The Great Collide
- [crowd cheers]
- Bulk Biceps: I'm Bulk Biceps, the spirit of competition, guiding you through today's Mane Event at the one, the only, Sportacular Spectacular!
- [fireworks]
- [crowd cheers]
- Pinkie Pie: Looks like it's pony vs. pony! Steed vs. steed!
- Rarity: Beauty vs. beast! [laughs] I'm... kidding, 'cause we're all beauties.
- Rainbow Dash: And we're all beasts!
- Rarity: Well, I wouldn't go that far.
- Rainbow Dash: I wish we were playing on the same time. That way, we'd all win.
- Pinkie Pie: Or all lose.
- Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Huh?
- Pinkie Pie: I'm just saying it's possible.
- Fluttershy: Our friends would want us to give it our all. Win or lose, we try our best!
- [loud thudding]
- Referee: [screams]
- Twilight Sparkle: I'm sad that if we win, they lose.
- Rarity: Well, I don't want to lose.
- Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
- Rarity: What? You don't audition hoping to be the understudy.
- Applejack: What she's tryin' to say is that, even though we're competin' against our pals, we got to give it one hundred percent! Maybe one hundred and ten percent!
- Referee: [blows whistle]
- Twilight Sparkle: [growls]
- Rainbow Dash: [growls]
- Referee: [blows whistle]
- [zip!]
- Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
- [buzzer]
- [ding!]
- Rainbow Dash: [blows raspberry]
- Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
- Applejack: [grunts]
- [buzzer]
- [ding!]
- Fluttershy: [grunts]
- [air fizzles]
- [buzzer]
- [ding!]
- Rainbow Dash: [groans] Huh? [groans]
- Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
- Rainbow Dash: [growls]
- [crowd awww's]
- [buzzer]
- [ding!]
- Rarity: [grunts]
- Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Nice catch! I-I mean... bad catch? [groans] I can't not cheer for them. Go, us! Go, them! Go, us! Go, them?
- [zoom!]
- Potion Nova: It'll be amazing if these ponies make it through and are still friends after this. Well, got to get back to work. Potions don't restock themselves. [giggles]
- [poof!]
- Buttershy: They don't?!
- [zoom!]
- Pinkie Pie: Eat my dust!
- Pinkie Pie: Wait. As a food professional, I can't serve dust.
- [ding!]
- [zoom!]
- [screech]
- Pinkie Pie: Eat my cupcakes!
- [chomping]
- [zooming]
- Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Everything's coming into focus.
- Twilight Sparkle: Three seconds in the air! Ten paces per hurdle! This race can be won using a calculated game plan!
- Rainbow Dash: [grunting] Wow, Twi! You give new meaning to "getting your head in the game"!
- Twilight Sparkle: I'm giving you a run for your money!
- Rainbow Dash: You mean "run for my honey"!
- [zoom!]
- Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
- [zoom!]
- [crowd cheers]
- Matt 1: Fine, I don't even care, whatever...
- Snips: [sighs]
- Rainbow Dash: [gulping, sighs] I always run faster when I plant a jar of honey at the finish line.
- Twilight Sparkle: I did not calculate for that.
- Bulk Biceps: The final round features the top six players competing in the joust! The winning team will be crowned Sportacular Spectacular Champ-taculars!
- Pinkie Pie: You think they'll go easy on us 'cause we're friends?
- Applejack: They haven't slowed down yet, so neither will we. Let's still give one hundred and ten percent. Maybe one hundred and twenty percent!
- Pinkie Pie: Hah! [grunts]
- Rainbow Dash: Yah! [laughs]
- Rarity: [yelps] Oh! Gentle on the mane!
- Fluttershy: Yikes!
- Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]
- Fluttershy: That was too close!
- Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunt]
- Rarity: [laughs]
- [zip!]
- [thud]
- [squeak]
- [squeak]
- Applejack: It's just you and me, pardner.
- Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunting]
- [bonk]
- Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
- Applejack: Yee-haw! Whoa!
- [squeak]
- Bulk Biceps: I've never seen friends compete like this against friends. You really get what the spirit of competition is all about. Hey! [laughs] That's me! The spirit of competition!
- Pinkie Pie: Yeah, yeah, that's great and all. But you got to tell us who won and who lost so we can get back to being friends!
- Bulk Biceps: Being on different teams doesn't mean you're not friends. By competing your hardest, you push your friends to also play their best.
- Mane Six: [confused sounds]
- Pinkie Pie: I think Mr. Biceps is on to something. We came here as friends. We're gonna leave as friends. Didn't we compete as friends?
- Applejack: In fact, there's five seconds left!
- Twilight Sparkle: Let's give it our all!
- Mane Six: A hundred and thirty percent!
- Bulk Biceps: [blows whistle] Congratulations, ponies! Looks like you're all champ-taculars today! It's a tie. You're all champions!
- Mane Six: [cheer]
- [crowd cheers]
- Dishwater Slog: Huh. Winning. Not so bad.
Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular
- [rooster crows]
- Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [snoring]
- [sloop]
- Pinkie Pie: [blares trumpet]
- Rest of Mane Six: [scream]
- Pinkie Pie: Get up-up-up-up-up! Today's the final day, and that means...
- [zip!]
- Pinkie Pie: ...it's the Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular show! It's got music! It's got fireworks! It's got other stuff! So rise and sparkle, everypony! The spirit of competition, Bulk Biceps, has an incredible performance planned for us! [squeals] I can't wait!
- Applejack: [groans]
- Rest of Mane Six: [yawn]
- Rainbow Dash: Can't we sleep just a little longer...?
- Pinkie Pie: No way, ponay! We have to get there early or we won't get good seats!
- [zip!]
- Pinkie Pie: Everypony ready? Let's go!
- Pinkie Pie: See? Best seats in the house! Huh?
- Rest of Mane Six: [snoring]
- Pinkie Pie: How are you ponies asleep? The energy here is [echoing] electric!
- [wind whistling]
- Rarity: [snoring] Aah! My hoofness. How long were we beauty-resting?
- Pinkie Pie: Oh, not long. Just all day. The show will begin any minute! There's the spirit of competition now!
- Bulk Biceps: [pants] Oh, good! Just the ponies I was looking for! I need you!
- Applejack: Now what in tarnation is goin' on here?
- Bulk Biceps: I've been so inspired by watching you compete here at the Sportacular Spectacular. You are true sports ponies. But even better friends. You've shown me that I need to be a better friend, too. Because friendship can be hard. But it's what makes everything worthwhile.
- Mane Six: [agreeing]
- Bulk Biceps: So I thought, "Why am I here putting on a perfectly executed one-in-a-lifetime show when I should go make things right with my own pal/rival Hulk Hamstrings?" Uh, I'm having a flashback. Oh, uh, that reminds me. I-I got to give my sash back to you ponies. You're the spirits of competition now!
- Mane Six: [cheer]
- Fluttershy: Wait, Mr. Biceps! Your show!
- Bulk Biceps: No. Your show. You earned it. So you're in charge of the closing ceremonies. Good luck!
- Fluttershy: Oh.
- [crowd cheering]
- Twilight Sparkle: We don't have anything prepared! What are we gonna sing?!
- [hoof tapping]
- Fluttershy: [clears throat, singing out of tempo]
- A song about the games
- And friendship
- And magic if we have... [deeply] tiiiiime
- [Rarity]
- I'm a stand-out pony
- A winner through and through
- But I'm just a one-mare show
- Without you and you
- Rest of Mane Six: And you!
- [Rarity]
- Without friends
- I'm a lime without a light
- When we are together
- [Pinkie Pie]
- We shine extra bright
- [Mane Six]
- It isn't always easy
- Friendship can be hard
- But for every friend I have
- I trot that extra yard
- I've always got your back
- For any goal you dream
- Together or apart
- We make the perfect team
- [Applejack]
- When you hit an obstacle
- I'll help you stay on course
- [Rainbow Dash]
- 'Cause friends will cheer you on
- When you're a tiny horse
- Applejack: We're ponies!
- [Fluttesrhy]
- Look nowhere else to friendship
- Accept help when you are down
- [Twilight Sparkle]
- It doesn't take a potion
- To turn the game around
- [Mane Six]
- It isn't always easy
- Friendship can be hard
- But for every friend I have
- I trot that extra yard
- I've always got your back
- For any goal you dream
- Together or apart
- We make the perfect team
- Rainbow Dash: Who here's on Team Friendship?
- Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
- Applejack: If there ain't nopony just like you, then you're on Team Friendship!
- Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
- Rarity: If you're yourself from the inside out, then...
- Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
- Fluttershy: If you got to meet and gree-ee-ee-eet your number-one fan, then...
- Finn Tastic and Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
- [Twilight Sparkle]
- [rapping]
- If you sneak into the Sugarcube Corner
- In the middle of the night
- To restock the potion fridge
- Magic potions, friends with ponies workin' there
- [beat]
- Twilight Sparkle: ...then you come to an understanding with those aforementioned ponies, then...
- Potion Nova: Then I'm on Team Friendship! [laughs]
- [Rainbow Dash]
- Step up to the starting line
- But friendship's not a race
- When I'm trotting next to you
- We're always in first pla-a-a-a-ace
- [Ponies]
- Yeah! We! Are! Whoo! All together now!
- [All]
- It isn't always easy
- Friendship can be hard
- But for every friend I have
- I trot that extra yard (We shine)
- I've always got your back (Shine bright)
- For any goal you dream (Brighter)
- Together or apart (Shine bright)
- We make the perfect team (Together)
- [Mane Six]
- We shine
- Shine bright
- Brighter
- Together
- Shine bright
- Brighter
- Shine bright
- Together
- We shine
- Shine bright
- Brighter
- Together!
- [party horn]
- Mane Six: [laugh]
- Applejack: [to fourth wall] How's that for spectacular?
- [credits]
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