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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': I hope Shining Armor and Princess Cadance don't think it's too soon for me to come back to the Crystal Empire for a visit |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': I hope Shining Armor and Princess Cadance don't think it's too soon for me to come back to the Crystal Empire for a visit. But I just know Flurry Heart's grown so much already. I wonder if I'll even recognize her. |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': She's the only baby they have, Twilight. I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out who she is. |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': She's the only baby they have, Twilight. I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out who she is. |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': [annoyed grunt] |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Sorry. I know you want to visit your niece as much as possible, and I'm excited to see Sunburst again. I just don't wanna fall behind on my friendship lessons back home. |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Sorry. I know you want to visit your niece as much as possible, and I'm excited to see Sunburst again. I just don't wanna fall behind on my friendship lessons back home. |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Starlight, your work in Ponyville isn't going anywhere. Besides, I think we all know you can learn about friendship anywhere. Right, Spike? |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Starlight, your work in Ponyville isn't going anywhere. Besides, I think we all know you can learn about friendship anywhere. Right, Spike? |
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:'''Spike''': And this is just a family visit. I wouldn't want the presence of Spike the Brave and Glorious to turn it into some kind of circus. |
:'''Spike''': And this is just a family visit. I wouldn't want the presence of Spike the Brave and Glorious to turn it into some kind of circus. |
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:'''Starlight Glimmer''': We get it. The Crystal Ponies adore you. |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': We get it. The Crystal Ponies adore you. |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': He ''did'' save the Empire. Twice But still, I don't think your presence will turn our visit into a circus. |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': He ''did'' save the Empire. Twice. But still, I don't think your presence will turn our visit into a circus. |
:'''Spike''': Not if I find the right disguise, it won't. |
:'''Spike''': Not if I find the right disguise, it won't. |
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:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Yeah, this is weird. |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Yeah, this is weird. |
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:'''Spike''': I guess I don't need the disguise after all. |
:'''Spike''': I guess I don't need the disguise after all. |
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− | :[ |
+ | :[Crystal Ponies cheering] |
− | :''' |
+ | :'''Honeysparkle''': It's Spike the Brave and Glorious! |
− | :''' |
+ | :'''Sapphire Joy''': He's come to save us yet again! |
− | :'''Crystal |
+ | :'''Crystal Ponies''': Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! |
:'''Spike''': Save you from what? |
:'''Spike''': Save you from what? |
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:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Yeah, what's going on? |
:'''Starlight Glimmer''': Yeah, what's going on? |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Why was everypony hiding |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Why was everypony hiding? |
− | :'''Amber Laurel''': Oh, it sure looks like Princess Twilight and her pupil. |
+ | :'''"Amber Laurel"''': Oh, it sure ''looks'' like Princess Twilight and her pupil. |
:'''"Scarlet Heart"''': But how can we be sure? |
:'''"Scarlet Heart"''': But how can we be sure? |
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− | :''' |
+ | :'''"Golden Väs"''': We can't! Either one of them could be the... you know! |
:[zip!] |
:[zip!] |
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:'''"Amber Laurel"''': [gasps] What if this... [gasps] isn't... [gasps] the real Spike?! |
:'''"Amber Laurel"''': [gasps] What if this... [gasps] isn't... [gasps] the real Spike?! |
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− | :'''"Scarlet Heart"''': Everypony run! |
+ | :'''"Scarlet Heart"''': Everypony, run! |
:[zip!] |
:[zip!] |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Okay. Something strange is definitely going on. |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Okay. Something strange is definitely going on. |
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:'''Royal guard 1''': Of course we recognize her. |
:'''Royal guard 1''': Of course we recognize her. |
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:'''Royal guard 2''': But that doesn't mean it's really her. |
:'''Royal guard 2''': But that doesn't mean it's really her. |
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− | :'''Spike''': It's okay, guys. They're with me. And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of the Crystal Empire, |
+ | :'''Spike''': It's okay, guys. They're with me. And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of the Crystal Empire, am I right? |
:'''Royal guard 2''': Huh. It does look like him. |
:'''Royal guard 2''': Huh. It does look like him. |
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:'''Royal guard 1''': Well, it would, wouldn't it? I'm sorry, but we'll need to see some proof of identification. |
:'''Royal guard 1''': Well, it would, wouldn't it? I'm sorry, but we'll need to see some proof of identification. |
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:'''Princess Cadance''': We'll take care of things from here. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': We'll take care of things from here. |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh, |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh, Cadance, thank goodness! What's going on? |
:'''Shining Armor''': We can explain, Twily... if it really ''is'' you. |
:'''Shining Armor''': We can explain, Twily... if it really ''is'' you. |
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− | :'''Princess |
+ | :'''Princess Cadance''': Sunshine, sunshine... |
− | :'''Princess |
+ | :'''Princess Cadance''' and '''Twilight Sparkle''': ...ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! Mmm! |
− | :'''Shining Armor''': It's okay, everypony |
+ | :'''Shining Armor''': It's okay, everypony. It's her. |
− | :'''Starlight Glimmer''': Of course |
+ | :'''Starlight Glimmer''': Of course it's her! What's all this about? |
:'''Sunburst''': A changeling's been spotted nearby. |
:'''Sunburst''': A changeling's been spotted nearby. |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': A changeling? |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': A changeling?! |
:'''Spike''': That's not good. |
:'''Spike''': That's not good. |
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:'''Princess Cadance''': No, it's not. After Queen Chrysalis took my place at our wedding and invaded Canterlot with her army of minions, we're not taking any chances. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': No, it's not. After Queen Chrysalis took my place at our wedding and invaded Canterlot with her army of minions, we're not taking any chances. |
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− | :'''Sunburst''': Changelings feed off love. And ever since Flurry Heart's Crystalling, the Empire is filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria |
+ | :'''Sunburst''': Changelings feed off of love. And ever since Flurry Heart's Crystalling, the Empire is filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria. It's possible they've come for the baby. |
− | :'''Shining Armor''': That's why we posted the extra guards, and why we' |
+ | :'''Shining Armor''': That's why we posted the extra guards, and why we're— |
− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Checking everypony's identity. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': I'm sorry for all of this. Flurry Heart's really been looking forward to seeing you. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': I'm sorry for all of this. Flurry Heart's really been looking forward to seeing you. |
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:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh, she's gotten so big |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh, she's gotten so big! Starlight and I will do whatever we can to help protect her. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': To be honest, having you here is already a big relief. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': To be honest, having you here is already a big relief. |
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:'''Royal guard 2''': [whispers indistinctly] |
:'''Royal guard 2''': [whispers indistinctly] |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''': [sighs] |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': [sighs] |
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− | :'''Royal guard |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': Spike the Brave and Glorious, you've faced the evil changelings before. What can you tell us? |
:'''Spike''': Oh, uh, well, they are changelings, so they can... change. |
:'''Spike''': Oh, uh, well, they are changelings, so they can... change. |
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− | :'''Royal guard |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': [to other guards] You hear that? These monsters can look like any of us, so be on guard, guards! Even more than normal. |
− | :'''Spike''': And they could be anywhere. |
+ | :'''Spike''': And they could be anywhere. |
+ | :'''Royal guards''': [affirming snort] |
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+ | :'''Spike''': So we should cover as much ground as possible. You, search that way! |
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:[whoosh] |
:[whoosh] |
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− | :'''Spike''': And |
+ | :'''Spike''': And you, search that way! |
:[whoosh] |
:[whoosh] |
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− | :'''Spike''': And... I'll... just search... here, I guess. Not many places to hide |
+ | :'''Spike''': And... I'll... just search... here, I guess. Not many places to hide. Unless that rock ''is'' a changeling. Okay, rock. How do I know you're really a rock? Hmm. Not talkin', huh? Well, you can't fool me! Uhh! Ow! [screams] |
:'''Spike''': Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh! Uhh! |
:'''Spike''': Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh! Uhh! |
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:[boulder thuds] |
:[boulder thuds] |
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− | :'''Spike''': Phew! [kisses] Okay. Maybe it's time Spike the Brave and Glorious went back to, uh, protect those guards. Gah! |
+ | :'''Spike''': Phew! [kisses] Okay. Maybe it's time Spike the Brave and Glorious went back to, uh, protect those guards. Gah! [sighs] Just my reflection. Huh? Ha! Ha-ha! Hmm. Just my imagination, I guess. |
:[transformation noise] |
:[transformation noise] |
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:'''Spike''': [screams] |
:'''Spike''': [screams] |
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− | :'''Spike''': Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- |
+ | :'''Spike''': Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changeling! [stutters] |
:'''Thorax''': No, wait! Come back! |
:'''Thorax''': No, wait! Come back! |
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:'''Spike''': [screaming] |
:'''Spike''': [screaming] |
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:'''Spike''': You... saved me? |
:'''Spike''': You... saved me? |
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:'''Thorax''': It's okay. I know you don't wanna be friends. |
:'''Thorax''': It's okay. I know you don't wanna be friends. |
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− | :'''Spike''': Wait! I don't understand |
+ | :'''Spike''': Wait! I don't understand. Changelings are supposed to be evil... right? |
− | :'''Thorax''': Evil? Oh, not me. All I've ever wanted is a friend |
+ | :'''Thorax''': Evil? Oh, not me. All I've ever wanted is a friend. |
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+ | :'''Thorax''': [narrating] From the moment I first split my egg in the nursery hive... |
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+ | :'''Baby Thorax''': [whimpering] |
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+ | :[explosion] |
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+ | :'''Thorax''': After that, I knew I couldn't live with my kind anymore. I set off looking for love to share, but... |
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:'''Spike''': But... what? |
:'''Spike''': But... what? |
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− | :'''Thorax''': I'm starving! And there's so much love in the Crystal Empire right now |
+ | :'''Thorax''': I'm starving! And there's so much love in the Crystal Empire right now. It's what drew me here! But it's drivin' me crazy! |
− | :'''Spike''': That would be from the royal Crystalling. It's pretty much a giant outpouring of love for |
+ | :'''Spike''': That would be from the royal Crystalling. It's pretty much a giant outpouring of light and love for a new baby. |
− | :'''Thorax''': [hisses] Oh, sorry! I'm just so hungry! If I had a friend, maybe the love we shared could sustain me, but I don't think the |
+ | :'''Thorax''': [hisses] Oh, sorry! I'm just so hungry! If I had a friend, maybe the love we shared could sustain me, but I don't think the Crystal Ponies want to be friends. |
− | :'''Spike''': What if I told you there was somepony they respect and admire so much |
+ | :'''Spike''': What if I told you there was somepony they respect and admire so much, he could convince them to give it a try? |
:'''Thorax''': If only that were true. |
:'''Thorax''': If only that were true. |
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− | :'''Spike''': It is! I mean, I am! It's me, Spike! Spike the Brave and Glorious? I'm sure you've heard of me. |
+ | :'''Spike''': It is! I mean, ''I'' am! It's me, Spike! Spike the Brave and Glorious? I'm sure you've heard of me. |
:'''Thorax''': Nope. But I was raised by an evil queen. I'm Thorax. I can't believe you want to help me. |
:'''Thorax''': Nope. But I was raised by an evil queen. I'm Thorax. I can't believe you want to help me. |
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:'''Spike''': Why? Hasn't anypony ever just been nice to you? |
:'''Spike''': Why? Hasn't anypony ever just been nice to you? |
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− | :'''Thorax''': [hisses] S-Sorry |
+ | :'''Thorax''': [hisses] Uh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. Do you still wanna be my friend? |
− | :'''Spike''': Of course! And I am one hundred |
+ | :'''Spike''': Of course! And I am one hundred percent sure I can get the whole Crystal Empire to be your friend too. |
:'''Thorax''': [hisses] |
:'''Thorax''': [hisses] |
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:'''Spike''': But... maybe I should just, uh, talk to them first. |
:'''Spike''': But... maybe I should just, uh, talk to them first. |
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:'''Thorax''': [muffled grunting] |
:'''Thorax''': [muffled grunting] |
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− | :'''Royal guard 1''': What do you mean? Did you see the |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': What do you mean? Did you see the changeling? |
:'''Royal guard 2''': Did you defeat the evil creature? |
:'''Royal guard 2''': Did you defeat the evil creature? |
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− | :'''Spike''': Defeating a |
+ | :'''Spike''': Defeating a changeling would be brave, but do you know what would be glorious? |
− | :'''Royal guard 1''': Defeating ''two'' |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': Defeating ''two'' changelings? |
− | :'''Royal guard 2''': Defeating ''all'' the |
+ | :'''Royal guard 2''': Defeating ''all'' the changelings? |
− | :'''Spike''': Not having to fight the |
+ | :'''Spike''': Not having to fight the changeling at all! Because I made friends with him. |
:[guards laughing] |
:[guards laughing] |
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− | :'''Royal guard 1''': |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': Oh, wow! For a second I thought you were serious! |
− | :'''Royal guard 2''': [laughing] Could you imagine? Friends with a |
+ | :'''Royal guard 2''': [laughing] Could you imagine? Friends with a changeling? |
:'''Spike''': I ''am'' serious. He wants to be friends! |
:'''Spike''': I ''am'' serious. He wants to be friends! |
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:[guards laughing] |
:[guards laughing] |
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+ | :'''Royal guard 2''': Right! |
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:'''Royal guard 1''': Not only are you Spike the Brave and Glorious, you're also Spike the Hilarious! |
:'''Royal guard 1''': Not only are you Spike the Brave and Glorious, you're also Spike the Hilarious! |
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− | :'''Royal guard 2''': [laughing] |
+ | :'''Royal guard 2''': [laughing] |
− | :'''Spike''': I'm not joking! The changeling is nice |
+ | :'''Spike''': I'm not joking! The changeling is nice! |
− | :[guards laughing] |
+ | :[guards laughing harder] |
− | :'''Shining Armor''': I'm sorry, but I don't think it's funny. The Changeling Queen Chrysalis kidnapped Cadance |
+ | :'''Shining Armor''': I'm sorry, but I don't think it's funny. The Changeling Queen Chrysalis kidnapped Cadance and cast a spell on me. |
− | :[zip] |
+ | :[zip!] |
− | :'''Shining Armor''': There's no such thing as a 'nice' |
+ | :'''Shining Armor''': There's no such thing as a ''nice'' changeling. |
− | :'''Spike''': |
+ | :'''Spike''': You're right, Shining Armor. Sorry. That was a... bad joke. |
− | :'''Thorax''': So? So? Uh, what did they say? |
+ | :'''Thorax''': So? So? Uh, what did they say? How many new friends do I have? |
:'''Spike''': Well, it didn't go exactly the way I thought. |
:'''Spike''': Well, it didn't go exactly the way I thought. |
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− | :'''Thorax''': |
+ | :'''Thorax''': [groans] I understand. Well, thanks for trying. I-I guess it's not surprising. How can you expect ponies who looks like this... [transformation noise] to trust something that looks like this? [transformation noise] |
− | :'''Spike''': I think I might know |
+ | :'''Spike''': I think I might know! |
+ | :[door opens] |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Spike, if you're done searching for the changeling, Starlight and I could use your help. We're working on a protection spell for Flurry Heart, and nopony takes notes like you. |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Spike, if you're done searching for the changeling, Starlight and I could use your help. We're working on a protection spell for Flurry Heart, and nopony takes notes like you. |
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− | :'''Spike''': Uh, actually, Twilight, I, uh, wanted to introduce you to my friend, uh... Uh, Crystal, uh... |
+ | :'''Spike''': Uh, actually, Twilight, I, uh, wanted to introduce you to my friend, uh... Uh, Crystal, uh... Hoof! Crystal Hoof! [chuckles] My good friend, Crystal Hoof. |
− | :{{H:title|as |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: Nice to meet you. |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh. Well, it's, uh, nice to meet you, too. How do you know Spike? |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Oh. Well, it's, uh, nice to meet you, too. How do you know Spike? |
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− | :{{H:title|as |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: Oh, uh, Spike and I go ''way'' back. |
:'''Spike''': To the Equestria Games! That's when we met. We've been pen pals ever since. |
:'''Spike''': To the Equestria Games! That's when we met. We've been pen pals ever since. |
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− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Pen pals? Spike! You could have been using my pen |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Pen pals? Spike! You could have been using my pen pal quill set! Why didn't you tell me? |
:'''Spike''': Well, I... I pretty much only write to him when you and Starlight are... studying. |
:'''Spike''': Well, I... I pretty much only write to him when you and Starlight are... studying. |
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− | :{{H:title|as |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: I like to brag to all my friends about my letters from Spike the Brave and Glorious. |
:'''Spike''': Yeah. [laughs nervously] |
:'''Spike''': Yeah. [laughs nervously] |
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− | :{{H:title|as |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}} and '''Spike''': [laugh nervously] |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Well, I'm sure Starlight and I can manage, if you want to spend time with your friend. |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': Well, I'm sure Starlight and I can manage, if you want to spend time with your friend. |
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− | :'''Spike''': Great! |
+ | :'''Spike''': Great! Crystal Hoof promised to take me around the city. |
− | :{{H:title|as |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: Oh, that was amazing! |
:'''Spike''': I told ya. |
:'''Spike''': I told ya. |
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:[montage music] |
:[montage music] |
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− | :'''Royal guard 1''': [hushed] Crystal Hoof is nearly as entertaining as Spike himself |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': [hushed] Crystal Hoof is nearly as entertaining as Spike himself. |
− | :'''Thorax''': [gasps] This place is everything I've ever dreamed of! [hushed] But I can't keep pretending to be a |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: [gasps] This place is everything I've ever dreamed of! [hushed] But I can't keep pretending to be a Crystal Pony forever, can I? |
− | :'''Spike''': Relax |
+ | :'''Spike''': Relax. You're winning them over. Pretty soon, nopony will care that you're a changeling. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': Spike! Twilight told me you were off with a friend. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': Spike! Twilight told me you were off with a friend. |
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:'''Spike''': [nervous laugh] |
:'''Spike''': [nervous laugh] |
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:'''Princess Cadance''': And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of mine. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of mine. |
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:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
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− | :'''Thorax''': Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much love around her...! I... I...! |
+ | :{{H:title|as Crystal Hoof|'''Thorax'''}}: Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much l-love around her...! I... I...! |
+ | :[transformation noise] |
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+ | :'''Thorax''': [hisses] |
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:'''Princess Cadance''': [gasps] |
:'''Princess Cadance''': [gasps] |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''' and '''Starlight Glimmer''': [gasps] |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''' and '''Starlight Glimmer''': [gasps] |
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− | :'''Thorax''': I... [hisses] |
+ | :'''Thorax''': I... [hisses] I'm so... [hisses] ...sorry...! I can't... Can't [hisses] ...stop! |
− | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Spike! Get away from the |
+ | :'''Twilight Sparkle''': Spike! Get away from the changeling! |
:'''Spike''': Wait, no! You don't understand! |
:'''Spike''': Wait, no! You don't understand! |
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− | :'''Sunburst''': This |
+ | :'''Sunburst''': This changeling replaced your friend to get close to the baby! What other explanation could there be?! |
:'''Spike''': I... |
:'''Spike''': I... |
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:'''Thorax''': [hisses] |
:'''Thorax''': [hisses] |
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:'''Spike''': ...I don't know. |
:'''Spike''': ...I don't know. |
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:'''Thorax''': [whimpers] |
:'''Thorax''': [whimpers] |
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− | :'''Royal guard 1''': After it! Don't let the |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': After it! Don't let the changeling escape! |
:'''Princess Cadance''': I hope your friend is okay. |
:'''Princess Cadance''': I hope your friend is okay. |
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− | :'''Spike''': Yeah... |
+ | :'''Spike''': Yeah... Me, too. |
− | :'''Royal guard 1''': Spike, you should go find Crystal Hoof while we hunt down the |
+ | :'''Royal guard 1''': Spike, you should go find Crystal Hoof while we hunt down the changeling. |
− | :'''Spike''': I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna see me |
+ | :'''Spike''': I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna see me. |
− | :'''Shining Armor''': Spread out! The |
+ | :'''Shining Armor''': Spread out! The changeling is probably still nearby! |
− | :'''Spike''': Actually, I'm pretty sure he ran as far away from here as possible. |
+ | :'''Spike''': Actually, I'm pretty sure he ran as far away from here as possible.... But I bet I know where! |
:'''Spike''': Thorax! Hello? I just want to apologize! I should have stood up for you... Aw, come on, Thorax! I know you're in here! |
:'''Spike''': Thorax! Hello? I just want to apologize! I should have stood up for you... Aw, come on, Thorax! I know you're in here! |
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+ | :[transformation noise] |
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:'''Thorax''': Leave me alone! [hisses] |
:'''Thorax''': Leave me alone! [hisses] |
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:'''Spike''': [yelps] [panting] Little help? |
:'''Spike''': [yelps] [panting] Little help? |
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− | :'''Thorax''': Why do you think |
+ | :'''Thorax''': Why do you think I would help ''you''? I'm an "evil changeling"! |
− | :'''Spike''': Because you're my friend. I just wish I had been |
+ | :'''Spike''': Because you're my friend. I just wish I had been one to you. [yelps] |
:'''Thorax''': It's okay, I know it's hard. Everyone in the Crystal Empire loves ''you''. I couldn't ask you to give that up for me. |
:'''Thorax''': It's okay, I know it's hard. Everyone in the Crystal Empire loves ''you''. I couldn't ask you to give that up for me. |
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:'''Spike''': You don't have to ask. |
:'''Spike''': You don't have to ask. |
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:'''Spike''': What I should've done in the first place. |
:'''Spike''': What I should've done in the first place. |
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+ | :'''Royal guards''': Let's move! Move! Move! This way! This way! Let's go! Check there? Okay. Over here! Over here! [etc.] |
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:[guards shouting] |
:[guards shouting] |
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+ | :'''Royal guard''': Look around that corner! Over there! Over there! [etc.] |
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− | :'''Starlight Glimmer''': I know it's bad that there's a Changeling around, but is all this ''really'' necessary? |
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− | :''' |
+ | :'''Starlight Glimmer''': I know it's bad that there's a changeling around, but is all this ''really'' necessary? |
+ | :'''Princess Cadance''': If there's one changeling, there may well be a whole army on the way. |
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:'''Twilight Sparkle''': True. But Starlight has a point. This is getting a little out of hand. |
:'''Twilight Sparkle''': True. But Starlight has a point. This is getting a little out of hand. |
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− | :'''Princess Cadance''': I understand, but I don't know what else we can do. |
+ | :'''Princess Cadance''': [sighs] I understand, but I don't know what else we can do. |
:'''Spike''': I do! |
:'''Spike''': I do! |
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− | :[ |
+ | :[ponies gasp] |
:'''Shining Armor''': Spike! What are you doing?! Get away from that thing! |
:'''Shining Armor''': Spike! What are you doing?! Get away from that thing! |
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− | :'''Spike''': No |
+ | :'''Spike''': No. He's not a "thing"! His name is Thorax, and he's my friend! |
:'''Royal guards''' and '''Shining Armor''': [gasp] |
:'''Royal guards''' and '''Shining Armor''': [gasp] |
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:'''Princess Cadance''' and '''Sunburst''': [gasp] |
:'''Princess Cadance''' and '''Sunburst''': [gasp] |
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:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
:'''Flurry Heart''': [coos] |
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:'''Shining Armor''': Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Thorax. I'm sorry we didn't take the time to get to know you. Maybe we can change that now. |
:'''Shining Armor''': Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Thorax. I'm sorry we didn't take the time to get to know you. Maybe we can change that now. |
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− | :'''Thorax''': That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling |
+ | :'''Thorax''': That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others! |
:'''Royal guard 1''': To Spike the Brave and Glorious! |
:'''Royal guard 1''': To Spike the Brave and Glorious! |
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:[cheering] |
:[cheering] |
Latest revision as of 17:50, 10 January 2018
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Episode | The Times They Are A Changeling |
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- [train puffing]
- Twilight Sparkle: I hope Shining Armor and Princess Cadance don't think it's too soon for me to come back to the Crystal Empire for a visit. But I just know Flurry Heart's grown so much already. I wonder if I'll even recognize her.
- Starlight Glimmer: She's the only baby they have, Twilight. I think it'll be pretty easy to figure out who she is.
- Twilight Sparkle: [annoyed grunt]
- Starlight Glimmer: Sorry. I know you want to visit your niece as much as possible, and I'm excited to see Sunburst again. I just don't wanna fall behind on my friendship lessons back home.
- Twilight Sparkle: Starlight, your work in Ponyville isn't going anywhere. Besides, I think we all know you can learn about friendship anywhere. Right, Spike?
- Spike: [deep voice] "Spike?" Who's "Spike"?
- Starlight Glimmer: Pfft. Uh, you're Spike, Spike. And why are you dressed like that?
- Spike: [groans] [normal voice] Guys, you're blowing my cover! How'd you even know it was me?
- Starlight Glimmer: Because you're you... in a coat, hat and glasses. Also, we're the only ones here.
- Spike: Right.
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike, why do you need a disguise?
- Spike: Last time we came to the Crystal Empire, there was a lot goin' on with the new baby and the Crystalling, but I still got mobbed in the street.
- Starlight Glimmer: I wouldn't say mobbed.
- Spike: And this is just a family visit. I wouldn't want the presence of Spike the Brave and Glorious to turn it into some kind of circus.
- Starlight Glimmer: We get it. The Crystal Ponies adore you.
- Twilight Sparkle: He did save the Empire. Twice. But still, I don't think your presence will turn our visit into a circus.
- Spike: Not if I find the right disguise, it won't.
- Starlight Glimmer: Uh, disguise or not, Spike, I don't think you need to worry about being mobbed. Nopony's here.
- [wind whistling]
- [tumbleweed drifting]
- [bird cries]
- Spike: It's like a ghost town.
- Twilight Sparkle: I've got a bad feeling about this.
- Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, this is weird.
- Spike: I guess I don't need the disguise after all.
- [Crystal Ponies cheering]
- Honeysparkle: It's Spike the Brave and Glorious!
- Sapphire Joy: He's come to save us yet again!
- Crystal Ponies: Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike!
- Spike: Save you from what?
- Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, what's going on?
- Twilight Sparkle: Why was everypony hiding?
- "Amber Laurel": Oh, it sure looks like Princess Twilight and her pupil.
- "Scarlet Heart": But how can we be sure?
- "Golden Väs": We can't! Either one of them could be the... you know!
- [zip!]
- "Amber Laurel": [gasps] What if this... [gasps] isn't... [gasps] the real Spike?!
- "Scarlet Heart": Everypony, run!
- [zip!]
- Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Something strange is definitely going on.
- Spike: [groans] Ya think?
- Royal guard 1: Who goes there?
- Starlight Glimmer: Um, you don't recognize the Princess of Friendship?
- Royal guard 1: Of course we recognize her.
- Royal guard 2: But that doesn't mean it's really her.
- Spike: It's okay, guys. They're with me. And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of the Crystal Empire, am I right?
- Royal guard 2: Huh. It does look like him.
- Royal guard 1: Well, it would, wouldn't it? I'm sorry, but we'll need to see some proof of identification.
- Princess Cadance: We'll take care of things from here.
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Cadance, thank goodness! What's going on?
- Shining Armor: We can explain, Twily... if it really is you.
- Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine...
- Princess Cadance and Twilight Sparkle: ...ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! Mmm!
- Shining Armor: It's okay, everypony. It's her.
- Starlight Glimmer: Of course it's her! What's all this about?
- Sunburst: A changeling's been spotted nearby.
- Twilight Sparkle: A changeling?!
- Spike: That's not good.
- Princess Cadance: No, it's not. After Queen Chrysalis took my place at our wedding and invaded Canterlot with her army of minions, we're not taking any chances.
- Sunburst: Changelings feed off of love. And ever since Flurry Heart's Crystalling, the Empire is filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria. It's possible they've come for the baby.
- Shining Armor: That's why we posted the extra guards, and why we're—
- Twilight Sparkle: Checking everypony's identity.
- Princess Cadance: I'm sorry for all of this. Flurry Heart's really been looking forward to seeing you.
- Flurry Heart: [coos]
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh, she's gotten so big! Starlight and I will do whatever we can to help protect her.
- Princess Cadance: To be honest, having you here is already a big relief.
- Royal guard 2: [whispers indistinctly]
- Shining Armor: Hmm. The royal guards were wondering if Spike the Brave and Glorious would like to join in the search for the changeling.
- Spike: Really?
- Twilight Sparkle: Uh, I don't know if that's such a good idea, Spike. It sounds dangerous.
- Spike: Come on, Twilight, this is Spike the Brave and Glorious you're talking to. Have you ever known me to run from danger?
- Twilight Sparkle: Um...
- Shining Armor: He'll be safe with our guards.
- Spike: Or will your guards be safe with me?
- Twilight Sparkle: [sighs]
- Royal guard 1: Spike the Brave and Glorious, you've faced the evil changelings before. What can you tell us?
- Spike: Oh, uh, well, they are changelings, so they can... change.
- Royal guard 1: [to other guards] You hear that? These monsters can look like any of us, so be on guard, guards! Even more than normal.
- Spike: And they could be anywhere.
- Royal guards: [affirming snort]
- Spike: So we should cover as much ground as possible. You, search that way!
- [whoosh]
- Spike: And you, search that way!
- [whoosh]
- Spike: And... I'll... just search... here, I guess. Not many places to hide. Unless that rock is a changeling. Okay, rock. How do I know you're really a rock? Hmm. Not talkin', huh? Well, you can't fool me! Uhh! Ow! [screams]
- Spike: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Oh! Uhh!
- [boulder thuds]
- Spike: Phew! [kisses] Okay. Maybe it's time Spike the Brave and Glorious went back to, uh, protect those guards. Gah! [sighs] Just my reflection. Huh? Ha! Ha-ha! Hmm. Just my imagination, I guess.
- [transformation noise]
- Spike: [screams]
- Spike: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changeling! [stutters]
- Thorax: No, wait! Come back!
- Spike: [screaming]
- [thud]
- Spike: [screaming] This is unexpected.
- [splat]
- Thorax: The ice is pretty slippery. I wouldn't want you to get hurt because of me.
- Spike: You... saved me?
- Thorax: It's okay. I know you don't wanna be friends.
- Spike: Wait! I don't understand. Changelings are supposed to be evil... right?
- Thorax: Evil? Oh, not me. All I've ever wanted is a friend.
- Thorax: [narrating] From the moment I first split my egg in the nursery hive...
- [changeling larva hissing]
- Baby Thorax: [whimpering]
- Thorax: [narrating] I was part of the attack on Canterlot during the royal wedding, but I'd never seen true friendship like that! And I couldn't just steal it and feed on its love. I wanted to share it!
- [explosion]
- Thorax: After that, I knew I couldn't live with my kind anymore. I set off looking for love to share, but...
- Spike: But... what?
- Thorax: I'm starving! And there's so much love in the Crystal Empire right now. It's what drew me here! But it's drivin' me crazy!
- Spike: That would be from the royal Crystalling. It's pretty much a giant outpouring of light and love for a new baby.
- Thorax: [hisses] Oh, sorry! I'm just so hungry! If I had a friend, maybe the love we shared could sustain me, but I don't think the Crystal Ponies want to be friends.
- Spike: What if I told you there was somepony they respect and admire so much, he could convince them to give it a try?
- Thorax: If only that were true.
- Spike: It is! I mean, I am! It's me, Spike! Spike the Brave and Glorious? I'm sure you've heard of me.
- Thorax: Nope. But I was raised by an evil queen. I'm Thorax. I can't believe you want to help me.
- Spike: Why? Hasn't anypony ever just been nice to you?
- Thorax: [hisses] Uh! S-Sorry! Kindness like that kind of brings it out. Do you still wanna be my friend?
- Spike: Of course! And I am one hundred percent sure I can get the whole Crystal Empire to be your friend too.
- Thorax: [hisses]
- Spike: But... maybe I should just, uh, talk to them first.
- Thorax: [muffled grunting]
- Royal guard 1: What do you mean? Did you see the changeling?
- Royal guard 2: Did you defeat the evil creature?
- Spike: Defeating a changeling would be brave, but do you know what would be glorious?
- Royal guard 1: Defeating two changelings?
- Royal guard 2: Defeating all the changelings?
- Spike: Not having to fight the changeling at all! Because I made friends with him.
- [guards laughing]
- Royal guard 1: Oh, wow! For a second I thought you were serious!
- Royal guard 2: [laughing] Could you imagine? Friends with a changeling?
- Spike: I am serious. He wants to be friends!
- [guards laughing]
- Royal guard 2: Right!
- Royal guard 1: Not only are you Spike the Brave and Glorious, you're also Spike the Hilarious!
- Royal guard 2: [laughing]
- Spike: I'm not joking! The changeling is nice!
- [guards laughing harder]
- Shining Armor: I'm sorry, but I don't think it's funny. The Changeling Queen Chrysalis kidnapped Cadance and cast a spell on me.
- [zip!]
- Shining Armor: There's no such thing as a nice changeling.
- Spike: You're right, Shining Armor. Sorry. That was a... bad joke.
- Thorax: So? So? Uh, what did they say? How many new friends do I have?
- Spike: Well, it didn't go exactly the way I thought.
- Thorax: [groans] I understand. Well, thanks for trying. I-I guess it's not surprising. How can you expect ponies who looks like this... [transformation noise] to trust something that looks like this? [transformation noise]
- Spike: I think I might know!
- [door opens]
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike, if you're done searching for the changeling, Starlight and I could use your help. We're working on a protection spell for Flurry Heart, and nopony takes notes like you.
- Spike: Uh, actually, Twilight, I, uh, wanted to introduce you to my friend, uh... Uh, Crystal, uh... Hoof! Crystal Hoof! [chuckles] My good friend, Crystal Hoof.
- Thorax: Nice to meet you.
- Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Well, it's, uh, nice to meet you, too. How do you know Spike?
- Thorax: Oh, uh, Spike and I go way back.
- Spike: To the Equestria Games! That's when we met. We've been pen pals ever since.
- Twilight Sparkle: Pen pals? Spike! You could have been using my pen pal quill set! Why didn't you tell me?
- Spike: Well, I... I pretty much only write to him when you and Starlight are... studying.
- Thorax: I like to brag to all my friends about my letters from Spike the Brave and Glorious.
- Spike: Yeah. [laughs nervously]
- Thorax and Spike: [laugh nervously]
- Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm sure Starlight and I can manage, if you want to spend time with your friend.
- Spike: Great! Crystal Hoof promised to take me around the city.
- Thorax: Oh, that was amazing!
- Spike: I told ya.
- [montage music]
- Royal guard 1: [hushed] Crystal Hoof is nearly as entertaining as Spike himself.
- Thorax: [gasps] This place is everything I've ever dreamed of! [hushed] But I can't keep pretending to be a Crystal Pony forever, can I?
- Spike: Relax. You're winning them over. Pretty soon, nopony will care that you're a changeling.
- Princess Cadance: Spike! Twilight told me you were off with a friend.
- Spike: [nervous laugh]
- Princess Cadance: And any friend of Spike the Brave and Glorious is a friend of mine.
- Flurry Heart: [coos]
- Thorax: Oh, she's so beautiful! There's so much l-love around her...! I... I...!
- [transformation noise]
- Thorax: [hisses]
- Princess Cadance: [gasps]
- Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer: [gasps]
- Thorax: I... [hisses] I'm so... [hisses] ...sorry...! I can't... Can't [hisses] ...stop!
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Get away from the changeling!
- Spike: Wait, no! You don't understand!
- Sunburst: This changeling replaced your friend to get close to the baby! What other explanation could there be?!
- Spike: I...
- Thorax: [hisses]
- Spike: ...I don't know.
- Thorax: [whimpers]
- Royal guard 1: After it! Don't let the changeling escape!
- Princess Cadance: I hope your friend is okay.
- Spike: Yeah... Me, too.
- Royal guard 1: Spike, you should go find Crystal Hoof while we hunt down the changeling.
- Spike: I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna see me.
- Shining Armor: Spread out! The changeling is probably still nearby!
- Spike: Actually, I'm pretty sure he ran as far away from here as possible.... But I bet I know where!
- Spike: Thorax! Hello? I just want to apologize! I should have stood up for you... Aw, come on, Thorax! I know you're in here!
- [transformation noise]
- Thorax: Leave me alone! [hisses]
- Spike: [yelps] [panting] Little help?
- Thorax: Why do you think I would help you? I'm an "evil changeling"!
- Spike: Because you're my friend. I just wish I had been one to you. [yelps]
- Thorax: It's okay, I know it's hard. Everyone in the Crystal Empire loves you. I couldn't ask you to give that up for me.
- Spike: You don't have to ask.
- Thorax: What are you gonna do?
- Spike: What I should've done in the first place.
- Royal guards: Let's move! Move! Move! This way! This way! Let's go! Check there? Okay. Over here! Over here! [etc.]
- [guards shouting]
- Royal guard: Look around that corner! Over there! Over there! [etc.]
- Starlight Glimmer: I know it's bad that there's a changeling around, but is all this really necessary?
- Princess Cadance: If there's one changeling, there may well be a whole army on the way.
- Twilight Sparkle: True. But Starlight has a point. This is getting a little out of hand.
- Princess Cadance: [sighs] I understand, but I don't know what else we can do.
- Spike: I do!
- [ponies gasp]
- Shining Armor: Spike! What are you doing?! Get away from that thing!
- Spike: No. He's not a "thing"! His name is Thorax, and he's my friend!
- Royal guards and Shining Armor: [gasp]
- Princess Cadance and Sunburst: [gasp]
- Starlight Glimmer: [gasp]
- [Spike]
- Would you say I'm a hero
- Glorious and brave
- If I told you something you wouldn't believe?
- That sometimes I'm scared
- And I can make mistakes
- And I'm not so heroic, it seems
- But if day can turn to night
- And the darkness turn to light
- Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?
- No two ponies are exactly the same
- No two snowflakes ever match their design
- And I thought I was strong
- But I was nothing but wrong
- When I forgot to be friendly and kind
- But if day can turn to night
- And the darkness turn to light
- Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?
- Would you say I'm a hero
- Glorious and brave
- If I told you something you wouldn't believe?
- This changeling, it seems
- Knows the real me
- And would stay by my side 'til the end
- So if day can turn to night
- And the darkness turn to light
- Then why can't we imagine
- Just why can't we imagine
- Then why can't we imagine a changeling can change?
- [long beat]
- Twilight Sparkle: Spike, I'm so proud of you.
- Spike: You are?
- Twilight Sparkle: Of course! You're a celebrity here in the Crystal Empire, and you just risked all of it for a friend! I can't imagine anything more brave than that. [to others] As the Princess of Friendship, I try to set an example for all of Equestria. But today, it was Spike who taught me that a new friend can come from anywhere. I guess everypony still has things to learn about friendship. Even me! And if Spike says Thorax is his friend, then he's my friend too.
- Thorax: Thank you.
- Princess Cadance: On behalf of the Crystal Empire, I would like to extend my hoof in friendship, and I'm sure all of my subjects are eager to do the same.
- [guards cheering]
- Flurry Heart: [coos]
- Shining Armor: Welcome to the Crystal Empire, Thorax. I'm sorry we didn't take the time to get to know you. Maybe we can change that now.
- Thorax: That'd be so amazing! I want to know all about friendship, and maybe one day I can take that knowledge back to the Changeling Kingdom! If my kind learned how to create love for one another, maybe they wouldn't have to take it from others!
- Royal guard 1: To Spike the Brave and Glorious!
- [cheering]
- Starlight Glimmer: Looks like you were right after all.
- Twilight Sparkle: Right about what?
- Starlight Glimmer: Friendship lessons can happen anywhere.
- [credits]