs] Just a... a little under the weather. But I-I'm fine. D-Don't worry about me.

[thud]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, no! Let me get you some soup.

Rainbow Dash: Oh, you shouldn't. Unless it's not too much trouble?

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] No trouble at all. Happy to help. Anything for a friend in need. Should only take a sec, and then I'll just make up my recipe when I get to the studio.

[clock ticking]

Rainbow Dash: [slurps, snoring]

[clock ticks]

Pinkie Pie: Aah! I gotta get out of here!

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: All tucked in! Now mommy— ooh, I mean, Pinkie can get to the TV studio and figure out what my winning cake will be! Live!

[zip!]

Rarity: Darling, don't jet off just yet. I need your opinion.

Pinkie Pie: On...?

Rarity: The renovations for Sugarcube Corner. I just need your picks for the tiles, the paint, the floor, the backsplash, the counter, the fridge, the—

Pinkie Pie: Is now really the time? [laughs nervously]

Rarity: Should just take a moment.

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Sure. Still got time. [gritting] Not much, but some.

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: Aah!

Applejack: [straining] Pinkie! Finally! Can you help me get these chairs out to make room for Rarity's new ones?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, uh, I want to help, but I—

Twilight Sparkle: But now there's nowhere for my guests to sit!

Pinkie Pie: Oh, well, we could just—

Rarity: Don't look at me, darling. You haven't even decided on the color palette!

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Okay, okay, okay! How about... black?

Rarity: Black isn't a color! It's the absence of color! [whimpers]

Applejack: Great. Another couch I'm gonna have to move all by myself.

[foals laughing]

Rainbow Dash: We could just run away together...

Applejack: I know I make it look easy, but movin' furniture is hard!

Rarity: How long was I out?

Fluttershy: Pinkie, can you stop them? I...

Rainbow Dash: [coughing]

Twilight Sparkle: This isn't for entertainment! It's educational!

Pinkie Pie: [strains] How am I supposed to get everything done?!

[alarm clock rings]

Part 2

[various commotion]

Pinkie Pie: EVERYPONY, QUIET!

[beep!]

Pinkie Pie: Go for Pie!

Princess Celestia: Pinkie, where in Equestria are you?! It's mere minutes before we start filming the finale!

Pinkie Pie: Sorry! I'll be right there! Just gotta wrap up a few things!

[beep!]

Fluttershy: Oh, no! The Royal Jelly Juggernaut finale!

Rainbow Dash: We got so caught up in our own stuff, we forgot your competition!

Twilight Sparkle: Don't worry, Pinkie! We'll get you there in time! You're gonna win this thing, even if it takes all of us to make it happen!

Rarity: Let's go, fillies! Not a moment to lose!

[zip!]

[rumble]

Pinkie Pie: Aah! Oof! [laughs nervously] We don't have much time. We're gonna have to split up the work. Each of you needs to make a layer of cake if we're gonna finish before the buzzer.

Applejack: I'll do my specialty.

Pinkie Pie: Apple spice?

Applejack: Carrot cake!

Pinkie Pie: Perf! Rarity, can you make your maroon velvet?

Rarity: Chef, yes, chef!

Rainbow Dash: [coughs] I've always made a mean confetti cake.

Twilight Sparkle: Not a chance, young sickling. Let's give those hooves a hot, soapy scrub. Then I'll tackle my family's famous chocolate cake.

[blender whirring]

Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, can you do an angel food cake layer?

Fluttershy: I'm more of a devil's food cake kind of gal. But I'm happy to help out however I can.

Pinkie Pie: And I'll get started on the outside of this cake!

[whirring]

[Applejack]

Three cups of flour, fourteen carrots

Cinnamon and butter, bakin' powder, brown sugar

And a hint of fall

Are we gonna get this all done in time?

Rainbow Dash: Time to shine by slowing down— [coughs] ...time.

Pinkie Pie: There's no time to stop time!

[zip!]

Rainbow Dash: Whew. Honestly, I didn't have the energy.

Rarity: Hmm.

Twilight Sparkle: Ohhhh! [shatters] Keep it together, Twi. Don't fall to pieces when your friends need you most.

Princess Celestia: [gasps] Beautiful! Tell us. What makes this cake a representation of you, Chef Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: Even though I'm a hundred thousand million percent sprinkles and pink and pep on the outside, I'm lucky enough to have the love and support of these five ponies. Their friendship truly makes me who I am on the inside. Just like each of these layers of cake. I wouldn't be Pinkie Pie without them.

Princess Celestia: [gulping] Mmm! Delicious! This may be the best cake I've ever tasted! And the metaphor for your friendship is perfect! There's just one thing. You're disqualified.

[music winds down]

Pinkie Pie: WHAT?!

Princess Celestia: This is an individual competition, not a group one.

Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [gasps]

TV Producer Pony: I love live television! [laughs]

Pinkie Pie: Why didn't anypony stop us?!

Princess Celestia: This sign has been here every day.

Pinkie Pie: [whimpers]

TV Producer Pony: You had this whole beautiful "friends supporting each other" thing going on, I didn't have the heart to stop you.

Princess Celestia: I'm sorry, Pinkie. You're out of the Royal Jelly Juggernaut!

Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [gasps]

Applejack: Smells good. What'cha makin'?

Pinkie Pie: [sighs] Chocolate soup.

Applejack: Oh, wow. Uh, very nice. Very cool. [laughs nervously] It, uh, looks like melted chocolate chips with some sprinkles thrown in there.

Pinkie Pie: You got a problem with that?! Sorry. The soup will help calm me down.

Applejack: [slurps] Wow. Really does pick you right up out of the blues.

[door opens]

[door closes]

Fluttershy: Pinkie, we feel awful.

Rainbow Dash: We're just so used to you helping us out, no questions asked.

Rarity: We didn't even stop to consider that you had more than enough on your plate. Literally.

Pinkie Pie: It's okay. I need to do a better job of putting myself first.

Rainbow Dash: Taking care of yourself first is important. That way, you have something left in the tank to help out the ones you love. [coughs]

Rest of Mane Six: Go home and rest!

Rainbow Dash: But you need me here! I... Ohhhh, wait. Yeah, I see what I did there.

Rest of Mane Six: Uh-huh.

Rainbow Dash: [coughing]

[spraying]

Pinkie Pie: Huh? [reading] "You are cordially invited to the Royal Jelly Juggernaut: All-Star Chefs spin-off!"

Rest of Mane Six: [gasps]

Pinkie Pie: EVERYPONY, OUT! PINKIE'S GOT WORK TO DO!

Applejack: Yee-haw!

Fluttershy: Yay!

Rarity: Darlings, let the master work!

Rainbow Dash: [coughs]

Twilight Sparkle: Redemption in the kitchen!

Pinkie Pie: Now skedaddle so I can start on a brand new recipe! This one's gonna take some time to be camera-ready! J.K., don't skedaddle yet!

[zip!]

Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Fluttershy: Mmmm!

Pinkie Pie: Now skedaddle! For real! [scatting] Yeah!

[credits]