"And a-one, and a-two..."
"And a-I know what to do!"
"At least no animal is suffering."
That's not music, that's just noise.
"It's called a yovidaphone."
Well, this is embarrassing.
Ouch, it's hurting our ears.
"Oh, I don't think that's necessary."
"And a-one, and a-two..."
"And a-I know what to do!"
Same ol' Twilight: Books, books, and more books
"Does this answer your question?"
"All because of Pinkie's playing!"
"And I wanted to turn heads with my new fall line,"
"And thanks to her fruit-blastin' melodies,"
"I got an orchard full of nothin' but applesauce!"
"And it ain't even saucin' season!"
"And just look what her playing did to poor Fluttershy!"
"all night to get the nursery back to sleep."
"I mean, I know we said we should all be supportive,"
"but Pinkie's been playin' for moons now,"
"and she's not gettin' any better."
"Yeah! If anything, she's gotten worse!"
"maybe we can just pretend she's really good,"
"and then I'll find a spell that will—"
"Oh, no, no, no! We're not goin' through that again! Remember how well it worked out when you weren't honest with Celestia about her actin' ability?"
"We'll just have to tell Pinkie Pie she's not very good at the yovidaphone."
This Yovidaphone, it's NOT trash! This garbage stallion made a mistake here.
"No more yovidaphone playing for me."
"And a-one, and a-two, and I don't know what to do."