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Episode The Great Collide; Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular
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[theme song]

The Great Collide[]

[crowd cheers]
Bulk Biceps: I'm Bulk Biceps, the spirit of competition, guiding you through today's Mane Event at the one, the only, Sportacular Spectacular!
[fireworks]
[crowd cheers]
Pinkie Pie: Looks like it's pony vs. pony! Steed vs. steed!
Rarity: Beauty vs. beast! [laughs] I'm... kidding, 'cause we're all beauties.
Rainbow Dash: And we're all beasts!
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't go that far.
Rainbow Dash: I wish we were playing on the same time. That way, we'd all win.
Pinkie Pie: Or all lose.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash: Huh?
Pinkie Pie: I'm just saying it's possible.
Fluttershy: Our friends would want us to give it our all. Win or lose, we try our best!
[loud thudding]
Referee: [screams]
Twilight Sparkle: I'm sad that if we win, they lose.
Rarity: Well, I don't want to lose.
Twilight Sparkle: [groans]
Rarity: What? You don't audition hoping to be the understudy.
Applejack: What she's tryin' to say is that, even though we're competin' against our pals, we got to give it one hundred percent! Maybe one hundred and ten percent!
Referee: [blows whistle]
Twilight Sparkle: [growls]
Rainbow Dash: [growls]
Referee: [blows whistle]
[zip!]
Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
[buzzer]
[ding!]
Rainbow Dash: [blows raspberry]
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
Applejack: [grunts]
[buzzer]
[ding!]
Fluttershy: [grunts]
[air fizzles]
[buzzer]
[ding!]
Rainbow Dash: [groans] Huh? [groans]
Twilight Sparkle: [giggles]
Rainbow Dash: [growls]
[crowd awww's]
[buzzer]
[ding!]
Rarity: [grunts]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Nice catch! I-I mean... bad catch? [groans] I can't not cheer for them. Go, us! Go, them! Go, us! Go, them?
[zoom!]
Potion Nova: It'll be amazing if these ponies make it through and are still friends after this. Well, got to get back to work. Potions don't restock themselves. [giggles]
[poof!]
Buttershy: They don't?!
[zoom!]
Pinkie Pie: Eat my dust!
Pinkie Pie: Wait. As a food professional, I can't serve dust.
[ding!]
[zoom!]
[screech]
Pinkie Pie: Eat my cupcakes!
[chomping]
[zooming]
Twilight Sparkle: [grunts] Everything's coming into focus.
Twilight Sparkle: Three seconds in the air! Ten paces per hurdle! This race can be won using a calculated game plan!
Rainbow Dash: [grunting] Wow, Twi! You give new meaning to "getting your head in the game"!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm giving you a run for your money!
Rainbow Dash: You mean "run for my honey"!
[zoom!]
Twilight Sparkle: Huh?
[zoom!]
[crowd cheers]
Matt 1: Fine, I don't even care, whatever...
Snips: [sighs]
Rainbow Dash: [gulping, sighs] I always run faster when I plant a jar of honey at the finish line.
Twilight Sparkle: I did not calculate for that.
Bulk Biceps: The final round features the top six players competing in the joust! The winning team will be crowned Sportacular Spectacular Champ-taculars!
Pinkie Pie: You think they'll go easy on us 'cause we're friends?
Applejack: They haven't slowed down yet, so neither will we. Let's still give one hundred and ten percent. Maybe one hundred and twenty percent!
Pinkie Pie: Hah! [grunts]
Rainbow Dash: Yah! [laughs]
Rarity: [yelps] Oh! Gentle on the mane!
Fluttershy: Yikes!
Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]
Fluttershy: That was too close!
Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunt]
Rarity: [laughs]
[zip!]
[thud]
[squeak]
[squeak]
Applejack: It's just you and me, pardner.
Pinkie Pie and Applejack: [grunting]
[bonk]
Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
Applejack: Yee-haw! Whoa!
[squeak]
Bulk Biceps: I've never seen friends compete like this against friends. You really get what the spirit of competition is all about. Hey! [laughs] That's me! The spirit of competition!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, yeah, that's great and all. But you got to tell us who won and who lost so we can get back to being friends!
Bulk Biceps: Being on different teams doesn't mean you're not friends. By competing your hardest, you push your friends to also play their best.
Mane Six: [confused sounds]
Pinkie Pie: I think Mr. Biceps is on to something. We came here as friends. We're gonna leave as friends. Didn't we compete as friends?
Applejack: In fact, there's five seconds left!
Twilight Sparkle: Let's give it our all!
Mane Six: A hundred and thirty percent!
Bulk Biceps: [blows whistle] Congratulations, ponies! Looks like you're all champ-taculars today! It's a tie. You're all champions!
Mane Six: [cheer]
[crowd cheers]
Dishwater Slog: Huh. Winning. Not so bad.

Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular[]

[rooster crows]
Mane Six sans Pinkie Pie: [snoring]
[sloop]
Pinkie Pie: [blares trumpet]
Rest of Mane Six: [scream]
Pinkie Pie: Get up-up-up-up-up! Today's the final day, and that means...
[zip!]
Pinkie Pie: ...it's the Sportacular Spectacular Musical Musak-ular show! It's got music! It's got fireworks! It's got other stuff! So rise and sparkle, everypony! The spirit of competition, Bulk Biceps, has an incredible performance planned for us! [squeals] I can't wait!
Applejack: [groans]
Rest of Mane Six: [yawn]
Rainbow Dash: Can't we sleep just a little longer...?
Pinkie Pie: No way, ponay! We have to get there early or we won't get good seats!
[zip!]
Pinkie Pie: Everypony ready? Let's go!
Pinkie Pie: See? Best seats in the house! Huh?
Rest of Mane Six: [snoring]
Pinkie Pie: How are you ponies asleep? The energy here is [echoing] electric!
[wind whistling]
Rarity: [snoring] Aah! My hoofness. How long were we beauty-resting?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, not long. Just all day. The show will begin any minute! There's the spirit of competition now!
Bulk Biceps: [pants] Oh, good! Just the ponies I was looking for! I need you!
Applejack: Now what in tarnation is goin' on here?
Bulk Biceps: I've been so inspired by watching you compete here at the Sportacular Spectacular. You are true sports ponies. But even better friends. You've shown me that I need to be a better friend, too. Because friendship can be hard. But it's what makes everything worthwhile.
Mane Six: [agreeing]
Bulk Biceps: So I thought, "Why am I here putting on a perfectly executed one-in-a-lifetime show when I should go make things right with my own pal/rival Hulk Hamstrings?" Uh, I'm having a flashback. Oh, uh, that reminds me. I-I got to give my sash back to you ponies. You're the spirits of competition now!
Mane Six: [cheer]
Fluttershy: Wait, Mr. Biceps! Your show!
Bulk Biceps: No. Your show. You earned it. So you're in charge of the closing ceremonies. Good luck!
Fluttershy: Oh.
[crowd cheering]
Twilight Sparkle: We don't have anything prepared! What are we gonna sing?!
[hoof tapping]
Fluttershy: [clears throat, singing out of tempo]
A song about the games
And friendship
And magic if we have... [deeply] tiiiiime
[Rarity]
I'm a stand-out pony
A winner through and through
But I'm just a one-mare show
Without you and you
Rest of Mane Six: And you!
[Rarity]
Without friends
I'm a lime without a light
When we are together
[Pinkie Pie]
We shine extra bright
[Mane Six]
It isn't always easy
Friendship can be hard
But for every friend I have
I trot that extra yard
I've always got your back
For any goal you dream
Together or apart
We make the perfect team
[Applejack]
When you hit an obstacle
I'll help you stay on course
[Rainbow Dash]
'Cause friends will cheer you on
When you're a tiny horse
Applejack: We're ponies!
[Fluttershy]
Look nowhere else to friendship
Accept help when you are down
[Twilight Sparkle]
It doesn't take a potion
To turn the game around
[Mane Six]
It isn't always easy
Friendship can be hard
But for every friend I have
I trot that extra yard
I've always got your back
For any goal you dream
Together or apart
We make the perfect team
Rainbow Dash: Who here's on Team Friendship?
Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
Applejack: If there ain't nopony just like you, then you're on Team Friendship!
Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
Rarity: If you're yourself from the inside out, then...
Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
Fluttershy: If you got to meet and gree-ee-ee-eet your number-one fan, then...
Finn Tastic and Ponies: We're on Team Friendship!
[Twilight Sparkle]
[rapping]
If you sneak into the Sugarcube Corner
In the middle of the night
To restock the potion fridge
Magic potions, friends with ponies workin' there
[beat]
Twilight Sparkle: ...then you come to an understanding with those aforementioned ponies, then...
Potion Nova: Then I'm on Team Friendship! [laughs]
[Rainbow Dash]
Step up to the starting line
But friendship's not a race
When I'm trotting next to you
We're always in first pla-a-a-a-ace
[Ponies]
Yeah! We! Are! Whoo! All together now!
[All]
It isn't always easy
Friendship can be hard
But for every friend I have
I trot that extra yard (Together)
I've always got your back (Shine bright)
For any goal you dream (Brighter)
Together or apart (Shine bright)
We make the perfect team (Together)
[Mane Six]
We shine
Shine bright
Brighter
Together
Shine bright
Brighter
Shine bright
Together
We shine
Shine bright
Brighter
Together!
[party horn]
Mane Six: [laugh]
Applejack: [to fourth wall] How's that for spectacular?
[credits]
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