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Episode | Pinkie Pride |
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- [cheering]
- Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done.
- [sloop]
- Cheese Sandwich: Yep, those ponies never partied so hard. Thanks to me: Cheese. Cheese Sandwich.
- [tingling, accordion playing]
- Cheese Sandwich: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Well, Boneless. Looks like our next party is gonna be in... Ponyville.
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Every single day there's something new you can plan for
- Every single day there's something wonderful to do
- But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say
- "Today I planned a party, and it's just for you!"
- Vendor Pony: How's it going today, Pinkie?
- Pinkie Pie: Great, thanks! Got any streamers today?
- Vendor Pony: [chuckles] You betcha! Big party planned?
- Pinkie Pie: Don't you know it!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Don't have much time to gather all the things I need
- If I'm really gonna make this party fly
- For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say
- [Crowd]
- There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie!
- [Mr. and Mrs. Cake]
- She planned our first foal shower where we played all sorts of games
- Having so much fun as we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names
- [Diamond Tiara]
- She planned my cute-ceañera my dad made me, I won't lie
- I demanded all the best, I suppose she passed the test
- Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie
- Pinkie Pie: Thanks, I guess?
- Art Vendor: What color paints do you need?
- Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna need the full rainbow!
- Art Vendor: A paintbrush too?
- Pinkie Pie: Yes, if you please!
- Peachy Pitt: And what from me?
- Pinkie Pie: Your biggest banner! This party's gonna be the best!
- Peachy Pitt: Haha I don't doubt it!
- [Crowd]
- Every single day there's something new we can plan for
- Every single day there's something wonderful to try
- But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say
- "Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!"
- Rarity: I don't know how she does it.
- Twilight Sparkle: Wow, look at her go!
- Applejack: Oh, boy! This is gonna be good!
- Fluttershy: Go, Pinkie, go!
- [Crowd]
- There's no other pony like her, no pony that could be
- As great! (As great!) As fun! (As fun!)
- As our super party pony Pinkie!
- Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash!
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
- Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
- Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie?
- Pinkie Pie: You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville?
- Rainbow Dash: Uh...yeah? I guess.
- Pinkie Pie: No guesses! Parties are no picnic.
- Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party.
- Pinkie Pie: [growls]
- Fluttershy: Oh!
- Pinkie Pie: Parties. Are. Serious! And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever!
- Rainbow Dash: Okay.
- Pinkie Pie: Great! Now, who's ready to join this super duper party pony to plan this super duper pa-rty?
- Cheese Sandwich: I am.
- [gasps]
- Cheese Sandwich: [blows party horn]
- Pinkie Pie: Who are you, stranger?
- Cheese Sandwich: Name's Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties.
- Pinkie Pie: What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party!
- Cheese Sandwich: Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony. My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works.
- Pinkie Pie: A cheesy sense? Ah! Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense!
- Cheese Sandwich: Yes. I sensed you did. And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony.
- Pinkie Pie: A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?!
- Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville!
- Rarity: Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your "birth-iversary"!
- Rainbow Dash: Exactly! So what do you say, party planners?
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, I think we can do it!
- Cheese Sandwich: Oh, I don't think so.
- Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: [gasps]
- Cheese Sandwich: I know so! After all...
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
- I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be
- Pinkie Pie: Me too!
- Cheese Sandwich: Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!
- When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play
- Pinkie Pie: Like me!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"
- Pinkie Pie: As if!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves
- Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove
- Pinkie Pie: You know it!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
- Pinkie Pie: And me!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!
- Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pinkie?
- Cheese Sandwich: Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?
- My parties are all off the hook
- I never plan them by the book
- I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
- Everybody just gets crazy!
- Bored of snacks made by your mom?
- How about a giant party bomb?
- Huge piñatas filled with cake
- Or dive into my fruit punch lake!
- Goldengrape: Geronimo!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
- You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese
- C'mon, kid, take it for a spin!
- Colt: Golly! Thanks, mister!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
- And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
- Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
- You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!
- Rainbow Dash: C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese!
- Fluttershy: You're really a certified party pony?
- Cheese Sandwich: That's right! That's my guarantee!
- The super-duper party pony–that pony is me-e-e-e-e
- [Pinkie Pie]
- But what about the super party pony named Pinkie...?
- Cheese Sandwich: [indistinct] Thanks buddy! You're gonna love this party! Hey kid, have a streamer, on me!
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hah, now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich!
- Applejack: Yeah. You sure did come on the right day.
- Rarity: [sighs] Your party sounds simply divine.
- Twilight Sparkle: We're so lucky to have you here.
- Cheese Sandwich: Just doing my job, little fillies.
- Rainbow Dash: I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be--
- Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
- Rainbow Dash: You said it! Oh, yeah!
- Cheese Sandwich: Feels gouda!
- Rainbow Dash: Uh, heh, no offense, Pinkie.
- Pinkie Pie: Uh, n-none taken. [squee]
- Rainbow Dash: My birth-iversary's already looking way cooler! You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich.
- Cheese Sandwich: [chuckles] You got that right, Rainbow Dash. All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do!
- [cheering]
- Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party?
- Pinkie Pie: That's okay. [chuckles nervously] He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself. Heh.
- Twilight Sparkle: Really?
- Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy! [chuckles nervously] After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means... I'm... not.
- [Pinkie Pie]
- For all my life, all I've wanted to do
- Was make my friends want to smile true
- But maybe I was wrong
- And Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all
- I'll try to get up on my hooves
- And try a different task
- I'll find something new to do
- There's gotta be more to me than planning a party or two
- I put away my party cannon, I deflated all my balloons
- The bubbles all burst, now what is next for you?
- For you...
- Oh, I remember this one: my first party ever. My whole family was there. And that's Twilight's welcome-to-Ponyville party. She didn't even expect that one. [giggles] Oh, look at Gummy! He just looks so excited for this birthday party! Hmm. Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding sure was special, especially once I got a hold of the music.
- Oh, look at those happy faces
- All the parties that I had thrown
- I made them laugh, had such a blast
- A smile that's all their own
- They loved seeing me, the real Pinkie
- Show them the time of their life like they've never known
- Like they've never kno-o-own
- I've got to get back out there, have to show them that I've tried
- For there's only one great party pony -- that is Pinkie Pie
- Won't let Cheese Sandwich beat me, won't let him get me down
- For I am Pinkie, the bestest party pony around!
- Rarity: I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. [giggles]
- Applejack: Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'.
- Pinkie Pie: That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do!
- Rainbow Dash: Totally awesome!
- Applejack: Huh. Best I've ever seen.
- Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it!
- [ponies awing]
- Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off!
- [ponies gasp]
- Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off!
- Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off?
- Fluttershy: I have no idea, hehe.
- Cheese Sandwich: This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie. You think you can out-goof me?
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash!
- Twilight Sparkle: And the loser?
- Pinkie Pie: Doesn't!
- Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
- Rest of main cast: [gasps]
- Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless?
- Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless?
- Pinkie Pie: Then the goof off is on for high noon!
- Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock.
- Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof off!
- [eagle screeches]
- [clock ticks]
- [spurs jangling]
- [squeaking]
- Pinkie Pie: [blows party horn]
- Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook...
- Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook?
- Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything!
- Matilda: Shhh.
- Twilight Sparkle: The two competitors have free range to goof about -- be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing -- to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down.
- [tuba sounds]
- Twilight Sparkle: The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better. Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge.
- Rainbow Dash: Heh. Big tense competition on my birth-iversary. What could be better?
- Twilight Sparkle: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready?
- Pinkie Pie: I was born ready!
- Cheese Sandwich: I was ready before I was born!
- Twilight Sparkle: Then... Let the goofing begin!
- [bouncing, squeaking]
- [Pinkie Pie]
- It's your birthday party, a very special day
- I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say
- Happy, happy, happy, happy
- Happy, happy, happy, happy
- Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- If you wanna be the life of the party
- But you're feeling just a little uptight
- Call the doctor, beg and plead
- "Doctor, tell me what I need"
- Try to put a little cheese in your knees!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons
- What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons?
- Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do
- Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance
- Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance!
- Hit it, Boneless!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake
- Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake!
- Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- 'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile
- Yes I do
- It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
- Yes it does
- 'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
- From these happy friends of mine
- Pinkie Pie: That's my song!
- Cheese Sandwich: What do you mean? I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Pinkie Pie: THAT'S IT!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Roll out the party cannon
- When you hear the party cannon song
- Ka-BOOM!
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size
- 'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear
- Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- ¡Dale, dale, dale
- No pierdas el tino!
- Porque si lo pierdes
- ¡Pierdes el camino!
- Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off!
- [ponies murmuring confused]
- Rainbow Dash: But I haven't named a winner.
- Pinkie Pie: You don't have to. I forfeit. Which means... Cheese Sandwich wins.
- Cheese Sandwich: [laughs] [sighs] ...I do?
- Pinkie Pie: Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party.
- Twilight Sparkle: But, what about you, Pinkie?
- Pinkie Pie: I... [sniffles] I don't.
- Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich.
- Twilight Sparkle: We all are.
- Rest of main cast: [general agreement]
- Spike: [sighs] Sorry, Pinkie.
- Pinkie Pie: No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day.
- Rainbow Dash: But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you.
- Cheese Sandwich: Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie.
- Pinkie Pie: Why me?
- Cheese Sandwich: Well...
- [Cheese Sandwich]
- I fear I told a little fib about my pony past
- I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast
- I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claimed
- The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name
- I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance
- And found the biggest ever celebration party dance
- Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place
- And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face
- I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free
- For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee
- A super duper party pony -- that's what I became
- I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name
- But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why
- For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie
- Pinkie Pie: Me?
- Cheese Sandwich: Yes!
- Pinkie Pie: Hah, really?!
- Cheese Sandwich: Really!
- Pinkie Pie: So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?
- Cheese Sandwich: Swear on Camembert!
- [music warps down]
- Rainbow Dash: Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!
- Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
- Cheese Sandwich: Let's go!
- [Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich]
- Super duper party ponies -- that is me and you
- A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two
- Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise
- Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!
- [dance music, rattling, cheering, splash, explosion with kazoos]
- Cheese Sandwich: All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday...
- Pinkie Pie: ...and anniversary...
- Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich: ...of Rainbow Dash!
- Rainbow Dash: Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it!
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Get your hooves up, party's starting out right now
- Everypony, everypony get down
- Time to make a wish, better make it right now
- It's been a year and today is your birthday party
- Make a wish, it's your birthday
- Make a wish, it's your birthday party
- Make a wish, it's your birthday
- Make a wish, it's your birthday party
- Rainbow Dash: Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! Hah, it's totally--
- Cheese Sandwich: Epic?
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it is!
- Cheese Sandwich: That's all I needed to hear, little filly. Just a little memento of my visit.
- Pinkie Pie: You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?
- Cheese Sandwich: Oh, he's not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party.
- Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name.
- Rest of main cast: Cheese Sandwich!
- Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yeah!
- [Instrumental version of The Goof Off plays over credits]