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Episode The Fast and the Furriest; Disappearing Act
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[theme song]

The Fast and the Furriest

[stomach rumbles]
Rainbow Dash: I'm soooo hungry! So hungry I could eat a... uh... ohhhh... I don't know, but something big!
[stomach rumbles]
Twilight Sparkle: [groans] You're hungry? I'm so hungry, I'm gonna lick that plate clean before it even hits the table!
[oven timer dings]
Pinkie Pie: Well, you're in luck! I've got some new frosting recipes I'd like you to really savor. Let them breathe! Experience them!
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash: [eating noisily]
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Whew! I ate that fast!
Rainbow Dash: I ate it faster. If anyone's gonna "whew", it's gonna be me!
Twilight Sparkle: If only there were a way to settle this...
Fluttershy: Apropos of nothing, today's the Maplewood Motor Match. Just low-key friends having low-stakes fun. No winners or losers here. Um... it just happens to be a race.
Owlowiscious: [hoots]
Pinkie Pie: Okay, everypony. Here are the rules. We will all be entering our pets in a winner-take-cupcake race. That's right. We're racing for pinks... pink cupcakes!
Rest of Mane Six: [laugh, "ooh"]
Pinkie Pie: Each pony will serve as the pit crew for their racer/pet. As such, you will be responsible for building your car without the use of magic. Just nuts and bolts and wood and cardboard and, uh...
Applejack: Elbow grease!
Twilight Sparkle: Mine are the greasiest!
Rainbow Dash: Nuh-uh!
Rarity: Glamour!
Pinkie Pie: Glamour optional, but sure. You can use glamour.
Rainbow Dash: Glam! Maximus glam! Glam-o-rama!
Applejack: Know-how!
Rainbow Dash: I know best!
Twilight Sparkle: I know how better!
Pinkie Pie: Mmmm, butter...cream frosting. Anyways, there's just one last rule. Have fun!
Gummy: [croaks]
Rainbow Dash: We're already having so much fun!
Twilight Sparkle: And we're having more fun than that! [laughs maniacally]
Applejack: [grunting]
[camera clicking]
Rarity: [giggling]
Fluttershy: [grunts]
Fluttershy: [giggles]
Twilight Sparkle: [grunting]
[flames roaring]
Rainbow Dash: Hah!
Twilight Sparkle: [laughs]
Rainbow Dash: [groans]
Spike: Racer Owlowiscious from Team Twi! Racer Tank from Team Dash! Racer Opalescence from Team Rare! Racer Angel Bunny from Team Shy! Racer Gummy from Team Pie! And racer Winona from Team Apple! Are you ready?! On your cutie mark... get cutie set... cutie goooo!
Mane Six: [cheering]
[engines revving]
Rainbow Dash: Come on, Tank! We got this!
Opalescence: [mews]
Angel Bunny: [chitters]
Angel Bunny: [screams]
Fluttershy: [gasps] No!
Rarity: Oh! My darling delicate Opal!
Twilight Sparkle: That's it!
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash: A little further!
[engines revving]
Rainbow Dash: That's the wrong way!
Owlowiscious: [hoots]
Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing?!
Applejack: Your dirty racin' got our pets in a pickle! A real spicy one!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, do you think we—
Twilight Sparkle: Got carried away and lost sight of—
Pinkie Pie: Having fun? Yes, you did!
Rainbow Dash: That's it, Tank! Use your boosters!
[flames roaring]
Twilight Sparkle: Owlowiscious! Put that extra pony power under the hood to work!
[engines revving]
Angel Bunny: [gasps]
Opalescence: Meow?
[engines revving]
Angel Bunny: [screams]
[camera clicks]
Mane Six: [cheering]
Winona: [barking]
Twilight Sparkle: I think I learned something. It doesn't matter who wins.
Rainbow Dash: [laughs] Exactly. I cared the least about winning. So you might say I'm winning about caring the least about winning. If I cared about that sort of thing. [laughs]
Twilight Sparkle: Which we don't.
Fluttershy: Um...
Angel Bunny: [chomps]
Fluttershy: [laughs] Reigning champs!
[engine revving]

Disappearing Act

Mane Six: [indistinct chatter]
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Cutie Mark Crusaders! [cheer]
Fluttershy: It's so good to have you Junior Trail Trotters with us today.
Scootaloo: We've been looking forward to this for weeks! Eight weeks, to be exact! Two months!
Apple Bloom: Hope you have something great planned for us!
Rarity: I do!
Applejack: Well, I was thinkin' to give 'em a little agricultural know-how. You know, teach 'em how to tend to a crop?
Rarity: Indeed.
Pinkie Pie: How about a paint party?!
Rarity: Yes, yes, yes. I have something much better than that up my sleeve. Razzle pizzazzle!
All but Rarity: [cough]
Rarity: Okay, Crusaders! Put your hooves together for Rarity... the... the... Rare!
Rest of Mane Six: Um...
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
Applejack: I ain't fixin' to be a rotten apple, but I wanted to do my thing.
Rarity: And please welcome my beautiful, talented, humble assistant...
Rarity: ...Me! It's me! I'm the lovely assistant.
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
Applejack: [groans]
Rarity: Now, may I have a volunteer?
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [Me! Right here! Rarity, pick me!]
Rarity: There in the back! You five!
Applejack: We weren't volunteerin'!
Fluttershy: This is why I always stand in the back!
Rarity: [laughs] I heard "we" and "volunteering"! Come up!
Rest of Mane Six: [nervous sounds]
Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure about this, Rarity? These potions can be... uh... unpredictable.
Rarity: Why, sure I'm sure. Now kindly do me the favor of sitting on this table.
Rest of Mane Six: [groan]
Rarity: [clears throat] Now, when I combine these three potions... the table will disappear!
Rest of Mane Six: [distressed sounds]
Rarity: And you will all be left floating!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Ooooh...
Rarity: Presto change-o... uh...
Pinkie Pie: Disappear-o?
Rarity: [tut-tuts] Magician is talking! Disappear-o!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
Sweetie Belle: That was the coolest trick I've ever seen!
Apple Bloom: I reckon I agree! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, doggie!
Scootaloo: Wow! Where'd they go?!
Rarity: [screams] Where did they go?!
Apple Bloom: Don't you know? After all, you are the magician here.
Rarity: They couldn't have gone far. Actually, I don't know that. They could've gone pretty far.
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle: [scream]
Pinkie Pie: First time in the void?
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle: [groans, "Hmm..."]
Rarity: I'm sure they'll be fine. [laughs nervously]
Apple Bloom: Beggin' your pardon, Miss Rarity.
Rarity: Eh, what? Oh. Uh, not now, Cutie Mark Crusaders. I have to go and, uh... do a... a breathing exercise. [hyperventilates] Aah! I need a spell! I need a spell! If only I had some sort of a sp—
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Rarity's Super Rare Book of Rare Spells!
[pages flipping]
Rarity: A-ha! I knew I could rely on myself!
Scootaloo: [coughs]
Rarity: And... the little ponies. Disappearing, vanishing without a trace, netherverse-friend-banishing and the subsequent reversal thereof— Yes! Oh! [whimpers]
Scootaloo: What does it say?
Rarity: [reading] "When you don't", uh, "let those around you participate, you make them disappear. Only by including them can you bring them back." But I don't recall preventing them from participating! They were my volunteers in my magic trick at my show and... Now I see.
Apple Bloom: Mm-hmm.
Scootaloo: Yeah.
Rarity: I am devastated at this debacle! I wish I'd just disa— Oh! That's it!
Cutie Mark Crusaders: [cheer]
Rarity: Ah!
Applejack: Rarity. Fancy seein' you here in the void.
Rarity: Girls! I am overjoyed to see you! What do you say we get out of this formless void and into a balanced friendship where we all share things equally?
Pinkie Pie: That'd be great—
Rarity: And nobody talks over anypony else or steamrolls their ideas!
Twilight Sparkle: On that note—
Rarity: Furthermore, I think that—
Mane Six sans Rarity: Rarity! You're doing it again!
Rarity: Oh. Sorry! Um, how about some gardening? And maybe a paint soiree?
Mane Six sans Rarity: [cheer]
Pinkie Pie: Razzle pizzazzle!
Mane Six: [groan]
Sweetie Belle: That...
Scootaloo: ...was...
Apple Bloom: ...awesome!
All: [laughing]