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Episode | Swarm of the Century |
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- Fluttershy: La, la la, la la, la la, la la. Thank you little squirrel, but remember: these flowers are for Princess Celestia. Only the prettiest ones will do. La, la la, la la, la la, la la.
- Parasprite: [chirp]
- Fluttershy: Gah!
- Parasprite: [chirp]
- Fluttershy: Hello, little guy. I've never seen anything like you before.
- Parasprite: [sniff]
- Fluttershy: Oh, are you hungry? Here you go. [gasp] I guess you were hungry.
- Parasprite: [purr]
- Fluttershy: You're the cutest thing ever! I can't wait to show you to my friends.
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh! Hurry up, Spike! This place isn't gonna clean itself!
- Spike: It also didn't mess itself up.
- Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia will be here tomorrow!
- Spike: I thought this was just an unofficial casual visit.
- Twilight Sparkle: There's nothing casual about a visit from royalty! I want this place to be spotless, and you've barely made a dent in the clutter!
- Spike: Maybe you should, ugh, start reading them one at a time-- whoa ho! Aw.
- Twilight Sparkle: Everything's got to be perfect. No time for fooling around.
- Spike: You know, this would be an awful lot easier if there weren't two of us here getting under each other's feet.
- Twilight Sparkle: Great idea! You clean, I'll go see how everyone else's preparations are coming.
- Spike: Or maybe I should... [groan]
- [ponies chatter]
- Twilight Sparkle: What happened to the rest of her name?
- Golden Harvest: We couldn't fit it all in.
- Twilight Sparkle: You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"! Take it down and try again.
- Twilight Sparkle: That looks perfect. Keep up the good work!
- Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. How's the banquet coming?
- Mrs. Cake: Uh...it would be coming a little better if...
- Pinkie Pie: Mmm... [slurp]
- Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what are you doing?! Those sweets are supposed to be for the princess!
- Pinkie Pie: I know. That's why I'm tasting them. Somepony needs to make sure that everything is tasty enough to touch the royal tongue! And I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king. Or a queen. Or a princess!
- Fluttershy: Twilight, Pinkie, you won't believe... oh, I'm sorry. Uh, am I interrupting?
- Pinkie Pie: No, not at all. Come on in and make yourself at home. [slurp] What's going on, Fluttershy?
- Fluttershy: You won't believe what I found at the edge of the Everfree Forest. Come on out, little guy. It's okay.
- Parasprite: [purr] [chirp]
- Fluttershy: [gasp] Three?
- Twilight Sparkle: They're amazing. What are they?
- Fluttershy: I'm not sure. I'm also not sure where these other two came from.
- Twilight Sparkle: I'll take one off your hooves. I've never seen anything so... adorable. Besides, it'll be nice to have a companion for Spike so he won't bother me so much while I'm studying.
- Fluttershy: Pinkie, do you want the other one?
- Pinkie Pie: Ugh! A parasprite? Are you kidding?
- Fluttershy: Ugh?
- Twilight Sparkle: A para-what?
- Fluttershy: How could you not like—
- Pinkie Pie: Ugh. Now I gotta go find a trombone!
- Twilight Sparkle: A what?
- Pinkie Pie: A trombone! You know: [trombone imitation]
- Twilight Sparkle: Ahhh, typical Pinkie.
- Parasprite: [purr]
- Rarity: Stand still, Rainbow Dash!
- Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I caaan't! I need to flyyy! This is waaay too boring for me.
- Rarity: Do you want to look nice for Princess Celestia or not?
- Twilight Sparkle: Wow! Rarity, those outfits are gorgeous!
- Rarity: Mm-hmm. Thank you, Twilight. Nice to know someone appreciates my talents.
- Rainbow Dash: Ugh, sooo boooring!
- Parasprites: [chirp]
- Rarity: Huh?
- Rainbow Dash: What's that sound, Twilight?
- Parasprite: [several chirps]
- Rainbow Dash: Wow, what are they?
- Twilight Sparkle: The better question is, where did they come from? I only had one a minute ago.
- Rainbow Dash: Uh, I'll take one.
- Rarity: Me too! Oh, they're perfect!
- Pinkie Pie: Does anypony know where I can find an accordion?
- Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity: [baby talk]
- Pinkie Pie: Girls! Hello! This is important! Durgh! Thanks a lot!
- Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] The decorations, the banquet, I really hope everything comes together in time for tomorrow.
- Spike and Parasprite: [snoring]
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh, [yawn] what's there to worry about?
- Parasprites: [snoring]
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Wake up! What happened?
- Spike: Huh? Whaaa! What's going on?
- Parasprite: [chirp]
- Twilight Sparkle: Where did they come from?
- Spike: I don't know. The little guy got hungry in the night, so I gave him a snack, but... I have no idea where these others came from. Oh no! They're messing up all my hard work!
- Twilight Sparkle: The princess will be here in a few hours.
- Spike: Ugh.
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike, help me round up these little guys.
- Spike: Ugh, what does it look like I'm doin'? Ooow, waaah! D'oh. I know, I know, "stop fooling around".
- Parasprite: [several chirps]
- Rainbow Dash: Huh? Huh?! [screams] [grunting] Get off me! [grunting] Waaa!
- Rarity: Not only are you adorable, but you're also quite useful.
- Parasprite: [purr] [grunt]
- Rarity: Oh! Are you okay? Aaah! [gasp] Eewww. Aaah! Gross, gross, gross! No creature that behaves so revoltingly is allowed in my boutique!
- Parasprite: [grunt] [pop]
- Rarity: [screams]
- Pinkie Pie: Look, Rarity! Applejack loaned me a harmonica! [plays harmonica] Isn't that great?
- Parasprites: [chirping]
- Pinkie Pie: [gasp] And not a moment too soon!
- Rarity: Ugh, Pinkie, I'm a little busy right now.
- Pinkie Pie: And I'm not? You know how many more instruments I've gotta find? A lot, that's how many! Now if we split the list between us, we might just make it in time.
- Rarity: Please, Pinkie, I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt. I've got a real problem.
- Pinkie Pie: You've got a real problem, all right. And a banjo is the only answer!
- Twilight Sparkle: [gasp]
- Rarity: [gasp] I see we're having the same problem.
- Rainbow Dash: Ditto!
- Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy knows everything about animals, I'm sure she can tell us how to stop them from multiplying.
- Parasprites: [chirp]
- Twilight Sparkle: ...or not.
- Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, do something, Fluttershy! Can't you control them?
- Fluttershy: I've tried everything I know. I've tried begging, and pleading, and beseeching, and asking politely, and...
- Rainbow Dash: Guh... [moans]
- Princess Celestia: [scream]
- Twilight Sparkle: If we can't get them under control before the princess arrives, it'll be a total disaster!
- Parasprite: [hack]
- Rarity: Ew! If you ask me, it's already a total disaster!
- Applejack: Here's all those apples you wanted, Fluttershy, but I still can't figure why y'need so many. Hey!
- Fluttershy: What do we do?
- Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] I got it! Nopony can herd like Applejack!
- Rainbow Dash: Yeah! We can drive 'em back into the forest!
- Applejack: [scoffs] I'll rastle 'em up, but I need everypony's help to do it. Twilight, you and Rarity wait over there. I'll herd the little critters straight at ya like a funnel. Rainbow Dash, you and Fluttershy stay on top of 'em, don't let 'em fly away.
- Rainbow Dash: Aye-aye!
- Applejack: Yeeeeeee-haw!
- Parasprite: [screech]
- Applejack: Alright, y'all, here goes nothin'! Look out, Rarity, that one's fixin' to get away! Keep a lead on 'em, Rainbow Dash! Hold on, girls, we're almost there!
- Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
- Pinkie Pie: Twilight, we don't have much time!
- Twilight Sparkle: You're telling me! The princess could arrive at any moment!
- Pinkie Pie: Exactly! That's why I need you gals to drop what you're doing and help me find some maracas!
- Twilight Sparkle: Maracas? Pinkie, we've got much bigger problems than missing maracas!
- Pinkie Pie: [gasp] You're right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me! I said, follow me!
- Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random.
- Pinkie Pie: And you are all so stubborn!
- Applejack: Forget her, ladies. Focus! Head 'em up and move 'em out!
- Rainbow Dash: All right! [grunt]
- Fluttershy: Ouch.
- Twilight Sparkle: We did it! Nice work, Applejack!
- Applejack: Couldn't a'done it without y'all.
- Twilight Sparkle: Now let's get back and clean up the mess they made before the princess arrives.
- Twilight Sparkle: Okay, everyone knows what to do, right? We gotta work extra hard to make up for lost time.
- Fluttershy: [gasps]
- Twilight Sparkle: Where did they come from?!
- Fluttershy: Well, I may have kept just one. Heh. I couldn't help myself. They're just so cute.
- Twilight Sparkle: We don't have time to keep rounding up these things! What do we do now?
- Rainbow Dash: We call in the weather patrol! [grunts]
- Rarity: [yelp]
- Rainbow Dash: Time to take out the adorable trash. [yell]
- Parasprites: [chirp]
- Twilight Sparkle: [grunt] Way to go, Rainbow Dash!
- Applejack: Looks like our problems are solved!
- Pinkie Pie: They will be with these cymbals!
- [cymbals crashing]
- Pinkie Pie: Hey! Give me those back!
- Rainbow Dash: Whoa. Yah! Yow! Whoa! Wow! I can't hold it! She's breaking up!
- Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, what have you done?!
- Pinkie Pie: I've lost a brand-new pair of cymbals, that's what I've done!
- Twilight Sparkle: Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?! You're ruining our efforts to save Ponyville!
- Pinkie Pie: Me?! Ruin?! I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruin-ee! Or is it ruiness? Ruinette?
- Applejack: Come on, girls, there's no reasoning with that one. She's a few apples short of a bushel.
- Pinkie Pie: Hey! I'm trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof, if you'd just slow down and listen to me!
- Parasprites: [chirps] [munch] [munch]
- Pony: [gasp]
- Gardening pony: Aah!
- Fluttershy: What do we do? They're eating all the food in town!
- Applejack: [gasp] My apples!
- Twilight Sparkle: We've gotta do something! [gasps] I got it! I'll cast a spell to make them stop eating all the food!
- Pinkie Pie: Look, tambourines! If you could all just... [scream] [tambourines shake]
- Twilight Sparkle: [gasp]
- Parasprite: [chirp]
- Twilight Sparkle: [sigh]
- Parasprite: [munch]
- Rainbow Dash: Heh. Hey, it worked. They're not eating the food anymore.
- Rarity: Oh, no. If they get inside my store... Everypony for herself!
- Rarity: My outfits! Go on, shoo! Get out of here, you naughty! Naughty! [shrieks]
- Pinkie Pie: I'll save you!
- [recorder]
- Rarity: [scream]
- Applejack: No woodland creature's gonna eat the Apple Family's crop!
- [parasprites buzzing]
- Applejack: Brace yourself, y'all! Here they come!
- [crash]
- Applejack: [gasp] Didn't see that one comin'.
- Spike: Help!
- Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] They're eating the words! [grunts]
- Spike: Help...
- [crash]
- Zecora: Ugh. Have you gone mad?!
- Twilight Sparkle: Zecora, these little guys are devouring Ponyville, and the princess is on her way! Can you help us? Please?
- Zecora: Oh monster of so little size, is that a parasprite before my eyes?
- Twilight Sparkle: I don't know! Is it?!
- Zecora: Tales of crops and harvests consumed. If these creatures are in Ponyville, you're doomed.
- Twilight Sparkle: [gulp]
- Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Oh, no! Here she comes.
- [ponies scream]
- Daisy: Aaaah, aaaaaaah!
- Twilight Sparkle: Okay, here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them.
- Rainbow Dash: YAAAA!
- Twilight Sparkle: Good! Everyone else, we need to build an exact copy of Ponyville right over there. We've got less than a minute! Zecora was right, we're doomed. Oh no, the princess's procession is here! It's all over!
- [polka music]
- Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we're in the middle of a crisis here! This is no time for your... nonsense?
- Twilight Sparkle: Look!
- Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, my prized pupil!
- Twilight Sparkle: Hello, Princess!
- Princess Celestia: So lovely to see you again, as well as your friends.
- [crash]
- Twilight Sparkle: So... how was the trip? Hit much traffic?
- Princess Celestia: Ah, what is this? Oh ho ho, these creatures are adorable!
- Rainbow Dash: They're not that adorable.
- Princess Celestia: I'm terribly honored that you and the good citizens of Ponyville have organized a parade in honor of my visit.
- Twilight Sparkle: Parade? Oh, yes! The parade!
- Princess Celestia: Unfortunately, that visit is going to have to wait for another time. I'm afraid an emergency has come up in Fillydelphia. Apparently there's been some sort of infestation.
- Twilight Sparkle: An... infestation?
- Princess Celestia: Yes, a swarm of incredibly bothersome creatures has invaded the poor town. I'm sorry, Twilight, to have to put you all through so much trouble.
- Twilight Sparkle: Trouble? What trouble?
- Princess Celestia: Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the magic of friendship in person?
- Twilight Sparkle: My... report?
- Princess Celestia: Haven't you learned anything about friendship?
- Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I have. I've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from where you least expect it. It's a good idea to stop and listen to your friends' opinions and perspectives...
- [cymbals crash]
- Twilight Sparkle: Even when they don't always seem to make sense.
- Princess Celestia: I'm so proud of you, Twilight Sparkle, and I'm very impressed with your friends as well. It sounds like you're all learning so much from each other.
- Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, Princess.
- Pinkie Pie: Hey, what happened to the princess?
- Twilight Sparkle: Emergency in Fillydelphia.
- Rainbow Dash: Some sort of infestation.
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, no! Have they got parasprites too? Well, have tuba, will travel.
- Twilight Sparkle: I think the princess can handle it.
- Applejack: So you knew what those critters were all along, huh, Pinkie Pie?
- Pinkie Pie: Well, duh! Why do you think I was so frantic to get my hooves on all these instruments? I tried to tell you.
- Twilight Sparkle: We know, Pinkie Pie, and we're sorry we didn't listen.
- Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Applejack: [apologies]
- Twilight Sparkle: You're a great friend, even if we don't always understand you.
- Pinkie Pie: Thanks, guys. You're all great friends too, even when I don't understand me.
- Twilight Sparkle: You saved my reputation with Princess Celestia, and more importantly, you saved Ponyville!
- Twilight Sparkle: ...Or not.
- [sad trombone]
- [music]
- [credits]