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[theme song]

Zound Off

Rainbow Dash: Huh?
Rainbow Dash: [gasps]
Pinkie Pie and Twilght Sparkle: [laughing]
Rainbow Dash: [panting] What's... going... on?! Where's... the... explosion?!
Pinkie Pie: There's nothing explosive here except our own laughter!
Twilght Sparkle: It's not explosions. We're goofing around with this sweet new app called Onomatopoeia. It lets you play all kinds of sound effects. Like a boing!
Twilght Sparkle: [laughs] Crash of thunder...
Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Or there's this one that's just called "meatballs"!
Rainbow Dash: What happens when you press it?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, just you wait.
Tablet: Meatballs!
Pinkie Pie and Twilght Sparkle: [laugh]
Rainbow Dash: What?! Oh, my hoof-ness! I need to download this app immediately! I can't go another minute without being a part of the hilarity! Aaaaaand... click to download!
Rainbow Dash: I'm out of hard drive space! I'm without space! THERE! IS! NO! SPACE! [yells]
Pinkie Pie: No sweat. Don't fret. You can still download... "et"?
Twilight Sparkle: I think what Pinkie is saying is you just need to delete stuff to make more room for it.
Rainbow Dash: Well, I could delete Baubles with Besties, but I like playing Baubles. With my besties. And I could delete Gossip-peroni, but then how will I learn all the latest celeb gossip while ordering delicious gooey pizza?
Rainbow Dash: Hmmm. I could delete Awooga.
Rainbow Dash: It counts how many times you say "awooga".
Twilight Sparkle: Well, sure—
Rainbow Dash: But then I won't know how many times I've said "awooga".
Twilight Sparkle: Hmmm. How about—?
Rainbow Dash: Like just now! That's another "awooga"!
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] I don't know. I want to join in on the fun, but this is so not fun!
[door opens]
Tablet: Awooga!
Rainbow Dash: It even says "awooga"?!
Rainbow Dash: [groans] Okay, that's it! I want in! I need to delete something! But what?! Twilight! You've been so quiet! I need your help!
Tablet: Meatballs!
Pinkie Pie: Oh! Sorry! Misread the moment.
Twilight Sparkle: Birds chirping. Rain falling. Friends laughing. What do these have in common? They're all sounds. But what is sound? For that, we need to talk about...
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Twi—
Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] Silence.
Rainbow Dash: [whispering] Yeah, Twi? This is super fascinating, but maybe we can jump into the part where you tell me what apps I should delete.
Rarity: Yeah, you know, in the interest of—
Pinkie Pie: Time!
Twilight Sparkle: I've analyzed all the apps you have on your tablet – ranked by space taken up on the hard drive – and cross-referenced the amount of time you use that app.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, great! I like where this is going!
Twilight Sparkle: And even if you delete all the apps you've never used, it still won't free up enough space to download Onomatopoeia.
Rainbow Dash: I don't like where this went.
Twilight Sparkle: But...
Rainbow Dash: There's a "but"? There's a "but"!
Rarity: [squeals] So we've heard, darling.
Twilight Sparkle: But... I found two apps. Speed Dreamin' and Ooooo. All you need to do is delete one of them, and you can download Onomatopoeia and join the fun.
Tablet: Meatballs!
Rarity: [laughs]
Rainbow Dash: I don't like this "but". It's a bad "but". No two ways a-"but" it. I can't delete either of them.
Pinkie Pie: Why not Speed Dreamin'?
Rainbow Dash: Sometimes I sleep-run, and it tracks that.
Rarity: And pray tell, what does Ooooo do?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, it logs every time something makes me go "oooooh".
Pinkie Pie and Rarity: Ahhhh.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, those weren't "ooh"'s.
Pinkie Pie and Rarity: Huh?
Rainbow Dash: See?
Rainbow Dash: The app's worth it. Didn't count 'em.
Twilight Sparkle: I get it. I'm a perfectionist pony. I hate the idea of not being fully prepared for any situation. But you're so worried about missing out on something in the future that you're not living in the right now.
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh.
Rainbow Dash: [growls, strains, breathes hard, babbles, imitates klaxon, babbles]
Pinkie Pie: Huh?
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity: [laugh]
Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing?
Rainbow Dash: Uh... I'm letting off some steam?
Twilight Sparkle: Well, your steam is hilarious. I wish those were on Onomatopoeia so I could play them.
Rainbow Dash: You do?
Rainbow Dash: [laughs]
Pinkie Pie: [laughs]
Rainbow Dash: Awooga! Awooga! I don't need a soundboard app. I am a soundboard app! I'm Onomatopoeia! ONOMATOPOEIA! [goofy noises]
Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie: [cheering, laughing]
Rainbow Dash: [goofy noises] Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha! [babbles]

Unboxing Day

Fluttershy: Mm-hmm... mm-hmm, mm-hmm... [sighs] And... action!
[clapperboard claps]
Fluttershy: Hello, everypony, and welcome to my first ever unboxing video! Let's start at the very beginning – getting ourselves a box to unbox!
[doorbell rings]
Fluttershy: Ooh! Right on time!
[door opens]
Fluttershy: A box? For moi? Thanks for the delivery, Muffins. As you can see, inside this box is a state-of-the-art cellular telephone. "Cell phone", if you will. Excellent packaging. Bold colors. Really catches the eye. The hoof feel of the box is solid. A sign it is well-made. Um... it has all the sides it needs. Which is very good. Essential. This is a... top-notch box. Um, very... cubic.
Angel Bunny: [sighs]
Fluttershy: Uh... [laughs nervously]
Fluttershy: Oh! Hear that? The phone's inside! Time to rip this thing apart and see what it looks like! [strains] Huh? [straining]
[dull squeak]
Fluttershy: [shudders, giggles] I love this sound. I just love the sound so much, I'm... [strains] ...listening to it a little longer than I normally would. [straining, pants] Phew. Ah, yes! Nothing like the smooth process of opening a box for the first time! [growls]
[hammer squeaking]
Fluttershy: [growling]
Applejack: Hmm.
[door opens]
Applejack: Uh, you doin' all right there, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Oh. Heh. Fiiiine! Just fiiiine!
Applejack: Heh. All righty then, "Flustershy".
[door closes]
Fluttershy: All part of the process, folks. I've opened many a package in my day. Just not on camera. We're almost unboxed, trust me. I know how to do this. [straining]
Angel Bunny: [sighs]
Fluttershy: [straining, growls] Not to worry! We're gonna get this thing open soon, because these videos do best when they're under five minutes long! [straining]
[loud thuds]
Fluttershy: [screams]
[door opens]
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Fluttershy. How's the unboxing video coming along?
Fluttershy: [snarls]
Rainbow Dash: [screams]
Fluttershy: Surprise, followers! This isn't your typical unboxing video. In fact, it's actually a boxing video! You heard that right! A boxing video! I don't actually want the phone that's inside the box. Nuh-uh. This new style of video is all about enjoying this box just as it is. Impenetrable. Invincible. Incredibly frustrating. [straining, yelling]
Angel Bunny: [sighs]
Fluttershy: [sighs] It was worth one last shot. Comment below if you think this is going well. And subscribe if you think it's going great! I know I do.
[door opens]
[door closes]
Rarity: Ooh!
Rarity: Are you filming something, darling?
Fluttershy: Oh, um, just a little unboxing video for the interwebs. It's going... really well.
Rarity: I see... You know, if it weren't for the going really well, I usually find that most frustrating situations are almost always helped by phoning a friend.
Fluttershy: Hey! That's the phone that's in the box! That's what we're supposed to be unboxing! I mean, uh, the one I've purposefully been keeping inside the box.
Rarity: Ah...
Fluttershy: Wait. How'd you get yours out?
Rarity: Oh, it wasn't easy. It took time, patience, persistence... and, of course, scissors.
Fluttershy: Well, viewers, I hope you're taking notes at home.
Fluttershy: I did it! Ooh! [giggles] Hooray! Woo-hoo! Huh? But... it's empty.
Rarity: And there you have it. Unboxing truly remains one of the great mysteries of our time.
Angel Bunny: [chittering]
Fluttershy: [growls]
Rarity: And that's a wrap on this unboxing video. Or as I like to call it... [laughs] "unwrap"!
Fluttershy: Too soon!