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The Great Collide; Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular

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Episode	The Great Collide; Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular
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[theme song]

The Great Collide

[crowd cheers]

Bulk Biceps: I'm Bulk Biceps, the spirit of competition, guiding you through today's Mane Event at the one, the only, Sportacular Spectacular!

[fireworks]

[crowd cheers]

Pinkie Pie: Looks like it's pony vs. pony! Steed vs. steed!

Rarity: Beauty vs. beast! [laughs] I'm... kidding, 'cause we're all beauties.

Rainbow Dash: And we're all beasts!

Rarity: Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Rainbow Dash: I wish we were playing on the same time. That way, we'd all win.

Pinkie Pie: Or all lose.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Huh?

Pinkie Pie: I'm just saying it's possible.

Fluttershy: Our friends would want us to give it our all. Win or lose, we try our best!

[loud thudding]

Referee: [screams]

Twilight Sparkle: I'm sad that if we win, they lose.

Rarity: Well, I don't want to lose.

Twilight Sparkle: [groans]

Rarity: What? You don't audition hoping to be the understudy.

Applejack: What she's tryin' to say is that, even though we're competin' against our pals, we got to give it one hundred percent! Maybe one hundred and ten percent!

Referee: [blows whistle]

Twilight Sparkle: [growls]

Rainbow Dash: [growls]

Referee: [blows whistle]

[zip!]

Rainbow Dash: [grunts]

[buzzer]

[ding!]

Rainbow Dash: [blows raspberry]

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]

Applejack: [grunts]

[buzzer]

[ding!]

Fluttershy: [grunts]

[air fizzles]

[buzzer]

[ding!]

Rainbow Dash: [groans] Huh? [groans]

Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]

Rainbow Dash: [growls]

[crowd awww's]

[buzzer]

[ding!]

Rarity: [grunts]

Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Nice catch! I-I mean... bad catch? [groans] I can't not cheer for them. Go, us! Go, them! Go, us! Go, them?

[zoom!]

Potion Nova: It'll be amazing if these ponies make it through and are still friends after this. Well, got to get back to work. Potions don't restock themselves. [giggles]

[poof!]

Buttershy: They don't?!

[zoom!]

Pinkie Pie: Eat my dust!

Pinkie Pie: Wait. As a food professional, I can't serve dust.

[ding!]

[zoom!]

[screech]

Pinkie Pie: Eat my cupcakes!

[chomping]

[zooming]

Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Everything's coming into focus.

Twilight Sparkle: Three seconds in the air! Ten paces per hurdle! This race can be won using a calculated game plan!

Rainbow Dash: [grunting] Wow, Twi! You give new meaning to "getting your head in the game"!

Twilight Sparkle: I'm giving you a run for your money!

Rainbow Dash: You mean "run for my honey"!

[zoom!]

Twilight Sparkle: Huh?

[zoom!]

[crowd cheers]

Matt 1: Fine, I don't even care, whatever...

Snips: [sighs]

Rainbow Dash: [gulping, sighs] I always run faster when I plant a jar of honey at the finish line.

Twilight Sparkle: I did not calculate for that.

Bulk Biceps: The final round features the top six players competing in the joust! The winning team will be crowned Sportacular Spectacular Champ-taculars!

Pinkie Pie: You think they'll go easy on us 'cause we're friends?

Applejack: They haven't slowed down yet, so neither will we. Let's still give one hundred and ten percent. Maybe one hundred and twenty percent!

Pinkie Pie: Hah! [grunts]

Rainbow Dash: Yah! [laughs]

Rarity: [yelps] Oh! Gentle on the mane!

Fluttershy: Yikes!

Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]

Fluttershy: That was too close!

Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunt]

Rarity: [laughs]

[zip!]

[thud]

[squeak]

[squeak]

Applejack: It's just you and me, pardner.

Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunting]

[bonk]

Pinkie Pie: Whoa!

Applejack: Yee-haw! Whoa!

[squeak]

Bulk Biceps: I've never seen friends compete like this against friends. You really get what the spirit of competition is all about. Hey! [laughs] That's me! The spirit of competition!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, yeah, that's great and all. But you got to tell us who won and who lost so we can get back to being friends!

Bulk Biceps: Being on different teams doesn't mean you're not friends. By competing your hardest, you push your friends to also play their best.

Mane Six: [confused sounds]

Pinkie Pie: I think Mr. Biceps is on to something. We came here as friends. We're gonna leave as friends. Didn't we compete as friends?

Applejack: In fact, there's five seconds left!

Twilight Sparkle: Let's give it our all!

Mane Six: A hundred and thirty percent!

Bulk Biceps: [blows whistle] Congratulations, ponies! Looks like you're all champ-taculars today! It's a tie. You're all champions!

Mane Six: [cheer]

[crowd cheers]

Dishwater Slog: Huh. Winning. Not so bad.

Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular

[rooster crows]

Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [snoring]

[sloop]

Pinkie Pie: [blares trumpet]

Rest of Mane Six: [scream]

Pinkie Pie: Get up-up-up-up-up! Today's the final day, and that means...

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: ...it's the Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular show! It's got music! It's got fireworks! It's got other stuff! So rise and sparkle, everypony! The spirit of competition, Bulk Biceps, has an incredible performance planned for us! [squeals] I can't wait!

Applejack: [groans]

Rest of Mane Six: [yawn]

Rainbow Dash: Can't we sleep just a little longer...?

Pinkie Pie: No way, ponay! We have to get there early or we won't get good seats!

[zip!]

Pinkie Pie: Everypony ready? Let's go!

Pinkie Pie: See? Best seats in the house! Huh?

Rest of Mane Six: [snoring]

Pinkie Pie: How are you ponies asleep? The energy here is [echoing] electric!

[wind whistling]

Rarity: [snoring] Aah! My hoofness. How long were we beauty-resting?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, not long. Just all day. The show will begin any minute! There's the spirit of competition now!

Bulk Biceps: [pants] Oh, good! Just the ponies I was looking for! I need you!

Applejack: Now what in tarnation is goin' on here?

Bulk Biceps: I've been so inspired by watching you compete here at the Sportacular Spectacular. You are true sports ponies. But even better friends. You've shown me that I need to be a better friend, too. Because friendship can be hard. But it's what makes everything worthwhile.

Mane Six: [agreeing]

Bulk Biceps: So I thought, "Why am I here putting on a perfectly executed one-in-a-lifetime show when I should go make things right with my own pal/rival Hulk Hamstrings?" Uh, I'm having a flashback. Oh, uh, that reminds me. I-I got to give my sash back to you ponies. You're the spirits of competition now!

Mane Six: [cheer]

Fluttershy: Wait, Mr. Biceps! Your show!

Bulk Biceps: No. Your show. You earned it. So you're in charge of the closing ceremonies. Good luck!

Fluttershy: Oh.

[crowd cheering]

Twilight Sparkle: We don't have anything prepared! What are we gonna sing?!

[hoof tapping]

Fluttershy: [clears throat, singing out of tempo]

A song about the games

And friendship

And magic if we have... [deeply] tiiiiime

[Rarity]

I'm a stand-out pony

A winner through and through

But I'm just a one-mare show

Without you and you

Rest of Mane Six: And you!

[Rarity]

Without friends

I'm a lime without a light

When we are together

[Pinkie Pie]

We shine extra bright

[Mane Six]

It isn't always easy

Friendship can be hard

But for every friend I have

I trot that extra yard

I've always got your back

For any goal you dream

Together or apart

We make the perfect team

[Applejack]

When you hit an obstacle

I'll help you stay on course

[Rainbow Dash]

'Cause friends will cheer you on

When you're a tiny horse

Applejack: We're ponies!

[Fluttesrhy]

Look nowhere else to friendship

Accept help when you are down

[Twilight Sparkle]

It doesn't take a potion

To turn the game around

[Mane Six]

It isn't always easy

Friendship can be hard

But for every friend I have

I trot that extra yard

I've always got your back

For any goal you dream

Together or apart

We make the perfect team

Rainbow Dash: Who here's on Team Friendship?

Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!

Applejack: If there ain't nopony just like you, then you're on Team Friendship!

Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!

Rarity: If you're yourself from the inside out, then...

Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!

Fluttershy: If you got to meet and gree-ee-ee-eet your number-one fan, then...

Finn Tastic and Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!

[Twilight Sparkle]

[rapping]

If you sneak into the Sugarcube Corner

In the middle of the night

To restock the potion fridge

Magic potions, friends with ponies workin' there

[beat]

Twilight Sparkle: ...then you come to an understanding with those aforementioned ponies, then...

Potion Nova: Then I'm on Team Friendship! [laughs]

[Rainbow Dash]

Step up to the starting line

But friendship's not a race

When I'm trotting next to you

We're always in first pla-a-a-a-ace

[Ponies]

Yeah! We! Are! Whoo! All together now!

[All]

It isn't always easy

Friendship can be hard

But for every friend I have

I trot that extra yard (We shine)

I've always got your back (Shine bright)

For any goal you dream (Brighter)

Together or apart (Shine bright)

We make the perfect team (Together)

[Mane Six]

We shine

Shine bright

Brighter

Together

Shine bright

Brighter

Shine bright

Together

We shine

Shine bright

Brighter

Together!

[party horn]

Mane Six: [laugh]

Applejack: [to fourth wall] How's that for spectacular?

[credits]